So I used to be a broken and battered robot like all of you. I was tired of putting pussy on a pedestal so I manned up and threw down$200for a mechanical lay.
I will be happy to answer any questions and offer advice to other robots.
You are a failure to normies and robots alike
>>27496910
>used to be a wizard
>two years to go
fucking normies cant even count. also, get out.
>>27496910
have you every dated a girl?
are you nervous in front of girls?
are you very friendly, but too friendly for girls?
where did you find this person to have sex with?
do you mean you're 28?
do you feel ashamed that you're having to pay for it?
>>27496933
Honestly true. I was so fucking nervous on the drive over to this chicks place. I was afraid I wouldn't get it up for her.
>>27496964
I dun goofed. I meant to say I almost was a wizard.
>>27496972
>>>27496910 (OP) (You)
>have you every dated a girl?
>are you nervous in front of girls?
>are you very friendly, but too friendly for girls?
>where did you find this person to have sex with?
>do you mean you're 28?
>do you feel ashamed that you're having to pay for it?
Never had a girlfriend. Had many insecurities dating back to horrible acne in middle/high school. Like shit that needed to be removed with Accutane.
I was never too friendly. More like I was afraid of physical contact like I wouldn't know how to handle one.
Yes I'm 28.
I don't feel ashamed. I actually feel indifferent about any kind of guilt. Paying for the experience actually is kind of reassuring. I had to jerk myself off to nut though.
Sorry for formatting. I'm on my phone.
>>27496972
>>>27496910 (OP) (You)
>where did you find this person to have sex with?
Forgot to answer this one.
I lurked on Eccie.net in my city. I read reviews and trusted the method of approach. She was pretty damn forthcoming over text messaging and answered my questions about her availability and some menu options (to my surprise).
You won't find pretty whores for cheap, but that's not the point. You can look on BP for escort ads, but I would check for reviews for anyone before you see them.
>>27497175
did she lead you or were you able to fuck her with instinct?
![southpark_nice[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/AU6pzTR.png "southpark_nice[1].png")
>>27496910
>mechanical lay
so you fucked a robot?
>>27497244
I've seen porn that I still had my wits about me. She started off blowing me and she was pretty damn good at it but I couldn't cum that way. I ate her out for a while then we went to RCG first. She actually started Metallica because there was a kind of awkward silence. That was a beta moment.
>>27496910
>mechanical lay
Why do you call it that? It this an actual term people are using for fucking hookers now?
>>27497415
>>27497512
It's actually quite apt in the moment. I really didn't have any attraction to this woman and I could tell she was *kind of* going through the motions. I think she was hoping I'd cum sooner than I did.
Also condoms suck for those that have ever with them. You can barely feel shit.
>>27497666
yeah... condoms suck.. couldn't feel shit with them on. thank goodness my gf and I can go bare
>>27497695
My biggest complaint is that they choke my dick and I was already desensitized from jerking off a few days ago.
>>27496910
I'm 20 and still a virgin. decent looking, plenty of friends- just introverted and awkward with girls =\
tell me how I can avoid ending up like you
(no offense- I'm sure you're a decent person. I just don't want to lose my v-card at 28 to a motionless prostitute)
>>27499233
I actually had a girl proposition me for a booty call when I was a freshman in college. Also had a chance to run train on a girl when I was on a trip to Milwaukee.
Why are you nervous around girls? Your own insecurities or because they're not one of the guys?
Was it awkward/sketchy setting it up?
>>27499635
The funny thing is no. I just texted her. Most providers are on their own using cell phones. The first thing I texted her was to ask if she was available.
After that, I asked her how much it cost for her companionship. We worked out a deal and then I asked her for her incall location (when you visit them). I told her when I was close to arrival. She stood near the front door and opened it for me.
>>27499744
I have really been wanting to try one out but i can't risk anything being on probation
>>27499858
you would have to be very unlucky to get busted fucking a hooker
>>27496910
A wizard is a 30+ year old who has never had sex.
You're just some dumbass normie 28 year old. Kill yourself.
>>27499858
See
>>27497175
If you're worried that it's an undercover female cop, ask her to nude model for you in person while you take pics on your phone. No cop would consent to that. Afterwards, you can give them the donation and get to fucking.
>>27497421
Wtf why would you go down on a hooker
>>27500023
1. Horny
2. Zero smell
3. I watched her wipe it down with clean wipes
