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Girlcows are the best girls, prove me wrong.
I can't, you're 100% correct
If you don't think that girlcows are superior to all others, you're not a robot and need to leave
>tfw I will never be a cow girl
Why should I even keep living
Cowgirls are good
But udonges are the best!
>>27491275
Me neither anon, me neither ;_:
>>27491249
boner nostalgia
>>27491291
That is disgusting. Get it out of my thread immediately! IMMEDIATELY!
>>27491317
Make me faglord
Why haven't you adopted a cowgirl yet?
>>27491367
Disgusting.
>>27491220
>Tfw just fapped to cowgirl doujin then see this thread
You have top tier taste
>>27491405
T O P T I E R T A S T E
>>27491389
>implying bunnies aren't the cutest
>implying cows aren't just fatchicks
>>27491428
>prefers bunnies over cows
L O W T E S T B E T A
>>27491275
I'd freshen you and milk you daily.
>>27491428
>fat chicks
Where?
>>27491446
Please anon this is my dream
>>27491446
Cowgirls are for cute, not lewd.
>>27491544
>>27491438
The udonge can't be wrong
>>27491595
Gross, gross! GROSS!
Bunnies are avg and boring, takes a lot more to have a good cowgirl
>>27491575
The milks gotta keep flowing.
Who /matsu-sensei/ here?
Coming through to clean up the filth
I wish I was a cowgirl so I could feed hungry anons.
http://auctus177.deviantart.com/art/Your-Own-Living-Cow-Girl-v1-0-Release-357529551
GOOOOOOOD GOD
>>27492192
Jesus christ that's horrifying
>>27492205
That's old as shit nigga
>>27492192
I wish you were a cowgirl so you could feed me, too.
>>27492222
QUADS CONFIRM UDONGE A BEST GET FUCKED
This cow enough for you anon?
>>27492478
Pretty good! But I prefer a moo of this level.
Thread went from lewd to dangerously furry / pedo really fast
>>27492222
why are you posting bunny boys are you homosex?
>tfw no moocow gf
I want to suck up a cowgirl's milk and sniff her methane!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOooooooooooriginal
>>27492829
Who is this lactate date?
>>27492892
Inori-chan!
I want a cow gf so badly
wouldn't care if her face was 2/10 if she was really, really busty
>>27493539
Give me more information you dummy, I want to look up more about her because she is CUTE
>>27493623
She is the mascot for a japanese restaurant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pQxK443JA8
>>27494206
That'll be why I don't know her. Thank you!
I want to eat her out at her res-taur-ant.
>>27494206
>inb4 some tranny calls her a tranny
>>27494268
Pic related is what she is usually holding, they are some sort of sandwiches. Sometimes she is called meat-vagina.
>>27494337
I dropped the picture.
>tfw dumb gf I resent began drug induced lactation protocol
On one hand I hate her, but on the other hand this is my extremely specific fetish and I'm so much better than her I could beat her and she'd still beg me not to dump her.
>>27494364
You have a gf who is lactating and you aren't praising the heavens?
GTFO you Chad, can you afford to be picky or something?
>>27494364
>dumb gf I resent
then why don't you dump her instead of stringing her along?
>>27494364
SERIOUSLY WHY DON'T YOU DUMP HER REEEEEE
YOU DONT DESERVE HER
More cows! MORE!
>>27494364
>dumped a shit post and left
CONFIRMED BAIT
>>27494408
She's just inducing, it's Goldman Farb protocol so still a couple months to go until she's good and milky. And I actually can be picky. She is non virgin so she'll always be trash in my eyes. I fell for the practice gf meme and she holds me hostage by cutting herself and threatening suicide every time I yell at her because she said she can't live without me. It's a lot worse than it sounds.
>>27494418
Because dude pussy lmao, and soon to be milk.
>>27494536
I deserve better than her. That's why I'm unhappy.
Srsly though, try having a gf before you judge. It's nothing but trouble and I'm not even a virgin myself anymore, which kind of fucks with me. I got 99 problems and she is like half of them.
>>27491220
Waisetsu Missile The Animation
watch this, specifically the second half
thank me later
>>27494736
>And I actually can be picky.
Then why are you with her?
>She is non virgin so she'll always be trash in my eyes
Why?
>I fell for the practice gf meme
>practice gf
So you're a terrible person to boot?
> every time I yell at her
Maybe try not yelling at her.
>Because dude pussy lmao, and soon to be milk.
But if you're SOOOO great, it would be easy to get other pussy. Kek.
>I deserve better than her. That's why I'm unhappy.
You don't deserve shit. Your standards are higher than what you deserve. Fuck off.
>>27494736
>waa waa waaa I have a cow GF who loves me and wants to be with me even though I'm shit : <
>Guys you have no idea how hard it is to have a devoted partner who fulfils your fetishes!
>I, a shit eating abusive Chad, deserve better than a loving and kinky GF!
If this is bait, 9/10
If you are a real human being, kill yourself to save her the trouble
>>27494815
I agree with you desu senpai. I hope she dumps him and he can never find a gf again.
>>27494837
I hope he jerks off to her memory in tears alone as she finds happiness with a real man.
>>27494870
I hope the man that saves her is 10x cuter and nicer than that vile scumanon!
That anon really soured the moodof the thread!
>>27494792
I have autism. I'm better in all ways except game. I'm working on it but women are terrible judges of character.
>>27494815
#rood
>>27494697
I would post pictures of her pills but am scared of white knights cyberbullying me. Domperidone and yaz. It's legit.
>>27495022
>I have autism. I'm better in all ways except game.
Oh my god kek
Is someone really posting "chad genetics" in my thread? Say it isn't so.
>you will live to see genetically engineers cowgirls enter the workforce
>>27495073
Unfortunately you won't ;_; sorry bud
>>27495022
>autism
Why do you people always think you're the next step in human evolution when at the absolute best you're just higher order calculus mathslaves to Mr. Shecklestein and other than that it's always just edgelords and retards?
>>27495041
cow girls are superior
>>27495041
Genetics is a meme. I manipulate my hormones just like she does. Anyone can get swole if they juice. Breast milk has shitty macros though. It's a bodybuilder meme but it has to be the immune, growth factors, and cannabinoids because their is little brotein.
>>27495089
Because we are. Edginess can be a problem but it's hard not to be smug when you pick up easy things like they were easy.
>>27494908
I hope he gets her pregnant to prolong their loving relationship and her milk production forever.
I hope you, kind anon, find your own cow bride as well, and treat her as nicely as I know you would
>>27495231
Jesus christ just shut up and get out of the thread, you're a delusional, sociopathic attention whore who is ruining the mood. You have shit taste and are doing nothing but ego-stroking.
>>27495261
Y-you too, nice anon.
>>27495231
If you can pick up easy things, why don't you pick up a GF who would be good enough for you?
Oh wait, such a girl doesn't exist because you're literally an autistic tit.
>/fit/ autist
It all makes sense.
>>27495290
<3
Cowanon is cute with good taste!
>>27495416
not sure how i feel about quadboobs
The queen of all cow girls.
>>27495543
sorry but no. i have zero pictures of her saved because she's trash
moooooooore cow girls
>>27495559
You blasphemer.
>>27495706
>those cows in the background are cuter than your cowfu
>>27495706
She's not even a real cow!
>>27495489
Feel good about them. More tit! More milk!
Loving the cute filenames famalambs
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=cow_ears
>>27495743
oh god more animations please i need it
Easily the best fetish out there.
>>27495817
Cute earrings!
>tfw you will never own a cowgirl farm
And for those of you who Pixiv (protip: if you haven't already, get Pixiv).
http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag&word=%E7%89%9B%E5%A8%98%20
Cow girls are the cutest
>TFW you will never be a cowgirl, soft and heavy with milk and child
>TFW you will never be any kind of girl
>TFW you have too much sanity to become a trap
>TFW being a trap wouldn't even fix your problem
>TFW the surgery to appease your boner will not be in your lifetime if ever
>TFW there's a snowball's chance in hell that you'll even see full-immersion VR
Why me, why me, why me?Why not somebody poor and unattractive?!
Excellent posters in this thread raise a great point:
Anonymoos, what would you rather?
To run a cowgirl farm?
Or to be a gorgeous cowgirl yourself?
>>27495836
Not a cow, but worthy of the honour. Good for you?
>>27496219
I'd rather be a gorgeous cowgirl and not part of a harem of cowgirls, but just a well-loved and well-bred cowgirl.
>>27496232
not bad, needs more tween frames but what do i know
>>27496252
That sounds lovely! What kind of stuff would you like to do as one?
Your filenames are too cute
You are too cute
>>27496263
Agreed, but it gets the point across
>>27496219
Cowgirl farm desu, I love harem stuff
This is a test post ignore this
>>27496780
thanks for the bump, senpai desu
>>27496804
No problem senpai, I was just trying to test something with emails
fox > cow
>>27496876
Yukikaze is top dog and I love foxes, but cows make more milk!
>>27496876
cows > dogs > rabbits >>>>> cockroaches > foxes
>>27497014
We already discussed this and my quads proved udonges a best
>>27496219
I would be a cowgirl who runs a farm of cowgirls.
I should write a story about that.
>>27498565
Do you have an account somewhere where you write?
I want to watch out for that one.
>>27496501
Cuddle up next to my owner and let him breed me, milk my breasts, provide milk for him, etc.
How do I cope with the fact that I'll never be a cowgirl
>>27498670
Gawk at more lewd girlcows, of course!
>>27498591
No account, but I could make one.
>>27498829
And I just made an account on Deviantart, will update once I post something.
