>The reference guy
>>27491886
The fuck is a reference guy?
>that fuckface who thinks he's hilarious because he spouts youtuber crap
>>27491937
makes tv show and movie references constantly maybe.
I hate fratbros.
>the thirsty beta whiteknight cuckold women's-ego-inflating-and-terrible-attitude-enabling horny ruining-it-for-the-rest-of-us male feminist liberal faggot guy
>>27491985
Calling all frat bros the same is like calling all people in the Western Hemisphere the same.
T. Fratbro
>>27491937
this. >>27491985
always making a reference. And when you don't get it, he makes you look like an idiot. Normies...
>>27491886
>that guy that still fanboys about Nintendo games
>that guy who constantly talks about his favorite twitch streamers
>that guy who wears video game shirts with cargo shorts every day
>that guy that always yells
>that guy who can't go a conversation without showing someone a picture from iFunny
The unsolicited advice guy.
>that guy who thinks he's a robot but then posts in a soc-tier thread showing he has a chad face and a chad voice
dude lonely lmao
>The guys/girls who invite you to a social event and spend half of the night on their phones browsing Facebook, occasionally mumbling "uh huh", "yeah"
What the cunting fuck.
>the wingman of the chad
>only reason he ever talks to girls is because of this chad
>the wingman provides the humor and the chad provides the chicks
>they are both either unaware of this situation or just accepted it
the pants sagging negro
>>27491886
Friendly Joe
You know who I mean
>>27492093
B-but it's f-f-fashionable
>>27491985
>tfw noticing I have been doing this lately
I'll knock it off.
>>27492260
and its cousin the booty-leaning finger wagging sassy negress
>that guy who's life is video games
>>27492282
Super nice and helpful when you're alone with him, but when around other people he acts like he doesn't know you?
>>27492366
that guy whos life is football
>gonna go watch da game
>>27491886
>mfw they make a Will Ferrell movie reference
DUDE YOU'RE LIKE SO FUCKING FUNNY DUDE LIKE STEP BROTHERS REFERENCE LMAO
>>27492397
>major league sports fans
>that guy that learns karate on regular basis and think he can be anyone
>looks like skinny aids patient
>>27492282
You better not be talking about THE Friendly Joe. He is a bretty gul guy who don't afraid of bad vibes
>>27491886
That one who thinks he's a bigshot but has done absolutely nothing of worth whatsoever in his entire life.
Oh wait that's almost all of them.
the wannabe redneck
>camo baseball hat with a fish hook in the bill
>beer logo or NASCAR tshirt with the sleeves ripped off
>dickies or carhart jeans with the outline of a can of chewing tobbacco in the back pocket
>blaring Toby Keith or other pleb-tier pop country out of a raised pickup truck
>doesn't haul anything in said truck
>doesn't even live in a rural area
>the guy who says shitty twitter memes irl
>that faggot who thinks Anonymous are truly bad-ass hackers
any normie that can't leave people alone
imagine what life would be like if normies didn't stop you whenever you go out
>dude what's the time
>dude did you just bump into me
>dude give me $5 bro I need it for food and not drugs
>dude can I take a photo of you
>dude can you take a photo of me and my gf
>dude do you have time to talk about the lord jesus christ
>dude did you know people are literally dying from diarrhea in africa
>>27492093
>the "nerds" who praise LoZ to no end
Turned me off from ever playing the games tbqhwu family
>The guy who claims he's a robot despite having multiple friends and being in romantic relationships
>joins group chat/game expecting fun
>gets sad as fuck whenever something goes wrong and goes full tilt ruining the mood
>whines like a faggot
>can't into why some people have fun and he doesn't
Tragedy and comedy are two sides of a coin so do something funny you inbred fuck
>>27492664
This but also including normies who harass people minding their own business on the street by yelling things like "faggot" and other insults. I can't go out of my house without some random group of Chads or Staceys yelling the most insulting mean things at me just for existing. And then people wonder why I never want to leave my house. It doesn't help my social anxiety or agoraphobia when people like this exist
>>27491886
>that cringemaster that acts badass because he says that he goes on /b/
>says that he's not grossed out or scared of anything after going there
>call his bluff, load up /b/ on clover and show him a gore thread without telling him what it is
>he literally vomits and starts calling me a sick fuck who goes onto gore websites
>show and explain to him that it's /b/, and that he claimed to be desensitized to that kind of stuff from going onto there
>never hear from him in the group again
>>27492701
"""People""" who don't like Zelda should kill themselves.
"""People""" who rationalize their refusal to play the series should kill themselves.
>that guy I ran with as a kid
>we were best of friends
>he was Ethiopian, adopted by white parents
>he was kind, quiet, not niggy at all
>knew him ever since he got into the country
>we talked almost every day of the week, did sports and played video games every weekend
>the closest of friends
>middleschool comes, we end up at different schools.
>see him every once and while, we see eachother at school sporting events and such
>highschool comes, he does multiple sports each season, does great
>I make no friends at new school, stop doing sports
>never see him again
>check his Facebook present day
>he got a full-ride scholarship to IUPUI for track
>won state senior year with a 9:31 two-mile time
>surrounds himself with black people, posts about typical niggish things
>still does nothing but run
>surrounded by friends and family
>I have never amounted to anything
>I have never ran again
>>27491985
>>27491937
>>27491886
Sounds like a robot to me. Like NCS
any normie born 1990+
>>27492819
Sigh, typical niggers can't help but gravitate to the nignog lifestyle even with all the good white influences in their life... the white parents must be truely ashamed
>that quiet autistic guy that sits in the back corner and always has a blank face and if you talk to him and try to be friendly he will give short answers and if you get to know him will blame everyone else for his problems and complain about not having friends or a gf
>that guy whose life is just watching anime and playing video games, sometimes can be spotted out and about in a 7-11 refilling his mountain dew and doritos stash late at night
>that guy who claims to be a nice guy but actually hates women and is truly an edgelord
>that guy whose life is so shitty he lives through fantasies of being what he isnt, sometimes imagines he is playing his favorite song to his high school
>that guy that dropped out of college or never went but didnt do anything but become a neet and complain about lazy niggers
>that guy that thinks he is better than everyone but yet complains about how "chads" are taking all the girls even though he is superior to them
>>27491886
The worst kind of normie is The beta guy.
The Reddit nerd
>Claims to be a huge comicbook fan, but has never read any of the comics and only follows the movies
>Thinks Marvel > DC because it "doesn't take itself seriously"
>Claims to be a huge Star Wars nerd when they know nothing about the universe and think Episode 7 was good
>Wanks to 90's TV/movie nostalgia
>Plays vidyas made in the last 10 years
>Thinks diversity in comics/video games is a really big deal
>Only has seen the most normie of animus like DBZ or Naruto and even then hasn't watched them in years
>Posts pics of their "nerdcave" rooms that are just full of Star Wars, Spider-Man, and DBZ merchandise
>Doesn't know what Warhammer 40,000 is
>Overtly optimistic and never criticizes anything new in the shit he likes, it's all the best thing ever. Even when it's shit like Jurassic World, The Force Awakens, or MCU movies
>Knowledge of Game of Thrones extends from the show, which he loves
>Watches the Walking Dead and talks about le zombie apocalypse constantly
The nerd community died so spectacularly in the last 10 years
>>27492872
>>that quiet autistic guy that sits in the back corner and always has a blank face and if you talk to him and try to be friendly he will give short answers and if you get to know him will blame everyone else for his problems and complain about not having friends or a gf
Where the fuck do you think you are, anon?
>the guy who thinks you're stupid and incompetent because you don't feel like joining every conversation and don't talk much
>>27492904
his post described everyone on hits board. like all robots fall into one of them greentexts so it's actually pretty clever imho.
>>27492814
Shit game shit b8
>>27492380
That one's bad too. But I'm talking about the guy who's just overly nice, like there isn't a bad bone in his body and he just talks in vanilla stock phrases and has nothing interesting to say
>>27492517
Like the friendly Joe in this pic
>>27491886
>That guy who assumes you watch niggerball
>>27491886
>The guy who makes annoying, unfunny quips constantly during class
>The group laughs anyway and you're forced to laugh with them
>>27492903
>Overtly optimistic
this is what I hate the most desu
everything is "awesome" and "awesomesauce" and "totally neat" and "pretty damn awesome" and 100 other seemingly reddit-exclusive expressions of positivity
it's like they've never suffered
>>27492872
all me kek
>>27492517
Friendly Joe is a top bloke
>that redditor le gentleman that agrees with everything the liberal professor says and often starts talking over him trying to show how smart he is
>the dude who talks as if he's the main character in a sitcom
>>27492731
>That faggot who literally started crying because he couldn't get a gf
>He still went to prom with a girl, talks to them constantly and has a shit ton of friends
He'd probably have committed suicide long ago if he was in my situation.
Normies have no willpower.
>>27492904
It was a joke tho, ya dingus
>>27492042
>Fratbro
>on r9k
GET OUT NORMIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27492872
Somehow, I am none of these. I watch anime occasionally and enjoy mountain dew and doritos, but that's about it.
>>27492731
>Tfw this is me
I just come here to laugh at you
>>27493020
>tfw sympathy laugh
>tfw exhale through nostrils
the soccer mom letting her kids run wild in the store and taking forever to buy her shit and leave
>>27492903
>the nerd community died so spectaculary in the last 10 years
This. In high school, I was working with a Stacey on a project and one day she came wearing a Marvel sweater. I told her when she thinks Stan Lee will die and she responded with "who?". I then went on an autistic rage about how she couldn't have known who that was and the other people in the group said "geez anon, people don't have to know EVERY THING about Marvel to like it. There's no need to be an elitist."
Then the Stacey took a snapchat of her with the caption "feeling like a nerd today". People fucking disgust me
the old person driving 5-10 mph under the speed limit driving to bingo at the senior center
>that guy who is into anime, asian culture, and prefers asians to white girls
>>27493082
Explain please. Do you know someone who actually does this or are you just pulling it out of your ass?
the morbidly obese person who gets dropped off at the door of walmart, walks 10 feet into the store and then slumps into the power wheelchair provided for customers completely out of breath
>>27493235
>Then the Stacey took a snapchat of her with the caption "feeling like a nerd today"
Ty for the renewed normie hate anon.
>that guy that says cuck at least once a week outloud in class
>that guy that thinks you're best friends because you had a few conversations in passing
>that guy that always asks for gum
>that black guy that sings during class
>those normies that try and befriend you after the rachel's challenge presentation
>that guy who got dubs
the black guy jaywalking across the street very very slowly
>>27493082
>makes the jim halpert face towards cameras that don't exist
>the whiney cunts on a Mongolian Deepthroating image board who think that depression affects only their social group and that they're a superior minority for having not fit in with normal society
the black guy asking for freebies at a fast food place
the car of black people changing their order multiple times at the drive through
black people in general
>>27493082
>>27493356
I am guilty of these.
I have my own Newman, too.
>>27493360
>look mom i said chinese cartoons in a different way again
>>27492019
thissssssssssss. i feel like punching those vaginas in the dick.
>>27493373
>being the main character of a sitcom where you're the least interesting character
>the nerd king.
>that one nerd that everyone gather around and he constantly talks about his volunteering or exams
>he is somewhat respected by chads because he controls the nerd population
>>27492731
I mean, I have a friend with benefits situation going on and a few friends, but I definitely relate to robots in a lot of ways. Guess I'm kind of a cyborg?
>>27493319
>those normies that try and befriend you after the rachel's challenge presentation
holy shit this. sitting alone was way more difficult after these things. i had to deal with the aftermath of rachels challenge twice, in middle school and in high school. not to mention the anti bullying, anti suicide, and other presentations about things like stopping school shooters. always felt like they were describing me in those presentations.
the hipster sitting in a coffee shop typing on their laptop because they have a dire need to be seen writing publicly for hipster cred
>>27493416
>tfw I am this guy
>tfw there are no nerds in my class for me to control
>>27493435
>tfw the speaker describes a mass shooter or sucide victim as a loner or your teacher describes some evil historical figure as quiet or a loner
>tfw you feel the class or school in the presentations look at you when they say that
>>27492093
>This is considered normal behaviour
WW3 can't come soon enough
>>27493504
kek, one time I ran into some normie jock from highschool at a bar
they said they always thought I would be the guy who snapped and shot up the school
>maybe I should have
>>27492248
being the wingman is pretty good desu.
>You're funny so women gravitate toward you anyway
>you get to be a chad disguised as a robot and have free rage to post on r9k
Im the wingman btw
>>27493435
It was annoying, because of how insincere and pushy they are. The worst was when one of the principals commended this Stacy, for "trying to bring anon out of his shell"
> always felt like they were describing me in those presentations
hit the nail on the head
>the obnoxious middle aged jewish mother
oy vey
>>27493504
Oh God. One time in history class my teacher was talking about Colmubine and the effect it had on the school system and what signs teachers and students should look for in kids
I could feel the stares on me. I just wanted to disappear
the guy wearing a shirt that says some asinine rude phrase like
"cool story babe, now make me a sandwich"
or
"do me a favor and stop talking"
or
"oh I'm sorry I think you have me confused with someone who cares"
>>27493319
Fucking hell, they had that Rachel's Challenge thing in the main hall of my school for two fucking years, and it got a bunch of obnoxious Chads and Stacies to try to be nice to me, and when I rejected their friendships because I didn't want pity, they called me an asshole and bullied me even more.
Jokes on them, I cucked two of those Chads and fucked a virgin Stacy.
>>27493504
>>27493575
>>27493534
>mfw this happened to me all the time
>mfw almost got expelled because i got tired of it and when they all looked at me i joked and said "oh please, you idiots aren't worth the bullets that you think i'd fill you with."
the DUDE WEED LMAO 420 BLAZE IT MY ENTIRE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND SMOKING MARIJUANA guy with dreads and a Bob Marley t-shirt
>>27492042
You knew the stereotype and joined anyway. I have no sympathy for any frat or sorority member that gets discriminated against.
>>27493277
Yeah, there is an obnoxious faggot in a few of my lectures that acts as if he's the center of the universe, everything he says and does seems like some overly dramatic act from a shitty sitcom or something.
He interrupts everyone, even the professor, so he can get his stupid opinions injected into every possible conversation. He needs to constantly remind people that he is the most important person in the room. It's infuriating and pathetic at the same time.
>>27493627
>"oh please, you idiots aren't worth the bullets that you think i'd fill you with."
Kek
>>27492042
your kind ain't welcome 'round these parts normie.
>>27493627
>bullying prevention
>thinking you can simply change human nature
lel
Western chads are much more into "civilised " stuff such as tv shows or games, even if they are normie-friendly.
Eastern europe chads are exclusively gang banging scum and thats the type of atention you can get from women here. Bullying others is a must for them too
>>27493313
Cuck is now a normie meme?
>>27493667
Don't forget his fake tie-dye hoody that reads 'Dope Chef'
>>27493753
bullying as a chad is a must, because the strong ape has to show his dominance or the little apes will topple him over time
>>27491886
>that energy drinking, UFC watching, SNAP BACK CAP WEARING, PROTEIN SHAKE AT THE FUCKING GYM HAVING FUCK
YOU DON'T DRINK PROTEIN DURING A WORKOUT YOU STUPID FUCK NO WONDER YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGGOT
>>27493801
and his potleaf print socks
I've never understood these people, it's like they want to be a target for the police to bust
I've smoked weed before but these idiots ruin the reputation of marijuana users making it less likely to be legalized
>the guy who cant take a hint
no one in the group likes you faggot. how do not fuckin notice the social ques jesus christ
>>27493216
>exhale through nostrils
Fucking this, I swear I must do this almost every single time I hang out with normalfucks. If they make a shitty joke and you don't react it's going to make things awkward, so what else am I supposed to do. I didn't know anybody else had these feels.
>>27491937
maybe that guy who makes references to
>tv shows
>movies
>commercials
>video games
>social media
>that loser that shows up to your party and instantly ruins it upon entrance
>>27491886
>the poser
>the "shy introvert"
the HEY DID YOU SEE GAME OF THRONES/BREAKING BAD/SUPERNATURAL/TH BACHELOR/AMERICAN IDOL/INSERT OVERRATED TELEVISION SHOW HERE LAST NIGHT? guy/girl
television is for normies
>>27493432
There is no such thing as a "cyborg", either you're a normie or you're not.
>>27493898
Silly bong, it's spelled cues.
>>27493975
a cyborg in my opinion is the guy that is a robot temporarly until his exit plan works and he can become a normie again
>Those guys at the gym that record each other lifting
For what purpose?
>>27494039
to jack off to later, duh
the Hillary 2016 shirt-wearer.
might as well just wear a shit that says "let's have an obviously corrupt criminal be president because #yolo"
>>27493667
I have this problem with someone I work with
>wont shut up about weed
>totally useless
>complains about every task he has to do, constantly badmouths the boss that busts his ass and gives him non stop breaks
Tempted to just report drug use and get a random drug test to get him fired. I don't care about weed, do that on your own time, he's just an obnoxious person. If it wasn't weed it would probably be something else.
>>27494039
A good 50% of men at the gym are low-key gay, not even exaggerating.
>>27494150
Get him fired, he's a waste of resources and his bullshit weighs the other employees down, it seems like he needs to learn a good lesson anyway.
>>27493627
>>27493553
>>27493435
>>27493575
They always joked about me being the potential school shooter, I followed them the game but I secretly felt bad they thought I could do something so horrible like killing another person.
>>27494039
jerking it to later
sometimes form, but like 90% of the time jerking
>>27494199
Yeah one kid "joked" about it to me too
Hilarious
>>27491886
>those faggots who play music out loud on their phones
Have these niggers never heard of headphones?
The girl who won't stop talking about Chad to you whenever you're forced to spend time with her at work/school.
These women either lack insight or are wicked. Both qualities are typical of normies.
>that guy who walked the halls because he had no friends
>>27492792
Go back to tumbler you faggot
>>27492561
>camo baseball hat with a fish hook in the bill
These fuckers were errywhere in high school. Never got the joke. Funny too because I'm just a skinny dork but I actually do like fishing, while I doubt these posers did
Anyone who uses the terms alpha male, beta male, red pilled, blue pilled, cuck, and MGTOW needs to kill themselves.
>>27494279
>>27494199
reminds me of sophomore year in HS
>right after virginia tech shooting
>friend I had who was a sperg got heard talking about airsoft
>little chinese guy says 'yeah I shoot niggas all day'
>get sent to office, 3 day suspension
>all because one kid thought he was going to shoot the school up
>never actually said anything about the school, never brought the airsoft stuff to school
>literally just because he had a conversation about airsoft
I remember one guy asking me please don't kill him when I go on a spree. Jokingly said you just moved to the top of the list. Got sent to the counselor when the normie told on me. Told the bitch ass counselor and teacher I honestly felt really offended because I would never do that to the school
>normie gets a pass and I'm probably put on a list
>>27493627
>Jokes on them, I cucked two of those Chads and fucked a virgin Stacy.
You are the normie. Get out.
>>27494544
same here brobot, thing is I went to school in a suburb, and I know for a fact that 90% of the guys dressed like that lived in a house in town and not on a farm and most didn't actually hunt of fish either
it was just a look to them, like the goth look or the preppy look
>that guy who thinks he's a "film buff" but you've never heard him talk about a movie that isn't the latest Marvel or DC sequel, a reboot to a beloved childhood series, or made by Tarantino/Nolan/Fincher
>the guy/girl covered in tattoos and piercings with ear gauges the size of a soda can
>>27492872
I am all of these things, and I am also the guy who shrugs it off.
>YOU'RE A PIECE OF SHIT
I know ;^)
>>27494575
Yeah, it's fucking bullshit. You're not allowed to be different. You're not allowed to be quiet. You're not allowed to look weird. If you do any of these things the only logical thing it can mean is you're going to kill people. Fucking morons
When that kid jokingly asked if I was gonna shoot up the school I just said, "yeah, totally dude" or something like that. Didn't even matter what I said, if people think it's fine to joke about you being a school shooter you're passed the point of no return anyway and you won't fit in
>>27494757
in my school most people listened to the same music and liked the same sports, i know its a meme but the question is do they realize it or they are unable to cultivate hobbies of their own
>>27493862
i completely agree. i smoke weed every day of my life but i dont tell people about it. my friends notice pretty quickly anyway and i dont want to advertise myself to any police or anything. always dress well and behave badly.
>niggers
>uncle tom mentality niggers
I work for the government so im always around niggers, they seem predisposed to follow trends and take orders mindlessly compared to white people
>>27493900
>tfw 18 and people still shout "penis" and laugh during class
>>27492701
I would barely play anything if I discarded games because they have a shitty community.
>>27492174
Yeah fuck him. He's only doing it to inflate his ego. Helping you is secondary, if it is a priority at all. My brother does this all the time.
the cop that sits on the side of the road looking for cars going 5mph over the speed limit to meet his monthly ticket quota while an obvious crackhouse is a block away
>>27492652
>Hey Anon, you're good with computer and are kind of creepy
>You're in Anonymous, aren't you?
>the guy who is always peer pressuring others into drinking or doing drugs with him
>the guy who is obsessed with his girlfriend, can never do anything
>the guy who will talk your ear off about his personal problems, but when you come to him to discuss yours, he just relates them back to his problems
>the guy who is so self-important that he talks about how much he works on his personal projects, then recognizes the irony of the scenario, then proceeds to act like he's working on something on his phone or in a notebook
>the guy who is always in the opposite mood of the group
>the guy who always feels the need to disagree with the group, which basically makes him the ultimate arbiter in any group decision-- something he loves because he is a grouchy narcissist
>the guy who comes from a rich family but constantly has to make up ways that he made his own money
>the guy who you don't trust with a knife in his hand
>the guy who affects the persona of an artist
>the guy who is always getting into some new shit like archery or programming just so he seems more interesting; drops the new interest after a week
>the guy who feels the need to do some exaggerated and conspicuous reaction every time a hot girl walks by
>the guy who feels the need to talk about how romantic he is
>the guy who speaks in paradoxes
>the guy who plays dumb
>the guy who puts himself in stupid or awkward situations just so he can complain about them
>the guy who relishes in discussing all of the violent things he would do if somebody hurt his family
>the guy who brings his old friend around and talks about stories or people that would only be remotely interesting had you grown up with them
>the guy who won't let you leave his house or the group without giving you a bunch of shit for leaving
>the guy who feels like no amount of hanging out is ever enough
>the guy who knows just how to piss you off and does it for sport, even past the point of being funny
>the guy who talks shit about everybody
>>27491886
FUCK REFERENCE GUYS I HATE THEM SO MUCH! HAVE ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT/JOKE IN YOUR LIFE YOU FUCKING RETARDS!
>>27495538
So you hate Baneposters?
>>27491886
>faggots who walk as slow as they possibly can in front of my car when I'm trying to drive through the parking lot
Some people don't even look because they're so confident that no one's gonna run them down. I've noticed that almost all black people do that shit, and like 50% of white people. There's nothing more infuriating than some fat black bitch slowly walking in front of your car with her 6 kids, and a cart full of food that she probably used welfare to get.
>>27492282
Fuck you, I like friendly joes. It's nice to feel like somebody actually gives a shit about me.
>>27495512
>tfw playing it off like you're a badass superspy hacker or an internet veteran even though all you do is shitpost all day
>>27495581
not him but yes. terrible forced meme.
>>27495512
Only acceptable response is to say "Yeah, how did you know? In fact, I've been meaning to talk to you about that! We've been monitoring your porn history, and it it's pretty degenerate shit, my friend...mind explaining?"
>>27495670
HOT VS HEAD
>>27493235
They were all right. You were being a pointless dick. Who gives a shit if she's pretending to be a nerd? Marvel isn't a very good franchise anyway, so what are you so protective about.
X-Men is good though.
>>27492872
>sometimes imagines he is playing his
favorite song to his highschool
this was me honestly.
>has a plan guy
Pretty sick of his shit DESU.Not a normie but whatever
>>27495941
>DESU
Don't even remember what I put there..
>>27495963
You put desu
Tbh turns into desu
>>27496030
Ah. Right.Original.
to be honest
familiaimiliamil;amoily
>>27491886
"Nah I didn't insult him, I didn't insult him- Yeah you insulted him a little bit, you got a little outta order yourse- Nah I didn't insult nobody, get us a drink!"
"Just take the money." "Get the damn cash.."
"I DON'T NEED THE WORDS, I'M BEYOND THE WORDS"
"Glass? Who gives a shit about glass?? Who da fuck is this??"
"MARINES!" *clk-chk* "Marine what is that button on your body armor?" "A peace symbol sir!" "Where'd you get it?" "I don't remember sir!"
"What's that you got written on your helmet?" "Born to kill sir!" "You write born to kill and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be some kind of sick joke?!" "No sir!" "WUT-is it supposed to mean?" "I don't know sir!" "You don't know very much do you?" "No sir!" "You better get your head and your ass wired together or I *WILL* take a giant shit on you!" (all from memory)
>the friend who refuses to quit being such a overly-nice, beta cuck because he can't accept his being nice isn't going to get his dick wet.
he knows the shit I know. We could have such a nice time if he just gave up on being a normie and quit defending these dicks who push him around.
>>27491886
>chucklers: those 3 douchbags in the back that laugh whenever their friend enters the room like there's some inside joke
>those 3 pretentious douchbags who never outgrew their teen cynical years and make offhand aggressive comments about lecture material in the back of the class like smug assholes
>that 1 fedora tipper who constantly commented on everything the teacher said, and answered all their questions even when they were rhetorical
>that incredibly nice, cheerful and happy girl you thought liked you but was nice to everyone
>that guy that was loud and obnoxious whenever his friends where around like he was mr. popular, but receded back in his shell when they were gone and became a shut-in loner
>that fat/nerdy guy who had no self-awareness and approached people despite social cues that he wasn't welcome
>that dude who asks why you're so quiet
>that fat guy that was popular af
>that short 4'5 guy who was popular because he was short, but was really dying on the inside
>those guys that joined football freshman year to become popular
probably have more but Ill post anyway
>>27491886
The memer
>>27494956
Uncle Toms are literally the best. They're niggers, but mentally white.
>>27495613
Friendly Joe would not approve of your tone mister
>>27494301
>They use headphones but you can still hear it
>>27496344
I was the fedora tipper, but only in spanish class, where the teacher was a feminazi and tried inserting her bullshit politics into SPANISH LESSONS.Literally brought a fedora to class one day and called her out on her bullshit, and tipped it afterwardsOnly one guy got the joke, and he burst out laughing, still felt good
>>27493380
the "look mom" meme is just as bad as the chinese cartoon variation meme.
>>27491937
hur hur hur
"WINTER IS COMING! LOL"
*Roars of laughter from the lads and females squeal with hilarious delight*
>>27496647
what about that hip black twitter references guy?
L I T E R A L L Y had a normie talk about Zootopia to me today. Like, quote the movie and giggle about it. He's a physicist, so I had to stop and think for a second "is this motherfucker autismo or something?" and although I tell myself no, something just ain't right about him.
>work with math/engineers mostly, tutoring
>a bunch are rich foreigners or born from foreigners, including around four chinks and two pooinloos out of a dozen people
>the few white people are turbo normies, did drinking, partying, no hobby school only for years
>two of them literally drank themselves alcy starting in high school
>not one actually has any interests or passion outside of school
>>27491886
I'm a reference guy, but I only reference the simpsons because everyone here understands those reference and we have a good laugh
>>27495535
>tfw someone describes you multiple times in greentext
>>27496985
unfunny show that should have ended decades ago
>>27496985
You are cancer in a friends group. You destroy any incentive for productive or organic humour. Lazy and slovenly.
buzzword using guy
>problematic
>unironically
>literally
>>27496851
>something just ain't right about him
he could very well be autistic. there's one that i remember who had a mechanical engineering degree like brilliant dude but had the attitude of a child. he lives wiht his mom and streams league of legends full itme now (so he makes money) albeit not as much as if he was an engineer. at one point his clothes were piled waist high, dog pissing, and childish giggles everytime he owned someone in challenger tier.
it was like he had the intellect of a genius but the responsibility and mannerisms of a child.
coffee snobs
microbrew snobs
the fatass who thinks ordering a Triple Whopper meal large is ok if they get diet soda as their drink
>>27497229
I think of it as damage reduction. He could get a regular coke with all the sugar and carbs, but if he orders a diet, then he's at least cutting out the excess shit in his soda. Diet tastes just as good as regular too, probably the fatass agrees as well. He'll at least be cutting out a good 40g of sugar and carbs from his meal minimum by getting the diet, going by your typical amount of both in a 12 fl oz can of Dr Pepper as reference.
>>27497396
Exactly. I barely drink soda and I never drink diet, but I don't understand that reasoning
It's like saying, "hey I already shot myself in the foor, might as well shoot the other one." Just because you're clogging your arteries doesn't mean you should add a side of diabetes
>>27492872
well I watch anime sometimes I guess
>>27497529
*foot
origional spelling
>>27497229
>>27497396
same vein with people who eat a salad before a meal at restaurants
>1 adding to the fucking bill
>2 it's just going to make you full a bit faster
>3 if you add ranch/other dressing it makes it fucking worse
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>>27497066
you got me, i also describe things as
>tumblr
hell autisic might even slip out of my mouth
>>27495535
A good 2/3rds of this are me
>>27495535
>the guy who always feels the need to disagree with the group, which basically makes him the ultimate arbiter in any group decision-- something he loves because he is a grouchy narcissist
>the guy who you don't trust with a knife in his hand
>the guy who is always getting into some new shit like archery or programming just so he seems more interesting; drops the new interest after a week
>the guy who puts himself in stupid or awkward situations just so he can complain about them
4/21
How did I do?
>>27497654
Wait, I missed this one
>the guy who plays dumb
>>27492282
Friendly Joe is a great resource if you're not retarded enough not to use him. He is your ticket out of robothood, because even if deep down he doesn't care about you he'll still include you and be nice, so that you have a chance of expanding into normoeville
>>27497621
Some things are literally and unironically autistic though
>>27495599
Good god what the fuck is with these people
Noticed it's almost always boomers where I live.
>>27497135
>microbrew snobs
I hate these people especially because a lot of microbrews aren't good at all. They're just regular beer with lots of hops added. If you want to BTFO a microbrew faggot tell him Weissbier and Belgian Trappist is better than what he likes.
>>27494467
Shut the fuck up Normano.
>those people who list hiking and photography as hobbies in an attempt to sound interesting
>music is my life!!!1
>they don't play an instrument and listen to top 40 music
>the female
>>27497917
that's too easy though all females are automatically normies
>>27497878
>>those people who list hiking and photography as hobbies in an attempt to sound interesting
Most of the time they're listing it just to have something there.
If they wanted to sound interesting they'd choose something that wasn't generic.
When the bitch teacher goes "share some hobbies" I always say hiking because you have to say something.
>>27495535
>the guy who brings his old friend around and talks about stories or people that would only be remotely interesting had you grown up with them
This shit right here annoys me like none other.
>>27497678
Fuck normoeville and fuck Friendly Joe
>people talking about their problems in school as if anyone fucking cares
THESE PEOPLE ARE IN THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW FUCK OFF NORMALFAGS
>>27496344
>that fat guy that was popular af
There's always this fucking guy
>>27497878
>>27497977
Basically this. I have no hobbies really outside of shitposting on 4chan so I usually say hiking because I did really enjoy hiking in the mountains at one point in my life.
>>27497913
What if I'm one of those people that really enjoys music, but doesn't play an instrumentany more? I don't say "music is my life" and I don't listen to top 40 music but I also don't listen to /mu/core stuff either. Am I okay or do I need to kill myself?
>>27498096
He's like the cuddly mascot
>>27492872
that first one, damn. Real anxieties that people look at me like this.
I'm sorry for being shy but I'm trying senpai. Talking about myself is hard, at least I'm socialising more now than I was a year ago. Still a boring cunt to normies though.
>>27495535
>>the guy who puts himself in stupid or awkward situations just so he can complain about them
How does this work? Who'd do this?
>>27498107
you're ok but maybe kill yourself just in case
jk brobot
you should try playing an instrument though, I play drums guitar and bass. it's fun once you learn how.
sadly though, and contrary to popular belief, it doesn't automatically make you a hit with the Staceys though; you still have to be Chad for that.
I play instruments for my own enjoyment. used to be in bands but got tired of working with normie fucks who picked up an instrument for the sole purpose of getting laid and doing drugs at the party after the show.
>>27493026
>it's like they've never suffered
They never have. They grew up in a middle-class family, preformed average in school, maybe held a retail job, and are now going to university on their parent's dime. God, this pisses me off. People like this take absolutely everything for granted, because they've never had to work for anything, or had anything taken from them.
This is what's important to these fucks:
>YouTube drama
>whatever the fuck goes on in the "twittersphere"
>gamergate (fucking kill me)
>the infinite wisdom of Neil Degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye (because, don't forget, they FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE XD)
>The latest from their favorite tv/film personality
These people aren't even posers either. They actually believe these things are important. It would almost be a relief if they were all just pretending, but they aren't. They actually place importance on juvenile shit like celebrities, popular youtubers, and video game journalism.
>>27498385
Why the fuck would one reletter this panel? The original lettering was fine.
>That faggot that's smiling all the time
>>27498442
I don't know, I just saved the image. Was the original different? What's the source?
>>27498485
>What's the source
Seriously? Watchmen, bro.
>>27498511
I never got into comics. What did the original look like?
>>27498537
It's like the most normie of comics. It got a Hollywood movie by the same director from Batman V Superman, so that's pretty well known.
Anyway, the original panel was almost identical, same dialogue. It just had a different letterer- that's to say, a different font in the letters.
>the guy that reads all these hoping he isn't one of them
>>27492792
normies acknowledge your existance? lol . I can walk through the streets enter different pubs etc. The only people who will talk to me are the people who work there and they only talk to me because i'm going to give them money.
I literally enter a pub, get a beer, return into the street, roll a joint, smoke it and nobody gives a fuck. I'm just a piece a decoration.
Never been robbed, never been harassed in my life.
>>27497878
>>27497977
>tfw genuinely like hiking
>tfwstudying to be a geologist and actually have hiking field tripswhy do normies have to ruin everything
>>27492792
>some random group of Chads or Staceys yelling the most insulting mean things at me just for existing
Complete strangers? God, that's fucked if it's true.
>>27498798
you can still love rocks anon don't let the normies get you down
that goes for any actual photographers that don't count selfies as photography too
>>27493627
>tfw my grade 12 philosophy teacher pulled me aside to discuss the possibility of my shooting up the school when I said humans are nothing more than collections of subatomic particles that have deluded themselves into believing they have free will
It was right after Sandy Hook, probably should have just hid my powerlevel
>>27494640
To give some credit, you can't just start talking about some art film shit without everyone thinking you're a weirdo.
Hell, I had an ART CLASS where we had to research artists of any platform that we were interested in, and when I told my teacher I was researching Jodorowsky he fucking stopped the class and played a clip of 'The holy mountain' with nudity and dead animals and said "This is what anon loves to watch!" to everybody.
It was like a fucking nightmare.
>>27491886
>people that use "sadly" in their sentences
I don't even know why, it just pisses me off.
>>27497878
>girls have albums labeled "photography" on facebook/instagram
>they consist entirely of selfies, food, and pictures of empty beaches
>>27499043
This is sadly true
>>27499043
Sadly, I feel the same way.
>>27499035
What a dick.
>>27492860
succeeding in athletics and going to college for free is nothing to be ashamed of
and black people should "act black" if you know what I mean
it's better than the alternative, or a wigger
>>27492819
Holy shit. Kalkidan??
>>27499172
He was joking, you idiot.
>>27499132
Totally. He like interrogated me afterwards too.
When it eventually came out that I liked the idea of being an editor for something (I dunno I liked video editing at the time) he essentially told me that I was worthless and never gonna be able to do it and I should paint instead
>>27493356
Fuck. I do this. God damn it
>>27492330
>tfw I do this too
It's just how I communicate with the outside world. I'm never changing my ways.
>>27491886
Reference humor is the worst fucking thing to touch modern culture. Its effects are pervasive to an almost sinister degree. It's like some giant psychological phenomenon of certain insecure fucks that NEED to feel like they're in on some sort of joke, and only end up either spawning more of them or annoying those around them like a bunch of zombies.
>>27492872
Too obvious. Next time try describing one robot and then a few normalfags.
>>27494555
This. Fucking hell, all of those people have the same retarded logic as feminists.
Can't you be someone or living your life without a fucking tag?
>>27492136
Always yelling is more of an autist thing to do.
"Internet Blacks"
Black version of reddit-tier memespouters
>>27499217
Fuck that. Most of teachers in art schools are nothing but a bunch of losers who couldn't achieve anything.
I had some of those when i was at film school. I laughed in their faces for their blatant stupidity. Others weren't walking wikipedias and were really inspiring tho.
>>27499483
What's an internet black?
>>27499216
>idiot
that's pretty harsh, and hasty
>>27495898
Me too. Still do that and i'm a normie.
>>27496364
EATS SPICY GOODNESS
>>27493344
checked
>That guy that repeats something funny that someone just said
"Fart"
>LOL anon said fart!
>>27498909
Nah, that's a perfectly valid philosophical stance to take anon. If your teacher wasn't retarded, he would know that materialists are a thing.
>>27499784
She called me a sociopath/psychopath on several other occasions
Actually, she's one of the only people to have noticed that I really do have zero empathy whatsoever
>>27499483
>>27499532
I'm going to assume non-black people who aren't from an actual hood/inner city either attempt to talk and be serious, using ghetto/urban jargon to varying extents. Or people over exaggerating their urban lingo to be funny. I *think* I know what he he means though.
Probably dumb ones.
The other day at work some dumb normie coworker said "HURR DURR LOOK AT THOSE WHITE VANS LOL DAMN DANIEL" then went on about how funny that vine is
>that one teachers pet that thought she was so smart but actually just agreed with everything the teacher said and slowly repeated answers to questions that other people said
>>27492093
that's not normie behavior
youre hanging out with robots anon
>>27500079
Those aren't robots, they're just beta normies.
>>27500041
God damn teacher's pets were the worst
>>27500179
>tfw teacher's pet
>but only for teachers who were total dicks to their students
>get to insult normalfags and receive good boy points from teacher
>>27500267
I hate you
You're cancer
I can just see the dumb fucking smug look on your face. At least nobody liked you
>>27493319
>that black guy that sings during class
Why the fuck are there so many of these?
>>27500325
You have no idea how large my shit-eating-grin is right now.
Your frustration sustains me. I am fully erect.
