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Who else is creating a tinder out of curiosity?
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Who else is creating a tinder out of curiosity?
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>>27477284
I have thought about it too, the city i live is no that big so am afraif of being matched with i know.
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>>27477284
you're about to have your self esteem crushed like a soda can
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I decided against it.

It would be nice to know just how attractive I am, but I chose to avoid playing into the Jewish trap altogether.

Instead, I'll stay at home and simultaneously shitpost esoteric memes on several political extremist ice sculpting advice columns.
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>>27477284

>>27478062
Exactly this, I created a tinder profile and took a bunch of new pictures to make myself look as attractive as I could. It was awful. I swiped right on everyone and only matched with morbidly obese girls who wore autismclothes, and then when I messaged them, they still didn't respond. I deleted my tinder after a week and gave up on trying to interact with girls again, this time hopefully for good.
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>>27478265
>>27478062
You cant crush what isnt there
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>>27478292
It can always get worse, anon.
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>>27477284
>creates OKC
>gets this shit

Should I do it? Seems like bad fun, plus he could take me shopping and run errands. Win win situation. I thought this was just a meme
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>>27478373
roastie please go ree etc
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>>27478373
>22
>create ok cupid
>get literal ogres and sjw types
what the fuck did i ever do to deserve this
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>>27478292

I used to be this naive
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>>27478609
not him but what do you mean?
fuck stories like that make me scarred to make one
i have some time tomorrow so i was going to set one up, but if its going to be a giant let down why bother
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I did literally an hour ago. I have no profile picture or bio; just looking at all the local females.
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I went out with a girl on Tinder. She had a 7/10 face and a 9/10 body. Went over her place, she wanted to do some sexual shit but I was high as fuck and not feeling it. I said wait till the pills. We went out clubbing, it was aight. I lost her later that night and never got to bust a nut :(
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>>27478763
>missing out on sex because you're a degenerate
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>>27478797
eh, yeah it sucked but it's not the end of the world. You try fucking a stranger within the first fifteen minutes of meeting her; if the vibe isn't there the experience is shit.
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>>27478527
I made one too and started getting replies now.

Pretend you're a standup comedian and everything you say has to be an ebin joke. You'll always get replies back.
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>>27478874
That's why you just have drinks at her place and chat for 30-40 minutes while watching a shitty tv show and then go at it
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>all these girls saying they're curvy
Hmmm
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>>27478292
You can tell yourself that, it'll work the first few dozen times maybe if you're lucky, eventually that'll wear down
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>>27477284
I did a year or so ago. I wish I didn't. It just confirmed what I already knew but wanted to pretend wasn't true.
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>her profile is a hostile list of demands and red flags
>she crops out part of her face or hides her gross body behind objects
>she stands sideways
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>filtered so only gets girls yet claim she's gender neutral
HMMM
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>Be me
>Semi attractive weeaboo virgin
>In college
>Ratio of women to men is like 3:1
>Create tinder because why the fuck not
>Swipe right on dozens of girls at my college
>Week passes by
>No replies from anyone
>Nobody swiped right

I guess anime really is the ultimate turn off for girls, I know we have a lot of normie girls at my college and I didn't even swipe right on a lot of normie girls. Most of them were just semi weird or looked like they had weird quirks, but holy fuck I didn't even get ONE fucking person. It would have been at least nice to get one girl who wanted to at least talk with me.

I'm not chad material and honestly I went into Tinder expecting not to get any replies but I just was being overly hopeful that at least one girl might have been interested in talking.
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>>27478609
This.
Also related image added.
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help me robots what am I supposed to say?
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I have one but just lead girls on because I'm a neet and can't take them out or anything.

One time a girl matched with me and she had a height requirement that I did not meet so I said good luck finding a suitable height guy and she responded THANKS!

lel
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>had tinder for years
>only 200 matches
>bunch of landwhales
>can tell a bot from real person
>only bots are the attractive ones
>if I match with 8/10 they dont reply


fuck tinder
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>>27479396

big surprise, nobody wants you. why havent you figured this out yet
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>>27480349
Say so is my future
If you are in for depressive shit, might as well go all the way
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>>27480349
>Not as dark as my dick in yo ass, cutiepie ;)
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>>27480349
it's easy, just say
>4 u
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>>27477284

I've had it for about a week now and holy fuck about 80% of the girls in my city are fucking club sluts looking for chads, or ltterally to normal/qt for me.

And the saddest part i haven't gotten a matches yet.

If you don't want to kill want to kill whatever non existent hope you have with finding a normal girl save yourself the trouble OP its not worth it. The standards are too high and not enough below average that will swipe left for you.

If you think you're at least a 7/10 you might have a chance.

Good luck if you decide to OP, you're gonna need it
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>>27477284
Does this work to just get friends?
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>>27480960
Tinder is exclusively for casual sex, so no.
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>>27480990
How can i get friends then?
That's all i want, just a friend.
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>>27481072
i will be you're friend
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>>27481091
>you're

Yeah sorry, I don't befriend illiterates.
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>>27481137
that's a pretty old meme, pal. you shouldn't be using a 142 filename image without recognizing that highly notorious meme
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>>27481166
And if you weren't so new you would have realized that my post was from a new IP. This Indicates I was impersonating that anon to trick you!

Dohohaoho! The ultimate bait!
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>>27477284
>2016
>didnt already created 3 differente tinders for real robot, chad and stacy
wow anon
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>>27481198
>40 / 10 / 29 / 1

you got me anon i concede
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I had female friends who used various dating sites and apps simply to get compliments from people or to create fake accounts to do some kind of sick social experiment which just results in them trying to justify their shitty behaviors.
Online social anything is shit
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>>27481293
You should have installed 4chanX. there's an option that shows when a new post is from a new ip
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I only get 2-3 matches a week and the girls either never respond back, live too far away, or both.

I feel like I'm so close yet so far, it's a very abstract feeling
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EZPZ nerds
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>>27481496
Another (ggnore)
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Made an OKC profile about a month ago and was able to chat with someone. Things were going good until my sister and my parents said something about how unlikely it was that something might happen and how women have a lot of needs. Was too nervous to talk to her and eventually became more reclusive to everyone.

There's a reason why people say "All you need is confidence bro", it makes you more motivated.
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>>27477284
Love Drunk Tinder
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>>27481496
>>27481577
>>27483714
youll never fuck any of these since you are only memeing and they meme back
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>>27483761
We aren't the same dude.
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Tried it a few times recently. 5 matches so far, all guys despite putting my preference as both men and women. Sigh
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