OFFICIAL CHAD PRACTISE THREAD
In here we discuss tips & tricks for robots to become a Chad.
Pic is OC, i just made it
You are born a chad, you dumb fuck.
>>27483980
>get lats
>become chad
Huh, who'd have thought it was that easy.
>>27483989
No you honestly arent you fucking retard.
Anyone can look like a Chad in terms of dressing and haircut within a simple afternoon. However it does take a few months to get a body shape like a Chad.
Your autism is something you cant change though. but you can learn to fake it untill you make it.
>>27484000
its basicly this easy
>>27483980
How does chad get himself to parties? I'll be working out those other elements, but none of them can be validated by some quick sex if you can't smuggle yourself into a party. Unless you consider that you can go to any bar and meet single girls there?
>>27484012
>No you honestly arent you fucking retard
Yes you are retard.
>>27484013
Thanks for your reply I will try to explain it very clearly.
Once you actually dress and look like a Chad in terms of fashion, then all you got to do is become a Chad in terms of your body. By going to the gym and running.
If you combine dressing like a chad and having the body of a Chad, luck will come automaticly to you. Not in terms of being invited to every highschool party, but you can get yourself into parties using Tinder and what not. We live in good times.
This is hard to believe, but trust me.
>>27484020
No you arent fucking retard.
You just keep telling yourself that. Or post a fucking picture of how you look and dress this week. I'm pretty sure your clothing and hair and body is still fucking non-Chad and you are too lazy to change it and thats why you blame it something that simple as: hurr durr wasnt born like that
you arent even trying probably
>>27484030
Chad also has a 8-9/10 face, you dumb fuck.
>>27484037
Yes you are, now go away sperg.
>>27484040
and you can get a good face by getting into fucking shape and changing and grooming your fucking haircut and beard
>>27484053
keep believing that kiddo
change nothing about yourself and keep blaming it on easy shit
>>27484040
>probably is fat and out of shape thus having a fat face
>having poor health thus having skin problems
>eating like a fucking child instead of healthy and has a fat ugly skin face full of acne and shit
>hurr durrrr chads have a good face so i cant be a chad
>>27484030
Thanks for your reply I will try to reply to it very clearly.
Are you quite sure that the body becomes something to regulate your interactions with others that much? Not many girls will even know that you work out unless you're there to brag about it, and girls have been show to be equally torn between buff guys and beer-belly guys, because apparently "being a little chubby betrays that you don't give a fuck and are confident about yourself xD". But still, I run, because health and shit. But to be perpetually striving for a better body seems silly unless you're down south and are shirtless half your waking hours.
And about getting parties through tinder? How? "Oy girl I'd really like to fuck ypu about and hope that you'll later try to get me back into your life by inviting me to this party?".
Also, may I have your private info please, that you may judge if could be Chad or not with my facial aesthetics.
>>27483980
>new balance plus jeans
That's autism outfit not chad outfit
Oh look it's another faggot op the flamboyant queer straight from Tumblr, who came here thinking we haven't already tried the bullshit he is spewing and believes he is some sort of Jesus Christ sent on a mission.
What a fuckwit.
>>27483980
How are you going to become a Chad if you've got the majority of his outfit wrong?
>>27484101
you can easily tell if someone works out
you can see it at his face, posture, confidence, energy, you sense someone is strong and confident
im not talking about bodybuilding tier, im just talking about running 3 times a week (15mins a day so 45mins total) and going to the gym 3 times a week (1 hour per day so 3 hours a week)
as for tinder if you fuck a girl and she starts to like you she wants to show you off to her friends at parties etc
i personally dont give a fuck about parties anymore
no cant do about private info. but what is it with yoyur facial aestetics you are not happy with? could you define?
>>27484116
i honestly dont see how people can tell the difference betwen jeans but these were meant to be normal blue jeans
wat ta fuck man are you all gay or something? just fucking buy blue jeans and not fucking fedora pants
>>27484130
>blue jeans and white shirt and sneakers is wrong outfit
ok faggot keep wearing fucking fedora-tier clothing then
>>27484141
I mean specifically wearing that type of shoe while wearing jeans
>>27484153
sneakers under jeans isnt allowed? what kind of retarded opinion is that?
>>27484141
dude how the fuck can't you tell that the cut of those jeans is completely fucked cmon
>>27483980
My advice to become robot to Chad. Firstly ask yourself what you want to achieve? Do you want to be the most alpha guy within a 3 km radius or just have a small group of friends to hit the pub with.
For both all you need is to hit the gym, change your clothes to suit you, stay clean and most importantly talk to everyone. Make sure they know you or know of you. And slowly figure out which group you want to hang out with and do it. But most importantly talk!
>>27484170
dont be so fucking autistic, you know damn sure it isnt about that particular jeans, its about jeans in general instead of fucking fedora pants
Those jeans = autism jeans.
Also, why New Balance? Is this b8?
>>27484180
how about just becoming a chad for yourself and some people?
im still a robot inside, i dont want everyone to know me
>>27484141
Meh, apparently I know some people that work out and they litterally had to tell me about for me to "notice it" (I still don't see it). Unless you're hinting that girls have a sixth sense for deciphering who and who works out, I'd call bullshit.
And I'm fine with my face, for the most part.
There is that issue that I have a pretty shameless roman nose shape, and a recessive jaw to add on to that. I was thinking of greying up my hair though to look like Ben Affleck. Bit shy about posting myself though.
>>27484181
Oversized, baggy 90s acid wash? Sounds like autism to me.
>>27484192
what the fuck is new balance?
>>27484141
>all this bullshit about working out makes you LE strong and confident AND le Women magician
Stop this meme you gigantic faggot which i doubt YOU even work out, i work out and lift weights, eat right, and try to gain that mass but my life is still the same regardless of my attire or that i can OHP 57kg. If anything i feel the same, the only difference i feel is when i work out and that is when i feel good.
You're autistic as fuck, lifting wont make your problems crawl away.
>>27484202
>google blue jeans
>first pic comes up
>everybody thinks you n eed to literally 100% copy and paste the certain outfit
>implying it isnt just about blue jeans, white shirt and sneakers
>the brand model make doesnt fucking matter
>everybody thinks they need to copy 100% the exact same thing
holy shit you guys are worse off than I thought
that image was a fucking example of the type of clothing you n eed to look for.
>>27484193
Then work out, stay clean and get good at a hobby or have hobbies to do. Regardless you will be socialising with other people
>>27484203
It's the shoe brand you egg nog
>>27484000
fucking this, girls love wide backs/shoulders
>tfw some girls were molesting my back and hugging me from behind
>tfw too autistic to make a move
>>27484206
>You're autistic as fuck, lifting wont make your problems crawl away.
>He thinks lifting will fix his problems
i think you are autistic m8
>>27484223
never heard of it, i just googled 'sneakers'
people are way too autistic in this thread, they think they need to copy 100% what I just posted, it was just an example of blue jeans, white shirt and sneakers, maybe its best to change the pics with text lol
>>27484030
>By going to the gym and running.
>and running
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN
>>27484239
wtf is a gains goblin?
>>27484235
>you can easily tell if someone works out
>you can see it at his face, posture, confidence, energy, you sense someone is strong and confident
>im not talking about bodybuilding tier, im just talking about running 3 times a week (15mins a day so 45mins total) and going to the gym 3 times a week (1 hour per day so 3 hours a week)
You are litrelly holding up lifting and working out and some sort of gift to normal mode, please kill yourself. Also let all us robots see what you look like and your body. Let us see if you even take your own advice.
gonna post some actually nice outfits for you tists
>>27484218
You got it wrong bb, when it comes to jeans, the cut is EVERYTHING. Denim encompasses a vast spectrum and is used by bots and chads alike. You can't just conflate blue jeans with Chad-tier clothing. Jeans can be autistic AS FUCK when done wrongly. What you're looking for is a slim fit, darker uniform wash without the autistic acid stains.
>>27484246
>You are litrelly holding up lifting and working out and some sort of gift to normal mode, please kill yourself.
BECAUSE IT IS
ANYONE WHO CHANGED HIS LIFE BY DOING THIS KNOWS THIS
keep making excuses to not move your fat ass fucking retard lmao im not helping you anymore
Manlets under 5'10 no need to apply
>>27484262
Hey, let all us robots see what you look like and your body. Let us see if you even take your own advice. I want to see what kind of tard gives this copy-pasted out-dated advice on r9k.
>>27484259
I dont even know what a fucking cut is nigga
blue jeans is fucking blue jeans, what are you? gay or something?
the pic was representing blue fucking jeans, the things you should wear instead of fucking feodra pants
>>27484267
>post your body
YOU ARE STILL MISSING THE FUCKING POINT LMAO
>>27484257
That outfit looks pretty homo. Vans are shit-tier shoes in my humble opinion. The wider neckline on the T looks pretty shitty. Those pants however, are undoubtably the worst part of the outfit.
>>27484274
>>YOU ARE STILL MISSING THE FUCKING POINT LMAO
Hey look at that robots, yet AGAIN the op completely ignores what i said about him showing himself and his body.
>>27484274
Well the pic you chose was basically as autistic as fedora pants.
Sorry guys enough Chad Practise for today, too many faggots that keep coming up with excuses, i dont got the time to reply to real people who need help
I'll tr aagin tomorrow
>>27484279
>keeps wanting to see my body
because you are missing the point. Nowhere I said I was a bodybuilder. Its not about my fucking body you goddamn retard.
What are you even gonna do? As I post my body you are gonna say OMG YOU ARENT EVEN BIG ENOUGH? or some shit? Is that what you are aiming for?
The reason I tell people to lift is so they get stronger, confident and feel better about themselves and become more healthy.
Stop th inking this is somehow about my body you goddamn retard, jesus christ
>>27484287
Yet again, the OP completely ignores what i said yet still cannot provide proof he even looks good, dresses well, or even works out.
>>27484192
Yes gr8 b80 m80
New balance is how Pol Pot would spot autism in 2016
>>27484278
>Vans are shit-tier shoes
bad opinion
>The wider neckline on the T looks pretty shitty
It's an undershirt, you won't see the neckline
>Those pants
I'd just get them in a slimmer cut
>>27484300
>Yet again, this guy keeps wanting to make it about me
10/10
>>27484161
literally one of the most basic fashion rules
>>27484287
You're right.
Even if you write like a pretentious faggot, lifting gives a confidence boost that actually improves your lifestyle.
>>27484309
No no he didnt post his body that means his advice about living a healthy lifestyle doesnt have any valueee!!! >le pepe image
>>27484306
It;'s funny to know, you are most likely fat, short, and hideous as fuck yourself hence why you cannot provide any proof of you worki9ng out or following even your own advice.
You must be a nigger.
>>27484313
Very cute, you can quickly reply to other people, but still afraid of posting your self.
;)
>>27484305
Now THAT is a good outfit
>>27484313
why would anyone take advice from a queer that doesn't even take his own advice and looks like shit himself?
Makes no sense.
>>27484317
>Doctor says take these medicine so your life becomes better
>HURR DURR POST pROOF THAT YOU TAKE THESE EXACT MEDICINE
also I work out, if you dont wana believe me i honestly do not give a fuck
but just to make you shut up: you are right, im fat, 5'9 and havent worked out a day in my life
also im ugly
are you happy? please post a pepe meme according to how you are feeling right now
;)
>>27484330
>if a fat guy tells you to work out that means working out is bad for you and bad advice
i fail to see the logic
Come on guys answer this fat and ugly OP that has never seen the inside of a gym
>>27484341
Hey, yet again you cannot proof you aren't fat, hideous, or dress like shit yourself. I think your thread is complete bullshit. Fuck off tubby, i bet you get panic attacks when you set foot inside a fucking gym.
>>27484379
>yet again you dont post a pic of yourself!!!!
>>27484400
You backpedal as much as a women. Tubby. Your thread is p.u.r.e trash.
>>27484412
You know if I was pretending I could've easily stolen a pic somewhere, editited slightly so you cant reverse image search it and post it, but I still do not even go through all this trouble, because what you are saying and asking for is completely irrelevant to wether or not you should work out or not.
Even if I was
- A bodybuilder
- In shape
- Fat as fucking fuck
- Pretending to be someone I wasnt
So im honestly confused what you are getting at here or why it would matter.
Why does my advice make you so mad? Why do you keep asking me for a pic of myself and why do you keep trying to make it about me?
but yes man, i am very fat im a tubby lol
you got me
>>27484436
Please remove yourself at once, people like you are the worst when you give advice when your life is just as shit and you are just as fat and ugly..
>>27484436
Dude just don't try.
The guys here complain about how shit their life is but they don't do anything to change it.
Dont try to help them
>>27484456
Haha omg you keep repeating yourself.
Tell me why this makes you so mad? Im honestly interested.
Lets say I was fucking fat as fuck, why would my advice to work out then somehow lose all its value?
Working out is fucking common sense.
Why does this make you so mad? Tell me, im begging you.
Is it that you are so fucking scared of the gym or hate your advice so fucking much you try to trash talk people who actually work out? Is that it? Is it that you have such a fucking bad image of yourself and feel so hopeless that you try to derail this thread so hard?
>>27484465
I want to help the people that need help but these people really derail it a bit so i am guessing the thread is doomed
>>27483989
this, Op is a retard
>>27484480
unless you are honestly born a midget or am missing an arm or something, all it takes is be able to pass for average
>>27484476
>le just workout meme
telling an ugly manlet to "just workout" is useless advice
>>27484476
please remove yourself at once if you aren't going to provide proof you look good, dress well, or even work out.
This is only embarrassing for you.
>>27484489
No its not, everyone benefits from working out
Unless you have medical issues or what not
>>27484482
women don't want average, they want above average. the face and body you posted in your stupid ITT are above average you fucking idiot
>>27484225
If you had girls literally hanging off you and did nothing about it then you deserve to be a robot. You only have yourself to blame.
>>27484496
There's a threshold between being a chad that working out alone can't help you cross, you need good genes. You normies are pathetic
>>27484495
Its emberassing that you dont wanna take common sense unless someone posts their picture
you get so mad at this common sense advice that posting a picture of me would only result in more personal insults and im honestly not trusting a faggot like you from 4chan with that so suck a dick
but you still havent answered my why posting a picture of me would change any information i have said, so p
>>27484513
Just admit you dont workout and you're ugly, bro.
>>27484523
I already did for you, multiple times
My question still stands, why would the advice to not work out suddenly lose its value?
please tell me as im about to watch a serie soon
>>27484539
>I already did for you, multiple times
I find it stupid that you're ugly as fuck, in the same spot as us, and you don't even workout but you're shilling the
>Work out bro
>It will change ur whole lyf truyst me u'll be so fucking confident
>>27483980
ffs chad is the enemy, kill yourself fake robot cunt
>>27484502
Yeah I guess, we were on a public place so wtf am I supposed to do
>>27484549
But working out is common sense and makes you feel better. And in my life it has done a lot of good for me. It is scientificly proven that it makes you mentally and physicly more healthy and happy. But yet you somehow are so fucking scared of it you do anything to throw away these simple facts?
It doesnt matter if the poster of the advice is indeed working out or not. It is a fucking fact that you should do it.
So people who have cancer couldn't tell other people to not get cancer?
You are so scared of working out and are panicking so hard its almost scary
Anyway i go watch better call sall newest episode
i am maybe back if the threrad is still alive soon
>>27484577
Please remove yourself bro, You disgust me. And you argue like a roastie.
>>27483980
Do you really think chads dress this way? Holy schmeckles, you really have no fashion sense at all, do you?
Without height, a big dick, good facial aesthetics AND a high IQ society will destroy you it's pointless to resist.
>>27483980
>Chad
>new balance
OP are you so autistic that you actually think Chads use those.
>>27484598
oh and I forgot social status and le confidence XD
>>27483980
New Balance is the geek shoe to be worn with their cargo shorts.
>>27483980
If you live on the coast literally all you have to do (assuming you're not ultra autismo) is start surfing.
- gives you ottermode body with strong back
- eases you into social interaction (easy thing to bond over)
- 'cool' hobby/passion
- meet 'cool' people who can integrate you into their social circles
- girls love surfers
You need $700 - 1000 to get started but surfboards and wetsuits last for years.
>>27483989
You aren't not born a chad it's your childhood from when you are developing your brain still and puberty and shit. But getting the right genes isn't bad either
>>27484601
>>27484621
dont look at the colors, its about the type of shoe
sneakers is what you should look for
>>27484577
>scientificly proven that it makes you mentally more healthy and happy
Marginally. For example, eating cake makes you happy for a few minutes but it doesnt solve world hunger and make you an all knowing god
