Post a picture that sums up a girls reaction to you asking her out
>Uuhmmm.. sure...
>hfw
>Ok Mary time to do some damage control
Haha, let's just stay friends, anon. It's better that way.
>"yeh.. about that"
>ffs how am I going to explain that I am lesbian
I don't think I have an image that adequately expresses their uncomfortability. Just image a false, creeped out smile and their face hastily turning the other way. And hesitant, strained speech.
A deep fear enters her eyes.
"No."
Pretty sure this was their internal reaction
>I-I-I only see you as a big brother...
She went "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
She's my gf now.
>"Shit what do I say? Fuck it, I'll just tell him I'm a lesbian or some shit like that."
Every single time
Someone post the 555-comeonnow jpg. Cause thats me.
>grills won't be with me because they think I'm nice and creepy but mostly creepy
I never asked anybody out.
>I like you as a brother, anon
>>27486732
Is the shadow in that picture from your erect dick?
What picture represents them simply never hearing you?
>Always the funny one anon!
>"What are you? Some kind of rapist?"
>>27486732
everything is up to chance
so, was she actually disgusted by me?
>"um"
>begins to laugh
>her friends laugh
and that is why i am single
>>27486732
>when will you stop asking me out anon?
>you do it like once a week, it's annoying
>we're just friends, okay
This because I'm a tranny
>I have never maned up and asked a girl out
>i unironically complain about being a cirgin without having ever tried
Just kill me
>>27488654
Honestly?
Just lower your standards and settle for a meaningless shag.
It's what I did, and look at me.
I'm twenty four, clinically depressed and I still haven't ever had a girlfriend.
>>27488729
wait, I just realized that none of those points were positives.
Never mind.
thb hdsk m?
> are you a rapist anon?
A mixture of their reaction and how I feel afterwards
>you're a harmonal fag anon.
I'm not even kidding.
>"are you serious?"
>starts laughing
>D-don't worry she's just a little tsun.
>>27488654
>never asked a girl out
Same, I can't imagine it ever going well, not with a single girl I have known.
>>27486732
Why am I in this situation?
Even newfags know not to set themselves up for shame like like this.
>>27488518
Can't say for sure friendo.
Also rollan
cheating with a .gif
>>27490004
Show name?>>27490004
I wanna know
>>27488997
>I can be if you'd like
*Nervous laughter followed by silence*
>>27486732
every fucking time
>beat the robit
>>27486732
EVERY FUCKING TIME
E V E R Y F U C K I N G T I M E
>ask out grill with social anxiety
>Are you seriously hitting on me right now?
i lived this
"I'm so glad you finally asked me anon!"
>>27488518
>100%
sorry man
this shrek is not a swamp
>"I like you as a friend, Anon. I'm sorry.."
>>27488518
this comment is not origamiorigami is actually a really fun pastime, think i'll start a thread for it
>>27486732
"you? Ugh, no"
>"Sorry anon, you just don't have enough character"
"check your half white privilege, shitlord!"
>>27488654
How I feel about it is, my life is so devoid of anything to really offer a girl that I know by asking one out I would be inviting her to the same drudgery I live in. I don't really want to drag anyone down to my level.
So, until I have a life that is worth sharing with others, I will simply stay single/celibate.
"Hey, want to go to a movie with me on Friday?"
"Umm... Yeah. What time works?"
Feels good desu
Please see attached.
I'm too afraid of rejection to ever ask someone out. Besides, I know I'm a boring, ugly piece of shit and waste of human life. Why would anyone ever say yes? They wouldn't, of course they wouldn't. Why even try when you know you're going to fail?
>god, that's the seventh creep today
>>27488518
do grils think I look good
>she wanted to go out with me
>blew it hard
>because autism
>>27486732
what anime is this from?ajsdasdb234
>>27492864
Shimoneta senpai
>"i hope i won't hurt your masculinity, but how do you seriously see it working anon, it just won't work"
that was probably the best and most honest rejection i ever had, and still hit like a truck
>>27488751
Had the same thing going for me. Just about to turn 24 soon myself, and I've still got the depression. But despite the fact that I couldn't bring myself to accomplish anything besides paying the bills and mindlessly occupying myself with hobbies until I died, something out of my hands changed.
None of my relationships were real, I guess- only had 3, and two of those lasted for about a week while the final had her hop from me to an abusive fuck for months. Gave her an ultimatum, she chose him. Fucking awful.
My 7 year dry streak almost became 8, but out of the blue, my oneitis/online friend backed me into a corner. Pussied out on the answer, but vaguely alluded to my feelings, and next thing I knew, she'd approached ME for a relationship. No idea why- I've got a dead end job, no social skills, and I'm not particularly great looking. She's far younger, gorgeous, talented, can carry on a conversation like nobody else despite being a cyborg on the inside (she grew up on 4chan, from what she's told me. Would be a red flag, but I've got many myself). But she came to me anyway, and, well- it's given me a whole new drive, something to look forward to. A future.
Life is largely chance, from what I can tell- if you keep looking out, however, you'll find somebody.
>>27493013
Wow nice essay faggot
>>27493013
Nice story but there's no hope for someone like me.
>"R-Really? You and...me"?
[swooning intensifies]
>>27493103
Lol as if you fucking freak. Come down to florida and I'll snap your neck in real life
>>27486732
>start chatting with girl from /soc/
>she lives 2hours away
>talk with her for a few weeks
>I have to drive to her town for a work thing,
>suggest that we meet up
>No answer for four days
>'Sorry, I fell asleep'
>>27493170
Fuck outta here, saltine
You fuckin wit real ass goons
Watch yo crib get lit up
>>27488518
Will I get this job? I really need it bad.
>>27488518
should I trust what I saw?
>"what was your name again?"
>"have we ever talked before?"
welp
>tfw model-tier looks
>>27493263
Oh fuck, this was precisely what happened to me. She set right by me in class too.
>>27493498
I believed all the talk about the scary friend zone so I just went for it instead of speaking to her for the first time
never asked a girl out after that
>>27488518
should i keep up whit her?
Will her love me?
>im not gay anon-chan, that's gross
>hahaha im gonna tell everyone
If we're going down the Shimoneta route...
>>27493532
>I believed all the talk about the scary friend zone
Somewhat rightfully, since that's what would have happened if you allowed it.
They talk about judging actions, but only through the perspective of having already judged the man that does them.
>mfw when all this people are getting succefully rejected while I still gather courage to ask girl out..
>>27488518
Rolll yuogdonei
>>27488518
is life gonna get any better ?
hit me
>>27494590
Only if you're a chad.
K
>>27488518
should i end my fucking life right now
>build up courage for a whole semester
>finally introduce myself
>she barely looks at me
>"What are you doing at lunch break"?
>"I need to go somewhere"
>>27488729
>JUST get a meaningless shag, it's so easy!
Something like this I'm sure
Pic related
mute my shit up famalamalam
I had a dream that I stopped being beta and became the mist alpha chad ever by becoming masterchief, defeating the covenant and the flood, and when I came back to earth I confronted my oneitis that rejected me in HS and she was speechless and than we fucked
But than I woke up and was deve stated that it was all just a dream so I drank 4 bottles of jack Daniels in one setting a downed 6 oxycottin
My sister has to rush me to the ER
>>27488518
Will she say yes if I ask her out
Skippers original content comment of the years in history
>>27488518
Should I visit that whore tomorrow?
>>27488518
roll man, and yes she was disgusted
>>27486732
>"We'll talk about it later"
>>27488518
Will it work out?
Original Oregano
>>27488518
Is it my fault that people avoid me?
>>27488518
Would she like me if I asked her out?
>>27495825
But.... I'm skinny. Time to go full ana.
>>27488518
Will I ever meet someone I like?
>>27486732
>i dont even know you
or pic related as a reactionthey would just ignore me ;_;
>>27488518
Will I get good news on Thursday?
>>27488518
If I ask Natalie out in the next week will she say yes?
Accurate. They would probably call the police.
Best thing about being ugly.
>>27493287
My nigger.
>the so good looking I never have to ask girls out, they just buy me drinks and come to me
