>be god
>randomly come into existence one day (or exist before time)
>decide to create everything because why the fuck not
>2 humans did something bad so sacrifice my son and punish all of humanity
>make every possible vice extremely addicting and make sure humans by nature will want to do it
>if they do I will punish them for all eternity
>create entire civilisations that were in the wrong place or time to hear about Christianity and basically send them to hell
>all of this I do knowingly
>but I love you
How do people even believe this shit?
>>27484552
Because some people aren't children and understand human nature better than some fedora tipping manchild.
>>27484552
*tips hat*
Origenol comment
>not revering nature and the all encompassing void
>>27485006
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little meme post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" fedora guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuck up, she's probably so sick of you already.
>implying you wouldn't get bored enough to do stupid shit just to see how fucked up things would get after aeons of perfection
>>27485042
Hail Sithis.
christians more like cringestians
>>27485066
>there he goes!
>there he goes again folks!
>>27485115
That right there gave me a nice belly laugh anon. Nice.
>>27485191
MAGA
Original comment
In terms of living a nice life, you are at no loss believing there is a God and following a religion
>God is the Tao
plebs who think god is a person lmao
>>27485607
Yes there is
Fapping to degenerate porn would be a nono
I wouldn't want to live that life
>>27485607
A lot of people live in fear and anxiety due to religion and the coming punishment.
I legitimately don't understand how or why people believe in Christianity. The amount of straw grasping, mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance required to justify their beliefs should be a gigantic red flag.
>>27484970
>>27485006
>allow the world to go to shit and all your "children" to suffer even if they were perfect and lived the least sinful and droit life
>gods plan :^) you're a manchild if you don't believe in this righteous slaughter
Problem of evil. If there is a God he is no good, kind or merciful one. The bible was a mastermind artcraft produced by a very intelligent human and is why it is still read today.
God is pretty much the final boss of humanity if he's real
He's been oppressing humans with no free will, no fun if you follow him, no knowlege if he had his way, a crowded utopia where you're watched over 24/7 and feel no pain so it gets boring but you can't even kill yourself, killing millions of people just because he felt like it, and killing his own son
Lucifer just helped humans break out of the chains from god
>>27484970
>>27485006
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>>27485820
>r9k
>responding to /b/ tier b8
wow
just fucking wow
>>27485835
>responds to my expertly crafted meta-bait
Typical roach.
>>27484552
It's to challenge your faith, bro. You have to power through it and prove yourself worthy of gods love.
You gotta prove yourself worthy of being forced into existence and then forced to abide by laws that you have to rely on your fellow man to tell you.
People believe it because they were raised on it. The bible is contradictory because the old testament is a spiteful, vengeful god and the new testament is a kindly, loving, benevolent god. Except the old testament god actually did shit while the new testament god just made it take a little bit longer than normal for his saints to die.
The whole thing is a clusterfuck.
>>27485857
whos even baiting who anymore in this thread
are there infinite levels of bait
am i baiting you without even knowing?
(this post is bait just to let you know)
>be human
>have to imagine the core of the vast all encompassing extents of reality as a person because mind=blown.
>get sage advice that life is for living.
>get sage advice not to miss the point of living
The Hebrew root for the word sin, means to miss. i.e. miss the point.
>mistake advice that actions leading to miss the point are evil.
>other humans see this and use guilt to control me. call it religion.
downward spiral.
>god/reality/the tao manifests as a person to tell me that i'm missing the point in thinking sin is an action, that I need grace to see the point.
>miss the point and start huge new guilt ridden religion after killing him.
>tfw
>>27485932
comment et originaeum
>>27485878
We're all master baiters here.
hue hue hue hue
>>27485966
you call that meta
>>27484552
Read the bible before you pretend you know anything..
>randomly come into existence one day (or exist before time)
Exists before time, since time is part of his creation.
>2 humans did something bad so sacrifice my son
more like 2 humans decided that they wanted to be Gods instead of me and partook of something that I had forbidden them since it meant that they would naturally die and forfeit their inheritance to Satan.
So I sacrificed my son to reclaim their lives from Satan.
> ...and punish all of humanity
For God did not send the Son into the world to judge the world, but that the world might be saved through Him. (John 3:17)
Read the bible.
>make every possible vice extremely addicting
This is Satans doing and this is because of the fallen nature. Has nothing to do with God doing it.
>and make sure humans by nature will want to do it
Actually he created Adam and Eve perfect, the fall is what made their nature inclined to do it.
>if they do I will punish them for all eternity.
More like, if they do, they will go to Sheol (which is under satans control) and Sheol is one day going to be consumed in the lake of fire, from which nothing survives.
>create entire civilisations that were in the wrong place or time to hear about Christianity and basically send them to hell.
This isn't what Christianity teaches, it's pretty clear that you have no Idea what you're talking about.
>what is revealed theology
>what is natural theology
>what is special revelation
>what is general revelation
>what is invincible Ignorance
>what is the noahide law
Also Jesus says: "From everyone who has been given much, much will be required; and to whom they entrusted much, of him they will ask all the more." (Luke 12:48). Clearly indicating that people are held accountable based on knowledge.
>all of this I do knowingly
>but I love you
>How do people even believe this shit?
By reading the bible, you know, the book you didn't bother to read.
