ITT: The biggest lies people told you growing up.
>Things get better after high school!
>high school is the best 4 years of your life
>there's someone out there for everyone
>girls like serious guys
>"If you go on a 2 year mission, god will make your life better. Trust me. You'll be blessed big time."
They used me up and didn't help me at all when the walking destroyed my bad leg. They just told me how disappointed god would be if I took a day off to go to the doctor.
I believed them for years.
>you're a catch, anon.
>girls don't care if you are broke
>you're smart
>don't do it anon, you have so much to live for
God I wish I was back on that bridge
>>27478131
>everyone finds their friendship group at university!
Fucking christ that was a huge lie
>>27479132
>just join a club, you'll make some friends that way
>>27479132
>hear this meme
>go to college
>people are already in established friendship groups
haha
>penis size doesn't matter!
>Get degree so that you can get high paying job and become rich.
>God is real whether you believe in him or not
>Marijuana kills
>Anon, you'll get a gf
>you have an easy life
>you are spoiled
>you will make something of yourself
>the more you suffer the easier it gets
>the more you complain the more you suffer
Last 2 I told myself.
> College will be better than high school
The most patently false thing I've ever been told.
>>27479266
This would be a close second.
>>27478131
>you'll find someone
>getting laid in college is easy af
>you'll miss your school days
>>27480721
>you'll miss your school days
That's true, but only because my life was less fucked up back then.
>Depression eventually goes away
Yeah, no?
>>27478131
>Just be yourself anon
Except myself is worthless piece of shit.
>>27478131
>To grow up sucks but it will be better
>Follow your dreams
yeah fuck off, my dreams won't put food on my table and pay for my internet
>>27479068
I'm sorry anon, religion is the worst
>>27481518
Oh yeah, this one too.
>you'll get married and having kids some day, you'll see
After 35...
>it... it'll happen some... day, anon? hopefully?
>>27481664
Yeah surprised no one has posted it yet before me.
>if you lose weight and get fit, women will like you
:^)
Fuck you, /fit/
>You won't regret all that student debt you amass from college. It will be worth it - the key to a better life is higher education!
