>Asks if I'm lonely
>Tell them "No"
>picked a booger in an empty refrigeration aisle at the grocery store
>can't get it off my finger so I wipe it off behind one of the handles to a freezer door
>>27483317
I have no shame in eating my own boogers, its harmless and an efficient way of disposing of it
>>27483304
>cashier asks me how I'm donig
>I say good
>>27483337
I do too sometimes, but this didn't feel like a tasty one
>>27483341
I usually either say 'yes' or 'glad its over' depending on if the cashier is a qt or is a guy/old crone
>Buying ciggs and beer/liquor
>"hello sir how are you"
>Good yourself?
Im not good and i dont care how they're doing
>therapist asks how I'm feeling
>tell her everything is just fine
>am actually severely depressed and have bad anxiety
>walking around petsmart
>Wagie asks if i need help finding anything
>No thanks just looking
>Am actually really lost and confused
lol dumbass
>>27483472
absolutely devilish, wagecucks btfo!
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>>27483472
h-heh, sure showed him
>>27483472
whoa, check out this mad man. you're going straight to hell
>deal with customer service over the phone
>asked to do a quick survey
>rate them perfect
>they were actually rude and unhelpful
>>27483304
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>>27483528
>If I just obviously pretend to pretend to be fine they will feel sorry for me and have sex with me
>>27483632
>implying a female would have sex with me
>>27483664
I mean
>implying I have enough self esteem to think a female would have sex with me
>>27483671
if you dont find yourself awesome, they wont think youre awesome too
so change yourself
if you cant like yourself how do you expect others can like you?
>>27483632
>(You)
th-thanks anon
>>27483632
Why would you ever think that, anon?
>>27483690
no pr0blemo m8
>>27483700
>>27483690
tfw got two (You)s
Thanks as well senpai
>>27483680
wat
That makes no sense.
I can think I'm the most awesome mother fucker on the planet doesn't mean anyone else will. Like I think I deserve a lot of money that sure hasn't brought in a fortune yet. Don't tell me I'm not believing hard enough on that one.
You know when a girl asks a loaded question like, does this make me look fat? Should they all expect that nobody is going to like them and not want to stick their dick in them? Come on get real.
>>27483722
>I can think I'm the most awesome mother fucker on the planet doesn't mean anyone else will.
How strange this sounds it actually does. Girls sense insecurity.
Fake it till you make it.
If you keep thinking you are awesome you will automaticly do awesome things so people will think you are even more awesome.
Robots are too self-aware and too critic about themselves
>>27483741
Who said I'm a robot.
I can tell you from personal experience people that you think you convinced are awesome are just talking trash behind your back.
>>27483770
>I can tell you from personal experience people that you think you convinced are awesome are just talking trash behind your back.
but i dont care
everybody is talking trash about everybody, its how the world works
did you honestly never trash talked to someone?
and define trash talk. everybody complains about other people, its normal, they usually do that when the other person isnt there
everybody does this
stop being so self-aware
>>27483799
>I like myself
Pretending isn't delusional.
>>27483837
but i do like myself, i laugh with myself alot and i plan all kinds of shit for myself like series afternoon and shit
and i buy good food and drinks for me because i like me and i like to give myself these nice things
>>27483304
>lie to family that I have friends
>>27483472
You think I didn't notice?
>>27483304
I'm going to laugh at this now
only to have this happen to myself and have to like to avoid them being creeped out so at least I'm not creepy and lonely
and right after I catch 22 myself I will think of this fucking meme and laugh about it because I will have very little else to laugh about
>>27485274
*have to lie to avoid them being creeped out
fucking fuck
>>27483304
This is so fookin Savage m8.
>>27483304
Mom: Anon are you gay??
Me: No
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