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>told girl I was a virgin
>she freaked the fuck out
>been ignoring me since


Don't do it boys. Never fucking do it. Girls fucking hate virgins.

And I thought she a was a sweet girl...
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>>27480039
Why would you do that? Also does she look anything like best girl?
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>>27480039
she probably thought you were advertising your availability. What was the conversation about?
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>>27480039
>>told girl I was a virgin
Let this be an eternal reminder, male virginity is the worst thing to have. Get rid of it ASAP, lie if you have to.
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>>27480039
Are you retarded ? Why would you do that ?
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>>27480078
Because I thought I could be honest with her and she would be ok with it.
And no.

>>27480134
Guess she thought my autism was confidence. Fucking hell. Back to square on.
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>>27480039
That's what you get for posting the reboot version of Asuka you normie.
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>>27480283
>I thought I could be honest with her and she would be ok with it.
How much time had passed since the first time you two talked?
Did you considered her a good friend?
What were you talking about?
She brought up the topic or you somehow thought it was a good idea to talk about that without reason?
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>>27480406
We've been talking for 6 month. There was always sexual tension between us though. I kind of tried to act like a Chad. Decent looking as well I guess.

Kind of I guess

She asked me.
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>21 KHHV spic
>Get first job ever
>Meet white girl
>Get to know her well
>Gave me my first kiss
>Tells me I'm extremely good looking even though I'm not
>Takes my v-card and is always begging for me to fuck her

Just be yourself, I'm not even kidding. She literally knows I'm a loser who plays video games, likes anime and I literally pick my nose in front of her and she doesn't care.
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>>27480895
of course she dont when you're a spic chad, fuck off esse.
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>>27480929
I'm 5'7" with an oval shaped head, I don't even have a defined jaw or anything lmao
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>>27480929
whats the spic chad name? I vote for esteban
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>>27480039
>tfw when fetish for taking boy's virginity
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>>27481215
>Implying they want you to take their virginites with your cock.
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>>27481215
do you want to marry me?
are you a gay??
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>>27481215
gays not allowed
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>>27481185
Raul. The spiciest name.
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>>27481228
>>27481234
>>27481258
I am a girl no cock sorry
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>>27481185
I'm not a Chad, I just got lucky.
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>>27480726
>She asked me.

Jesus christ. If a girl asks you if you're a virgin, that means she can TELL you're a virgin. You must give off some really beta vibes man.
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>>27481305
>girl
marry me pls
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>>27481305
please leave, succubus. the mana of this realm already wanes low enough without your influence
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>>27481319
sure Esteban
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>>27481329
ily
>>27481323
are you a virgin?? can we be lewd?
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>>27481349
How am I a Chad if I'm 5'7" and I wear glasses
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>>27481305
yeah sure, sissiboi.
Shouldn't you be erping in that dick rate thread?
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>>27481357
yes, where do you think you are?
yes
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>>27481357
like hell you do, baka
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>>27481372
alright Esteban, alright
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>>27480039
Not necessarily.

Girl I met once told me she loved the idea of being my first, because deep down, I'd be completely hers

Loved the idea of showing me how to kiss

It all depends if she's already sexually attracted to you or not. A girl that is will overlook A N Y T H I N G just to make you happy.

A girl you're just starting out with and getting to know, you drop some shit like this on her and that's a sure way to lose her.

Don't be stupid anon, know when to make your moves. Girls are literally a chess mind game.
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>>27481446
I don't even have a big dick either, it's like average..I literally don't know whats wrong with her.
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>>27481508
go to sleep Esteban
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Ht Lemme explain you something.

If you talking about a sex, you're not bringing up your sexual history except it its gonna be a way that arousing her pussy.

You see man. You gotta have a little more suave and mystique than that. Otherwise she just gonna think all you wanting is sex.

And it just making it awkward to tell her "I never done it before". Why tell her that?

Fucking is simple you might be a natural. Don't act like a fraidy cat about it
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>>27481321
No, she asked how many girls I've been with
She actually was real surprised. Most people are.
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>>27481563
No I'm gonna stay as an example of someone who literally was being themselves and girl approached them.
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I told a girl I was a virgin once, too. But she didn't really care because we were 16. We had sex soon later.
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>>27481564
I know. I just wanted to give her a heads up. It was actually more for me. So I feel more comfortable if we did fuck.

I'm a beta man.
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>>27480039
>Rules to stop being robot
>1.- Never tell girls you are a virgin
also if you go with prostitutes(they dont count you're virgin)
>2.- Never tell girls you fucked prostitutes
escorts are the same dont start shit
>3.- Make up your 1st time experience story
realistic and not prostitutes, and stick with it
>4.- If you made it get ready for the aftermath
you probably sucked at fucking make up bullshit about how you ahven't had sex in months and you where depressed and broeknhearted until you meet her or some shit to excuse you from not knowing how to fuck
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