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>tfw it's getting close to spring break
>tfw have to show off my tiny breasts in a bikini in front of my friends
every year
>tfw it's getting close to spring break
>tfw I don't even go out because women laugh at loser men like me
>tfw you still get spitroasted by chad
>>27478887
>it's a "Sissy white bois reveal their transgender fantasies under the guise of being fembots" thread
>be lunch lady at middle school
>spring break is over
>summer vacation is coming
>three months of not leaving my house is coming
>not having to deal with boss is coming
>not showering for weeks is coming
I never know whether to feel bad or good.
It varies.
>>27478887
>have to
One pieces exist and you're probably attractive anyways if you can pull off a bikini whatsoever tard
>Fembot Feels AND they post the two worst Touhous
>>27478998
Everyone where's a bikini, if you wear a one piece to the beach that will just draw more attention and let people know you're insecure.
>>27478998
>wearing a one-piece
>on the beach
>at spring break
wow
>>27479036
>where's
dude
>>27479062
I zoned out but my point still stands
-STANDING FORWARD INTO DEADLY DOUBLE COMBINATION-
Your move, n00bz
>tfw your bf is over 1 foot taller than you
>>27479049
You could also wear a sundress and not go swimming. This is fembots bitching about stupid shit because they have no real problems. Fucking insecure scum.
>>27478887
>tiny breasts
Is that supposed to be bad?
>in a bikini
>friends
That explains it. "Fembot"
>bf wants to see me in a skimpy bikini
feels weird man
>its another gay ERP with anime avatars thread on r9k
>>27479532
this is our life now. its either that or keep half of the threads hidden, which just looks weird.
>>27479179
Parry it all into kara demon? Fuck I dont know.
>>27478925
>women laugh at loser men like me
This is such horseshit. Have you even ever tried talking to them?
>>27479185
Grills don't post touhou. Try something a bit more pleb.
>>27478887
>small breasts makes you a fembot
gr8 b8 m8
>>27480261
Why horseshit? Why not bullshit or chickenshit?
>>27478988
>lunch lady
how old are you? Isn't it a rule that you must be past the age of 35 before you become a lunch lady?
>>27479185
good feel but tfw cant reach bfs mouth on tip toes to kiss him
It was already spring break up here, but I'm working, not in college.And I don't have any friends.
>>27478887
More like (presumed girl) with a delicious flat chest master race. Fuck off with your negativity, small boobs are best boobs.
>>27478925
>>tfw I don't even go out because women laugh at loser men like me
Yeah, never happened.
I'm more nervous about summer.
>rent a house with a few other people to save on rent
>it happens to be right near a beach
>constant badgering to go with them
>don't go and I feel bad
>do go and I get shy because I have no curves
>>27482317
Great I get the disgusting pooinloo
>>27482336
take the racism to >>>/pol/
>>27482153
Oh, that's very cute, Anon.
>>27482596
Legit fuck me
>>27482553
What's cute about it? I'm just not in college.
>>27482725
It's cute that you're a girl who has no friends.
>>27483003
I was under the impression that adults with no friends were pretty common. Guess not, huh?
>>27479492
this post has been saved.
for masturbatory purposes.
>>27479492
Time to respond to a 4 hour old post
I know that feel.
>met an older guy at a bookstore when I was too young
>said he loved me
>thought I loved him
>but that's another story for another time
>at the beach together that summer
>I brought a one-piece swimsuit I liked because of the color
>he brought a skimpy two-piece bikini and asked me to wear it
>put it on for him
>felt like everyone was staring at me
>face was bright red all day because it felt so weird showing off so much skin
>>27483019
No not really, unless they're old.
>>27483089
Oh. Well, I'm used to not really having friends. Only ever had two. One moved to another country and the other killed himself.
>>27478887
I'm not trying to whiteknight, but I find most guys don't really mind the breastsize.
>>27483123
>ignore or roll
>>27478887
>people still making fembot roleplay threads
fuck off with your bullshit already you inbred fuckwad
Rollin lads.
>>27479017
don't even know what a touhou is. Sorry
>>27483202
>or ROLL (eg keep on the front page for hours)
damn you showed OP! I should just make bait threads on purpose so you retards do this for me
>>27483274
great success if girl in pic is accurate representation
>>27483271
>I don't know what derailing is
>I don't know what saging is
These shit fembot threads get guaranteed replies anyway
>>27483271
you do know that OP posts those roll charts, right?
Which cup size is best?
(Assuming the girl still has a small waist of course)
http://strawpoll.me/7216918
>>27483466
Flat is best. When a flat-chested girl hugs you, she's holding you closer to her heart.
>>27478887
>tfw you didjtbgo anywhere for spring break
>tfw you have no friends
I'm married and my husband follows random Instawhores, I'm 100% sure he jacks off to them while I'm not home. It's better to have nobody and be alone than to feel the things I'm feeling right now.
>>27483689
>there is justice
and to think husbando fucks whores in the ass while you wait on the couch eating away your tears
and to think youll only get uglier with the years, husbando eventually replacing you with a bimbo
there is a god afterall
>this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c
>>27483780
>complains that women are all whores
>shit out of his mouth when seeing a married woman
I don't get it
>onetis and myself are too autistic to keep up a conversation
I should probably get over him or something but I've fallen 2hard
Help me fembros
>>27483905
you might want to take him to a relationship counselor
>tfw it's getting close to spring break
>tfw have to show off my funky ribs in a bikini in front of my friends
every year
>>27478887
>in front of friends
>friends
fuck off
>>27483905
play vidya together
AHAHAHA stop pretending young lady. Tiny brests, you know there's guys out there who don't give a fuck about tiny brests such as myself? and you have friends too?
get out normie...
>>27484681
>tfw neet with no friends and little family none of which give a fuck
>tfw cannibal bitch
This will not end well in her basement.
>tfw love buying sexy lingerie to surprise the bf
>tfw bf doesn't do anything like that or any small surprises for me
>buy cute lingerie anyways because I love getting a good dicking
>tfw too scared to talk him into losing weight
>>27482006
They'll hire basically anyone to be a lunch lady because it's not exactly a popular job.
I'm 20.
One of my coworkers is a 19 year old boy.
>>27484991
Oh that's not so bad.
>>27484953
How fat and short is he?
>tfw i will never meet a qt britbot
>>27484976
Don't you feel bad about getting such a menial job? It's barely better than being a NEET
>>27478887
>Fem
>Bot
This fucking bitch thinks fembots existfuck you robot I kill your dog
>>27483884
its not a complain i wish death upon wymin
>>27478998
The one piece would make look smaller
Dummy advise
>live at popular Spring Break tourist destination
>surrounded by dudebros
>surrounded by whores
>all the traffic
>all the loud
>all dose hamboigahs
I want tourists and whores to leave.
>>27485004
6'1, I don't know about his exact weight but looking at body % pics he's probably somewhere around 25-30%
>>27478988
Can I come over and not leave your house with you? It sounds fun.
I don't have a bf and I don't want one either. These threads always revolve around sex and dating wtf is that all the feels you bitches have?
>tfw haven't slept all week because the anxiety of academic failure is too much
>tfw still cutting myself at the age of 24
>tfw mom and dad might be divorcing soon and my world will come crashing down
>>27485083
So he is probably like 230lbs at that height then.
>tfw an inch shorter and 10lbs thinner and I am disgusted with myself
>>27485094
>you will never be a middle-class white girl with such minuscule problems
Feels bad mang.
>>27485094
>and I don't want one either.
Get the fuck off this board, then.
>>27485136
But you're already a middle class white guy with miniscule problems. Do you want to transition or something?
>>27485094
They are divorcing because of you being a failure. Do yourself and your parents a favor by killing your self you roastie slut.
>>27485151
>best response is no u
>extent of female wit
I wish, anon.
I just can't understand why women are worried about breast size, so many men like smaller breasts. Hell I like big breasts but I still would go for a smaller breasted woman if she looked decent otherwise.Breast envy just seems like something women created so they have something to complain about to men when they talk about penis envy. I mean do you ever hear a guy say "I'd never sleep with her/date her, her breasts are too small!"?
>>27485198
It's a bit of abstract projection, anon.
Remember that women view 80% of males as BELOW average in physical attractiveness. Therefore, they want to be desirable to the small population of males that they do find attractive, if only a tiny bit. Those men more likely than not are attracted to large tits, therefore women think ALL men are attracted to large tits.
>>27478887
>Having friends
>Going to beach/pool parties
Bitch please the only parties i go to are those that end in a dungeon
But i agree having small tits is hell probably worse when compared with your thundertit "friends" in those swimsuits
>>27485198
I was dating a flat chested Asian woman for a few weeks, she was always staring at, and commenting on women's chests.
It was weird
>>27485171
Do people actually believe these pictures? Why would the WHO do studies into this? How the fuck would they even do these studies?
>>27485404
>the only parties i go to are those that end in a dungeon
>I'm not like the other girls!
please just kill yourself
>>27485198
Truth. Men are fine with any and all breast sizes. Some men ever prefer smaller breasts over larger ones.
Can't apply that to penises.
Although, I suppose penis size isn't outwardly obvious. Breast-size is very obvious. It's literally the first thing a man will see when he meets a woman.
>doing exercises in pairs at outdoor boot camp activity
>get paired up with guy to do crunches in pairs
>have to overlap ankles for one activity
>feels good man
>can't focus on exercises because I'm horny
>nice enough to adjust the pace of whatever we're doing to accomodate my lack of fitness
>imagine how that would translate to sex
>go home and touch myself to the thought of having sex with this guy
I'm Tomoko tier levels of pervert as a result of my inability to get a guy.
>>27487187
Don't you compare yourself to best waifu autist
>>27487187
So how many crunches did you do?
>>27487411
Enough to get delayed onset muscle soreness :/
>>27485198
I think women just like breasts more than men.
>>27483884
>marry Chad
>be surprised when board full of lonely people reacts with hostility when you subtly brag about being married
I don't feel sorry for you fem"bots" at all. You bring this shit 100% on yourselves. Go rot in a ditch.
>>27485198
In a woman's mind, her ability to be fertile and provide children is a bigger asset than her sexual appeal. While both play roles and sex appeal is certainly a thing women strive for, the reason women want bigger tits is because in comparison to a flat girl, she can provide more sustenance and all that bullshit for a child.
In reality what I see and just piece together about a woman's subconscious social needs and goals are two things. To prove to men they are incredibly fertile and will provide good children and could care for said children, and then that they are appealing enough to pass their genes on to make a successful child. Granted these are all primal urges, and when you mix in the ideals of logical thought of humans, these primal needs get murky and people who could prove to be a good mother in a primal setting cannot logically in today's setting because her mind is hindering her from being a care taker, and seeks purely pleasure or whatever else.
People live off of primal instinct even in modern times and seek achievements that aren't really necessary or needed to continue the human race.
>>27487187
Sex is a pretty good workout, slut.
>>27483689
>husband who has instagarbage
>husband who follows sexual women on instagarbage
>husband who jerks off to sexual women on instagarbage
DTMFA
>>27484953
>want to buy sexy lingerie
>poor
>hate buying stuff online
>too scared to go to a sex store
>VS never has anything cute and cheap
;_; malebots will never know true suffering
>>27484976
>One of my coworkers is a 19 year old boy.
Are you gonna date him? ;)
>>27483689
>I'm married and my husband follows random Instawhores, I'm 100% sure he jacks off to them while I'm not home.
I don't see the problem. If he has a vastly higher sex drive than you, what the fuck do you expect?
>>27488055
>have desire
>set up financial hurdle
>set up convenience hurdle
>set up insecurity hurdle
>set up scarcity hurdle
>true suffering is self-inflicted
yeah, we usually like to solve problems, not create them
>>27488023
>DTMFA
you fucking what mate
what a bizarre acronym
>>27488055
>too scared to go to a sex store
>malebots will never know true suffering
kek, yeah right. A woman who goes to a sex store is seen as "empowered", and a man who does is seen as desperate or a pervert, so try again whore.
>>27484953
uh, what is the guy equivalent to buying sexy lingerie? i mean, we can't really buy "sexy lingerie" for ourselves because 99% of it is extremely fucking doofy looking
>>27487187
Guy here, you can get me if you want.
>>27488194
says. literally. who.
jesus christ this board is delusional
>Tfw no little girl to call my own ;_;
>>27485088
Bring your own controller
>>27485013
Yeah
But I have no motivation and no money, so there's not much to be done about it
I don't want to spend anymore time than I have to out with people though, so it works out well in that way
>>27488078
>becoming attatched to other humans
hahahaha;-;
>>27488363
>says. literally. who.
The culture we live in.
>tfw realizing i'm a degenerative slut with no friends
>tfw not sure how to fix myself ;_;
>>27488449
>Bring your own controller
Okay, where do you live?
>>27488363
This board is mostly self-hating and if self-flagellation was an actual thing, people would do it more than they already do.
I am saying that as someone who in his nofap journey has taken to whipping myself with an usb cord until I was writhing in pain.
People here are insecure because they feel inadequate when they compare themselves to others. Many of them torment themselves with negative thoughts, putting themselves down. And then when they try talking to girls, in the rare moments when they either get enough courage or forget how the only possible outcome could be rejection, they try and fail. And they use that failure to confirm their initial assumption, that in the eyes of women they are basically worthless and they should just kill themselves.
Somehow no one seems to care about this statistically significant level of alienation among young men. Maybe this plays into the cards of the wealthy people who will give them anything if it will yield them profits, and who do not love them. And these wealthy people also control the media, influence the culture, and of course they control the means of production.
So what you see here is a mere symptom. You know what these self proclaimed losers are given to soothe themselves? They are offered pornographic videos, so easily attainable, manufactured with the consent of the wealthy people mentioned above. And the pornography worsens the alienation.
And it is not just porn. Look at all other socially pathological phenomena and ponder their causes and effects.
>>27478887
>tfw cuckold threads start to look better than roasties talking about their "problems"
I will paraphrase a fellow anon.Your presence here is literally offensive to us. GET OUT
>>27479185
can you please leave this board? fucking whore
>>27489063
>I am saying that as someone who in his nofap journey has taken to whipping myself with an usb cord until I was writhing in pain.
What is this, the Christian Dark Ages?
>>27489020
Clapland Illinois
>>27479049
>fembot "problems"
>>27488828
what kinda degenerate slut stuff do you do?
don't sluts have to have lots of friends?
>>27488363
>women can't understand what life is like for men
How surprising.
Try pic related here >>27487781, I'm sure that will be a shocker for you.
>>27489393
Women don't want to be friends with you thirsty, oversexual, boring idiots.
How unfair, right?
>>27478887
Small breasts are superior in every way
disgusting big tit cows OUT
flat chested athletic girls IN
>>27489566
>makes a bunch of ridiculous generalizations
>thinks anyone should take him seriously
>>27485011
>tfw britbot and wouldn't mind a fembot gf but don't want crazy
Hmmm
also if you're a chick you literally just have to go into britfeel say you're a girl who wants a robot bf and wait ten minutes. You'll have a robot from every city in the uk asking.
>>27489566
these girls are just as fucked up as we are, so yeah they should be dating us instead of aiming for Chads.
If they aren't as fucked up as we are then they don't belong on the board and should leave.
>>27478887
>Fembot
>Fem
>>27489703
>read first few messages
>"so this is how weab couples communicate? Fucking disguisting"
>start losing hopes in weab girls
>see pic
>male
>indian
Yeah, I should have known better. Also that sudden change to normal behavior of the other guy is priceless.
>>27479053
why do mods keep deleting posts like this?
stop encouraging fembot threads
>>27478887
Maybe don't dress like a degenerate?
Is it that hard for women to not be sluts?
>>27487861
It's posts like this that make me stay here. Thanks based anon
