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Are you scared of the future /r9k/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVlhMGQgDkY
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>robots get so sophisticated that they make the perfect boyfriends
>surge of robot cuck porn
>literal robots get more pussy than us

it will happen mark my words
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>>27490900
Have you seen the video where kicks the fucker over? Or knocks the box out of its hands. Those things are going to kill us one day.
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No, because I'll be dead.
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>>27490900
I am scared, everything is TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
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>>27490900
>normie bullies robot

I feel bad for it.
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>cgi getting cheaper and easier
>they can blend it into real footage near seamlessly
>ant-man had young cgi Michael Douglas
We're reaching have already reached the point where even video footage cannot be trusted.
A malicious party could recreate your face and edit it into a gay porn video or a anything else to frame you.
What can we do?
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what if robots end up being bros, though?
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>>27491039
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXcatFp3REg
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>>27491930
made me rofl out loud
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Robochad is going to take Stacy AND post here saying "beep-boop if you are made of meat then you CANNOT be a robot beep-boop"
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>>27491039
>Have you seen the video where kicks the fucker over? Or knocks the box out of its hands.

>saw that
>white knuckle fists by end
>i know it was a test and all but wanted to punch those fucking techs
>felt really bad for the robo-bro
>tfw google announced they're selling off this company
>robobro will be broken up and trashed without knowing kindness from anyone around him

Fucking hell.
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>>27492085

This place in just a few years:

>Endless threads from blackbots asking for robocuck porn
>Posting pics of 24x8" pulsating chrome penises next to their wimpy little 9" saying 'Black men, how can you even compete?'
>Seeing the same screenies from places like Jezebel with girls laughing about sex with humans and wives who tried a robot lover and can never go back
>Discovering that Tumblerinas have grown up, gone into politics, and outlawed female sexbots
>Posts of beautiful, innocent female faces with questions like, "How can you kiss her knowing she's had hot motor oil sprayed all over her face?'
>An influx of former Chads who whine about how they have the looks, the private jet and tropical island, fame, fortune, and everything else but Stacy only wants the robocock now, and won't settle for a good looking guy that will start to age in a few years. "Robosexonics newest CHAD-1 model will look great for CENTURIES and he never goes limp!"
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>>27492084
>made me rofl out loud

Fuck you.

This is why organics will have to eliminated: we're assholes.
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>>27492208

Really? You got upset that someone knocked a box out of a machine's "arms"? Do you cry when something gets knocked off a shelf?

I don't fucking get people like you.
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>>27491039
>Those things are going to kill us one day.
Nah. They'll only take all jobs, making people without vast wealth unnecessary.

So, in a way, yes. They're going to fucking murder us all.
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we are rapidly approaching some kind of pseudo feudalistic oligarchical dystopia

buy land while you still can, it's the only thing that will retain any value... that is until the communists murder you and steal it
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>>27493944
>buy land while you still can, it's the only thing that will retain any value... that is until the communists murder you and steal it

Three old men are sitting on a park bench.

Two of the men are arguing about where to invest money. Gold, communications, biotech, if one liked it, the other hated it.

Finally, one of the two said, "Well, of course, land is always a solid investment."

The other one replied with a laugh, "On this, at last we can agree. Land has been an excellent investment for 3000 years!"

Then third man spoke: "...but the last 3000 years have been exceptional."
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>>27490900
>Are you scared of the future /r9k/?
Consider the American empire will use this tech ASAP for mass produced war machines, yes. Considering I will be very old and on the brink of death when that happens, no.

also:
>thinking sex robots will become a viable reality within our lifetime
They are dimensions away from creating something that would be satisfying in sensory, movement, touch and smell. The only thing robots will do in our lifetime is work and kill.
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No, it needs to come as soon as possible. Im half convinced I was born just at the right time for the singularity to happen, 1996. I grew up in relative poverty but will eventually live as though scarcity never existed
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>>27493109
Probably a femanon, they anthropomorphize things all the time.
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>>27490900
No because either,

>A - We get sexbots.
>B - The robots kill us and free us of suffering.
>C - The robots assimilate us and save us from suffering.

I don't see a downside.
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I'm absolutely terrified that people think shit like this and self driving cars are a good thing. The rational self needs to rule over desires. If we continue to not understand how technology works but only use it for immediate gratification the future won't be very bright.
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Is this the automatron dlc?
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I can never be scared of the future cause destiny loves me lmao
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>>27496966

You don't want to end up like the people in WALL-E? What is wrong with you? It's your patriotic doody, etc., etc.

Seriously, what worries me is that every time we get told it's all going to be chill in the future with 3-hour work days and 2-day work weeks and robots to push the buttons we're too lazy to push, etc., it turns out to be 80+ hour work weeks with employers tracking how many squares of toilet paper we use and expecting 24/7 access to our lives for shit pay, and then we're told we should be grateful we even have a job at all because it's only going to get worse.

Even so, I was also pissed off when that tech knocked the robot guy over. What a fucking douchenozzle.
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>>27490900
pretty fucking cool

boston dynamics has done a lot of cool shit before
Like that dog robot thing they made
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