You instantly have the ability to control minds
What do?
make all my professors pass me with As so I don't have to go to my classes.
>get money
>get free stuff
>get a cabin in the woods
>get 50 gfs
>do nothing but fuck them all the time and do whatever i want for the rest of my life
That's pretty much it.
Drive Chads to suicide en masse
>>27486260
make trump give me a small loan of 1 million dollars
>>27486260
I use it to hide away forever and ever.
Subtly MC gf to be less insecure.
MC her parents into being grand child crazy and accommodating for every aspect of me knocking her up over and over for years.I wouldn't need to use mindcontrol for the impregnation part.
I'd probably become a Darker Than Black tier contractor too.
Become a drifter doing anything and everything I can. Mind control would make everything free
>>27486270
>can literally control anyone on earth
>stay in school and sit in your room all day
kys
Mind control myself to feel happy.
I'd rally up as many people as possible to go on a murderous rampage on the general public.
And when the last of the mind controlled have been killed, I do it again.
make the entire collective sum of the human race think lewd thoughts about eggman
>>27486355
And again. Again, again and again!
>>27486307
Why would you make an acronym for mind control? if you typed that anywhere else, would anyone know what you were talking about? and why would you make it a stupid acronym and then type it out in your spoiler the next sentence?
oh, and mind control is two words.
>mfw your autism
>>27486426
Sorry videogames have ruined my brain.
> if you typed that anywhere else, would anyone know what you were talking about?
But this is a thread about mind control.
>>27486260
v
>>27486409
desu senpai
>>27486260
I make everyone on this board kill themselves
Become Yuri.
>>27486260
Control my own mind and make me do stuff.
Really I'd just use it for mischief. Nothing malicious, nothing world-saving. Just endless mischief.
It wouldn't be malicious to make people eat dog poo off the street, would it?
>>27486409
>Making eggman the Chaddest Chad who ever lived
>>27486292
YOUR SO FUNNY
>>27486471
If you don't consider the possible diseases that could entail, sure.
>>27486260
Begin my ascent to world power, preferably as a power behind the throne.
>>27486540
le puppet master trope
>>27486524
Then every stranger I pass is eating dogshit. We'll finally clean these disgusting british streets.
>>27486555
If you can literally control minds, why the hell not? Easy mode.
t. Wouldn't it even use those powers for meme magic, ensuring the rule of Rational Men of Intelligence, or other /r9k/ filth
>>27486567
i get the joke
I'd find the most richest, attractive Chad and have him impregnate me.
>>27486260
Figure out to teach people this ability.
>>27486260
Make different animal species fight each other to death.
Stick a donation box somewhere many people walk such as outside a train station. Give it a passive suggestion that causes people to put in spare coins (not small ones - 50p or bigger only). Do this in enough places that I can live off it.
>>27486260
Force governments to put ALL their focus into creating a Death Star.
Of course it'll take forever to build (and I mean forever), but hey.
>>27486816
Anon you just made me realize that if any of us had mind control we could become famous for convincing pandas to fuck.
On the other hand, pandas are stupid as shit they don't know how to fuck.
Fuck all the girls I want to fuck.
Once I have left like 100 different children to different women I'll start trying to use my powers for the better.
Either to tell treacherous EU politicians to kill themselves as a sneaky indirect assassin, or to become prime minister and secure a better future for Britain and Europe and other white countries.
I wouldn't be racist towards all non-White people; I like multiculturalism but block people and south Asian and middle eastern Muslims in particular need to behave better or else they would be deported.
>>27486260
>get money
>get a qt gf who loves me unconditionally
>make all mudslimes I see an hero
>>27486896
Seems a bit of a waste since you could literally walk into any house you like and stay there. The owners would take care of you as well
Make someone kill me.
>>27486260
Force all the world to work on immortality research. I already know how it would work, backup copies of d.n.a. and replacing d.n.a. every ten years, and then have them work towards creating interstellar travel. Then I'd have my own giant luxury shop and cruise the galaxy with my harem hand picked from the best genetic lines, both physically and mentally, and become god-emperor of the universe.
I would just ruin the lives of famous people.
Have the famous blacks come out as racists I know they are.
Have faggy black lives matter people go on tv and declare a race war.
Have the famous jews come out and say that they are a bunch of tribalism loving pieces of shit.
Have the mudslimes reveal their hatred of the west in a "yes all mudslimes" manner.
Man with Mind Control so many doors open up it's ridiculous, you can become a world-famous anything.
Make female celebrities himilate themself and then give them back their own mind.
>>27487161
*ship, not shop
Geez, its not like >>27487164
I'm not going to be a woman
>begin building a cult
>try get it to something like 500 members
>each member must donate $50/week, can be paid for by someone else, children under 13 free
>make some elaborate story about how I've helped them and their families and feed it to their brains
>make it so when I eventually start getting attention from the press that they'll respond with something like above, but if questioned further about it, they'll chuck some reply back similar to "It's too personal to tell someone who's going to tell the world"
>start swimming in money
>after getting bored of the cult life I'll start traveling
>thanks to mind control I'd always have a place to sleep, food to eat, clothes, literally anything I want wherever I want
>settle down in different places for a little bit before moving on
>experience every type of life style possible
>start fucking every semi-attractive women possible
>start fucking almost anyone who can have children
>make it so that in 500 years, 30% of the worlds population will be descendants of me
>just make random people fuck with each other when bored
>control governments early on to start dumping funds into increasing the human life expectancy
>live for a thousand years
>document my journey through life and before I die release my autobiography to the public
>>27487164
Expose people huh? Well as long as you don't become a disgusting blackmailer.
>>27487324
No i want everything out in the open. People will be confessing on tv.
>>27487347
Dude that's what I said, expose people for their lies and not hang it over people's heads like a guillotine.
I'd do two things
>Use the government anyone with mind controlling abilities into surgery to remove their abilities (including myself), execute if they don't cooperate
>World government, pretty much just like the Federation from Star Trek
These are literally the best options
Then I would go live in the forest to essentially become a wizard (think of a mix between Noonian Soong, Ira Graves, Dr.Zimmerman), focus all my efforts towards studying different subjects until I'm really old, then (if the technology exists) separate my brain from my body and store in a regenerative pod or anything that would guarantee immortality and travel through space and use a universe simulator to experience new lives over and over again, being the Nazi soldier, being the African shaman, being a transgender SJW, etc and I would block any memories I would have of this life.
>>27486260
>manipulate whoevers minds I have to inevitably end up pounding away at Miley Cyrus doggy style.
Force everyone to worship tsim fuckis like some sort of demigod.
travel the world getting anything I want for free and staying wherever I like.
Fuck so many women that a huge amount of the next generation will be my spawn.
pretty similar to >>27487296
>>27487164
Probably a bunch of this too.
I would do shit like cuck Kanye West, even though Kim K is disgusting.
I would mind control some massive cocked pornstar to fuck her in front of him. Just to see how he would melt down.
I would get world leaders to admit all the shady shit they get up to and be completely transparent with the population and watch an uprising start.
>>27487431
But if I was going to be dick about it
>Use the government anyone with mind controlling abilities into surgery to remove their abilities, execute if they don't cooperate
>Force Anita Sarkeesian to be my gf, and have her never shave
>Force doctors to give me a sex change, but just my genitals and a uterus transplant so I could have kids
>Anita and I would get impregnated by a bunch of chads
>Have everyone worship me, Anita and our children as gods
>Install SJWs in all parts of the new world order
Incest with my sister
Get my oneitis to love me. Don't know why people act like mind control would make it less, doesn't bother me.
After that get a shitload of money, set myself up so that i can live comfortably for the rest of my life and then do whatever the hell i want.
>>27486260
OPEN THE DOOR / GET ON THE FLOOR /EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
>kill all of /r9k/
>kill any other beta male
>Chad utopia
>>27486260
>Get money
>Find a cute virgin girl and mind control her to love me for the rest of my life.
>Mind control myself to love her for the rest of her life.
>Travel around the world with my soul mate.
How would it work?
Do I have to look at someone?
Do I have to look in their eyes?
Do I have to imagine them?
>>27486260
Kill self. What's the point of this mundane existence?
Have qt lolis suck me off
step 1. suicide
>>27486260
Start banging that hot British girl in my foreign policy class on a regular basis, then kill myself because of the guilt that comes from essentially enslaving and raping an innocent woman.
>>27490229
Reported to the FBI, famalam.Who am I kidding? I would be tempted to do the same, desu
>>27487590
>I would do shit like cuck Kanye West, even though Kim K is disgusting.
>I would mind control some massive cocked pornstar to fuck her in front of him. Just to see how he would melt down.
He probably wouldn't care, he's banging pic related on the regular. He's basically said that he married her for her money, and it's implied that she married him for marketing.
Track down some filthy rich person and tell them to give me a few million or so, live the rest of my life in peace
>all states that have yet to have their primary elections are now unanimously in support of Bernie Sanders
>Sanders wins the democratic nomination
>wins the general election by a landslide
Democracy.
>>27486260
id probably try to control minds
>>27486260
Make race war happen. Death squads hunting dindus and shitskins hnnnnnnng
Well, I'm already happily married, so I'd just mind control myself into a bunch of money so we didn't have to work.
Orgys and free video games.
>look into mirror
>mind control self into Chad
Probably nothing. It'd be immoral to force people to do what I want against their will. Maybe join the police as a hostage negotiator to help armed conflicts end peacefully.
Convince every British voter to leave the EU and eliminate the mudslime threat once and for all.
>>27490537
Why change yourself when you can stay the same but manipulate other people?
Got a laugh out of me though thanks for that.
>>27490576
>It'd be immoral to force people to do what I want against their will.
Even if it saves lives? What if you could mind control every ISIS fighter to grab the nearest firearm and shoot themselves in the head, after recording a video of themselves eating pork, drinking beer, and saying that Mohammad sucks and Jesus Christ is the son of God?
Red/black pill EVERYONE and watch the decline of society accelerate to a level that people won't be able to ignore any more.
get rich people to hook me up with connections/money, don't tell anybody shit, and be comfy
i don't have the ambition to start a cult, fuck with politics, or take over the world with it
also i'd feel too guilty about using it to get laidmake the occasional person trip and fall for laughs
Micro the fuck out of my lings
>>27490634
>not using the mind control to get laid and brainwashing yourself to not feel guilt
>>27490623
Why make them kill themselves when you can just peacefully end the conflict. By making everyone in Israel tear down their own wall and spread their cheeks?
>become hypnotist
>"How would you like your mind, famalam?"
>"Just fix my shit up."
>erase any mental illnesses, addictions, and sadness
>they pull an Office Space the next day at work
>acquire dosh willingly for helping people
>>27486307
>Darker than Black
based taste friendo
>>27486495
See how that wasn't filtered? It's because nobody has ever been stupid enough to say your incorrectly in that context before. Congrats, you're a fucking idiot
>>27490623
>saying that Mohammad sucks and Jesus Christ is the son of God
why do you worship a man who, if real, has clearly abandoned us
It's important to be careful and subtle. If you have the ability, who's to say you're the only one? Staying low-key is how it will work.
money
> control a ridiculously rich guy into hiring you as a "specialist consultant" for a ridiculous salary
power
>control tech operators, cia, nsa agents, etc, to create the most powerful surveillance and intelligence network to have existed, that only I can access
sex
>find any qt online, on dating sites or tumblr or youtube or 4chan, track her down using my information network, and add her to my harem
world peace
>using the information network, control terrorist wannabes and criminals to die in various ways
>>27486260
Drive Chads and Stacies to kill themselves.
Get my oneitis to be attracted to me.
>>27490711
That won't end the conflict, their goal is to take over the entire world.
Be hired as an "American policy consultant" by an Arab royal, make millions per year.
Quietly have wanted criminals and terrorists around the world get themselves caught and/or killed (I might go full Death Note and just have them very publicly commit suicide by the thousands later on though)
Only bang mid-level instagram and tumblr chicks, banging a celeb would attract too much attention
Influence world events and decision to keep civilized democratic countries (EU, CANZUK, US, Japan/SK) dominant and making sure that potential threats join the liberal international economic order (China) or implode (ISIS)
>>27491178
We have a similar way of thinking (I'm >>27491061 ).
Get money and spend it on GTA, then make my teachers pass me with A
>>27486426
It's a very common World of Warcraft Acronym. Not the guy your replying too but I knew what MC was as priest main.
>>27491257
Hey, would you look at that. I wonder if it would be possible to mind control another mind controller...
Fuck Mia khalifa
>>27490365
Fuck really?
That chick is literally my perfect girl.
>redhead
>slim
>petite
>pale
>little boobs
>qt freckled face
Thanks anon, saved in my 10/10 folder
>>27491289
You have literally any girl in the world available to you, and you go for a 6/10 chick with a bad boob job?
>>27491305
>Fuck really?
Yep. Her name is Kacy Hill, she was hired as a "singer/artist" by Kanye's record label about two years ago, after being a dancer on one of his tours. Since then, she's "made" one song.
>>27491281
I don't see why a mind controller couldn't be controlled like the rest. Hence the low-key. Then again, it very much depends on what kind of mind control we are talking about here.
Assuming that there are other mind controllers out there, it's even more important to keep low-key. Find out about other mind controllers and subtly control them, making them loyal to you. I'd largely let them continue doing their own thing, unaware that I can pull the strings when needed.
On an even more sophisticated level, if mind controllers can control others, convert a few to your cause and add "insurance". Make a few of the mind controllers under your control do periodic checkups of your mind and priorities to possibly undo stuff if you somehow end up controlled.
>>27491309
I'd still fuck Mia Khalifa cuz she's fine. Then I'd fuck all the bad bitches at my school, then flex that I fucked the girl with the fattest ass
>>27491289
>Fuck Mia khalifa
Let me remind you that you have mind control and can fuck anyone on the planet.
She's.... ok. I suppose. Her tits look fucking terrible though. 6-7/10 at best.
Fuck your way through the 10's and 9's and work your way down pal.
>>27486260
Get gf (and some moneyz) ;_;
Tell all world leaders to genocide Arabs and Poo in Loos
>>27486260
I'd get every businessman and government official (basically anyone with an authoritative job) to commit suicide so we can live in a free libretarian society. I'd get the creationists, non-diest theologists, and people with double-digit IQs to do the same, that way we live in a world of pure scientific advancement.
Once the robots are capable of producing our food, water, and shelter, I'd establish a communist world government and begin the era of interplanetary expansion.
Oh yeah, and I'd also have lots of free sex along the way :^)
>>27486260
Make people give me $100k. Get laid. Give myself an IQ of 200. Make stupid people smarter
>overthrow all goverments
>rule world benevolently
>world georgism
>only only control minds enough to institute geolibertarian world state
>>27491502
kys asap
>>27486260
>force all interesting people who I'm envious of to explain how they think and what causes them to behave the way they do
>>27491289
... But y tho?
She looks like a generic British office manager (despite being American)
I'd get everyone but the nearest and dearest to forget everything about me. Go travelling, get on TV, perform down the pub, anything I want. All with the comfort of knowing if I screw up or embarrass myself, everyone just forgets it ever happened.
>>27492253
>you're now aware that Mia Khalifa was a manager before she entered porn
>>27492472
that's hot af. I wish my manager did porn
>convince lottery winner than i deserve their entire winnings
>literally never use my powers again
>live in peace until i die
>>27491804
looks like I triggered some cucks
>>27486319
good message
>>27490229
>>27490370
These two and live the rest of my life as a rich depraved recluse.
Human Holocaust and extinction
>>27486260
Turn everyone i meet into hardline original nazis, over time england would become a better place.
Also probably abuse it and sleep with women occasionally, but i would not waste the power
I'll give you a hint... It takes place at a high school.................
>:)
>>27486319
Yeah. Me too.
I'd brainwash myself to be normal, and stop feeling pain at the world's intellectual bankruptcy
>>27486260
make places break out in musical numbers as if life were a musical.
I control minds, duh.
>make everyone love each other (not in a romantic, but more in a humanistic way)
>make everyone strive for world peace
>make everyone happy
>make everyone monogamic and not have crazy standards, so that all people would find a partner, even robots
>make everyone intelligent
>make everyone work hard (but only for five or six hours a day, the rest would be spent as you want to) to make humanity progress
If only
>>27495180
pfft, optimists..
Id probably fuck up while having some mind controlled slut sucking my dick.
im too afraid id think like 'bite off my dick' out of the blue as humour but then it would actually happen. Or thinking 'just fucking kill me please' when not actually wanting to be killed.
>>27495654
I'd just turn you into an even bigger optimistic m8 tbqh bh senpai
>>27486260
Live my life. Imagine having absolute freedom? Sex becomes irrelevant.
Bring back fox hunting and have people I don't like dress up as foxes and get chased by bloodthirsty aristocrats, people I don't like being women
>>27486260
Finally will be able to kill myself
Make myself the owner of a nice home and live the rest of my life in peace completely tax free.
