>tfw just turned 18 and still a virgin.
I wish all of the irony on this board had metamorphosized into something silly and nihilistically beautiful
I wish it could've brought us together, all reveling in the nonsense, instead of driving us apart as we sling nonsense back and forth. Forever.
>>27480123
>18
You know this is pretty normal, right?
>>27480188
How many sexual partners do you think an average dude has until he hits something like 30 years old? And the average women?
>>27480123
And you'll always be one.
>>27480157
There is nothing beautiful or silly about /r9k/. Ultimately we are misanthropic, and that means we can't identify with anyone that isn't equally hateful. We despise those who have the things that we do not, and we shun those that lead normal lives, so we come here to talk about it. Someone will vent about how nothing is going right and they still get shunned because their struggle isnt as bad as another person's here. /r9k/ is a very ugly entity, but it's still comforting to know that there is someone out there who can call you a normalfag because you are only 18 and are complaining about being a khv.
>>27480123
Sweet Papa Emeritus Pepe.
>>27480123
Just keep on trying OP, you'll get there sooner if you keep trying.
>>27480123
27 this sunday and haven't had sex for 6 years.
>>27480961
Came here just to say this. Never thought I'd see a Papa Pepe
>>27481127
Agreed, this is pretty rare. I'm gonna save, hopefully I don't crash the market
>>27480123
so what you're saying is that you've (very likely) been underage and coming to this board for a while
tssk tssk
>>27480578
>[/r9k/]
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