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is this in chicago? looks like it

that is me in the webm baka
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>>27477969
...goddammit i think i probably unconciously act like that
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>>27477969

Jesus Christ is that what I look like when I look away from people I meet eyes with? New goal: stop being such a bitch about this.

Also to be fair she looked away too.
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>>27478119
>Also to be fair she looked away too.
huh, i didnt even notice that
what she did is exactly the same as what he did... for some reason it doesnt look as autistic
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>>27478168
Because
1. Its from behind
2. She brushed her hair back while she did it, making it look more casual
3. She;'s a girl
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>>27477969
>not keeping your head at a level where you can still see where you are going and avoid eye contact at the same time
baka senpai
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>>27477969
What the fuck?
That head jerk motion he did away from the girl was completely and utterly unecessary.

I've looked away from someone before, but I don't fucking jerk my head so aggressively as he did
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>>27478191
she looks so cute...

I want her to be my gf so bad ;_;
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Good god I never knew it looked that bad. I need to stop doing this.
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>>27478271

You can literally only see the back of her coat, her hair, and a hand you thirsty beta.
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wait you faggots turn your heads when you look away from someone? your supposed to just look at something else. holy shit no wonder ur all so socially inept
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>>27478246

how can you be so certain Anon?
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>>27477969
That's me most of the time. Sometimes I'll pretend to not notice her and just stare straight ahead which probably looks even more autistic. Sometimes I'll acknowledge her and fail at being a normie which looks the most autistic
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>>27478356

If you see a girl, you look at her, smile, then look forward again.

If you see a guy, you look at him, nod to acknowledge his presence, and look forward.
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>>27478335
Well now you're making me seriously doubt myself.

But I am almost 100% I don't do that.
In fact, I like making eye contact, I genuinely am not afraid to do it.

It's just on the occasion where I might, I don't think I jerk my entire fucking head.

I hope not....I'll have to monitor myself
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>>27478356
Yeah same, was pretty unaware of it till recently.
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>>27478295
Shut the fuck up, this girl is one of the cutest girls I've seen in my life. The way she walks, the smooth motion of her touching her hair, her perfectly manicured hands... there's nothing I've ever seen that is so beautiful

there is nothing I want more than to have a chance to talk to this girl, she is just so perfect, so amazing, you can tell that she has an amazing personality and probably helps everyone in her life as best she can

I wish I lived Chicago so I could have a chance just to see her once in my life
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>>27478391
With a guy always scowl and say "fuck you looking at?"
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>>27477969
I don't necessarily do this, I make eye contact with whoever else and then assume the thousand yard stare directly in front of me until they pass
which is probably more autistic, but I make people incredibly uncomfortable with the alternative, which is locking onto eye contact and staring them down
I remember one time I almost made this little SEA girl cry because i thought she was cute and didn't break eye contact, she got so scared and ran off
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>>27478446
that's kinda sad, anon
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>>27478119
Dude the guy in the black jacket walking with his friend even looked away.
The awkwardness transcended space
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Me driving the prius to kill myself
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>>27478017
Definitely Chicago
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I don't like thinking there are people that post here on the same campus as me. If you are reading this post and go to NW drop out NOW.

This is non-negotiable.
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>>27477969
I used to be constantly self aware of where I should divert my eyes when outside, then I stopped giving a fuck.
I literally stare directly into someone's eyes as I'm walking past them.

Being 6ft4 does help though, makes me look less like an overcompensating manlet
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or, you know, you could just pull out your phone and pretend you're reading something when you see people walking towards you

since that's something 99% of the population does out of habit
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>>27478478
I don't know how to act
I was never really socialized as a kid, both my parents worked 9-10 hour days and I never had any friends because I was a crybaby and unpopular all through school at a small farm town school

so I was literally raised by tv, and learned from that to just directly look at whatever it is I was thinking about at the time
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>>27478512
I go to UofC, does your campus really look like that? I didn't know the CTA operated outside of Chicago.
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>>27478512
>>27478540
Also, what is a robot doing at NW? You should be down here with the rest of us at UofC. NW AKA Normwestern is a normie school.
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>>27478540
>>27478563
too much crime and black people
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Jeez beta's. If you make eye contact with a stranger is that hard to just smile and say "hey " or "how are you?"
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>constantly look around my classroom because I was fucking stupid and didn't pay attention
>always look the same path around the entire room
>every fucking time I pass this one girl, it's about a second or two of eye contact
>can't help but feel that I'm being a fucking weirdo
>can't help but laugh either because it happened like 8 fucking times
>tfw she laughed too
thank fuck. I thought I was fucked
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>>27478391
>If you see a girl, you look at her, smile, then look forward again.

I hate this stupid fucking meme, I refuse to believe that smiling like an autistic at some random cute girl like a fucking weirdo is considered attractive. If anything she'll probably laugh at you because of stupid you looked while doing it
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>>27477969
where is this from?


von wo ist das?
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>>27478583
this is even worse

sometimes I try to say hello but I say it too quietly and it sounds SUPER creepy

imagine someone walking by you and whispering hello without making eye contact

its a very bad alternative
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>>27478593
https://www.google.com/maps/@42.0578432,-87.6771372,3a,75y,337.7h,87.13t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1shiNODwjQzIv2y-F3MhXnBQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!6m1!1e1
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>>27478585
I'm the same way anon I always just glance around the room when I'm not taking notes.

really weird feel when someone looks back and happens to look right at you
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>>27478391
I know. The difference with me is that I'm pretty uggo and creepy looking. I wish I could just act normal but I have low self esteem because of how I look. With men it's easier to not act like such a weirdo because I don't care about my looks around them, and yeah I give them a casual nod most of the time

Thanks for giving advice though :)
People like you make the world a better place (not being sarcastic)
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>>27478588

You don't have to smile like the god damn cockmongler. Is smiling really that hard of a concept for you?
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>>27478563
NW was easy to get into because I knew a professor there. It's the only school I applied to.
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>>27478236
>tfw I've missed friends/acquaintances trying to get my attention because I look forwards at all times to avoid eye contact
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>>27478512
>>27478540
>going to top schools
JUST
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>>27478692
> Is smiling really that hard of a concept for you?

Actually? It is, when my parents take pictures of me they tell me not to smile because I do a "donkey smile" as they call it and it looks stupid. I have never been able to smile properly in any picture I've taken, I just smile but apparently my version of smiling is not the "proper" way to smile. I thought a smile was a smile but I've been told I can't smile properly, I wish I could smile like a slutty sorority girl/cheerleader, they have the smiling act down.

Maybe I should practice taking dozens of selfies each day until I get the hang of smiling properly.
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I'm glad my parents told me to walk with my head straight.

If there's a qt ahead, i'll look at her, if she's not looking at me i'll go back to normal, if she looks at me i'll make eye contact for 1 or 2 seconds and then go back to normal, it's not alpha mode but it's far from autistic.

Also walking with your hands inside your pockets like that is a sign of pure autism.
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>>27478795

Look at pictures of people smiling normally and imitate them.

>>27478827
>Also walking with your hands inside your pockets like that is a sign of pure autism.

It's acceptable because it's cold outside.
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>>27478865
>Look at pictures of people smiling normally and imitate them.

Does that really work though? I can try practicing in front of a mirror I suppose, but see I always thought my smile looked fine but a lot of people (Including my parents) tell me it doesn't and that I look like a donkey.
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>>27478914
>I look like a donkey.

You're showing too much teeth and gums then. You don't have to do more than curving your lips.
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>>27478784
It's really easy. Most people don't get in simply because they don't think they can and never apply. The reason why the rejection rates are so high is because a ton of idiots waste their money sending in applications because they don't realize how stupid they are while the people that actually have a good shot at getting accepted feel inadequate.
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>>27478784
If it makes it any better, I'm doing mediocre at college, am involved in 0 clubs, have no friends, and spend all my time in my room posting on /r9k/.
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It happens to the best of us.
i.imgur.com/tfufAE4.gif

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>>27479032
>I'm doing mediocre at college, am involved in 0 clubs, have no friends, and spend all my time in my room posting on /r9k/.

Are you me? That's basically my life currently, I go to my classes, come back to my dorm room and barricade myself in my room as I masturbate and post on 4chan. I have no friends either
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>>27478603
Say it loud(not shout) and confidently.

Only speak if your eyes meet. Because it could be awkward unless you have confidence.
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>>27479088
It's too late for it to get any better at this point, so I'm just going to try to get a job and ride it out until I die. I hope /r9k/ never gets shut down.
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>>27479088
>Are you me? That's basically my life currently, I go to my classes, come back to my dorm room and barricade myself in my room as I masturbate and post on 4chan. I have no friends either

lol same
except i am not even doing well in college desu
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>>27478914
it works as long as the smile is genuine. I've been smiled at by a woman once and it felt great. It's a natural human thing dawg
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>>27478119
>>27478168
>>27478191
>>27478271
>>27478295
>>27478429


Sometimes I fucking love this place, tbqh.
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>>27479032
>>27479088
>>27479154
>>27479197
It's great, you don't even have to do your homework or go to class in college. Just take all your exams, turn in any major papers, and that's basically a guaranteed B.
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>>27479280
Yeah, that's been exactly the way it's played out for me.
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>>27479088
same fampai. expect im doing better than mediocre. and i go to a university in canada.
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>>27479280

What kind of easy shit classes are you taking that you can pass an exam without going to class or doing homework?
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>>27479280
>take all your exams, turn in any major papers, and that's basically a guaranteed B.

except no
for humanities ok but for technicals this is the farthest from the truth
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>>27479325
I took a CS discrete math class where I only attended class once every week to turn in usually about half the assignment. Homework was only worth 5%, so I got a B+ just from the exams.
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>>27479325
Just follow the syllabus and read along with the textbooks and you'll be fine. Before tests I go through the powerpoints for review and that's usually enough. My foreign language classes are the only ones small enough where your attendance is noticed so I still go to those but generally attending lecture isn't necessary.

>>27479337
Maybe. I got my math and science credits taken care of in high school.
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>>27479477
>Maybe. I got my math and science credits taken care of in high school.
whats your major? do you want to be a lawyer or something?
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>>27479494
Philosophy lol though I'm probably just going to drop out.
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>>27479558
>Philosophy lol though I'm probably just going to drop out.

wait are you the uchicago anon or northwestern anon

why are you gonna drop?
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What do you do when you can see someone staring at you out of the corner of your eye? It seems like normal people always turn their head and catch me even if I just happen to glance their way but when I feel someone looking at me I just pretend I don't notice. What if I look at them and they actually weren't looking at me but then they notice me staring and glance back and all of a sudden I played myself?
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>>27479594
NW. It's a boring waste of money. I'm going to college because that's what I was supposed to do and I thought I might meet some relatable people. Turns out it's just full of spoiled assholes.
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>>27477969
Yes, except I just pull out my phone and flip back and forth between my anime home screens since I have no messages.
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