Hello anons.
I just want to tell you that even though Im a piece of shit I love all of you faggots.
Yes, Im drunk.
>>27493712
fugg you too
>>27493839
Just fug me already anon!
>>27493712
that's really nice
i love you too
>>27493712
>love all of you faggots.
A-all of us at the same time, are you sure you can handle it?
>>27493712
I love you too
I love all of you guys. If you're going through a rough time or rough life in general I hope things get better for you guys :)
>>27494111
Yes anon. I will always love you even if you would hate me. As I love all other anon. It is the only thing I know.
guys, you're alright
no matter what someone says, don't let it change you for the worse
find that flame of hope within your heart and kindle it into a pyre
carry that weight, anon
i love you too
i'll deny it if you bring this up
Love you too, fellow anons.
Isn't being alive weird? I mean, just existing. Ah, just being cringey again. It'd be nice to be able to hold someone but I don't want a partner unless I'm willing to take care of myself first, love myself first. If you don't love yourself how can you love anyone else? You'll end up like Shinji choking Asuka in the end. Baby steps I guess, I'd be a hypocrite if I said it was smooth sailing and that I love myself right now.
I don't know man. But if it goes on like this, I'm gonna end it.
>>27494386
Yes, I feel this weird philosphical feeling of existing. Its probably loneliness for me.
I gave up on finding a partner. I am not good enough and I have other worries like getting a job. I hope all goes well for you anon. Dont get too attached to societys definitions like having to love yourself first and such. They are cliche stereotypes most often.
>>27493712
Thanks, man. Right back atcha.
For the record I too love each and every Anon that posts or lurks here. We are all in this together.
>>27493712
>Robots
>Feelings
Right
>>27493712
Gentlemen and ladies (yes, they exist against all odds). These days I've started coming to these boards as I've started to feel more and more existential and less and less people understand me.
Five years ago, I entered medicine, yet the struggle did not end there. I won a video game tournament, yet the struggle does not end there. Getting a girlfriend, unless you keep on caring about her, means nothing as well.
We, unlike the beings in media we see such as movies, comics, etc, are fundamentally incomplete and will die incomplete. I'm scared. I will die without having reached my full potential. Without having loved all I could love. Without having accomplished all, without understanding everything.
I share this feeling with you all, because no matter how strong we are, we all are human in the end and thus incomplete and lonely. We attain consciousness alone, and alone we die.
I need a person's loving embrace right now, now and always because there is no way to ever not feel insecure when you look at the odds, and the scale of the Universe, and at everything, yet there are people who worry about their v-cards or about hatred and war.
Anons, I wish for your happiness. Even the anons who call me retards and insult me. Even the white knight cuck faggots. In this instant, I just love you all.
Except for the one dude who seems to hate all women. Fuck you man, women are the best thing to happen to me, stop talking shit about some of my best friends
>>27494474
You can't fool me anon
I know you're a big ol' softie on the inside ;)
>tfw spilled sour patch kid sugar on my touchpad and now my left click isn't working optimally anymore
Why is everything so delicate?
>>27494455
>>27494474
>>27494502
>>27494524
Would sit around bonfire with.
>>27493712
Iktf. I wish I could help other robots and make them happy, but I'm a useless loser.
>tfw no robot will ever love me emotionally and physically
Best thread ever. Thanks OP
Love you all as well. I hope all of you someday get everything you want.
We may be misfits or neets or wtvr you want to call it, but we're all people and i strongly believe in humanism.
The lack of physical contact with anybody who likes me is slowly killing me. Not once was I shown by anyone they actually love me, not even my mother. But at least there is somebody out there who would like me. Somewhere, someone would maybe love me. Yet I will never meet this person.
Maybe it's one of you anons, love you all back.
>>27493712
I love you too you beautiful faggot.
I love all of you here. You are the people that really get me..
Thanks anon. I can go to sleep now and hug my pillow.
>>27494576
>tfw no one to sit at a bonfire with
>>27493712
I like this. We need to be nicer to each other, we're all here for a reason, we can all relate to one another on some level.
>>27496148
I feel this feel quite often
>>27496125
I wish I could go to sleep with you and hug you instead..
>>27496283
I wish so too anon. Not homo but I really would do that.
>>27496384
I'm not gay either but cuddling is the best feeling I've ever experienced. Also I think there is nothing gay with cuddling with another guy. Cuddling is the most innocent thing we can do.
>>27496444
Trips for truth anon.
Good night.
>>27496532
Good night anon I hope you will find someone to cuddle with.
>All these losers in this thread
Nobody here actually loves you. They don't even know you.
>>27497433
>Nobody here actually loves you
Try again bully. I love them all.
>>27497524
That just makes you a whore.
>>27497557
So be it. You won't stop me from caring about my fellow robots.
Hi friends. I'm a cyborg pseudo-normie but I want you to know that I sympathize with all of you and care about you and want you to be happy
>get drunk
>"IM DRUNK LOOK AT ME, (I'M DRUNK BTW)"
it's almost like alcohol turns people into girls
I love you too anon. In my own mind, where none of us are ugly basement dwellers and we're 2d qts.
Love you too OP. People are so depressing to live around, I'm glad we all have our anon buds to keep us company at the end of the day :)
It doesn't compare to a real person, but the hell if any girl would be interested in my emotional needs.
I have one friend and his name is Anonymous Fourchan
he is the best friend I could ever ask for
I-If that anon who was going to give me their email earlier is here I'm still open to the offer
>>27498775
What anon are you talking about desu?
fucking circlejerk threads
Love you too, you fucking fag.
>>27498836
They kept posting pics of this anime and were in this thread >>>/r9k/thread/27487346
It got deleted before they were able to give me their email or I was able to give them mine
>>27498869
don't break the circle, anon, please, we need this
>>27498942
The thread link isn't working, anon.
>>27498942
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27487346
Use the archive faggot. Also that thread was entirely disgusting attentionwhoring and beta orbiting.
Why are women so disgusting.
>>27498942
I'm sorry, I guess I totally don't know how the options field works anymore. Is it common practice now to put emails in the name field? Anyways, I'm glad it was a misunderstanding, I've been refreshing my inbox.....too much....
>>27499052
I do admit I kinda hijacked the thing talking to the other anon, but I wasn't OP, I swear dude. Is there some way I can make it up to you? I don't want someone to go to bed mad at the world because of me.
>>27499067
aaaaand forgot that time
>>27499052
Hey I'm not denying that the OP of that was a shitposting cunt
>>27498999
See the above poster for the proper link. Nice trips btw
>>27499067
Afaik people didn't really use email anymore, but yeah, it was just misunderstanding and bad timing with a mod deleting it
tfw actually did a test in another thread to see if putting it in the option thread would've worked or not after it got deleted
>>27494502
is that you PPMD?
>>27496148
I never realized how comfy that would be until now, maybe one day, I'll have someone with me
>>27499094
Crohn's disease is killing my colon, can I have yours?
>>27499125
Sent! From overlyshyanon
>>27499254
Not them but you can have mine
>>27499254
Honestly I'd consider this as long as our colons aren't super vital (I don't know if they are), if you lived in the US, and if I wasn't horrified of surgery.
But I had a hellish acid trip while in the hospital so I can't even go near fluorescent lights that remind me of the rooms and stuff like that without freaking out. I'm really sorry though, my step-sister has Crohns too so I can sympathize.
>>27499315
Replied from my less bs bs email!
I consider you guys my friends
A-are we friends?
>>27499494
No, kill yourself, anon.
>>27499494
Yes, you guys are the only friends I have.
>>27499520
Suck a fart, dude.
>>27499494
ABSOLUTELY
Let me braid your hair and paint your nails.
>>27499525
>>27499578
/r9k/ is such a comfy board :^)
>>27499315
>>27499453
Y-you two didn't have to be so serious about it. Colons aren't really vital, people with bad ulcerative colitis have to get it removed almost entirely.
And Crohn's wrecks everything else, so even if colon grafts were a thing (and they're not as far as I can tell), it would probablty destroy the new one too.
>>27499494
Honestly I thought we were more than friends at this point I didn't realize I was the only one here who thought about all of you as family.
>>27499663
To be completely honest with you I would actually give up an organ to a fellow robot in a heartbeat, assuming travel or mentary constraints didn't prevent it
I'm sorry to hear that transplants aren't even an option, anon.
>>27499494
You guys are all I have for family and friend to be honest
>>27499718
monetary*
bloxboxkbo
>>27499718
H-hey I don't want someone to go to bed sad because of me please forget about this.
>>27499830
kek I didn't remember the word for transplantation so I went for graft but it was simply transplant.
>>27499895
You don't need to worry, Anon
My secret is that I'm always sad!
And I figured somethin was up with that. On the bright side though, with how quickly the medical field's been advancing lately they're bound to find a better treatment sooner or later!
>>27500022
Yeah, well, with this kind of disease they're making progress really fast. Like, 10-15 years ago the risks of dying from it were non negligible.
Good night/day anon, depending on where you live. Bye!
>>27500333
Sleep well anon! May those trips you got bring you good dreams!
I love you guys, you're the only board that can make me cry and make me fesl loved at the same time.
I only share feelings with robots who understand that being a virgin and friendless is the absolute best gift we could have. All normies, wagecucks and non virgins are inferior and should be treated as lower class beings.
Love you too anon :3 I'll live one more day for you
When you make an honest, meaningful post and nobody responds, you feel hurt, but when they do respond positively you don't feel anything. Even when somebody says something encouraging or sympathetic, it's like nothing. Robots don't feel real to me because our relationship remains transitory and superficial. At the same time, I would never reach out because I don't want anybody to know me and see what a miserable fuckup I really am.
I love everyone, anon you're beautiful in everyway possible. Everyone in this thread is beautiful and no matter what happens in life I will always cherish everyone of you all.
