Was Diogenes of Sinope the first Robot?
>Lived in a barrel
>Jerked off in public
>Probably died a virgin
>Threw dead animals at known SJW Plato
>Told Alexander the Chad to fuck off when he came to him for advice
>His only friends were a bunch of dogs
>Trolled normies in the marketplace by following them around with a lamp
Dude was a classic robot.
(Side question, why the fuck did old painters not paint classical figures as dressing the way that they dressed? Every time I see paintings from the Renaissance depicting classical history everyone's always dressed like knights and shit)
>>27495997
>Side question, why the fuck did old painters not paint classical figures as dressing the way that they dressed? Every time I see paintings from the Renaissance depicting classical history everyone's always dressed like knights and shit
Because they literally didn't know. I wondered the same at some point and the anwser is that acurate historical portrayal is hardly possible if information even about the right-now is very limited, let alone 1000 years ago.
nope, far too confident.
pre-emperor claudius fits the bill
>>27495997
>people tell him to help during siege of city
>pushes barrel back and forth
>"I'm helping!"
10/10 excellent shitpost
>>27496126
Literally the greatest robot in history
Is this a "great robots in history" thread?
>>27495997
http://theunboundedspirit.com/the-philosophy-of-diogenes/
List of his shenanigans.
>>27496433
very entertaining.
10/10 would recommend
>>27496433
>"It's my fate to steal," pleaded the man who had been caught red-handed by Diogenes.
>"Then it is also your fate to be beaten," said Diogenes, hitting him across the head with his staff.
Not a virgin
In fact, he was so alpha that the most expensive prostitutes in Greece fucked him for free
I'd still qualify him as a robot though
>>27496386
Napoleon is a pretty good one. Of course I'd like to nominate Adolf here. He's the epitome of a robot.
>shitty childhood
>refused to work for a living in his young adulthood, instead preferred to be a NEET and leech off of his single mother
>really no evidence that he ever had sex
>hated normies
>>27495997
>died a virgin
The dude fucked prostitutes and various sluts regularly, often in public
>>27496433
>Screamed outside the whorehouse until people gave him money, then went tot he whorehouse
Praise Zeus what a guy
