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my gf wants me to get a circumsicion
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apparently she says its healthier for me...what do i do? how do i tell her i dont want to cut my dick? i mean im fucking scared
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I choose my dick over you.
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>>27492996
cut all the extra roast beef in her vagina.
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>>27492996
Just tell her, and if she doesn't, then that relationship is not worth it.
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>>27492996
she's shit testing you, just tell her to fuck off and maybe she'll postpone cucking you with Chad by one more day
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>>27492996
don't chop your dick off. you'll regret it for the rest of your life. if she wants you to be circumcised, then you probably shouldn't be with her.
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It's bullshit anyway, any solid proof of this comes with the stipulation that you dont shower or something, she's retarded or gullible
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Just tell her to fuck off with that shit.
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loving your waifu is great and all but when you start imagining that she is real and wants you to mutilate your dick, you need to take a step back.
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>Americans

Start spreading it around tumblr that female circumscion is empowering. Feminzais will be all over it due to their total group think.
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>>27492996
why you people even bother to answer normalfags threads? gtfo of my board normie scum reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Don't do it or else you're a submissive beta cuck faggot who LITERALLY let's their girlfriend castrate them

it's not healthier for you btw, but forget about that you have your dignity to worry about
The fact you even have to think about it disappoints me
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>>27492996
>my gf
stopped reasing
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>>27492996
Tell that crazy hoe to fuck off
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tell her to just literally read the wikipedia article on circumcision. it talks about how the whole reason we started doing it was because doctors 100 years ago thought that masturbation was unhealthy, and so it was healthy to remove 75% of the nerves in the penis.

here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_male_circumcision#Masturbation_concerns
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You have a choice to keep your foreskin OP. Many of us did not get that choice.
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>>27492996
Dump her obviously.
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Tell her to cut her nasty roast beef pussy lips off because it's healthy. See how she reacts.
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Get rid of her, this shouldn't even be a choice for you.
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>>27492996
She looks 12....
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>>27494312
This. Tell her you'll only get circumcized if she gets circumcized. But even if she agrees, it's still not a fair deal because you get 3/4ths of the nerve endings in your penis removed, along with losing the natural sliding motion that amplifies pleasure. All that happens to her with modern-day female circumcision is that she loses her roast beef flaps, her clit and hood are completely intact.

True equality would be women losing 3/4ths of their clit during circumcision, and I'm sure as absolute fuck no girl would ever agree to that.
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tell her to cut off her fingertips because she can get dirt under her nails

do not budge, be willing to dump her over this
you are going to feel like a colossal idiot if you permanently alter yourself and she ends up leaving you anyways
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>>27492996
You're pathetic.

You should have dropped her like a hot turd the moment she suggested it, without a second thought.

Hell, punch her in the guts for good measure.

Then ask her if she'd like to have her clit snipped off so you can both match.
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>>27492996
Tell her to get a circumcision because it's healthier for her.
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>>27494477
It would actually be more like the clitoris hood, not the clitoris.

I totally agree with you, though.
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>>27492996

You should probably enlighten her to the reality of circumcisions; the actual lack of health benefits, reduced sensitivity and general risk of any amputation.

If she's still in favor of you getting your genitals mutilated afterward, tell her tough shit.
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>>27492996
Suggest she get her clitoral hood removed.
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