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Hey faggots. I will be here to give tarot readings.
>Name
>Age
>Query
>Number from 1 to 4
Anyone who wants to jump in and give readings are welcome. Good luck.
>Faggot
>20
>Should I kill myself?
>1
Now's the time to ask whether Stacey will love you back even though you already know the answer
I need a date of birth to do a reading
>>27497737
3 - of disks, works
No.
Get a job, faggot.
>S
>27
>Am I going to die a virgin
>4
>>27497710
>paranoid
>18
>should I buy weed tomorrow
>3
>>27497848
II - The High Priestess
Yeah, it's gonna be dank, but don't buy a large amount.
>>27497825
Situation: Queen of Cups
Conflict: Judgement
Advice: Nine of Pentacles
Outcome: Ace of Cups
It doesn't seem so. You're just being a dramatic, overly emotional bitch. You need to stop being so hard on yourself. Go outside. Enjoy nature some. Hell, maybe even get a manual labor job. Just get outside. In the end, you'll get someone who actually loves you.
>>27497901
I already have a manual labor job family
>A
>21
>Will I go to college?
>4
>>27497710
>E
>24
>Will I make it (professionally)? Or am I doomed to never succeed in my ventures?
>3
>>27497710
Charlotte
19
Should I bother perusing my oneitis? Will it work out? Or if that's too stupid >will I be succesfull?
4
Thank you
>>27498053
Situation: Eight of Wands
Conflict: Six of Pentacles
Advice: Page of Swords
Outcome: reversed The Tower
Yep. It seems like you'll be heading forward, but it seems like they'll be an issue with finding the funds necessary to pay for college. You will need to use all your mental capabilities to succeed. Pick a major that will allow you grow mentally, and you will be rewarded. If you're worried about something happening that would seemingly fuck everything up, don't be. Everything's going to be just fine.
>>27498091
XV - The Devil
You should do what everyone has been telling you not to do.
Be impulsive, do drugs, fuck bitches, hail Santana.
>Dan
>19
>am i ever gonna be a respected individual?
>2.5
>Mark
>19
>Should I go for a sex reassignment surgery?
>1
>>27498037
Another reader here. I think the 9 of pentacles means that you need to stop doing whatever vice is holding you back (procrastination, depression, laziness) and get your shit together. You need to become financially independent. That will help you find someone
>Ben
>21
>Will I become successful
>2
>>27498179
Damn, I can now justify my dank ass lifestyle thanks to a Tarot reading. Thank you OP. I feel like my emotional walls towards being the cunt I am have been torn down.
>>27498198
10 of Swords - Ruin
I fucking dare you to.
You won't.
James
19
Should I date a loser woman who will never leave me or try to find one who is equal to me?
2
>>27497710
>Evan
>24
>Will things go okay for me in the near future, do I have anything at all to look forward to?
>3
>Mynor
>16
>will i smash with her?
>4
>>27498165
Charlotte the Harlot show me your legs,
Charlotte the Harlot take me to bed.
Charlotte the Harlot let me see blood,
Charlotte the Harlot let me see love.
Anyway,
Situation: reversed Four of Wands
Conflict: reversed Ten of Cups
Advice: reversed The Hermit
Outcome: reversed Ten of swords
Ouch. It seems like you're having a lot of family issues or at least feeling like you don't have a home to rely on. Also it's possible you have these fairy tale dreams of finding a partner and settling down, but it doesn't seem to be working out. The advice here is to just get out of the isolation you're in and try to be more social. In the end, I think this bad times will end, and you will begin a new cycle that's not complete shit.
>>27497710
>Taylor
>20
>Should I just give up on that girl or keep trying?
>3
Oscar
25
Is it the right decision to go the psych ward?
2
>>27497710
hello mighty anon wizard:
>should I go to college? or should I stick to my plans of playing music?
>>27497710
>M
>28
>Will I get a gf?
>2
im too scared to ask, I don't want to open doors i can never close
>Daniel
>20
>Will I get kicked out of the university?
>3
>Dave
>24
>Should I save it or throw it away?
>4
>>27498272
2 of Wands - Dominion
You are going to have a fight with a man.
Penises may be involved.
>>27497710
>J
>32
>Will this new relationship work?
>3
>>27498191
Smart ass.
>>27498236
Situation: The Tower
Conflict: reversed Eight of Wands
Advice: reversed The Devil
Outcome: reversed Strength
In the long term? It's possible. But you have shit to deal with right now if you want that. Right now shit's about to get shaken up, and it's do to your indolence and indulgence in the wrong shit. You need to get out and make it happen instead of staying in doors all day letting your base desires consume you to shit. Learn some self control first.
>>27498268
>>27498321
XVIII - The Moon
You need to show your dark side.
>>27497710
>Grant
>18
>Will I ever make any progress at becoming a normal person?
>1
>>27498268
Not the OP, but a 'loser' woman isn't necessarily less likely to leave you. If she's being with you because she has little choice in the matter, and something changes down the line, like you become less attractive, or she becomes more attractive - or someone slightly more attractive than you comes along - it's entirely possible she'll still leave you. Ugly women divorce and skin men financially all the time. If she has little choice, she might have major self-esteem issues which could weigh the relationship down, and a lot of low self-esteem women apparently end up cheating or going after other guys to prove to themselves they can.
Also be aware that you're fallible yourself and you could grow to hate her because you feel like YOU've settled, and so you could end up breaking her heart just as easily as she could break yours. Guard your heart. Many people who've been through breakups and cheating will tell you that "better to have loved and lost, than never have been loved" is bullshit, it's much worse.
My advice would be to go for a girl who you feel is equal to you and wants to be with you for you, then fight for her, work to encourage her to be loyal to you and to recognise the emptiness in trying out other guys. Also work on yourself.
I probably don't know what I'm talking about, though, as 31yo khv.
>>27497710
>anon
>18
>do I look good pham
>3
>>27498381
XXI - The Universe
You're going to be there forever.
>Rodrigo
>18
>Will everything work out academically?
>3
>>27498268
Sorry, senpai.
Situation: reversed Nine of Pentacles
Conflict: The Lovers
Advice: The Empress
Outcome: reversed Seven of Wands
You should learn to pick the woman that will help you grow as a person as much as you help her grow. It will help you stop being so insecure.
>>27498275
>16
Go do your homework.
>>27498410
Fuck it, I be ready
>>27498483
one of the best responses on here. you just spoke to my heart man, and I'm not the guy you was replying to.
seriously, thanks for the insight.
>Daniele
>18
>Will i ever have my dream job?
> 4
>>27498420
7 of Cups - Debauch
This relationship is dying.
>>27498483
Jesus, dude, I just wanted an answer from a fake voodoo witch doctor. I already knew all of this as I've experienced it irl. But it is nice and insightful, I'm sure real robots will appreciate it.
>Azrael
>18
>Do I have any type of future with her?
>2
>>27497710
Oscar
20
Will i find love?
3
>>27498476
XX - The Aeon
Androgyny... you have to develop your other side.
>>27498580
Can I please have your name? It's perfect.
>>27497710
>H
>19
>Is there anything for me to look forward to in the near future?
>2
>>27498339
It won't give you what you're looking for. Five of Pentacles (poverty) and ace of pentacles reversed (no potential for gain) suggest it. It might also mean that it will leave you broke financially.
>>27497710
>hopeless
>18
>Will I get my shit done?
>3.9
>meilleure
>18
>where can i find the motivation/inspiration i need to get my life in order
>3
I'll do some readings too but I don't have the meanings of all the cards memorized like some readers do, so I might not be the best. Just reply to this post if you want me to do yours so I don't steal any from OP or we don't do duplicates.
>>27498495
XII - The Hanged Man
You look like you're dying.
>>27498586
What does that mean? My masculine side needs developing?
>>27498619
I believe you just answered your own question. Your own suspicions already point you towards that direction, no?
>>27498519
0 - The Fool
Drop out.
>>27498313
What the fuck
That was scarily accurate, holy shit
Thank you for the reading and advice
>>27498449
The fuck does that mean. Could you be any more clearer or are you like all those Mexican fortune tellers in their dinky little shops in the ghetto saying vague shit for money?
>Ju
>18
>Will i ever talk to him?
>2
>>27498583
7 of Cups - Debauch
Masturbate and you'll be with your true love.
>>27497710
>Surgam
>29
>Will I ever get a qt trap gf?
>3
>K
>21
>Does it get better?
>3
>>27498607
5 of Swords - Defeat
You won't.
Give up.
>>27498702
XVI - The Tower
Yes, but she might get a sex change.
You would leave her.
>>27498356
Funny, I was shuffling the deck and page of cups showed up. You probably will, anon, but The Empress says that it's probably someone who already has feelings for you (or you have feelings for).
>>27498339
Situation: reversed Six of Pentacles
Conflict: reversed Four of Wands
Advice: reversed Strength
Outcome: reversed Six of Cups
Your situation seems a bit grim. You're closed off to help and seem isolated from your family or some potential family. The cards tell me you should so weakness, so yes, I think you really ought to go get help.
It's not so bad. I was there before. All I did was puzzles all day and had a couple meetings with therapists/psychiatrists. They'll put you on some new medication. It would probably do you good. Don't be afraid to allow people to help.
>>27498354
>not following directions
Do both. Bruce Dickinson flies planes.
>>27498373
A bullet to the brain would shut that door right up.
>>27498402
Situation: reversed The Star
Conflict: Ten of Swords
Advice: The Hermit
Outcome: reversed The Emperor
It's hard to say regarding your exact query. Do not feel disheartened if things aren't lined up in the stars for you. Sometimes that's how it goes. Don't keep your self at rock bottom. Isolation, self reflection, and self improvement would do you well. It'll break up binds that have been hurting you and keeping you from getting up.
>>27498682
But my hand doesnt give cuddles :(
>>27498313
Why does he get all this extra specific shit?
>>27497710
You forgot me :( im Daniele
>>27498724
fuck dude are you sure that's what that means?
>>27498650
Stop doing cold readings on me
>>27497710
>Name
Matthew
>Age
19
>Query
Will I ever get over my social anxiety?
>Number from 1 to 4
3
Christopher
21
Should I kill myself?
1
>>27497710
>G
>19
>Do I have the capacity to be great?
>3
>Raghav
>18
>Will I get a girlfriend in college?
>2
>>27498771
Prince of Disks
He's... how do you say... "autistic?"
>>27497710
>Jose
>19
>Should I work hard?
>3
>Michael
>37
>Will I be rich when I'm 60 years old?
>3
Hey nigga what does "show your dark side" mean?
>>27498781
Princess of Disks
Make children, not sepuku
>Bel.
>22
>Should I kill myself? Howww?
>2
>>27497710
>Name
Quesadilla
>Age
20
>Query
Will I finish my degree
>Number
2
>>27498652
umm
WORRYWORRYWORRY
>David
>25
>Should I keep trying to find a gf or should I quit while I'm ahead?
>3
>>27498812
Yep, that sounds about right.
Goddammit.
>>27498792
III - The Empress
Yes, you are really great.
(for a woman)
>>27498580
You have what is necessary to make it work but prepare to make sacrifices. She's a bit controlling isn't she?
>Dan
>24
>Will I get aggressive prostate cancer later in life?
>3
>>27498540
Situation: reversed Wheel of Fortune
Conflict: Ten of Wands
Advice: Two of Wands
Outcome: Nine of Wands
Unfortunately, it doesn't seem so. Luck does not seem on your side, and you seem a bit burnt out. However, keep your head on the horizon. Something new will come around the bend. Keep flexible and keep an open mind. In the end, you will find somewhere to be where you don't feel so defensive and anxious.
>>27498595
Situation: Eight of Pentacles
Conflict: King of Pentacles
Advice: reversed Four of Cups
Outcome: Ace of Cups
Yes. But you need to work hard for it. Some asshole will come in your way, but you need to learn to not allow him to push up emotional walls up. Don't let him get to you. Keep working hard, and a new love is right over the horizon given you don't let that asshole send you into emotional isolation.
>>27498605
Another smart ass too good for integers.
>>27498675
Situation: Queen of Swords
Conflict: Ace of Swords
Advice: Ace of Wands
Outcome: King of Pentacles
This reading ironically enough sort of says "don't be yourself" in a way. You're taking this from too rational of a perspective and just thinking too much in general. You need to let the flames of desire fuel you and give way to the wind. If this is done, yes. You will talk to him, and he will be a great ally/partner/what have you.
That's all, folks. More readers may take my place. I might be willing to do this again sometime. Who knows.
Oh, and by the way. I'm actually the Devil, and you're all going to Hell.
>>27498818
2 of Wands - Dominion
Yeah, try hard! ;)
>>27498745
Look closely, and you'll notice there are two trips, and that there's a certain pattern for our responses.
B
22
What is my romantic fortune for the near future?
3
Donald
24
Will I fuck a woman soon?
3
>>27498819
3 of Wands - Virtue
You lack the confidence.
L
18
romantic situation
2
>>27498894
10 of Swords - Ruin
get
fucking
rekt
>>27498595
Justice and 2 of Swords means that you're going to have to take responsibility for something.
>>27497710
>Name
L
>Age
23
>Query
Should I give up?
>Number from 1 to 4
3
>>27499047
I'm not following
>>27498931
4 of Wands - Completion
Your health is pretty good.
>Keri
>22
>Should I pursue my education further and go for the next degree I want, or leave it alone for the time being?
>4
>>27498986
4 of Cups - Luxury
All the pussy you could want.
>>27498979
The only pattern I see is that you're a piece of shit clown.
N
18
How will my day be tomorrow?
1
>>27498745
Because there are different readers and some are better than others
>>27499015
8 of Cups - Indolence
You should sooner become a monk.
>>27499054
XII - The Hanged Man
Only for now.
>>27498722
ignored yet again
>>27499105
That's because you're an idiot.
>>27499147
"Show your dark side" motherfucker was I supposed to walk around telling people about my fucked up childhood or something? Fuck you and your fake ass fortune cookie hoodoo magic tricks.
>>27499114
XIII - Death
Probably shitty.
>James
>19
>Want a girl to love me and be with me.
>2
>>27499164
Again, if you weren't an idiot you'd notice two different trips. And that I had the evens and my partner had odds.
Later bitch.
>Tre
>19
>Why am I alive? I'm so alone, have zero friend, never had a girlfriend, I work, sleep, and play video games. That's my life.
What should I do to be happy.
>3
>>27499196
Hey your partner is a dumb ass.
>>27498948
Thank you wizard, ill follow your advices
What part of Dante's inferno is this
>Jack
>18
>Will I achieve my educational goals, or fail and spend the rest of my life wondering what could've been?
>3
>>27497710
>T
>26
>how fucked is my sex life?
>3.271
>>27498810
pick related says how it's gonna go. You'll still benefit from the relationship tho. It'll teach you things that will help you in future relationships.
>Anastasia
>18
>There's a boy I really like. I want to move in with him, become his wife, and bear his sons. Is it to be?
>4
>>27499255
I can live with that. Thanks OP :^)
>>27499255
>>27499242
just round and call it a 3
Wow this seems cool OP.
Johan
19
Will I take my own life before the age of 40, because it just ends up that bad?
2
>>27498736
>i'mokwiththis.jpg
Can you tell me when wise one?
(Number: 2)
>>27498739
Hey can you answer my q too? Your answers seem different. My post was:
>Surgam
>29
>Will I ever get a qt trap gf?
>3
>>27499255
She fucks 3 different dudes?
>>27497710
>D
>29
>Will I succesfully obtain my Phd?
>4
>>27498861
I was expecting to see some shit like The Hanged Man but I got pic related instead. Basically, you're not thinking clearly and if you did you'd be making a rash decision (you can see in the horse's face how he knows that it's a mistake despite his rider's passionate endeavor). I also got The High Priestess, it's telling you not to do it. Page of Pentacles says that things are going to get better.
>Duncan
>22
>Will I ever reach my goals?
>2
>>27498864
Yes, it's important that you do so. Very important. The cards give a 'yes'.
ron
25
Will I make the comic books I think about?
1
James
"You must be 18 to use this website"
Will my search for Spiro succeed?
4
>Zach
>21
>Whats my future like for my writing career? Should I follow it?
>3
>>27498928
Tbh I don't know her too well, but we are interested in one another. I'll have to get to know her better
>>27499390
Thank you so much OP, you are best.
>>27497710
>L
>19
>2
Will I pass this semester ?
>>27497710
>Ryan
>23
>Why do I feel so unmotivated?
>3
>>27499090
You should leave it alone for the time being. Stay watchful for better opportunities while you're at it.
>>27499373
No, maybe. She'll break his heart. Might be fucking another dude, who knows
>>27497710
T
19
should I stop smoking weed?
2
One of the readers here. This thread got a lot more queries that we were expecting, and well... I ran out of time. Maybe the other readers will answer them for you.
>Alex
>32
>Should I move back to my hometown or stay in the city?
>3
>>27497710
>Leo
>21
>Should I even try getting a girlfriend or is it just going to make me more miserable?
>3
>twf got the Tower
>Connected to Peh in the Kaballah aka "The Conquering Child", connected to Horus
>tfw I'm a thelemite, worshipper of Horus, the The Crowned & Conquering Child
>asked about trap gf; planetary connection is Mars ("male" symbol!)
>Tower is change, sudden, of the old into the new
Guys I think this is gonna happen. This is too meaningful to be a coincidence. I will get to feel the feel of having a trap gf...
>>27497710
O
21
Will I always ever come to a point where I'm content with life?
2
