Let's bring it right back down to the basics. Why aren't you getting laid /r9k/?
>>27482980
i have a hard time getting laid with just anyone, i want to know the girl (i want to love her, i want to marry her)
sex is sacred and if you dont treat it as such you will always be retarded and unfulfilled.
>>27482980
because no qtfembotgf to cuddle with
>>27483004
Where do you live
originalllldesu
>>27482980
Because I'm an autistic fuck, that can speak to girls normally just fine. But fumble when flirting and other romantic shit, because I was never shown much signs of affection from anyone except my parents. They were also overprotective.
>>27482980
I'm too busy, and have better things to do with my life. Sex can be fun, but I'd rather do something constructive that can have an impact on the world, than indulge in fleeting pleasure.
>>27483020
New Zealand.
I don't earn enough to support 2 people though so im not a desirable normie, just failed
>>27482980
women are overrated. I'll have sex with a woman I truly love, but honestly they're few and hard to come by. Any girl who is even slightly interesting already has a long-term boyfriend
I don't want to put in the effort if the sole endgame is just sex nor do I believe it should be "given" to me or that I'm entitled to it.
>>27483020
LA
[original comment]
I have aspergers and I don't like being around other people for too long or being touched by them would be the main issues
>>27482980
I'm ugly, poor and don't talk to girls. Or well, girls don't talk to me.
NEET that lives at home and also don't like pretending to be interested in a relationship.
I'd be mildly normie otherwise.
>>27483041
I live in New Zealand to, too many fucking stacies i'll never get any cunt FUCK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Know of any good escort websites?
>>27483022
>Can't talk to girls because your parents didn't flirt with you
>>27483124I assume you're in auckland, just walk down K road m8 you'll find some qt just UUUU for the right price
you can take my mancunt (:
I can't talk to girls. But I'll just say I want to wait for the perfect one.
Short, tiny penis, ugly, mentally ill, poor, socially incompetent, and basically just suck at life.
>>27482980
people think others are eager for sex because of sexual calamity. but that isnt true. if you have close to no sex you can easily live without it. if you have sex all the time your brain files sex as a legitimate activity, which you will have to do. its just like jerking off but but theres no reaso why you should be able to overcome long periods of abstinence since u will always have the possibility to touch yourself
>>27483124
Fuck off. If you live in Auckland there's literally no excuse to not pound some thirsty asian. Literally buy some streetwear looking fit and don't be too uggo.
Well I'd imagine the fact that I've never actually tried doesn't help.
>>27483173
>tfw not auckland
>tfw Far North
Too many fucking maoris aye, fucking dole bludgers.
On a side note, anyone else from NZ want to come visit? We can go to 90 mile beach and have fish n chipos or somethingpls be my friend im lonely
>>27483220
>Far North
rest in pieces familia
>>27483240
please anon, i need friends. everyone at work is 40+ and I'm 21 and too autistic to go to the pub
>>27483264
fly to auckland, buy an asian hooker, fly home
>>27483299
Here's a joke, Kerikeri to auckland is like $250 one way. I can drive to wellington and back for and buy maccas for brekkie lunch and dinner each way and still have change for a hooker in auckland for that
>>27482980
i do though jokes on you
>>27482980
I've never actually met anyone I'd be interested in fucking. Then again, I don't see the point of doing it for its own sake rather than as an essential part of a relationship - I've got sex toys for that.
>>27482980
Because I don't know where to meet available women
>all these kiwianons
Sheeeiiit.
And I'm a NEET that's failed at everything, which at my age no-one wants
>>27482980
Don't know howxto get to that point desu
>>27482980
I'm a fat college dropout with pelvis fat and back acne scars with acne. I ruin multiple chances I have with women because I have some pathetic hope I'll one day run into the love of my life who's a virgin that loves hentai.
women are whores and i dont want to give them money
Because women want alphas. Even the landwhales.
Theyre not willing to trade down, but men are, meaning there's too much competition.
21 year old middle school dropout.
It's too hard, honestly. Anything anybody says about talking to girls being about social skills is full of shit.
It's a skill like panhandling. It's all about game and sex is the only reward.
Because I don't get to choose and nobody chooses me.
because i dont brush m y teath
Because out side of a full time job and college I enjoy spending my time playing vidya, and watching anime. Also I just suck at talking to girls, and hate going to social situations if it doesn't involve any of my interests.
because I'm 5'4 manlet no girl wants that
>>27482993
Basically this
I've had girls come up to me in clubs and I've completely brushed them away, it would have felt like I was being fake if I acted interested. I imagined that there are guys romantically interested in these girls yet they're coming up to me for a quick fuck while ignoring those that care for them. Felt disgusted.
I sent her an email and she sent me her email what do I do now? Pretty nervous desu
>>27482980
Because short and chronic babyface
i dont to parties
i dont flirt and ask on a drink
i dont flirt and ask for number
im ugly
im stupid
im a 30 yo virgin
full time army fag don't know how to talk to normal people anymore let alone girls. spend time free time playing vidya and watching anime. tried socializing/ drinking with mates at pubs/clubs but just makes me depressed and angry at people. I think i forgot how to empathize with people because i just don't care anymore
>>27484112
I'm always afraid it's some woman who will meet with you and then she has a group of blokes to kick the shit out of you and rob you. Growing up in a rough neighbourhood did a number on me
>>27484348
same desu gonna pack a cheeky hidden knife if I get to the point where I meet up
>>27482980
I'm not getting laid because I realise that no woman could really be perfect and I'm not sure if I am responsible enough to take care of a woman with her own problems and emotions. Basically, I'm not seeking sex because I realise it would hurt me and the woman more than it would benefit me.
It boils down to never trying. I don't feel anyone would ever want me, especially with today's inflated female standards.
Fairly certain that feeling is justified:
>25
>balding
>overweight
>currently jobless
>can't hold a conversation for long
>no normie hobbies
Generally I can pass without setting off autist alarms, but it becomes painfully obvious if I have to talk to someone 1 on 1 for any length of time. I just clam up because I'm a boring person with nothing interesting to say.
Satisfy you OP?
>>27482980
i have a half inch baby penis that cannot penetrate when erect and have no sexual drive, people who feel the need to 'get laid' confuse the shit out of me
don't want
>STI's
>Accidentally get a woman pregnant
>Having to be pussywhipped when i'm not getting laid
The guys in my town that are my age are either ugly or gross in some way or if they aren't, they have a girlfriend or they are saving up money to move away. Guys that have jobs and social lifes are better than me, so at first I thought maybe I should date someone on my level. I would rather date someone better than me, though so in order to deserve them, I must become better. And to increase me odds of finding a better person I will go to a bigger city. I don't want to date just anyone but I think I might eventually meet someone i like. You're talking about fucking though and I don't know man I am just not a person looking for that aspect of life.
Pretty much every woman I've ever met is a stacey, for lack of a better word, and I don't know how to find gay guys that aren't mindless faggots.
I do admit I'm pretty hidden. I work 5 days a week and not meeting any girls there, my days off are spent sleeping in and resting/trying to get shit done. That being said I have a co worker around my age and he works just as much as me, yet he "found" a gf like nothing. "It just happened bro", shit like that never happens to me.....
>Have gf
>She's so petrified of getting pregnant she refuses sex
>Have had a cuddly tummy gf for over a year and can't sex
It's almost worse than being lonely
Because I'm not what females find attractive.
I'm average looking at best
5'6" in height
25 and still live with my parents
Poor as fuck so dating is fucked (even tho I'd actually have to get a "yes" from a girl if I asked her out which never happens when I do it)
Girls like me as a person but I don't trigger them enough for them to be attracted to me
I have absolutely no good looks, value or status for a woman to be attracted to
That is why I don't get laid and I'm fine with it. I don't hold anything against females for it. I've accepted my place as a virgin for life. Its nice once you come to terms with your reality.
>>27484047
are you me?
Also, we could easily end up being alone forever with this attitude because only those who has dick for brains are getting company.
But then again I refuse to be fake and going against my own nature.
>>27485863
oddly enough, I'm very much like you
>>27482980
Because the only 4 non-blood-relative girls I know are my one-and-only ex, her two best friends (who aren't particularly fussed about me) and my speech therapist.
Also, I don't go out.
And people generally don't choose to talk to me.
Because I'm sexually submissive.
>>27482980
because we're awkward as fuck especially to women
>>27482980
>Why aren't you getting laid /r9k/?
Because I was never taught how to get women to fuck me.
The only times it has happened to me, is when there's been when there's been alcohol in the picture and I could fake being something I'm not(i.e more confident, out-going etc), but this is because of liquid courage, and not who I really am.
I don't really understand where people get confidence from, but I think maybe I suffer from some kind of generalized anxiety disorder or something, because I get really nervous around women if I want to fuck them, and this obviously isn't attractive.
>>27486671
She's having sexual intercourse, just not with you.
>>27486884
She won't let me so much as hold her hand unless I wash them after a handjob, I promise you she's more sterile than soap covered in hand sanitizer
i'm a recluse and i don't know anybody
because i habitually get into long distance relationships because i need time to work on myself but i procastinate and get nowhere and end up telling her to fuck off due to my own insecurities
>>27486671
Just have sex with her, anon. Stroke them thighs, kiss that neck.
can't get laid because chads ruin the dating pool by leading 5-10 girls on at once, so I have to be the bottom feeder for booty.
>>27486862
>Because I was never taught how to get women to fuck me.
Who the fuck were you expecting to teach you? I believe normies just go through a trial and error process and if you start in middle/high school you're waaayyyy ahead of the game and get to overcome the awkward initial stages which is easier because both parties are typically awkward in those young years. If you're starting out in your 20's then you'll always be behind unless you'reGENETICALLY SUPERIOR
>>27487010
>Who the fuck were you expecting to teach you?
I mean, it probably would help if I had a father growing up, and not being raised by a schizophrenic mother.
>>27482980
becuase reason has no place in sex so why should I have one why I'm not?
>Anxiety (lack of confidence probably stems from this)
>Manlet
That's pretty much the two main killers
>Let's bring it right back down to the basics. Why aren't you getting laid /r9k/?
Kill yourself normal scum
>>27487049
>these excuses
you're the only one in control of your life, stop being a pussy and blaming others
>but muh mental scars
haha ok pal
I got laid a couple weeks ago so I'm good for the next 7 years or so
>>27487145
I'm not blaming anyone, but getting laid is a skill just like everything, and it's a skill I never learned to do, and it's too late to start at age 27.
>>27487049
I'm pretty sure most fathers don't teach their sons "how to fuck girls". I agree though having a father figure is pivotal in a boys upbringing and being raised primarily by your mother pretty much molds you into a pussy. I have a father but he was pretty much absent throughout my whole life because he's a workaholic. I was raised by my mom and aunt and anytime they'd go shopping for things to furnish the house or for womens clothes they dragged me along for reasons I'll never know. I've gone through my entire life without kissing a girl or holding their hands and now I'm a virgin in my late 20's. I'm more likely to suck a dick then kiss a girl now.
>>27482980
Becuase life on hard mode and i actually have to try as a guy.
I'm unattractive
I don't even try.
>>27486903
>won't let me so much as hold her hand unless I wash them after a handjob
Uh... who's doing the handjob and who's hands are being washed? Why would you need to wash YOUR hands after SHE gives YOU a handjob?
>>27482980
I never had the balls to try and I never will
>>27482980
Does getting laid count if it's not with a human, But an inanimate object? And fucking this particular object is living out my fetish in ways some a human female, who id be less attracted to than this object, can never accomplish?
I mean if given the choice to fuck the most beautiful woman in the world, or this inanimate object, id choose the object in a heart beat.
Currently a 30 pound overweight, fat piece of shit.
Haven't attempted to get with any women as of late, due to low self-esteem. I'm never having fat sex. I'd rather wait to fuck another chick when I lose weight than settle with another fatty.
>>27487202
>I'm pretty sure most fathers don't teach their sons "how to fuck girls"
No, but it does help with encouragement and help in building self-confidence which is what I lack.
My mother literally hasn't talked to me about women or girls at all, most of my life, because either she assumes that "game" comes naturally to a man, or she really has no idea what to say.
Because I don't give a shit about sex. Man, fuck this board. Why is sex all we talk about here?
Sex this girls that relationships this women that. Is there nothing more to life?
>>27487396
There should be a failed normie board, because that's all /r9k/ is
>>27487396
>Is there nothing more to life?
Not really, everything is driven by it.
>>27482980
Because I don't go out enough, and because I don't understand the cues, or women for that matter. I never felt like I deserve to be loved or have sex, so I never learned the social cues for these things. I just don't pick up on the signals.
Sex outside of a relationship honestly doesn't do a ton for me.
>>27484047
>I've had girls come up to me in clubs and I've completely brushed them away, it would have felt like I was being fake if I acted interested.
wtf, this is me. I mean, is it best in these situations to just go for it and not give a fuck? I don't really care about other people who may be interested in these grils, that's their problem.
Another problem I have is not recognising opportunities for scoring until after the fact. Oh god, does that sting.
>>27482980
because casual sex is for plebsim gay and but i hate really openly gay faggots, like quit being a faggot and fuck my ass goddammit
>5'9"
>greasy skin
>balding
>monstrous stretch marks
Do I need to continue?
Too much of a beta to approach chicks
>>27482980
not enough opportunities and more importantly, not being able to see them when they occur
Because i see no desire to get laid - wasting time and resources on very slim chance. I like to socialize and seldom flirt but sex doesnt seem like object worth pursuing. If i wanted that hard i could lost virginity in several occasions but no drive to do that.
