What's her/his name, robot?
I feel pathetic for having a Oneitis, I don't want to go on, but I've convinced myself being with her was the only way to live and now she's gone, because I told her to go,
I'm fuckign stupid,
Post oneitis name and story.
we are 138
I believe that's Bill Wilson, but he's mostly know as Seeyai Ye.
>>27481977
im 12 u egg.
>>27481987
He's a pretty large guy.
Jill. She is and has pretty much always been an awful person, but I'm still infatuated. She moonlights in the world's oldest profession, though that isn't what makes her awful. She's always been a massive social bully, particularly to other women but also to some guys. She made my life hell for a long time. I still want to stick it in her pooper.
>>27481966
His name is Bane... I still think of him... after all that has happened...
>>27482081
If he left you again, would you die...?
>>27482098
It's hard to even imagine that.. I imagine it would be extremely painful...
>>27482109
I'm sure you can take it, you're a big guy,
>>27482150
Relative to you, maybe... But there are always much bigger guys out there... to satisfy Bane...
>tfw I don't even have one because the only girl who could make me not feel alone is someone from 4chan who browses shit like /d/ and other garbage and can make racist and offensive jokes.
Everytime I meet someone whose chill like that they turn out to be some level of whore who has like a few side projects and refuses to be forward and honest.
Maybe one day I'll find a non-whore. Or I'll just end up lowering my standards dying on the inside and be someone who I'm not and be a couple that gets a divorce in their 40s.
>>27482168
Let him know you've got a crashable plane,
I have a finnish online oneitis.
she is underaged though.
it is too bad there is an age and distance gap, I dont see us ever meeting IRL.
Emily
>Be me
>Fucking awkward as shit
>Hit it off with her
>Working myself into a panic attack everytime I try to talk to her
>Finally come out and say my inteontions
>"I like you too but not really wanting a relationship at the moment"
>Binge message her next time Im drunk
>Havent talked to her since
Feels bad senpai
he moved to canada last year, I'm still all shook up over it
Anja.
Now she is internet dating some British fuckhead. He comments creeper-status shit on every post she makes.
No, Anja, you didn't love me, and fuck you for lying.
Kristiane
>be me
>at my fave bar, had a lot to drink already
>she walks up to me
>'hey there, how are you'
>talk a bit, getting flirty, tell her i have huge dick
>she's looking towards my crotch all the time
>she's wasted as fuck
>i tell her if she gives me a bj on the toilet i pay her tab
>'fuck yeah let's go'
>go to women toilet
>sit down, unwrap it
>'holy fuck anon, you didn't lie, it's really huge'
>tries to swallow it whole
>vomits all over my pants and leg
>'i'm so sorry anon'
>wipe it off with toilet paper
>go to her place since she lives closer than i do
>taking a shower
>she comes in
>'want me to finish?'
>get amazing head
>fuck her asshole as 'punishment'
>her asshole is loose as fuck, doesn't mind at all (showed me her buttplug afterwards, you can build a fucking fence with that shit)
>cum all over her
>drive home
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>27482331
why do they do this. baka senpai.
>>27483252
here's another one
Tina
>go out with my friends in the city (about 40 minutes from home)
>decide i don't want to drive home, look for a sleepover place and a hole to fill
>targetacquired.jpg
>'hey there, how's it going'
>'oh hi, i noticed you already, you're not from here, right?'
>keep talking for a few hours, buy her some drinks to get her in the mood.
>get a bit touchy around her waist, squeeze her ass
>'mhh i like where this is going, wanna go over to my place?'
>'sure, why not'
>tell my friends to pick me up tomorrow
>at her place
>'can i take a shower? i smell like an ashtray'
>'only if i can join and you're letting me wash you'
>uhh.. okay
>proceeds to rub my cock with soap
>'i love when i need two hands, anon'
>rinses it of and proceeds to vacuum clean it with her cum-dumpster mouth
>'phew, that's quite a lot of work, mind if i get some too?'
>go to her bed
>69
>'would you mind putting a toy in my ass'
>sure why not give me something
>takes box out of under her bed
>fuckton of dildos and stuff
>what the
>take one of the bigger ones, let it lick her soaking wet and shove it up her asshole
>'mhhh it feels so good, anon'
>'but what about my other hole?'
>stick it in, she'S cramping up
>'anon i'm coming! faster, please!!'
>what the fuck, already?
>she's shaking and the dildo plops out of her asshole, she panting like a dog
>'phew, now it's your turn'
>sucks my dick into heaven
>tell her i'm coming
>flips around and shoves my dick up her asshole
>i fill it up
>she's moaning, almost screaming
>squats down, shits the cum in her hand
>she's not gonna eat it please
>she's eating it
>WTF.jpg
>proud and disgusted
>fall asleep, escape immediately after waking up
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>27483398
last one for now
??? + ???
>be me, 18 yo
>at a huge festival, just watching Hatebreed at the mainstage
>fuck yeah shit's crazy
>having a couple of beers with my dudes
>2 chicks are eyeing me from across the bar
>i wanna put my dick in there
>go over to them, chat em up
>'wow anon that's some nice ink, where are you from?'
>proceed to talk with them and have a few more beers
>getting hammered already
>still haven't decided which one to shag
>'hey, do you guys have a spare place in your tent? i'm kinda lost.'
>they look at each other
>'s-sure, there's still space in our tent'
>our tent? oh fuck yes
>have a beer for the road, hold hands with one grill, grab the other one by the ass
>they're looking at each other all the time giggling like fucking retards
>in the tent
>'wew ladies, it's so fucking hot, mind if take some clothes off?'
>'a-absolutely not, anon. i was thinking about doing the same'
>we're all getting naked
>jesus christ this is awesome
>proceed to lay hands on each other, don't even know who or what i am touching or licking at the moment
>one sucks my dick, the other one is licking my balls
>almost like an out of body experience
>one is sitting one my face now, the other one is riding my dick
>can barely hold it in anymore, their screams must wake up the entire camping site, hear their neighbors giggling around the tent
>suddenly tent opens up
>it's her friends with a camera
>screaming and panic
>turns into cheering
>what is going on
>they're speeding up, going full throttle on my dick
>cum inside the other one
>the other licks it out of her friend
>already diamonds again
>continue for the rest of the night like that
>escape before they wake up the next day
these are the most exciting stories i got. want a few more, robots?
Her name is melanie. I've did everything i could to forget her but i can't. Her face is right before me when i wake up, when i shower, when i am browsing here, when i'm smoking, and before going to sleep. Only when i sleep, i don't think about her.
This is exausting.
>>27484762
play vidya, go running/gym, focus on studying/work, do something to make yourself feel good. the better you feel the less you think of her, and you get the confidence to overcome this. start with little things, like cleaning your flat or going for a walk, and do a bit more each day. but not just chores, do something that you enjoy as well. read a book, play a nostalgic game, go to bars with friends etc. if you had one oneitis you can have a few others, don't give up just yet there's enough to hunt down out there.
ANNA
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she was the only stupid whore i tolerated and i miss her voice, her bitching, her pussy and everything we did togather even if it felt annoying at that time
Annou you stupid bitch i miss you so much every damn day
SASA, YOU FUCKING BITCH
Long distance online relationshit. Worse than meth. I am the end and the beginning
I see women in the street and build elaborate fantasies about them, giving them personalities, imagining stories like going on holiday together, having arguments
I even catch myself speaking to my creations out loud in public when I'm fully immersed in one of my fantasies.
>tfw my current oneitis isn't even real
Her name is Phoebe
>>27485669
I miss an Anna too my dude,
She had the nicest voice, laugh, everything about her was perfect.
She was everything I wanted and more, but I wasn't good enough and I let it slip away,
I miss her, and she's gone.
She was everything to me
I want to die,
>>27481966
Her name?Bane.
Daisy
We met on an app (not dating) and hit it off immediately. We would FaceTime for like 13 hours a day. We would make it a point to watch shitty movies and shows on Netflix before we went to sleep. She'd insist on keeping FaceTime on we could sleep together.
Oh man. We'd wake up together on FaceTime. She let me watch her morning routine, undress, shower brush teeth etc. she didn't care I was a NEET. She thought it was cute. We sent each other gifts for our birthdays.
But, personal health problems in my life occurred and I didn't want to project any of it on her. Despite what we had I kept a lot of my life private from her. I sperged and probably turned her off me. I was on and off with her and her with me until we stopped communicating. I messaged her last week but she doesn't respond to me for days at a time.
I sent her a request on fb the other day after deleting and blocking her for a year. She probably won't accept it.
Eve
>only grill in my class
>a real qt, 10/10 in my scale
>banter a lot with her, she sometimes misunderstood my friendly banter as being mean but she probably understood later what it was about
>I was not a very sociable person, but I could sense that there was something going on between us that platonic classmates don't normally have
There were some major green flags I didn't think much of back then, or I was just too much of a pussy to do anything about it:
>one class didn't have enough seats so I jokingly told her she could always sit on my lap, and she did
>sometimes I would playfully try to grab her breast with my one hand, and "prevent" it with my other as if my hand was possessed like in Evil Dead 2, and she didn't even fight it as in she wanted that to happen. I always got too close of actually touching her breast and I backed off even though she would've probably been okay with it
She would also get visibly alerted and anxious if someone playfully told about "my girlfriend" when referring to some character from a video game I've been playing, and she would start to ask if I'm really seeing someone. She probably got too tired of waiting for me to make a move and I don't blame her. She probably like me, and the boyfriends she has had later all share some similarities with me, most notably long hair and glasses. Could be a coincidence, yes, but she obviously has a type and I was that type.
I still think about her from time to time. I've beenstalkingher facebook and she's still a qt and smart, just like I remembered her. She's in a relationship now and we're not in any contact anymore anyway, so I missed my chance and there will never be another. She's one of the reasons why I don't hate women, I know there are good women because she exists.
If I ever decide to kill myself I will personally thank her for being part of my life, even if it was just for a moment. Or who knows, maybe there's another Eve waiting for me.
Julia. Got no stories really. Beatiful swedish girl.
>>27482184
>the only girl who could make me not feel alone is someone from 4chan who browses shit like /d/ and other garbage
>not liking a girl with fetishes
>>27481966
Jiamin (I'm an Asiafag)
>Ex-classmate
>knew her for five years
>met up with her at a small class reunion last year
>was never really interested in her, but something sparked
>went to a cat cafe, watched movies together, had meals together
>after our last meal we shared ice cream
>so fucking comfortable with her
>we even have our own language people think is weird
>every autistic or eccentric thing I do she doesn't care about, she just accepts them
>she's not perfect, but she's waifu material
>even went to her dance performance to support her
>wanted to hug her before I left but chickened out
>a week after
>her roommate (reliable source, another ex-classmate) texts me
>oneitis thinks relationships are weird
>oneitis tells roommate I'm in the bro zone, not even the friend zone
>wtf.jpg
>after nights of fretting, try to ask her out for a meal, intend to confess
>she says she's busy with exams, maybe in May
>Fuck
Also, another guy in her uni's confessed to her.
He can see her everyday and talk to her everyday.
She won't meet with me until May.
By then he'll be much closer to her than me.
I don't want to be lonely again /r9k/
Why do I have to hope again?
>>27487369
Just saw a photo of her and her friends her friend posted on FB at some university event
Fucking hell
"Too busy" like fuck
Kate.
Used to be good friends until she cut me off a year ago. Got depressed sorta for months but I got over it.
I just fap to her now with hate sex
