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Who /not really a robot/ here? I just come for the memes and porn
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Who /not really a robot/ here?

I just come for the memes and porn
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I'm so medicated that I can't be depressed anymore so I've progressed to seminormie. I mostly come here for laughs.
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Might as well try to salvage this bait thread. For anyone who actually responds
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>>27482157
Im just trying to learn some robot culture mate
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>>27482186
TOMBOY ROLL
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>>27482203
fuck rerolling for originality
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>>27482186
ok
enjoy the funny pic
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>>27482247
>he gets tomboy and I didn't

fuck you motherfucker
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>>27482259
I'll trade you for slut bro
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>>27482265
A DEALS A DEAL ANON
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YE WHO DOTH ABIDE BY THE NORMS OF SOCIETY, CONFORM TO EXPECTATIONS, AND PERPETUATE THE STATUS QUO, EVACUATE THIS IMAGE BOARD IN A TIMELY MANNER LEST THERE BE CONSEQUENCES.
I SHALL SCREECH AT THEE UNTIL SUCH TIME AS YOU SEE FIT TO ABANDON THE FRUITLESS VENTURES.
REEE, I SAY! REEE!
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>>27482157
>mfw /r9k/ has some of the best porn on four chan
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I come here for the keks
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>>27482157
i come to read the sad desperation stories that make me feel better about my own life KEK
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this place is the bottom of the barrel on the internet.

don't know why I even come lurk this shitty board.
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>>27482287
Who is this black meme man?
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>>27482306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acjf66Qdj2U
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>>27482186
Roll for the dumpy one
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>>27482300
nice dubs faggotboy2000
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>>27482286
>>27482306
>>27482326
>mfw they got the fatty and I didn't
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>>27482157
BUMPING BCUZ IM NOT A ROBOT
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I pretty much consider myself almost a robot but come here to realize that people have it worse than me lol. Can't find another board interesting enough to go on yet, basically come here for porn and the ocassional kek.
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>>27482157
I come to tell robots how delusional they really are
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>>27482287
same here desu
orgnel comeint
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>>27482665
lemme guess. you're a 'fembot'
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>>27482186
Rolllllllll

Oregano
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>>27482186
Rolllllingggg
gimme gimme
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>>27482157
HELLO REBBIT
original as fuck my man
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>>27482186
>shit this is a bad thread
>I better encourage people to bump it and give OP lots of replies
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>>27482157
>memes
>>>/s4s/
>porn
>>>/s/

Now fuck off. You are the cancer.
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I'm pretty normie I just come here in search of a gf since I'm pretty sure most of the grills here enjoy video games, anime, manga, or any other autistic hobby that I can relate to.
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>>27482186

Rolling for qt sporty tomboy gf
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>>27482186
Fuck me boi
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>>27483266
WHAT THE FUCK IM A FATTY ?!?!?
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>>27483186
good luck with that
>this comment is absolutely fucking original, robot lord
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>>27482186
>none of these anime girls would ever date me irl
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>>27483305
I mean I don't see why not? I've gotten one before. She was just insane.
Also your robot can't save you here fuckboi
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>>27482186
roll for fatty
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>>27482186
rorring for anyone but fatty
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>>27483338
>roll for fatty

D E
G E
N E
R A
T E
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>>27483353
>low test
reroll
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>>27483361
good luck bitch
stealing your fatty
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>>27483376
I came so hard that I farted
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>>27482186
hmm
not original aye?
rolling
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>>27482186
pls dumpy get
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>>27484002
yay dumpy get
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>>27482186
Rollin
You have been muted for 2 seconds because your comment was not original

I hate this place, hope for 3
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>>27482186
I'll take one dumpy gf please
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>>27482186
How do i roll this?
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>>27484087
Fuck, I wanted a penalty point with her.
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>>27482186
show me the memes
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>>27482186
brrolloo
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>>27484299
oh shit who do i get to scissor
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>>27482186
please slut
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>>27482186
the dumpy one looks like Eliza lol
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>>27482186
rolling, please get a good one
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>>27482186
Rolling for soup

Bloxxx
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>>27482186
Rollerinorino
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>>27482186
originally rolling an original roll
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>>27482186
but im already a geek
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>>27482186
All of these girls are kinda bad.
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>NEET
>Had Sex with a few ugly girls
>Few friends but dont have much in common
>Tremendous weeaboo
>Been using the internet on and off since 1995
>Don't want a relationship with any of the girls who like me
>Incredibly drunk right now
>Would rather be stoned

I come her for the discussions, for when I don't feel like talking about anime and vidya but still want to have a deep conversation. I came her before it turned into relationshit then a perma-virgin hang out but I still don't want to leave, I guess this is what they call stockholm syndrome. I would take my virginity back if I could though, sex is overrated.
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>>27484526
this. where are the boys
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the only normie thing about me is gf but thats a pretty big thing so no, not a robot
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>>27482157
I'm a normalfag except I never had a girlfriend.
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>>27482186
roll for nerd my robo lord
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>>27482186
Rolling for nerd
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>>27484573
>sex is overrated.

Anyone who says this (or "relationships are overrated") is a normalfag who doesn't know what it's like to be alone.
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>>27482186
I wouldn't mind weeaboos if you guys weren't such derailing cancer
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>>27482186
URURURARA
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>>27482186
slut plz rol
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>>27484942
>waaaah normalfags

As I said quite clear, sex is overrated and you are lucky that you don't understand this. Perma-virgins have it easy but are too retarded to see it.
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>>27482186
rolling kek please god
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>>27482157
Acording to most people here I'm not a robot.
>had a gf
>had sex
>had friends
>did well at college
But at some point in my life I lost everything, and eventually realized there is no way I can fix my life and that I'll never get a girl to truly love me. Then Iost the will to live and eventually closed myself to my own feelings, so I mostly act like a robot now.

>>27482186
Rolling for Gyaruko-chan
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>>27485190
I know this is bait, but I just can't.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NORMIE SCUM
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Have a good day and get out of my board, pretty please :)
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>>27485300
I'm never going to leave this board (most likely was here before you) so you're going to have to deal with it.
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>>27482186
R to the O the L and an L
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>>27482186
Guikftinvf
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>>27482186
>tfw unironically want the slut
yeah, yeah, I know, I'm a failed normie and a Traitor to the Cause for wanting a gyaru Stacy

would also take my secret other fetish, the Fatty
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>>27485599
well that went astonishingly poorly
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I am actually a woman. I just like to troll you all and make everyone mad, I don't even like the memes and I don't get the jokes. I am here for purely for the nerd points. :-)
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>>27482186

>mfw I get the fatty cakes
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>>27482186
ROLLING FOR BEST GIRL


NO FATTIES OR SLUTS PLEASE
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I have a loyal gf/wife, my own apartment, and a decent job. I have aspergers syndrome as well though, so I dont have any friends and I reply to a lot of jokes at work as though they're serious and am really gullible. I went out drinking with some n guys from work and drunkingly mentioned I was diagnosed with aspergers syndrome. They told me "That explains everything", they could've been messing with me, not sure. I'm still on the fence as to whether or not I actually have the thing. I don't necessarily have to be aspie to be clumsy, not want friends, or be blunt.
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>>27482186
Rolling an orignaru numberu
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>>27482186
Rokn rollin
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>>27487988
Fuck yeah! Rollin for lez gf!
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>>27488008
tfw cant even have a gf in my fantasy on a Brazilian crab-feeding board.
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>>27482186
rolling for the nerd ;_;
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>>27488145
perfect

:---DDDDDDD
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>>27482186
I want the dumpy one so fucking hard
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>>27482157
post ends in 6

iamthe d e v i l andnota r o b o t
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>>27482186
Roll Im hyped thank you based anon
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>>27482186
IINCHO BEST GIRL
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>>27482186
Let's see what I get here.
>Original comment
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>>27482157
I came here for the same reason, but I realized how fucked I was when I realized how much I related to a lot of people here.
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>>27482186
00 getz
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>>27488511
goddamn it rerolling
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>>27482186
Roll up and down to their level
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Hdhdjdjjhfjdjffjfjfkfi
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>>27482186

dumpy one is literally mai wiffu
also the anime version of the only grill i have
ponosed
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I come here whenever I feel bad about myself, and I read some posts here, then I feel better knowing that there are a lot of people that are so much more pathetic than I.
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>>27482186

reroll, fat girls are disgusting
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>>27482186
sfghbszdfgds
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>>27488858

>then I feel better knowing that there are a lot of people that are so much more pathetic than I.
>then I feel better thinking that there are a lot of people that are...

the fact that you need /r9k/ to feel some self-worth makes you one of the more pathetic people here.
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Last time I took the test it came positive for cyborg, I've evolved.
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>>27489444
Oh noice I got trips, I get a harem
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>>27482186
Rollan for death metal waifu
Also Galko's a pure maiden in the anime
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when will you beta cuck robots learn that 4chan is 4chad now? Seriously this is a board for original content not weaboo perma virgin losers to try and out do eachother about how pathetic they are. If you really want a board about being pathetic go to the vidya or anime board.
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>>27482186

this is a lose-only game, I'm rolling for the slut

What's with all the entries about smells anyways? That was kind of weird
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>>27489488
Rolling for lesbian
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>>27489488
>>27489500

WOW JUST

OK
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>>27482186

the fatty or slut pls
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>>27482186
rollin blajhgfgdfiogd
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>>27482186
rolling for music waifu
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>>27489744
please no faceless man
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>>27482186
Rollan nolan
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>>27482186
rollin rollin roll ROLL
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Fuck I don't want a fat cunt, reroll
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>>27482186
Rollington roll roll
Fug you robot
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>>27489800
WIZARD
I
Z
A
Rolling again for a non sjw waifu
D
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>>27482186
Rolling rolling rolling
unique post
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>>27482186
This roll going to get 55

Check em
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>>27482157
rolling for a friend
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>>27482157
reroll for the same fucking friend jesus
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>>27482157
rolling for that one kid that asked me to

originaly original
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>>27482186
rollinorigina.
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>>27482277
Thy repeating digits hath been observed good sir!
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>>27482157
rolling rolling rolling

i bet no one ever said this desu originial lmao
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>>27482186
Rolling for dumpy
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>>27482157
rolling for myslef
and by myslef, i mean myself
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I was a neet for 5 years and then made it and became a cyborg. I miss my times as a neet I had a lot of free time and plenty of productive hobbies to work on. I made it my mission to return to these ways with dignity, the only way I can do it is by becoming financially secure which in turn can only be done with lots of work and saving/investing to build passive income. The reason why I come here is merely out of habit, I haven't enjoyed it here for a while although I did miss it when moot killed the robot a few years back. I rarely even post these days, just lurk.
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>>27482186
Roll to fuck up this thread
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>>27482186
rolling for roll
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>>27482186
Hit me up with that virtual thread based game waifu
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I come for that sad frog meme it's so funny lmao
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>>27482186
*smacks lips and ass* Yo imah reroll that shit real quick.
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Roll
Gimme 2
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>>27482186
rolling for the harlot
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>>27482186
roll lets go
fhrififing robot
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>>27482157
Reporting.
There should be a failednormie/cyborg board for people like us.
Being invaded by chads while rejected by robots feels a bit too tiring at times desu.
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>>27482186
Rolling for memes
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>>27482186
I hate that anime so much desu senpai
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>>27482186
Rollllll for "nerd"
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I have 0 friends and a terrible life with barely any emotional support. But I'm not a robot.
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>>27482186
rolling originally
(but apparently this still isn't original enough)
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I'm an alcoholic pothead wagie who spends every last moment of free time playing vidya. Not sure what the fuck I am
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>>27482186
r
o
l
l
i
n
g

original comment, etc. and so on
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>>27482157
Not really a robot, a cyborg or a normalfag
I basically don't exist at all
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>>27482186
are there any original comments left
anyway, rolling
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>>27482186
rolling for tomboy
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>>27482186
rollen 4 dumpy
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>>27482186
Rolling for slut
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>>27482186
Rolling for the dumpy
tnemmoc lanigiro
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>>27482186
lolrollol
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>>27493066
fuck I'm a fatty :(
orioriroi
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>>27482186
doin it for memes familia
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>>27482186
Keith Austin Murray
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>>27493099
I got dubs twice, so I'm getting fucked by faceless men
Orioriori
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>>27482186
1plzKeithAustinMurray
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>>27482183
Same here, mein negro.
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>>27482186
Rollin, not fatty plox
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>>27482186
Circumbabulating
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Sick nasty shit
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>>27482186
Anything but 00 will do
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>>27493400
Nice going senpai
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>>27482186
Rolling pls no fat girl D:
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>>27482186
rolling for meme's sake niggers
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>>27482186
roll of oreganality
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>>27482186
Please something good to satisfy me
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>>27482186
roll in mud like nigger fag
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>>27482186
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>>27482186
rolling why tf not
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>>27482186
dassit mane
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>>27482186
Come on fatty
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>>27482186
keep rolling rolling
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>>27482186
Rollayng
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>>27482186
GOGOGO
ORIGINALL
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>>27482186
uppity slut please.
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>>27482186
It's not delivery it's origanallo
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>>27482157

What porn is posted here? All I ever see is roast beef vaginas and traps.
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>>27482186
rolllllingg for the lolz
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>>27482157
I come here to remind myself that some people have it worse, tripfag and the porn.

>>27482186
Roll
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>>27482186
Rollerinarrr
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>>27482186
Rollerino Pino batting pito burrito
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>>27482186
ddfgr wef
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>>27482186
They see me rollin
They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
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>>27496178
wdAd
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>>27496244
They see me re-rollin
They re-hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me re-ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me re-ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me re- ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me re-ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me re-ridin dirty
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>>27482186
I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA
LEH ROLLLLLL
AYYY
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