What's have your experiences been like with Tinder (or other dating apps) robots?
>attempt to talk to match but get immediately unmatched
>attempt to talk to match but get no response
>talk with match for a few days until one of us inexplicably breaks contact
>match with bots all the time
found a qt, now we're dating :)
never had a gf before
>>27495658
No opinions or personality so I stay away from this, I can't even think at all in unfamiliar environments and make myself seem like i'm straight outta the short bus all the time.
Other half of the time i'm a cool guy with a personality but I never remember anything because i'm blacked out.
Found this shit installed on my phone with a fake facebook profile created and everything, matched with a few qts but I stopped taking so much xanax and drinking.
You need to be tall and White, and try to hook up with non-Whites like Asian girls to have a chance.
>>27495658
Connected me with my first gf that is going on for 6+ months that is looking to build a life with me.
I was so fucking lucky with her... but I was able to nab quite a few numbers before i decided I wanted her so if I continued I probably could have banged a few girls.
Trick is to try to get their phone number as soon as possible and push to meet up, also make sure your profile pics aren't shit because that is what people base their swipes on.
If you don't have at least 3 pictures that are different... and if you are butt ugly, you're going to have a bad time
>tfw black and dark+ethnic features
Why do I even try these things?
>>27495658
>matched with a qt
>Mediterranean features
>similar interests
>lives and hour away
>shorter than me which is kinda cute
>been 3 hours and still to nervous to initiate conversation
>>27496899
I envy you. WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE CHAD?
even if I get a match I'm too pussy to message her.
I have like 10 matches I've accumulated over 4 years that I've never messaged.
One girl actually messaged me first once but the conversation died because I couldn't be bothered to think of something to say.
>>27497650
hardly a chad.
I was a mid 20s kissless virgin that struck lucky
I'm still friendless, all I have is my GF
it took me nearly 2 years courage to attempt to use tinder
It took me 4 years to learn to socialise after being NEET for 3 years
>>27495658
I used a picture of me that I took in a mirror that was slightly warped with special lighting and it made me look much more attractive than I really am so I was able to get a few matches.
I went on a couple dates but ended up spilling spaghetti. One girl I made walk around town in heels looking for a restaurant in the rain for a couple hours.
>>27497750
How do you maintain a girlfriend if youre a mid 20s kv? Either you're lying or you're a fucking chad
>>27497880
I'm no longer a kissless virgin due to my girlfriend.
but immediately prior to her I was. what do you mean 'how do I maintain a girlfriend'?
I've got 10 matches in the past week since restarted my account but pretty much all of them except 1 live 15+ miles away, and none of them responded at all. It's a really obtuse feeling considering I'm an ugly, balding, manlet, and only had 1 picture with a copy and pasted bio.
I know you can change the miles to be closer, but I already swiped right on hundreds of girls to the point where it says noone found if I set it under 20 miles.
>>27498066
you need to realize that its based completely on looks
you don't have to be a hunk to get matches, you just need to not look like a creep and have more than 1 pic.
I was selective with who I swiped but due to my profile I got a good selection of matches that actually talked back.
>>27497578
Should I just start with a joke robots?
>>27498153
Yeah, I've noticed I got more matches when I was more selective. I wonder if Tinder does stuff behind the scenes regarding how you swipe.
I've also noticed that the app sometimes lies until you get matches, like it'll say noone found, you get a match a little later and all of a sudden there's like 30-40 new girls.
Daily Reminder: It is your duty to troll normies on Tinder.
this sort of thing is absorbing
i feel like a voyeur, anyone feel weird after ~10 minutes of browsing at a time? makes me embarrassed to tell to truth.
Ok ive gotten relativly lucky off tindr, ive matched with 1 girl that ive met and have fucked on mulitple occasions the only issue is she thinks we are dating, ive also met many of other girls off tindr but typically they never get far right now i only have 1 thats i think may lead to something but 3 others that may end up being catches but still those are even less of a chance than the other 1 but, i use a couple other apps as well like Badoo and plenty of fish which are pretty much shit rip offs of tindr that make u pay for nearly all good features but can still be apps if u use them to their full potential, with those ive met 2 girls thats may lead to something idk yet.
the trick with these apps are to like every girl possible dont be fucking picky. its the way the apps use their matching system for 1 and 2 the odds are just in your favor if you like every girl you can the only issue associated with that is that you get fake accounts and straight ugly bitches that your just not into that you may match with but even that could be a good thing if their down to fuck ill post a few pics of girls i met
>>27497918
How does she not dump you? Im sure your lack of experience would expose it self
>>27498378
Ewww, wtf is that senpai?
>>27498526
she knew I was a virgin.
I satisfy her though.
Nothing a couple of videos from the internet can't help improve, penetration-wise or fingering/lickarooing.
I told her I was a virgin before i had sex with her the first time and she was okay with it.
Recently to psyche her out I pretended I lied about being a virgin and she believed me because she thought that I was able to sex too well for having been a virgin.
People don't realize this...
Sex is instinct, after the first time you should have it down quite easily... even the first time wasn't that awkward. you get hard, you stick it in, and you plough. how fucking hard is that? I've done more difficult things in my life.
The only time its awkward is probably if you're super-anxious
>just installed Tinder
>discovered it uses your FB photos, name, and likes
>have to upload cool and interesting pictures to Jewbook in order to hook up
No wonder normies are so obsessed with photographing themselves for social networks, it all makes sense now. They use it to hook up.
Now I guess I gotta get pictures outside or with an animal or something.
>>27498659
You must have pretty good looks to be able to tell her youre a mid 20s virgin and she doesnt leave
>>27498924
if that was the case then why didn't I have women all over me before?
my first and only girl friend
>>27498659
KHV up until I was 30.
31 now.
This guy has it right about sex. Most dudes in the world are retarded and don't think nearly as much as we have about what sex is like. They watch sex. They like sex. We study it though.
When you get the opportunity you'll be nervous of course but that won't last long. The girl will understand and think it's cute.
>>27498924
The girls I've been with have liked hearing my honest life story. Cringe and all.
>>27498950
Is she ugly or below average? I won't judge either way
>>27495658
So do you guys swipe right for every woman on there?
Or are you picky as well?
>>27498378
I think the app punishes you if you right swipe everyone, in my experience I got more matches by being picky.
>>27499119
I don't know if I can be objective anymore because I love her, I think shes above average. Shes a bit thick but not chubby.
Even when she looks bad I'd still say she looks above average. I think shed be a solid 7+ if she lost her weight.
But what I love most about her is her sense of humor, her kindness, intelligence, empathy, and maturity. Not to mention she wants to be a mother.
99.9% of chicks are a pain to talk to... I can talk with her about anything. She doesn't mind me making sexual advances at her at random too.
i am pretty much attracted to her in every way
>>27499442
meant?
>>27498378
?
I'll have you know my GF's ass is quite juicy
only experience i've had with it was watching some drunk-ish girl go through her account and literally swipe right on almost every guy except the really hot and sophisticated ones that traveled and shit. like one out of every 50 or something would make it.
Idk tinder pretty easy
If you e ever made a fake account you can see what type of competition your up against
Most guys will say simply "hey what's up?" Or some gay answer
Be autistic like you usually are and they think you're funny
>>27499646
Here's another example
As soon as you break the ice you can pretty much ask whatever you want
>>27495658
Made my own thread but ill repost it anyway
>finally get a decent match on tinder
>meetup and get coffee at Starbucks on campus
>kind of chubby in person but I'm a 22yo kv so I take what I can get
>asks me if I want to come back to her apartment to watch adaptation and smoke
>don't smoke weed normally but agree thinking I will get laid
>first thing I do once arriving at the apartment is take a piss
>instead of pissing normally it just starts to dribble out all over my jeans and legs
>freak the fuck out and try and dab it up with toilet paper
>piss smells rancid
>sit back down on the couch smelling like piss
>girl keeps her distance
>take a few rips and become extremely paranoid
>she stays on her phone the entire movie
>movie ends and she asks me to leave
>text her two days later and no response
Buying a helium tank tomorrow boys
>>27498378
wew lad
whats wrong with her?
oregano spaghetti
>>27499344
Guy you replied to. You've got it good. Thick is best too
>>27499646
>>27499664
You seem good at this. Do you have more conversations and/or tips?
Will people on kikebook know you use tinder? I dont want everyone knowing my business
>>27499887
cant you just use a new facebook just for tinder?
>>27499874
Plenty, I'll lurk if you have questions
>>27499887
no. they only way they would know that you use tinder is if they see you on tinder.
>>27499903
i dont have time for that shit senpai
>>27495658
Had very little success with it when I lived in Japan, it was much easier to meet girls in real life. Fucked a Chinese girl within a couple weeks of matching her once I moved back to the US. I only swipe right for Asian girls unless I'm drunk so it limits my options
>>27499957
All these girls I fugged
There's a lot more failures even tho the convos go well
Tinder is pretty easy
Just be forward and dominant and say you wanna bang. Most girls will say 'no hookups for me', but they're the girls you'd have to spend money on for 3 dates before you smash
Just weed out the girls to find the sluts
Pretty decent way to get a cheap fuck. I have been on date on like 100 of my 238 matches so far. Only a third have ended up in bed.
>Match with a girl
>Kinda chubby but I can dig, she's cute
>She likes anime, great!
>We talk for a little less than a week
>I learn she's studying chinese and wants to go teach in China
>I invite her to go get some coffee
>It's the first time I've ever asked a girl out so I'm stressed as fuck, shaking, sweaty palms
>She says yes
>itshappening.gif
>We decide to meet up in a three days
>I spend those three days in a state of glee I had never experienced
>The day of the date finally comes and I have cleaned my whole appartment, all my sheets and have even bought a pack a condoms
>As I get to our meeting place, she texts me that her car doesn't work and that she can't come.
>I go home, cry like a bitch and delete Tinder
>She stops texting me
All I wanted was to be happy
>>27500000
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>>27497468
That's not a big deal. Try being Indian and get back to me.
>>27500000
IMPRESSIVE ANON YOU GOT THE GET NOW REAP THE REWARDS
>looking at OkC roulette last night
>see Rose
>ask why he/she is pretending to be someone else
>for pizza
>I shoot in the dark and ask if they're from r9k
>I was right
>3 autists scamming peoepl online for free food, XBL and steam cards
>they boast that out of 1800 people I was the 6th to guess they were fake
>report them
>3 hours later their profile no longer exists
eat shit niggers
>>27500050
To add, guy who said to spill random shit has it right. Also swipe right everything.
This is so pathetic, seriously fuck the chicks...
>really like this girl
>try to talk nice every time
>ignored, ignored, ignored
>talk like 10 times with no response
>''omg so lame, I don't even know you'' ''bye''
>you cannot send messages right now to this person.
>tfw
>>27500051
we're all on the same boat
>>27500320
dude... if you don't get a response after 1 message then its over.
Go on to the next girl.
If you can't get their number after around 2 convos on the app messaging it is not likely to go very far.
Once you get their actual number you push to meet.
>>27500003
Are you chad or a regular robot in appearance? How many matches have you had and converted to dates/bangs?
>>27500320
>meet a girl on tinder
>finally replies
>finally meet her
>tfw catfished
>>27500475
Regular bot in the head but probably chad in the face
Also of this I've been on 27 dates and 18 fucks
In total I've had like 1000 matches but if I don't talk they tend to unmatch, etc
Ive floated around 360- 340 matches
>>27500594
>tfw only 180 matches in a few months
Maybe it's because I'm black
>>27495658
using it for the first time today and it let me swipe some people at first but then i closed the app and now i'm back on it and its not showing me anyone to swipe. the radar's just pulsing. i live at a dorm at a huge college so i know it's not there's no one around me, what's the deal? when i uninstalled it and reinstalled it it let me swipe again but then it happened again
>>27500594
What are some good openers that you've used? How quickly do you go for the fuck with these girls?
>>27495658
>Went on Tinder after I broke up with cougar gf (42 y/o)
>See cute mixed black/white girl with pretty face and 10/10 smile and curly hair
>Send message, start up conversation
>Meet her the next week, bang in her jeep in a secluded parking lot for 2 hours after preliminary chatting and getting to know one another in person
>Actually have a lot in common, start dating/bf+gf
She games. Likes anime. I got her into Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. She has a nice big ass and a good fat pink pussy. Deliciously midsized tits with sensitive nipples. Loves biting, being bitten, enjoys being roughed up and dominated sexually. Actually funny and likes kidding around.
She goes to college, I work. We see each other two days a week usually, staying overnight at one or the others home. She likes coming to my apartment to watch animoo & fuck as hard and loud as we can. Had her riding my dick Sunday
Current project is getting her used to fingering in her ass, I ate her ass Sunday and shes into playing with my ass too even though we haven't gotten around to it yet.
For the first time using tinder its been a slamdunk so far. ^_^
Also,
>glasses
>cum fetish
She banged one other dude in January before we met through Tinder, 69/oral and handjob stuff. No intercourse. Before that she hadn't had sex for 4 years (23 y/o) and it definitely showed at first but shes a natural. Really knows her way around a cock.
>>27498094
You know you can set the distance to a few miles right
>>27499008
How many girls have you had sex since you were thirty until now? What did you start tocdo diferently to start having sex? >Pls respond
Would /r9k/ swipe right?
[rightrobot]
Had a few good ones but mostly failures. Best was a 17 year old tight bodied cardio girl, met on new years eve and met up like 2 or 3 times a week for the rest of the month at my place to fuck and watch anime before she started school again. We recently stopped seeing each other because i guess eventually the age difference got to her and she "wants to focus on schoolwork and be a regular kid". By the way age of consent in my country is 16.
Meeting a girl tonight for coffee but not feeling that excited about it. However, far more interested in this super attractive 25 (we're talking someone that belongs in a Kpop waifu thread, my personal 10/10) year old Korean masters IT student. We've shared phone numbers but she isn't exactly forthcoming with her replies, im going to see if i can get a meeting with her this week but it is going to be a huge, HUGE shame to me if I don't at least get to meet her.
>>27500051
at least your room's clean now
>>27500051
Sounds like you sperged out somewhere along the line
>>27500857
Hell nah
Who /gave up/ here? No matches so I stopped
so whats the connection with your facebook and using this app?
>>27500857
I swipe left on every single girl where I can see visible tattoos
>>27500051
I had this happen with a 34 year old milf that was sending me nudes/sexting and vids of her sticking out her tongue telling me she wanted my cum and when we were finally supposed to meet she just stopped responding.
>>27495842
get out ree etcmr bean
>>27500761
I've been with 4 girls from 30-31 so far. Two were hookups off of tinder. Kinda fat. The two others were gfs. One was a codependent and thus manipulative. The other was my first and I think she wanted a fuck buddy more than a boyfriend.
I lost 170lbs and kept trying to push my anxiety boundaries. When I met the first girl it was at my parents house where my mom had invited her for dinner. She was pretty and a college graduate. I knew I had no chance. I had cut that belief out of myself a long time ago but I knew talking to her would be difficult so I tried. She liked talking to me I guess. A few weeks later we met at my sisters wedding. Talked and I asked her out for a walk at a park. We just kept meeting up and I'd be comepletely honest about my past Neetness and KHV status if she asked. Which she did. A lot. It got to the point that she asked to kiss me. It escalated from there the next time we met.
It's the same each time for the other girls. I'm honest about my situation and past but I don't act emotional about it. They hear that I've worked hard to get out of that life and even though I haven't yet they still think it's acceptable somehow. The fuck if I know how that works.
Seriously though, if the anxiety is too much, just act like they won't like you no matter what you say and talk to them about anything you want to.
found a qt virgin
were dating now and we lost our virginities to each other yesterday
>>27500857
The embodiment of white trash
>>27500857
Yes but with three condoms
>>27501960
How to lie on the internet 101
i've had so many matches
how to confidence to ask them out?
what would we do?
how must i conduct myself?
i just want into her vagina on a regular basis
j>>27503254
Just be yourself and ask them out to coffee
>get a match
>she texts me first
>i text her
>unmatched
>tfw
