>"Oh wow, Anon look! It must have been snowing like this for an hour at least. It's lucky we didn't go out after all. Hey. I have an idea. I mean, if you want to. How about we dress up as warm as we can and go for a nice walk, and then we get back we can take a hot bath and I'll cook us something warm? How does that sound? Ok, come on! Ah I get so excited when it snows. It always reminds makes me feel like a little girl again!"
>"Please don't push me away Anon. I want to be with you. Why won't you accept that? I know you find it hard to believe that people want to be around you but I'm not willing to allow you to spend your whole life trapped and isolated because you see so little value in who you are as a person. I wish more than anything that you could just for a second see yourself through my eyes, because then you'd realize how much there is to love about you and how much I love you for that reason."
>"Hey, I had a great time today Anon. It was nice to finally get to know you, I still can't believe how long we've been talking. It feels like we haven't stopped all day! Oh. Why are you waiting at the gate? I thought you were going to walk me to my door? I mean I'd like to say goodbye properly if you wouldn't mind."
"But it's raining! Oh Anon, don't pressure me like this you know I'll give in! Okay okay, I'm coming. But we're going to get soaked, you know that right? If I wasn't so hungry I'd tell you to take a hike, you know that right! Wait. Before we go outside. When we get back we are running the bath all the way to the top and sitting in there until the water gets cold, alright mister!"
>>27489754
An hour of snow in nothing
>>27489754
Funny how at first glance, I thought this was another Erika thread.
>>27489754
Who dis?domo origato mister roboto
oh god. you fucking assholes
Who the fuck writes these?
>>27490017
probably satan himself
>>27489754
>>27489775
>>27489798
>>27489811
>image.jpg
>image.png
Are you even trying anymore?
>>27489754
>snow
It's the end of March and we live in South Texas you dumb slut. It hasn't snowed in over 10 years.
>>27490017
Sad, sad little men who think humans actually talk like this.
>>27490151
If you're a fucking penguin living in Antarctica it will be cold as fuck so your argument is invalid, faggot
"I know what I said but this is different, Anon! It's not my fault I was drunk, it was just a little kissing! You know I love you more than anything baby and I would never do anything to hurt you its just I haven't seen my ex in so long and seeing him this time just made me feel these feelings I haven't felt in so long. I still love you anon but I think it's time we took a break. You're too good for me"
>hey anon, care to oil up with me?>here, come on, I've got just the right ingredients!>ACCEPT THE GREASE>there you go! Just like that!
It's too late for that.
Where is the music? Why are the file names just image.?
Is OP an imposter? Another one? We have had quite a few this month.
>>27489754
>snows outside
>anon, wanna go out?
>bitch, its fucking snowing
>come on, we'll wear something warm and get a nice hot bath after that
>tf i said. i dont want to get fucking sick
>you never take me anywhere, anon. i should divorce you
>>27489775
>>27489798
will never happen
>>27489811
>let's go out, babe
>its raining you fucking asshole
>but, it will be fun
>fine, go out and get me something to eat. you'll finally be worth something you beta cuck
>>27490292
The texts are not even "new". Just the same old ones from long ago.
>tfw ill never wake up in a bed with a girl and we make fun of each other for having bad morning breath but we don't care because we love each other
why is life so shit?
>>27490358
>tfw I am from Russia and see your pic
...
>>27490376
wait, russia has the internet?
holy shit i'm impressed
>>27490376
git gud at cs go faggot
>>27490394
Not him, but almost the entirety of my Skype friends are from Russia and the former USSR & Warsaw Pact.
>don't even really want a girlfriend
>still search for some kind of connection
why is the human brain such shit?
>>27490445
it's called being cucked by evolution
>>27490228
This guy is the Champ. Brevik was killing little kids in a mostly peaceful country. Cho had 2 pistols in one of the gun owningest countries in the world.
>>27490716
Cho was pretty alpha 2bh, pulling off a murder spree at a school isn't exactly easy
but fuck his videos are EDDDDGGGYYYYYYYYYY
Fuck he sounded so cringey in his videos, its hard to watch
>>27489754
>>27489775
>>27489798
>>27489811
I wonder how these girls would feel if they knew disgusting fatasses were roleplaying romantic situations with their pictures on an Iranian BBS system
>>27490846
They would just sigh and move on with their lives.
Fuck these threads, I gave up on being happy long ago please stop
>>27490159
Nobody thinks that. It's about creating a scenario that most of the people here will never be able to experience.
