>n-neet masterace... R-right g-guys? Heheh... S-silly w-wagekeks...
speak for yourself, I get enough money to live on for FREE because of my severe mental illness. Keep working your ass off for the same salary as me, cuck.
daily reminder that you're all poor because you're too stupid to figure it out
>>27488843
You make as much as a minimum wage worker, at best though.
Besides if you really do have severe mental illness that sucks. Don't really envy you.
>>27488709
Why do people exaggerate the stuttering? One instance is enough. It's simply annoying to read 7 fake stutters in a 8 word sentence.
>>27488843
post a screen of you bank account, you must have saved up a ton of money if you live like a neet a make the same money as I do
lel
>>27488891
f-fuck yo-yo-you a-a-a-a-anon
>>27488843
Severe mental illness aka being fat, lazy, and lacking social skills.
>>27488957
that's the worst kind
>>27488709
Eh, I've got all the free time in the world, and I get money for nothing.
Money is a far less desirable resource than time.
It's just time isn't a resource most people know how to turn into money, and you can't spend time.
Time is infinitely more precious than money, bvecause it is finite, and cannot be transferred.
Time must be burnt, and can never be recovered once "spent".
I don't have a lot of faith in consumerist capitalist society's ability to do anything other than turn my stomach with it's excesses and eventually turn on itself in an autocannibalistic orgy of vicious greed.
And then we're all dead anyay, so who cares?
>>27489141
You've got so much time you post on 4chan all day.
Isn't that a terrible use of your "non renewable" resource?
>>27489141
Also don't you see that other people(your parents or society) have to "wagecuck" harder to support you? Do you think that's fair?
Anyway I guess it's not much of a sacrifice if it keeps people like you secluded inside, instead of outside.
How does it feel to know you're a drain on people and that you'll never enjoy things like relationships or have enough money to do fun things?
>>27488709
T-this.
>>27489190
I'm doing what I enjoy for the most part.
I spend my days in a drug induced haze, I paint miniatures and I see my boardgaming group, my friends, and once in a while I manage to trick someone into thinking I'm less of a mutant than I actually am for long enough that I get my end away.
I like this because it means I'm not generating profit for an employer who doesn't really care whether he employs me or some Eritrean for half my wage, because I've been there and I got no satisfaction from it.
My life is mine to spend as I choose this way, and I've mostly spent it reading books I like, writing sub-par bass lines and ideating vividly about the coming apocalypse.
Judging by the general energy and happiness levels of the friends I have who're in a similar emotional and social situation (isolated), but also have to hold down a full time job, I am both better off on average, and happier.
I mean, it;s not like you can take your money, children and accolades with you into oblivion.
>>27489293
You can start a business you know.
Plus most jobs aren't half bad. Do what you enjoy and get paid well for it and you won life.
Anyways I like earning money, I like buying cool things. Feels good desu
>mfw NEETcucks will never know what it's like to drive a nice car with a hot slut or visit a country for a month or longer
>>27489275
Fairness is a big abstract floppy cock that only gets hard when somebody feels hard done by.
I've been treated unfairly by people with authority over me all my life, I've been denied opportunities for better education, told that I'd never amount to anything by most people's standards, and have been categorically rejected by every workplace group or broader school culture I've ever tried to ingratiate myself to.
Why shouldn't I exact my own unfair advantage?
Guilt is only a feeling present in those who believe they are doing wrong.
And frankly, I'm just getting what I'm due.
As for relationships, I've fucked enough married women that I laugh at the concept of ever needing my own relationship.
Why by the cow when you get the milk for free?
Especially when the cow's a slut and gives away all yo' milk, squire.
>>27489383
So how do you survive?
What are your income sources and how much do you make?
>>27489369
Oh I imagine it does, but I'm obviously crazy enough that I can't even pass basic selection at the burger hovel.
I'm nice, I'm capable of operating a till, I don't steal and I don't throw fits, but there's something not right about me, and people can see it even if they don't immedtately understand what it is.
Besides that I'm so nervous from a lifetime of being told I can't do anything right that I'm incapable of judging whether or not something is up to standard without feeling the need to consult a superior, this means that in the workplace I quickly become an annoyance to senior staff.
Self employment would be ideal, I've learned some basic traditional metalworking skills with the idea that I could channel some of my frustration into it.
However, I've found that lacking the money or space, or permission to set up my own workshop space to practice in, I've had to call it a day on that aspiration.
And yet I still have people who ask me every day what I'm doing with that, even though I tell them it was just a pipe dream.
Honestly?
Some people are just born to die in anonymous poverty.
Most people even, I'd wager.
But I'm alienated enough from common values that I'm not scared by that idea any more, because it's no different from dying any other way, excepting the attendance, and I think I'd prefer to die alone anyway,
>>27489440
I live with my mother, the government sends me two hundred and fifty quid every two weeks, most of which I give to her, and the rest I spend on boardgames, bus fare, mexican food and pot.
I'm twenty four and have a history of childhood behavioural disorders extending into adulthood, including depression, anxiety, fits of uncontrollable anger and suicidal/homocidal ideation that's so potent that it actually stops me from functioning on a day to day level.
Word to the wise; Don't beat your kids when they don't learn fast enough; they might turn into a me.
I had a conversation with my mother about my worldview the other night and she cried for an hour.
I didn't cry because I'm not sure I can any more, but I was upset greatly by her outburst, as it highlighted exactly how few common social values I've integrated, and how profoundly likely I am to descend into violent madness like my father before me.
Judge me if you wish, this is a broad topology of my life.
But know that your judgement upon me will change nothing, nor will mine upon you.
>>27488709
>30 years old
>been NEET for almost two years
>ready to fucking kill myself
I want to get off pepe's wild meme ride senpai.
I guess if you're a 19 year old youngfag, you're more content with sitting around all day but I get all cagey after a few hours at a time.
I hope I can find and get my dream wageslave job of being a janitor.
>>27489511
>>27489559
Fair enough. It just reinforces my belief that NEETs are not to be hated, but rather pitied.
I guess it's not so bad to pay a little more in taxes for them to live at least a mediocre life.
>>27489596
Thank you massa.
Thank you for generously allowing me to live in the society you have trapped me in.
>ITT:reasons why people oppose socialisam
get dropped you useless pieces of shit
>>27489141
>Neckbeard level 10! Alert! Alert!
>>27489683
Nah. It's a small price to keep these subhumans out of society.
It keeps the undesirables poor and kept inside their homes. Good tradeoff for society.
Do we really want autistic /r9k/ betas roaming around?
>>27489722
Actually, my beard is mostly on my chin.
I do however have a big droopy Asterix The Gaul moustache.
Are there any memes for that yet?
>>27488843
>because of my severe mental illness
Yeah, your life sounds really great anon. Why oh why couldn't I be born into the sweet life of severe mental illness?
I play the neetlife because there's no place I can go
Neetlife, it's the only life I know
Neetlife and there's a thousand parts to play
Neetlife until you play your life away
You let the people see, just who you wanna be
This tbqh
Neetlife is shit
>>27488709
Thisis an inaccurate and a dishonest portrayal of NEET.
>>27489789
mustaches have been a meme for more than a few years now
>>27488867
Oh migawd, SO red pilled
>>27490657
I mean a funny one.
Or are you implying that the moustache itself is a symbolic ancient masculine virility meme?
What do you reckon these NEET guys would have done if they were born in the dark ages?
>>27488843
>>27488957
You mean autism. Autism is one of the most severe mental illnesses around.
If you think you have or someone you love has autism go to
>>www.autismspeaks.org/signs
>>27490802
I've been thinking a lot about this lately.
>fit guys would be sent to war
>intelligent men would become monks
>shitty job offers like emptying toilets were plentiful
Best case scenario would be to inherit your father's land and the neighbor gifts you his finest daughter
>>27490802
Brigandage.
The most common fate for brigands is on the end of the reeve's pike, but living free and killing with gleeful abandon for even a year or two sounds better than a full forty years of 4chan and bedsores.
NEET life might not be great, but it's better than the alternative.
>>27490802
Rag and bone man
>>27491307
Good option actually.
There's still a rag and bone man by me.
Any Old Iron and all that jazz.
