>be me in 8th grade
>math class
>ugly teacher but im still in the midst of puberty
>teacher is wearing a white shirt and no bra
>her nipples are as hard as diamonds
>get massive four inch woodie
>reach under desk and take out dick
>start to jerk off as quite as possible
>for some reason look at kid next to me.
>he looks at me
>then at my dick
>then at my face again
>"are you fucking jerking off?"
>i panic
>"no...it itched..."
>flip cock back into my pants
>hear him whisper to kid next to him
>next day in class everyone who looks at me laughs and looks away.
Fucking normies. Embarrassing stories in general.
Look, I was autistic, and I had urges to masturbate at school. But honestly I've never understood how you could be so retarded to pull out your dick in a room of 30 of your peers where they will make fun of you for anything, especially puberty related stuff.
>>27491166
What the fuck would possess you to do something like that. Nobody can be this autistic unless you're a genuine retard.
I've masturbated in class before but I at least had the decency to wear a baggy hoodie, put my arms in my sleeves (acting like it was cold), and rub my dick through my pants.
>>27491344
What the fuck would possess you to do something like that. Nobody can be this autistic unless you're a genuine retard.
I've never masturbated in class. The only person to ever do that at my school WAS a Grade-A retard. At least have the decency to go to the fucking bathroom.
>>27491212
>was
original commenterino
>>27491344
Wouldn't people smell your jizz if you came though?
>>27491470
This. It's really obvious. Jizz has this smell you know. So even if you "ninja baited" people would still smell it.
>whips dick out and starts to masturebate in the middle of a lesson
>your class finds out and starts to laugh at you
>"Fucking normies."
Are you legit fucking autistic?
>be me back when i was 9
>like this girl who lives next door
>brother dated her
>sadfrog.jpg
>they break up over some stupid kid shit a week later
>she asks me out
>spaghetti.png
>run home like a usain bolt
>hide in closet
Brother always brings it up on christmas because hes a norman chad
>>27491371
I never got caught tho. No one ever brought it up and I was never bullied for it. I was bullied for being fat and ugly, but never for fapping in class. I had wicked hormones and when the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, I was desperate so I found out a way to secretly do it in class. Boys got bullied all the time for getting caught fapping in the bathroom, but I never once got caught even in the middle of fucking class.
I have also fapped in the bathroom countless times, and if I had to choose between doing it in class and in the bathroom, I'd choose the bathroom anytime. But like I said, I was desperate and in the peak of puberty, and I regret it now looking back, but just because I'm sneaky about public masturbation doesn't make me a retard. I'd be retarded if I just whipped it out and fapped like no one would notice.
>fucking normies
holy kek batman
>>27491470
>>27491532
Until I turned 15 I only shot blanks, and even then the semen was minimal and never gave off a smell.
Of course when I started making a lot of sperm I couldn't do it any more or I'd reek of spunk
>>27491371
>What the fuck would possess you to do something like that. Nobody can be this autistic unless you're a genuine retard.
I at least had the decency to wait until my mum picked me up so I could tinkle my dinkle in the back seat
>>27491166
something similar happened to me and I still cant believe I actually did it
>be in 6th grade
>teacher is gone
>horny af, hadnt had my first fap yet
>these notebooks with models in them were popular at the time so everyone had them
>"perfect"
>grab someone's model notebook
>grab someone else's pencil case
>start rubbing the pencil case on my pants while looking at model notebook
>"nobody will notice if I do it like this"
>people notice
>"wtf are you doing anon"
>uh, nothing
>dude I saw what you were doing wtf
>everyone looks at me
>"ANON WAS MASTURBATING IN CLASS WTF"
>everyone starts throwing paper balls at me and slapping the back of my head
I still remember this like it was yesterday
>>27491166
I did this in 9th grade, except through the pants. Didnt know any better, just knew it felt good. Some kids on the other side of the room saw me, started laughing and got other kids looking.
Ruined my fucking childhood and made me the person I am today
>>27491830
I forgot to mention, this was an all boys school
>middle school
>family went on camping trip
>we have a pop-up camper
>mom and dad in the bed on one end
>me and my brother in the bed at the other end
>I'm a horny kid
>just discovered fapping
>but I shoot blanks cuz no puberty yet (I was a late bloomer)
>it was a week long trip
>brother and I are the same bed less than a foot apart
>masturbate next to him every night
>he never mentions anything
>>27491166
ProTip: It's not normal to masturbate in public
>>27491980
How old was your brother when he came out as gay?
>>27491999
>Pointing this out on /r9k/
Guess my last one didnt post. Op here. So story about earlier that year. I was a tad addicted to jerking my meatstick
>sitting in the back of class this time with no one around
>girl I like is sitting a few rows and one over from me
>her pants were low and I could see her undies
>tatical jerk inbound
>get close to finishing
>what am I gunna do with my jizz
>fuck it, finish anyway
>catch almost all the jizz in my hand.
>the rest ends up on the bottom of the desk
>go to back of the room wherethe tissues are with my hand of splooge
>wipe what I can in a tissue and pretend to blow my nose out
>toss out the tissue
>grab a second as the teacher approaches to grab a worksheet from back of the room
>oh fuck
>wipe the rest on my nose and actually blow my nose
>teacher notices how wet the tissue was and asks if I need to go to the nurse
>say nope and go sit down
So I had a good track record so didnt think I would get caught. Just sat next to a gay ass chad who wantsd to see my dick that day I guess.
I jerked off in class twice when I was in middle school. Never got caught.
There was a kid that was in my high school who got expelled for jerking off in class daily. There were girls who remembered him staring at them in class and asked to speak with a counselor Kek.
Kind of wish I kept with it, I see those videos of guys Cumming on girls in public and I think with the practice I would have been Breddy gud at it.
>>27491857
>9th grade
>supposedly 14 years old, if not older
>didn't know any better than to NOT jerk off in a classroom full of people
Are you diagnosed autistic
>>27492024
He hasn't come out...yet.
>>27492069
You're on one of the highly autistic boards. Other autism boards include /a/ and any anime related board, and /mlp/.
>>27492069
Younger actually, I was 16 when I graduated high school. I had just turned 12 the first day of school. I also come from a family that shamed any kind of inquiry about sex, so my knowledge up to that point was about the reproductice functions of heterosex (as well as associated complications and health concerns), a lesbian porn video my friend showed me, and a bit of talk among the guys on the football field/lacrosse camp.
I had a vague idea it was something I wasnt supposed to do (since it involved my dick and public), so I didnt whip it out. My sex drive was super high and I had just learned about masturbating earlier that year
>>27492631
To further that point, my parents turned off all romantic scenes in movies until they were over, my internet was heavily censored by nannysoftware, and my first time experimenting with sex involved me being severly punished for 6 months.
I'm lucky I didn't grow into a serial killer desu
>>27491166
>your massive 4inch wood
Mfw xD
>>27491166
I have a similar story
>be me
>be chad
>very cold day at school
>almost no one came to school that day, in the class was only me, an average 8/10 girl and a bald -ass old teacher almost sleeping
>boring as fuck, as you can imagine
>30 minutes passed by
>rubbing my hands to warm up
>realize i didnt bring the tint for my pen
>"shit", i imagined
>look at the girl
>i whisper her but she doesn't listen
>i try calling her
>"hey, do you have a pen to me?"
>"of course"
>teacher coughes
>a little later comes break time
>i find the girl again, after all there's very few people in the school anyway
>start talking about random stuff
>she laughs
>we go to a corner and I start fondling her under her clothes
>kind of flat, but okay
>then we sneak into the girls bathroom and she gives me a bj
>she then pulls down her pants
>turns our she got a big throbbing penis hanging out
>start beating the hell out of the fucker and make him swallow his teeth
>he pulls out a knife off his wallet and stick in my neck
>i keep beating him until he passes out
>i take out the knife and use it to cut his dick off
>"I don't do girls feminine penises. You heard me? I don't like it"
That's why i always check out if girl has busy or feminine penis
>>27491166
YOU IDIOTS DON"T KNOW HOW TO PUT ON A CONDOM IN THE BATHROOM THEN RETURN WEARING WINBREAKER PANTS AND RUB ONE INSIDE
