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Who /attractive robot/ here? I know I'm attractive and
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Who /attractive robot/ here?

I know I'm attractive and I've had girls come up to me and ask to be my gf.

But I'm still a robot because I have horrible social anxiety, body dysmorphia, and I'm a homosexual.
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>>27497788
Autistic bisexual /attractive robot/ here. Randos pay attention to me, and when im a work girls flirt with me. But at school im avoided like the plauge. When I flirt with guys though they are responsive. When I do get in a relationship I get anxiety when I see them and cant talk to them. So I avoid them and they break up with me. :^(
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you cannot be a robot if you're attractive
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>>27497788
"CHAD GENETICS"

no one "attractive" has ever been a robot. if you were attractive you wouldnt be a robot. pic related.
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>>27497788
QUICK SOMEONE POST THE CHAD GENETICS PICTURE
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>>27497942
He looks okay.
I'd rate him above average. 6-7/10.
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>>27497931
>you cannot be a robot if you're attractive
This. The terms are mutually exclusive.
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>>27497959
>that is a 7

No, he's a solid 4.5. If that's a 7 then people I know irl are 10s.

Your standards for average white men are way too high.
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>>27498010
It's a bad camera angle you fucking aspie. Also the glasses probably subtract 1-2 points.

Don't bully the kid just because you're insecure about your own looks.
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>attractive
>no physical or mental disabilities

Could have been chad but

>switched schools once or twice per grade level, made it impossible to keep friends/girlfriends
>raised by single mother who was in constant search for a beta provider

Now I can't hold conversations with anyone unless it's about the games I play, have one friend, and have no idea how to keep up and progress a romantic relationship if I form one.
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>>27498041
its pretty pathetic that bullying is actually happening here

like we are all fucking mega betas and many of us were probably bullied yet we bully others?

fucking weak
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>>27498571
It's actually hilariously ironic if you ask me.
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>>27497959
You must be an asian woman because that guy is a 2
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>>27498571
"Attractive" posters (failed normies) like that have bullied 2/10s like me for the last year since they came from Reddit.

They deserve it
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>Tfw my mom texted me a picture of Zac Efron and said "You look like him"
>Mfw I look nothing like him
>Mfw My mom was probably trying to raise my self esteem
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>>27498696
to her you look like him
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>>27497788
>I know I'm attractive and I've had girls come up to me and ask to be my gf.

yeah no, that shit doesn't happen outside kindergarten or maybe the mental ward
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>>27497788
When I was 15 I had three girls like me at the same time so....

One of them was fat, the other ugly and the third one was kinda weird. And the girl I liked didn't like me.:(
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>>27498718
Lol, what would you know? You aren't a Chad.
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>>27498709
This is me, I look nothing like him. Also yes I took this picture when I was incredibly depressed so you'll have to excuse the expression.
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>>27498764
you aren't either since you like on r9k and you lie very badly, like a retarded, probably autistic child that has never been in the real world where people actually interact like humans, not like in your retarded fantasies
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>>27498769
you look like philip de franco the youtube dude
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>>27498769
you look like a mongoloid
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>>27498769
you look like Ben Affleck
pic is me lel
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>>27498769
>>27498862
fucking normalfags gtfo
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>>27498769
you look like wreck-it ralph
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>>27498862
that pic looks like something that would show up in a documentary about a serial killer in the 70s
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>>27498769
you look like a less bald eggman
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>>27498820
Yeah I have a massive JEW NOSE so I'm conscious about that part of my face, I just posted that to prove I look nothing like Zac Efron. Well I like to think this was a shit photo of me, I don't have a lot of photos of myself plus I'm not very photogenic. If I posted a photo of myself smiling and looking more ecstatic then I might seem more attractive.

>>27498807
I see a slight resemble

>>27498862
Some people think Ben Affleck is attractive, right?

>>27498879
Oh you poor fool, I am so far from a normalfag, would you like me to list out the many reasons why that is? I'd be happy to do so.

>>27498901
Oh come on, I think I look a lot better than eggy. I don't even see that much of a resemblance.
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Wasn't good looking in highschool, asked a few girls out and all said no. I lost the stomach to ask girls out and never asked any out again.

College, I grew into my looks and i'm 10+/10
but I'm still wary of women and honestly don't care much anymore. I just jackoff and that's enough for me.
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>>27498793
You don't know how girls act because you never interact with them. If you're attractive, they will usually make the first move. This one girl was madly in love with me and literally asked if she could be my gf.
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>>27498993
there you go again you fucking autist

stop fantasizing because you are cringe worthy
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>tfw have had girls hit on me or grab my ass out of nowhere in bars and over half a thousand tinder matches
>tfw haven't had sex in a year
>tfw never had a gf
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>>27498993
>10+/10

Probably a solid 6.

Lmao @ robots having such high opinions of themselves. Post pics faggot.
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>>27499069
>over half a thousand tinder matches

What the fuck...I don't really believe this unless you are literal chad material.
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>8/10 face
>severely underweight
it undoes everything T^T
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>>27499088

There are all kinds of people from very different walks of life that post on these boards.

You would be surprised.

No pic for you!
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>>27499145
>no pic for you

Confirmed ugly fatass with self esteem issues
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>>27497788
Mods!!!!! 12 year old alert!!!!!!
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>>27499167
Just admit you're attracted to OP's gay ass.
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>>27499167
be honest family you were going to rate him 4 - 5 regardless
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>>27499089
>What the fuck...I don't really believe this unless you are literal chad material.
Not Chad but good pictures go a long way. Or a good picture.
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>>27498895
yeah everyone says something like that about me and I take it as a compliment
irl I look like a handsome meth dealer
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>>27498287
Are you literally me bro? Minus the attractive part.

Moving your kid constantly is the number one way to cuck them. Feels bad man
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>>27499707
>irl I look like a handsome meth dealer
Sure you do, sure you do.
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>>27498571
He posted his face saying that he has "chad genetics", he clearly does not have and chad in his body, this kind of delusion must be bullied out of him. In the end it is for the best.
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>>27497942
Anyone got the original thread?
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>tfw u look like a woman
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>>27500893
STOP PLEASE NO MORE I DON'T WANT TO FEEL THIS FEEL ANYMORE
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>genuinely attractive, at least 8/10 face as rated by the autists at sluthate

...

>cystic acne
>shit personality
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>>27497788

>I've had girls come up to me and ask to be my gf

Is your life an anime? What are you fucking 12?
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>>27501079
>CAN YOU PLEAE MAKE ME YOUR GF??

OP got it from Death Note, I fucking just know it.
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