I have no idea what I'm doing. Help robots
She's an objective 9/10 and I'm losing my spaghetti
>>27488404
Don't mind me but I find you really funny. Not idea for where your conversation should head though..
>>27488430
And may I steal the "does this mean we're dating now" as pickup line?
>>27488404
>I'll take that as a yes ;)
oregano
She likes you. Don't fuck this up.
>>27488445
Yes, but if she answers with hahah, you should simply say, "I take that as a yes", instead of sperging out like OP.
Nigger why are you going after 9s if you can't talk to them? Drop your standards to the least attractive you would reasonably date, then drop it one more notch below that. Now your dating pool is a lot bigger and less stressful when things don't work out with an uggo.
Use the uggos to practice your game on and get more confident with hotter women. Or you settle for a cool/funny uggo, win/win
So when do you want to meet my mom?
>>27488404
all women are whores
don't be a funny little clown for them
you're doomed to fail the moment you try to impress a woman
>>27488545
>all women are whores
I'm sure you know what you're talking about, friend.
>>27488575
I've never eaten shit but I can still assure you it tastes bad
>>27488404
She's a ho on tinder. don't think too hard about it, you're like the 100th guy to speak to her that day.
>>27488635
Those grapes surely look sour, don't they, friend?
>>27488701
wow, you sure showed me
i withdraw in defeat
>>27488684
>you're like the 100th guy to speak to her that day
this is true
don't overthink and just flat out ask if you can stick ur 9 inch cock in her asshole and be done with it
>>27488404
Just be cool and don't sperg.
Ask her on a date
>>27488837
>Ask her on a date
u fucking autist
just say you have a huge dick
>>27488404
Tell her about the hooknose bastards and what they're trying to do
