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i'm ugly and disgusting and want to die version
And what you've got between your legs is relevant to this because?
>>27490815
>not pretty enough to have orbiters buy you things
>>27490815
>i'm ugly and disgusting and want to die version
Please be my ugly gf
>>27490815
The only thing more pathetic than a male robot, is a female robot who is too ugly and unhygienic to have any orbiters or romantic interests.
You are literally the bottom of the barrel tier. Your gender should mean you automatically have suitors, but you are so ugly it overrides you being female.
Pathetic.
>>27490815
pics or gtfo
>>27491316
the truth has been spoken... or maybe she's just too picky for her own good, fantasizing about dicaprio all day...
bee, bee, bBEE<< BEEEE E<<<EBEBEEEEEEEEEE MY GF
>tfw you aren't good at doing makeup
>can't even pretend to be pretty
>>27491361
Dicaprio and Shamu is an odd pair indeed
>>27490815
>This window will automatically close in 3 seconds...
>>27491421
what the fuck is a shamu
>>27491441
Run headfirst into a concrete wall at full speed immediately. Do it.
>tfw passing trans girl
>tfw no ugly fembot gf that I can be prettier than
>Fembot
Anon, stop pretending to be a woman on the internet.
Tfw all people care about in terms of the obstacles towards happiness is physical beauty. You can easily get a man to want to fuck you, getting a man to love you and for you to love them back. That is far more difficult. We are monsters in human skin, selfish desires wrapped in a sugar coating of innocence. You want a gf. But that's it aint it? You want someone to fuck, someone to love you, someone to care for you and to say sweet things to you but the minute it gets hard and its your turn to tolerate the shit that comes with it you turn your head and call them not what you thought, which is basically a god damn pipe dream. You don't want a gf, you want a fantasy.
Tfw really bitter about relationships and hate myself
Tfw this will probably be labelled as attention whoring or Ill be told to "look for a nice guy" when nice guys are just as entitled as me.
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/H0SySIp.jpg "large[1].jpg")
Don't worry, girls. There's always something to live for. Like pictures of lew anime girls.
>>27491453
>Run headfirst into a concrete wall at full speed immediately. Do it.
Why should I do that?
>tfw therapist keeps trying to get me to be sociable and have friends and get out of the house and wear less black
For some reason this fucking cunt thinks me wearing all black is some sort of statement or whatever but I just think it looks nice and happen to not want anything to do with the outside world.
>>27491406
I've always wondered about it. How do 'normal' girls learn to apply make-up? Do their mothers teach them? Their older sisters, female friends? Are there instructions in those girly magazines?
>>27491558
>>27491453
oh god is this a fembot thread with both shamu and maria posting in it at the same time?
>>27491558
Maybe it's because you look like an edgy faggot
>>27491564
There are youtube guides but you need to be rich as fuck to afford all the makeup they use.
>>27491691
you can get most products for 10 bucks each from a drug store, often they're just as good as more expensive ones and look pre alright if you know what your doing.
>>27491612
Faggot
>>27491652
Thanks
>>27491691
Drugstore brands have upped in quality but they've gotten more pricey as well it's pretty worth it to put 10 bucks more and get the real thing
>>27491564
My gf said that they teach each other among friends.
>>27491731
Oh and practice!
Don't be disheartened by the fact your a newbie, people get good by making mistakes and finding new things they can try!Ask your mum or something to buy you a few things or if you can borrow some of her stuff. Give it a try and even if it looks stupid you can just wipe it off. No one usually gives many fucks if your face looks dumb. Whoever gives a damn that the little lines on your eye lids are going in a slightly different direction is probably mentally retarded.
>>27491691
how did women learn to put on make up before youtube?
>>27491221
if anything what she has between her legs is the reason she will always be desired and never be alone
>>27491503
People always go into their first relationship with unrealistic expectations. And yeah, that goes double for sheltered robot types. Now you know how to spot a guy whose head is in the clouds and isn't seeing you for who you are. It's easy to overlook those red flags when someone is heaping praise and affection on you. You've just got to keep your wits about you and take things slowly until you know they're sincere and you can trust them. I'm sorry you got hurt but I'm sure you'll come around in time.
My boyfriend has a crush on the Lily girl from the AT&T commercials. He likes to hug me and grope me when she shows up. I'm pretty sure he's pretending that I'm her when he's groping me.
>>27491943
You can go to school for it.
>>27492240
Man, I don't know about that.
I've met plenty of women even I wouldn't.
And I'm a socially maladjusted omnisexual NEET with a dependancy complex.
>>27490815
what do you look like OP?
How ugly can you even be?
I only had one friend all of my life and he's getting married and moving away. I've been crying everyday for the past week . I knew he was getting married, but I didn't know he'll be moving out of state until last week. I thought I could still be his friend and occasionally hang out with him. I'm going to be alone. I'm not very good at talking to people unless he's with me. I'm depressed and don't know what to do with myself. I have no one else to talk to . I don't have the confidence to make something out of myself. I don't have dreams. I don't know what to do with my life.
>tfw even robots can't stand me
I'm just going to keep rotting in loneliness until i finally get the courage to end my suffering.
>>27493802
I know how you feel.
I play Second Life and tried hanging out with fellow 4chan posters and robots, but when I was ropleplaying as my avatar, they told me I was a disappointment and proceeded to eject me from the sim. When I teleported back I found out that a few of the guys who I friended have blocked me and I was muted.
>>27493495
Fuck-doll has to be a fetish for some chicks, right?
>>27493802
It's largely resentment towards the fact that you feel the need to anounce that you're a girl, because you and we know it will get you more attention.
A significant proportion of the guys here have been fucked up by their experiences with women, and yet many of them are also so pathetically needy that they throw themselves at any glimmer of snatch they can get.
Basically, if you want r9k to treat you as one of it's own as opposed to ann unwelcome outsider or a sex object, then go incognito.
I mean, I don't rampage around the battered wives support forums loudly proclaiming my masculinity, y' dig?
>>27493954
I have a friend who says that one of her sexual fantasies is gang rape. She likes watching rape porn where the girl has to have sex to save her boyfriend's life. She's not into NTR, but she likes the kind of rape hentai where there's some elaborate plot to it.
So maybe.
Would fembots date a bi guy?
>>27491406
Git gud faggot
le origianal
>>27494005
I wasn't talking about female posters in general but myself only. No one has the patience to put up with my extreme autism.
And I never mention my gender unless it's relevant to the thread.
>>27494203
Well then, at least you aren't OP.
Unless you are, in which case, you are OP.
>>27490815
i want an ugly fembot
>tfw no greasy dandruff ridden girl to play frisbee with
>tfw no girl to have intelligent conversations with
>tfw no girls to design a website with or other creative activities
why live?
>version
what dimension are you from?
>>27493688
Where are you at anon if close we can be friends
what is the first thing femanons look at when they check guys out
Ive read strong forearms are hot
>>27493802
I can probably stand you. Be my gf, I don't want loneliness either.
>>27495001
First is hair, second is the size of his hands
reminder that there are no persons in this thread with two X chromosomes
>>27495181
You probably wouldn't, but I guess we can try since theres nothing to lose anyway.
Post your email if you're still here.
>>27495580
Don't do it femanon.
It's probably some scumbag.
Just dont do it
>>27494967
Tampa, Florida
Who /birthmark/ here?
>Born with massive portwine birthmark up side of face and half of upper body
>Actually have a red tit
>Spend entire school career getting teased relentlessly, even by teachers
>Mom tries every treatment/cream/makeup to get rid of it and bitches about how much it costs
>"Are you even applying the cream, Anonette? Do you want to look like this forever?"
>Too scared to kill myself because if I fail I'll end up in a psyche hospital
>No one ever makes eye contact with you
>"omg you're Hanako so many robots wanna bang you"
>Except they make her "scar" all cute and hide it most of the time anyway
>Husbando is Phantom of the Opera and they made him way less disfigured in the movie so probably even he wouldn't have me
>>27493552
Omnisexual? Stop making up words you special snowflake
>>27495805
Did the cream even work?
And I tried the googles, I'm thinking the ones I'm seeing are severe cases or something. feel like posting half you face?
My girlfriend is giving me a pass to have sex with a guy. She has been with a guy before and wants me to at least experience dick once in my life since she knows I never fucked a guy before. I feel iffy about it because I'm not a cheater. I don't want this to be a decision she'll regret. She seems pretty open about it as long as it's a one time thing. I don't know how to act flirty with someone I'm not interested in. I would fuck a guy just to see what dick feels like.
My options are:
-hooking up with a random guy from a club
-hooking up with her gay cousin who has never been with a girl that's visiting that sort of knows me
-hooking up with my best friend (we been friends since childhood. He knows very well I don't like him because I'm a lesbian.)
she doesn't want there to be any emotional attachment or leading on
>>27496669
No, nothing ever helped. A lot of stuff even made my "good" half redder from irritation. Special makeup helps a little but not completely and I can't wear it forever (I love swimming but can never go to a public pool because I'm too embarrassed). People can still tell there's something there and usually think it's a disease or something.
I don't really wanna post my face but this is the best pic I found of what my face looks like. I'm lucky that I'm not all lumpy like some sufferers but it's bright red which makes it hard to hide.
>>27497353
I promise to god I would still love you anyway, love's not about physical atraction (It's kind of needed to have a relationship, but as long as you get my motors running we're good).
>>27494176
Only if he was a KV and wanted to touch just one dick/pussy in his life
I don't want chad/stacey's used goods
>>27497252
Kill yourself fucking cuck.
Girls who suggest "a fuck pass" are basically whores because literally everyone with half a brain knows girl can get sex whenever with whoever and guys can't unless they're uber chads.
Your gf is a slut and you're a moron betacuck for playing along with it and not dumping her ass
well, there actually weren't 20 of these today so i'll post
>tfw erica fucks up this bad, deletes her thread where she's pretending to be both someone from her school & a hater, and people still choose her over the true queen
>>27497649
Holy shitOrganelles
>>27497649
stop posting about eliza and erica. Just stop and the problem literally stops.
>Femanon
>Fem
Top fucking kek.
>>27497975
b-but i like eliza, she's not a problem. and i usually don't bother with erica but i was in that thread and i thought it was kinda funny and might convince some people who still dont see how full of it she it
>>27498080
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qecRkE446dc
theyre all cancer just stop fanboying
>>27490815
This is not a drill
Titts or gtfo my r9k
Ori
>>27498027
>this
>trill-troll-tranny
reee girls ect idk
>>27498139
I just wanna be friends with her man, am gril. We have similar interests.
This video is sad, why do you give such a shit?
>>27498294
literally all she cares about is social manipulation so if you share interests you are an enemy as well
>>27498294
am trap*
>>27498139
>Grown man bullying a teenage girl on the Internet
bet you win most of your MTG games by just forcing your opponent to keep discarding their hand and sending their deck to the graveyard.
>>27498549
whatever desu i made one video about the state of our board and the problem we have with beta traitors allowing this cancer to flourish and post it for fun and get ragged on.
Its not like any other video on my channel is anything like that whatsoever.
>MTG
die
>>27498414
I meant like Madoka Magica and Ghibli films but okay.
>>27498430
I'd post timestamp but then you'd call me an attention whore, and I guess I can't really prove I'm not a trap without posting my bits so. Oh well.
>>27498723
Ive seen your posts before you tumblr cunt, you always post that picture.
>>27490815
I thought that death would be a sweet release for the first time today. Everything seems to be going in a slow, downward spiral and it's not getting any better at all... I just don't want to go out being a landwhale so I'm going to get skinny so I'm remembered for being thin and not fat. Thin people are prettier than fatties that's for sure.
>>27498772
you're silly m8, i literally saved this yesterday. its a pretty common reaction image, i used to have it on my old pc
>>27498902
windows 10
lol.
>>27498989
It came preinstalled on my computer and I just cant be assed to change it yet.does that prove am gril
>>27499179
yes. it truly does
oreganoe
>hungry
>look in fridge
>roommate has some leftover food from a diner he went to
>heat up some of his fries and dip them in ketchup in put them in my mouth
>they're sweet potato fries
>>27496669
Wah look at my trips, for shame no one has checked them.
>>27497353
Must suck about not being able to swim because of your shyness.
>>27499297
serves you right for being a stealing skank with a male roommate
>>27499297
deeply sorry, would probably kill myself if that happened to me
>guy at my shitty wagekek job smiles at me
>he probably doesn't like me like me because i'm fat
>>27499376
post pics of your fat flabby belly for us to cum over
>>27499321
>calling those trips
get OUT
>>27499297
Eating a mans leftovers without asking. Ha....
>surgery as 2 to get rid of strawberry birthmark
>Left side of face 8/10
>right side 5/10
>low level of schizophrenia
>add
>antisocial
>Have crush on guy
>We spend a lot of time together
>After a night of Netflix and wine we kiss
>He is terrible at it
>We try to have sex
>He is terrible and his penis is quite small
>He cums after a minute of thrusting
>I have finish myself off with my hand
>I still like him though
>>27499429
Or you can leave
>>>/lgbt/
This board might be better for you.
>>27499437
>>27499338
I only took a few. It's not like I took the whole thing.
>>27499490
Thinking only just taking a few is okay.
Do you even moralfag?
>>27499490
I'm sure he'll be fine with you stealing, just so long as it's "just a few", right? Because taking someone else's shit is ok until you take "the whole thing", right?
>>27499490
You should only be raped in a few holes. It's not like we're gonna rape the whole thing.
>>27499667
>"we're"
>"raped for petty theft"
Nigga what..
>>27499788
kill yourself namefag i piss on your grave
>>27499801
It's not even a secure trip you autist.
>>27499848
can you read, fucking inbred cockmuncher, it clearly said NAMEFAG.
The only, unique, solo way for a women to be a robot is being obese or severely disfigured. Really.
You only need to lose weight and put yourself out there, millions of suitors will appear instantly.
If you are incapable of NOT EATING LIKE A PIG, you kinda deserve being a robot.
Lesbian Femanons, what was your first time touching a penis like ?
>>27499894
Even being obese you can find some fat fetishfag who's probably decent looking.
>>27499869
Don't even give a fuck m8.
Why are your feelings so hurt?
>>27491558
You sound pretty cool and cute.
I'm wearing all black, I have since I was a wee-lad and have only changed it up recently.
>tfw your dad tickles you and you pee yourself
>>27500767
>tfw you will never tickle a femanon until she pisses herself
>>27490815
>Fembot
Yeah sure thing kiddo
>>27495001
honestly
>face, age, weight, height, clothes, face
Same goes for females
If you look like you have your shit together and not like a smelly manchild anything is possible. Just looking/being clean and well dressed goes a long way, though for females not wearing makeup may seem womanchildish or like they don't care about themselves.
Fun fact: People are naturally drawn towards people who look genuinely happy and friendly in hopes that some of that happiness will rub off on them.
Just look like you love yourself, your life and take pride in how you look, that is what "confidence" is.
Any fembots here have a pregnancy fetish? I want to be impregnated so bad.
will any of you be my gf?
I did a lot of cocaine today.
>>27502531
How do you have access to cocainum?
>>27502443
I can hook you up. For realsies.
>>27502443
>fembots
>fetish
Fembots are pure anon
>>27496140
It's actually a pretty old word
>>27499338
It's okay to take food if he leaves it lying around
>attending anime convention with a guy friend
>online friend offers her house for our stay instead of having me rent a hotel room
>online friend lets me and a guy friend use her brother's room since her brother is away at college
>shared a bed with guy friend multiple times before, but those times were always at hotels and hotels always had big beds so we are never that close when sleeping together
>the bed in friend's brother's room is a bit smaller than queen sized
>friend says he'll sleep on the floor
>tell friend that it's okay that if we share a bed since we're both mature adults
>we laying in bed together and we're both quiet and trying to go to sleep
>hear friend getting out of bed
>ask him where he's going
>he says "you're wearing a tight fitting shirt and your tits are all up in my face. I can't trust myself to not try to cope a feel during your sleep so I'm going to the bathroom to jerk it"
>think that he's kidding so I jokingly sit up right before crawling out of the sheets and onto the bed and letting my boobs hang low for friend to see my cleavage
>tell him "here's a nice mental image for you to fap to"
>he thanks me before leaving the room and going to the bathroom
>comes back 5 minutes later and gets back in bed with me and tells me that he'll send me 50 dollars to my Patreon
>think that he's joking again
>beginning of next month, get the notification of all people who completed their pledges
>see that friend actually did pledge me 50 dollars
>>27503853
>tells me that he'll send me 50 dollars to my Patreon
Haha what
This cannot be real.
>>27503853
post cleveage pls
