>meet Turkish girl online
>friendly, kind, sweet, intelligent
>untouched by western debauchery, Turkey only imports the best aspects of western culture
>sexy and alluring without acting like an embarassing slut
>reads classic and European literature
>aware of and cares about geopolitics because they actually affect her life
>holds intelligent conversations that don't revolve around marxism, post-modernism or feminism
>raised muslim, but considers herself secular
>cute as fuck
>is actually crazy about me
>she's hinted that she wants to move to America to be with me
Why haven't you found yourself a Turkish girl yet? They're literally best girl.
How much do you pay her?
>>27487457
I pay her in mutually enjoyable time and attention
>>27487424
>she's hinted that she wants to move to America to be with me
breh she's just sing you to get that green card
>>27487424
>>she's hinted that she wants to move to America to be with me
She's using you for a green card, quit when you can man, Turkish girls are soulless monsters. They're x1000 worse than burger girls.
Marxist ideas aren't even bad, it's brocialism that sucks.
>she's hinted that she wants to move to America to be with me
Tell her you want to stay in Turkey with her and see her reaction.
>>27487588
breh it aint even like that.
>>27487617
She was all for it, honestly, since she's a law student that has big plans of changing Turkey's political trajectory, but she was willing to give it up because I don't fucking want to leave home.
>>27487612
>brocialism
ha ha oh wow
are you a writer for salon magazine, or just a bog-standard internet 'leftist'?
>>27487623
yeah why don't you invite her to come over
and pay for her trip
and marry her
andsee what happens next
>look up brocialism
>first link is literally SJWiki
>>27487424
>implying shes not just looking for her green card
You've been had, you fucking idiot.
>turkish gf
You've gotta be kidding me.
