I eat black jelly beans
I'm married tbqh
Never masturbated
I am from 3rd world country.
I don't think you're pathetic.
>>27487683
I have depressions and social anxiety and can't talk to humans
I'm on r9k right now
I like pickles in my burger
>>27487683
I love the black jelly beans
I know trap threads are only a meme used to make newfags into faggots.
i have more than 78 fetishes
I am lactose intolerant but eat milk anyway and fart all day long
a girl kissed me and now im too scared of seeming like a clingy fuck to even hit her up to hang out again so i haven't left my house in 2 weeks
i'm not a normie. normies does not exists.
and i'm not robot either. fuck all of you "robots".
also i love you.
I like dank memes
I eat all of the black jelly beans at once because I don't mind the taste but they don't blend well with any other flavors and I like to eat my jelly beans two or three at a time
im autistic
>>27487827
>kissed grill
GTFO
I don't care about clubbing, getting wasted, and all that self-indulging shit
I'm Asian
>Asians can't be normies
>>27487683
When a girl smiles towards me, I daydream about our entire life together before I even know her name
When I see that same girl with another man, it will have ruined my entire day.
>>27487683
i dont have an iphone
>>27487683
I'm autistic
I'm a failure at life in the traditional sense
I hate myself
I have aspergers and can't read body language
I masturbate twice a day on average, i'm 20.
I guess that basically makes me an oxytocin drug addict
>>27487812
>Eat Milk
>Eat
>Milk
How old is your fucking milk mate?
i used to play celes arca
>>27487683
I'm a normie and love black jelly beans.
>>27487740
Same here, also manlet
29yo kv
and the same as >>27488018
>>27487683
I'm a manlet and I got bullied in school for it and for playing videogames, had oneitis and she dated another guy.
>>27487683
I samefag until my thread catches on
I'm a homo queermo
Put it in my butt
I fap to loli.
>>27488733
What country ? I am from Slavic shithole.
>>27487683
I stay at home all day
>>27487683
I can't stand to look at myself in the mirror
Also I've gone for more than a month without human interaction. And it was 10x better than my life currently
I attempted to lose my virginity to an escort on backpage but chickened out when it came time to take clothes off. I gave her half the money and drove away crying then came home and masturbated to futa on male porn
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>>27488904
oh, I guess you're a little better off than me, mediterranean shithole here
I'm a schizophrenic college dropout virgin
>>27489014
lol what?
>warm and sunny
>hot tanned girls
>fresh fruits
>better food
>better landscape
>never experienced communism
>>27487683
I think about killing myself constantly due to low self esteem.
I'm a two-face.
To my normie "friends" at uni, I appear perfectly normal.
When I get home, I punch my walls, scream loudly, stab my teddy bears. I basically start drinking the minute that I get home from work.
A chick once offered herself to me, but I turned her down just to see her face when I told her that she was too ugly.
I haven't left the house for 2 months
>>27489060
You're right, but I don't think it matters that much when I'm the one who carry's problems
>>27487683
I'm 5'4 and 102lbs
I'm a virgin
I had a fresh carrot juice and some xanax for dinner
I'm a sickbot
I fap tofat guys because I want one to crush me under his weight
>>27489149
Another mastermind is there? 'Tis an awesome thing to see
>>27489200
I can crush you if you want, fampai.
>>27489223
I guess so, but most of it is fueled by the autism.
>>27489200
I'm 6'0 and 230 pounds and hairy. I work construction and come home every day stinking of sweat. I'd crush your lithe, twink body and make you inhale my scent fagboy.
I am an adult who unironically plays with bionicles.
>>27489328
I've seen alot of robots that are really into Bionicle you're not alone. I personally don't understand the appeal since I was always partial to lego as a kid, but that's not pathetic.
My height is 4'8
>>27487683
ah mastabate to futa
>am normie
>just here to post dumb shit
>just like this
I don't own a cell phone
>>27487746
But I am, is very nice of you to think otherwise though. I'm a chickenshit too, I'm afraid of everything.
>>27487683
I remember all capital cities and flags of the world, as well as the ID number and car plate of everyone I know.
>>27489231
>>27489315
Thanks but I'd need a lot of training, I'm not ready. At this point even a handshake from a fat guy gives me a painful boner, the kind that forces you to rush to the restroom to take care of it asap because it's not going away. This is no joke.
>>27487683
I had to talk over the phone to send a 170 pound monitor back, so I kept it. It's not bad but I still regret buying it.
>>27487683
I don't play games made after 2000
>>27489577
Do you have autism, lad?
I mean it. Not trying to make fun of you or anything.
>>27487683
this is the first time I've typed "af"
>>27489931
Nope. I used to think I might have had slight assburger but turned out that I am completely normal in terms of illnesses like this.
Just a normal bored robot who likes memorizing stuff.
It also happened to be useful sometimes. Especially the capital city thing.
Well I wouldn't say I'm a robot because I go to uni but I'm an autistic fuck so I'm not exactly a normie. I guess I'm a cyborg because
>go to good uni on full scholarship
>in good shape, been lifting since April and I've lost a lot of weight before that
>have a job working on computer for local company, pays pretty decent
However
>never kissed a girl or had sex
>never partied, drank a few times but didn't enjoy it
>don't talk to anyone at uni
>have only 4 guy friends I talk to who are just as autistic as me and I play PS4 with
>if a girl tries to talk to me I act like an asshole
>not afraid of girls, just can't talk to them
>addicted to porn
>addicted to tranny porn as well
>probably will hire hooker on 21st bday
>parents wonder when I'm gonna get a gf
>they don't understand I never will
>live in parents basement, but I help pay bills
>room is covered with anime posters and vidya posters
>collect anime merchandise on shelves in basement, which is pretty big so I have a lot of room
>collect lego star wars sets (I'm 20 btw)
>collect amiibos even though I hardly ever play smash bros
>have other figures and shit
>spend hours shitposting on 4chan
>really don't like to leave the house
>I'll only go out for uni classes and the gym
>paranoid a lot of the time
>get only 4 hours of sleep at night
>have dozens of pairs of panties at home
>also have yoga pants
>parents don't know about this
>I'm not a trap, I just get turned on when I wear panties and a nice pair of sweat pants at home
>nobody knows about this
>admire how good my tight ass looks in the mirror
>literally fap to my own ass sometimes
>pretty sure I'm bi, but I've never had sex so how should I know?
I think that's most of the weird shit.
Im a virgin
0 dates
0 romantic kisses
>>27487683
I bet you eat black licorice too, you fuck
>>27487683
I ideate about killing myself and others every day, to the point where it starts automatically if I'm alone for more than ten minutes at a time.
As a result I don't sleep, have a job, or have any hope for a future where I'm not mad as a spoon and eating filth in the street to live.
i've gotten diagnosed with schizophrenia
