>you recieve one billion US dollars
>Converte that yourself foreigners
>You have a week to spend it or else you'll be raped and murdered
>You can't donate to charity or give it away
What do you do Anon?
>>27496561
Buy stocks into the top 5 fortune 100 companies
>>27496561
Spend it on gold and a super-vault for myself
Assuming I am able to buy whatever I want without needing to spend time making contacts and without limit, I'd probably put 50% of it into some sort of low risk financial instrument, 30% into resources, and 20% into luxury goods.
Buy a huge amount of gamer merch, PCs conskled, games etc
Buy a huge empty warehouse
Start a mega Corp
Gg
That or just burn it all
>>27496624
Mutual funds, Hotels, Real estate in every capital in the world, and a fancy cars dealership.
Fund development of a private bipedal nuclear weapons platform and buy some ammo for it
I'd buy one billion dollar worth of pork and drop it on ISIS/Jews
>>27496561
Get all my fellow redditors a Coca Cola
>>27496561
Invest most of it, buy gold, and buy a distillery (I've always wanted to make booze).
>>27496561
Invest in stocks, buy land . Pay in advance for new house, cars, etc
build a rail line somewhere in my area that needs it. $1bil wouldn't be enough though, I'd have to attract other investors to actually finish it
buy a lot of anime figures and a lot of bugattis, then I sell the bugattis
>>27496760
Found a scholarship for students. No debts :^)
>invest half
>buy gold plated Coonan .357
>buy 365 Gibson ES-335s, one for every day of the year
>have hillary and bernie taken care of via danknet
>build recording studio
>pay snoop dogg to be my butler until I die
Buy a few houses across London, Manchester, Dubai, Tokyo, Paris. Shit ton of cars, a yacht, spend 100k in one night in st tropez
donate to nuclear fusion startups
>>27496561
buy up huge swaths of land/property
get around to buying up cosmetic/ beautican coprations that target self people self conscious people for how they look cause that makes bank.
dentistry, orthodontics, IPL, laser science, skin bleaching, make-up all that shit
start my own charity for animals to help the neglected and suffering in the wild and bring about a holocaust for animals (and insects) that aren't herbivores so we can end the sick darwinian chain of predatory behavior
form a super PAC to press legal charges against animal abusers/ and to propose legislation to help animals be given more 'rights'
form a super PAC to push my utilitarian -for-the-greater-good ideology on the masses
spent shit tons on somehow genocide mosquito's and other degenerate life-forms
>buy gun
>kill rapist
>get to keep the rest without being raped
checkmate atheists
savings account
spend on whatever I want and buy stocks for the rest of the money
Buy myself a couple of expensive luxury mansions, some luxury cars, vast estates of property.
>>27496561
Buy 100 trips to outer space with the Russians and jump out of the airlock once in orbit and fall back to earth like a modern Icarus.
Fund my company and spend it all in technological advances and free modular food,water,e-reader,house instruction providing devices. I'm sure there are more than enough niggers in Africa willing to take a part of my fortune and help themselves.
Make Africa great again?
There you go,next thread!
>>27497386
>start my own charity for animals to help the neglected and suffering in the wild and bring about a holocaust for animals (and insects) that aren't herbivores so we can end the sick darwinian chain of predatory behavior
i mean, i kind of do like the idea of a total environmental collapse
>>27498569
You think that would help? Have you met Africans?
>put all money in bank, except for 1$
>die
>my family gets the money
>finally did something right for a change.
CSGO skins
>>27496561
Spend it all in property so it never lose his value.
Rent properties and live happily ever after collecting the NEETbux payments from the Robots living in my new homes.
>>27496561
A whole week? I could spend that in 11 minutes.
>>27496561
Simple, I steal the corpse parts of Jesus, and then when the President of these United States' 11 men that all share the same body come to kill me, I pay some casino goers to protect me.
>buy a pmc company
>spend money on research
>attack isis on the behalf of the west
>every pmc who joins me will get a million usd as their paycheck
guard syria vs the west and keep based assad in power until he loses power democratically
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>>27498521
>jump out of the airlock once in orbit and fall back to earth like a modern Icarus.
>>27498803
>too JoJo4me
>>27496561
Buy a container ship, fit out the cabins and communal areas comfortably, spend the rest of the money trading cargo port to port, live on the seas.
>>27498676
It would help to drain my money completely,yes. Who cares how they are if they are saving my life.
Aside from buying the few material goods I want (cameras, computers, cars, home, clothes) the thing I'd really want to do is tear down my childhood home and in its place turn the property into a public park with a focus on growing as many flowers as possible.
Not sure if its legally feasible to turn private property into public property but thats what I'd like to do. Money would be divided by the legal fees, the landscaping, the flowers/seeds, the planting, the maintaining of the plants and the cleanup of the property.
>>27496561
I'd buy an entire army of mercenaries and take over a country.
I don't understand why Trump doesn't just employ an army NEET-soldiers and make America great again by force...
>>27498973
>Whats your combat experience, son?
>Well previously got an ace on CS:GO. I'm ranked highly and my last few kills were with my fucking sick amber fade butterfly knife. After every kill I hit the 'F' key. Every. Kill.
Buy run down property/land up North, build the Northern Powerhouse, make Britain Great Again in time for tea.
I would kill you before the devil gets to you next to kill me and take my place with the money
