I will give 50 USD on paypal to whoever can convince everyone ITT that they are indeed the most pathetic out of all of us. I will set the bar so if you are not at least this pathetic don't even bother:
>26 year old haldholdless, kissless virgin
>never had a girlfriend or even female close friend
>no college degree
>no friends
>never been employed
>no neetbucks even, a complete parasite
Make sure to include your e-mail with your story and or proof in order to claim your prize so I can send it to you through paypal. Alternatively, use a tripcode and claim it later but just make sure nobody else can impersonate you if you anon post.
Hi anon, looks like noone took your thread very seriously. Sorry. Every thread deserves at least one reply
>>27497333
It's ok, I didn't have high expectations.
>>27497453
I think everyone knows that any thread offering money are fakes by now.
>>27497545
Mine is not fake, I promise.
>>27497552
Can I have the $50 then? Seeing as this thread isn't going anywhere
>haldfholdless
>>27496948
Dem son where did your life go much wrong?!
>>27497616
S-sorry.
>>27497574
If you apply, top my life suckiness and nobody else posts, you get it technically.
least you aint dead yet
I'll post, all that shit is me except I'm 2 years younger than you and have had sex somehow, do I get any money for consolation?
>>27496948
One time I took a shit in a plastic bag because I was too lazy to unclog the toilet.
No proof and I don't want your money.
>27 year old haldholdless, kissless virgin
>never had a girlfriend or even female close friend
>no college degree
>no friends
>never been employed
>no neetbucks even, a complete parasite
Done
>>27497789
>One time I took a shit in a plastic bag because I was too lazy to unclog the toilet.
What did you do with the bag?
>>27496948
>30
>dead parents at 19
>have had to wagecuck ever since
>high school drop out
>work part time mowing lawns and nigger rigging for a trailer park
>never gf ever
>uncle raped me so not a virgin
>pussy out of suicide every day like I brush my teeth
>can't talk to people constantly mumble
>hobbies are drugs and shitposting
>live in filthy trailer
>never license ever
>never car ever
I have rent to pay and I've been eating cup noodles and drinking tap water for the past few months but I will probably spend the $50 on an anime figure
>>27497983
It dripped out all over the floor, so I had to double bag it. Then I took it out and dumped it on a garden trail near my house.
>>27498327
>pussy out of suicide every day like I brush my teeth
kek
>tfw its real tho
Eh not saying I'm worse but heres my situation
>25
>khv
>work a high school tier job with a bunch of 17-20 year olds for $9/hr
>everyone there hates me
>In and out of community college for 5 years still 2 classes away from even getting an AA
>still live with mom
>0 friends
>lost about 90% of hope for my future
>>27498547
>college educated and a loving living mother
yeah u have it so tuff :(
>be me
>schizophrenic for years
>lonely for years
>eventually get so lonely I decided to start talking back to the voices, hey its better than nothing
>even the voices in my head leave me
>>27499309
>not schizophrenic anymore
And what is your problem now exactly?
>>27499309
>even the voices in my head leave me
You got cured?
ftm trans
>>27498327
You got proof?
