>you will never have your skull crushed and brain matter ejected by her muscular thighs
Why even live?
>>27483157
I'm definitely stronger than her, so I'll do it if you want. But keep in mind that I have a penis.
>>27483180
Your arms are stronger but your legs and head aren't
>>27483157
i didn't see the watermelon at first and was very disturbed
>>27483378
I thought she had a miscarriage
>>27483441
>she will never poop in your mouth
why even live
wow what a qt :3
>>27483454
>you will never smell her farts
>>27483454
>having to endure feces in your mouth
that's like every reason not to live
>>27483454
>>27483531
you both have a scat fetish, don't even deny it
>>27483543
i never did, i just said i want her poop in my mouth, how is that denying it you complete idiot?
>>27483157
What a waste of food. At least crush it over a plate or something.
>>27483365
No, I guarantee my entire body is stronger. I LITERALLY squat 2.5 times my body weight.
>>27483563
implying anyone would want to eat that. the fun part of eating water melon is that feeling when you bite of a chunk. that doesnt work when its fucking diarrhea now
>>27483580
That is pretty much normal. Even a fat guy can do this.
>>27483157
why do even females work out,i dont get it,looks horrible and your boobs transform into some mutant shit,im guessing edgy womyns?
>>27483557
i'm not implying you didn't deny it, dumbass. I'd expect as much from someone who wants excrement in his mouth
>>27483157
Stop making me want things k thnx bye
>>27483611
>why do women do anything
attention
>>27483604
>normal
You don't lift. Guaranteed. Or you're trolling.