>be me
>kissless virgin
>27 years old
>live with mom
>so socially anxious that I can't leave the house without covering my face
>terrified someone will make unobstructed eye contact
>wear a burka when going out
>one day walking down the street in my burka
>going to gas station to buy some MtDew
>someone shouts that I am a terrorist and throws a beer bottle at me from their truck
>fuckthathurts.jpg
>a cop across the street sees and gives chase
>pulls him over, yanks him out of the truck, handcuffs him
>justice.txt
>cop waves me over
>ma'am, do you want to press charges?
>shitsrealnow.wav
>bitch out, say no
>next day see police reports in local newspaper
>guy was charged with a hate crime for assaulting a minority
>mfw I'm a white male
>>27489824
Can I pay you to be my bodyguard?
I'll let you wear a red burka.
Only red.
>>27489824
that's so sad, anon. do you wear sunglasses too? do you ever wear shorts or t-shirts, or do you cover up your body too?
Who tf are you? Eggman? Even he isn't as bad as you.
>>27489824
I know this feel. Although I am afemanon.
>>27489981
You wear a burka?
>>27489889
Damn so close to trips fampai
>>27489824
Post more burqa'd qts
>want to start wearing Islamic clothing, especially late-Ottoman uniforms
>on a regular and casual basis
For what purpose
I really do wear a burka and while I thought at first that it was kind of abnormal I have come to realize that the humiliation I (secretly, since nobody knows I'm a man) endure is worth the freedom it gives me. I would highly recommend anyone with a severe social disorder try it: hilariously, wearing a burka is more socially acceptable than what I used to do (back before it got really bad, when I could still handle people looking in my direction as long as they didn't make eye contact [oh, to be that person again...]), which is stare at the ground and refuse to talk to or even acknowledge anyone.
>>27490030
Damn so close to quads
Wow this isnt original
>>27489889
why the fuck do these guys never actually fight anyone?
they look like such badasses but yoda makes them look like the swiss guard with their pikes
>>27490439
>yoda
Pretty sure they protected Emperor Palpatine. But I haven't read Star Wars history outside of the movies.
