>honks horn repeatedly
>MOVE IT, ASSHOLES! I CAN'T BE LATE FOR WORK! I HAVE TO LEAVE A LEGACY BEHIND BY CONTRIBUTING TO SOCIETY AND MAKING MY PARENTS PROUD OF ME!!! MOVE!
im driving normally you fucking prick
>>27484799
>tfw you and another vehicle block a normie from attempting to pass you
>tfw they get so mad they start flashing their highbeams and honking
Does anybody else try to purposefully inconvenience female drivers?
>HURRY THE FUCK UP PEOPLE! I NEED TO GET TO THE STORE IN TIME BEFORE IT CLOSES FOR MY WIFE AND HER SON!
Who here /road rage/?
>guy flips me off at a stoplight
>follow him to the store
>start beating the shit out of him when he gets out of his car
>asks me to have mercy>give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
*muttering*
>>27484932
I flashed my piece at some guy behind me who flipped me off once for no reason. It was scary as fuck realizing how pissed off I can get when I drive...
I try to keep calm now
http://youtu.be/mZAZ_xu0DCg
Posting for relevancy.
>>27484932
i wasn't ready for that
high quality keks was endured
I like to fuck with wagies on the road all the time
>always go 5-10 mph slower than the limit
>15-20 slower on freeways
>speed up and outpace the wagies rustbucket with my superior acceleration if they try to pass me
I swear one time a wagies was in literal tears behind me at a red light. A red light I stopped for the absolute instant it turned yellow.
I love hearing carhorns, I can just imagine the mad wagecuck.
>>27485125
i love doing this as a pedestrian
>car signals to let me cross
>walk slowly
>press every pedestrian crossing button as I walk past, even if I'm not going to cross there
>YOU FUCKING SCRATCHED MY CAR??!???!!?!
>I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE FUCKING DAMAGED MY ONLY REASON FOR LIVING I LITERALLY VALUE THIS MASS-PRODUCED PIECE OF MACHINERY MORE THAN MY OWN LIFE AND SOMEBODY FUCKING S C R A T CH E D IT??????!!?!?!?!?
>>27485178
If you knew the value of money you'd be upset too
It's funny, because I drive 25 in a 40 zone. Saves me money on gas, AND I get to annoy normies.
>>27485156
>press every pedestrian crossing button as I walk past, even if I'm not going to cross there
Those buttons do nothing. They are placebos so people think they're in control and wait more patiently.
>>27485194
>I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY SCRATCHED MY PAINT
>NOW I HAVE TO SPEND MY ENTIRE PAYCHECK FOR THIS WEEK TO FIX THIS MINOR SCRATCH NOBODY WOULD NOTICE IF THEY WEREN'T LOOKING FOR IT
>IF I DON'T DO THIS HOW WILL MY WIFE'S SON RESPECT ME????!!!!!?????
>>27485199
some lights never turn unless you want to cross in my city, but for the most part you're right
it's still nice to cross before the light turns, and then see a car have to wait at the empty crossing
>>27484835
I did this yesterday, and I do it whenever I can. They always seem to think that their female attributes follow them into their cars and that they'll be allowed to go first and be given way to.
Fucking roasties.
