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Why don't lesbots do robots a favor and take their virginity?
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Why don't lesbots do robots a favor and take their virginity? It'd be like a fag fucking his horny friend or something. Entirely meaningless. Technically not even considered sex.
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>>27485040
jesus christ, fat girls are so disgusting
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>>27485040
>What women do to lose their virginity.
I don't know anon, it's a hard question sorry.

I will see if I can think of a yuri fanfiction to write it off for you so you can enjoy later.
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>>27485040
liz is that you? very original comment pls no ban
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>>27485040
Why don't you have sex with your gay friends?
It's just a bro thing
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>>27485093
Yes it's me, who's asking ?
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>>27485531
oh nice it's your ex-boyfriend hi there.
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>lesbots

They're rapist shitposters that just spark infights. They hate all men, even if you were a Chad they'd want to fuck your life up. Chads are nothing to a lesbian when the lesbian can just tell Chad she'll let him watch her fuck his girlfriend.

That's how we get failed normies.
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There's not enough of them are there's not an even distribution of them across the robot world.

Also, is it ever meaningless?
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>>27485040
>trying to manipulate people into giving you sex
Just go fuck your gay twink friend you idiot.
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>>27485040
g-ddamn those are some nice fuvking tits
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>>27485682
is this really ex-bf?
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>>27485040
A lesbian actually took my virginity
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>>27486093
I want to set them swinging. Knock one on the other and watch them go back and forth like a pic related.
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>>27486427
I want to drink almond milk out of them
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>>27485040
>>27485078

>those tits
>fat
>disgusting

Spotted the cock juggling faggot
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>>27485078
Found the flaming homosexual. Go make a trap thread

>>>/lgbt/
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>>27487470
>>27487412
the fact that you'd put your dick between those sacks of fat just because you're a bunch of virgins who only see women in pictures doesn't make her less fat
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>>27487497
>he doesnt like titty meat
Just fuck a little boy, fag
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>>27487497
nule test faggot. go back to your trap thread
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>>27485040
>red lipstick and fat tiddies
all my hnngg
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>>27487497
Big titties are great. Playing with a big pair of breasts can keep you occupied and entertained for hours on end.
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>>27487497
>breastlet detected
lol back to facebook, roastie
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>>27485040
>Why don't lesbots do robots a favor and take their virginity?
I don't want to fuck a ruined, man hating degenerate slut
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>fags are usually cool with women, sometimes even preferring to hang out with them
>most lezbos hate men with such intensity that you can actually feel it when around them
What the fuck is up with that?
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>>27485087
Just let me have enjoy sex with you, anon.
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>>27488312
every lesbian I've ever met has been extremely nice to me anon, I even dated one

I think it might be a regional thing, I expect lesbians in new york to hate men while lesbians here in california are usually chill
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>>27488752
>every lesbian I've ever met has been extremely nice to me anon, I even dated one
>I even dated one
Wut?
You're right though, I am in New York.
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>>27489147
>wut?
she'd never dated a guy before and basically said to herself, "well if I'm ever going to date a guy it should be him because he likes the same things as I do and looks perfect"

needless to say it didn't work out because she really was a lesbian and the thought of dicks turned her off despite considering me attractive
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Why are women such uncharitable cunts?
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>>27485040
i like helping people as much as i can but i am a timid virgin lesbian and dicks are terrifying
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>>27489256
but my dick is friendly i swear
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>>27489256
Don't knock it til you've tried it, baby
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>>27489256
I can lick your pussy while wearing a dress. Is that enough?
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>>27489256
Transbian detected
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>>27489279
does it open doors for people? does it help old ladies cross the street?
>>27489308
don't call me baby, baby!
>>27489317
pls no
>>27489338
o-okay
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>>27489462
my dick can't do shit like that

it's friendly like a kitten
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>>27489462
>pls no
Why not? I'm passable, you won't even notice I have a dick.
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>>27489462
sorry for calling you baby... I don't know what I was thinking. please forgive me and have sex with me
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