Why don't you guys just get a girlfriend THEN cut off her roastie while she's asleep?
Worked for me.
HE DID IT
THE ABSOLUTE, IRREDEEMABLE MADMAN
>>27475838
dude i'm fucking eating rare steak here jesus fucking christ
>>27475838
What is dat
How's your life as a serial killer going? Are you going to make a necklace out of some nipples?
>>27475864
So you just eat Steak and browse /r9k/? Maybe it's just me but that seems kind of strange.
>>27475942
OP is lucky I value my meat or else I would've fucking rekt his ass
My girlfriend doesn't have a roastie.
This is epic OP. All roasties need to have this done to them to teach them some humility.
>angry white knight posting
>>27475996
>not angry steak posting
>>27475917
Cut roastie
>>27475927
Nah, I made a belt out of them
>>27475942
They eat roastie and browse
>>27475967
ill rek ur ass ;)
>posting about mutilating grill parts
>on r9k
We all know none of us are hard we're all just sad NEETs in a basement or still living with our parents. You don't have to lie OP.
>>27475838
You'll have to try harder than that to be edgy op, whole audiences of women literally cheer for the castration of men in real life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF_wwIjBxNM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUna51rI_eQ
is this real or is op just being a memearoni
>>27476124
real. you can tell by the blood at the top and the pink
>>27475942
>he doesn't eat meals in front of the computer
>>27475838
looks like paper and paint.
doesn't even look like blood. blood is thick.
>>27475942
I ate a lamb steak with asparagus while browsing a minute ago
>>27476189
the blood is fucking thick. are you blind, anon?
nice thin sliced steak, make yourself a philly cheese
>>27475838
you have a little girl hand?
r u a qt women hater too?
>>27476207
John wants to suck your cock
>>27475838
I'm glad I was't the only one eating something when I entered.
>>27475838
Are you a light skinned African?
>>27476207
i missed you samsong
>>27476260
no.
>>27476248
what did you eat?
>>27476261
shut up, john.
>>27476296
A ham and cheese sandwich with Ketchup, mayo, and a little mustard.
>>27476317
Yumyum. What type of cheese?
>>27476244
who's John?
>>27476261
thanks
I won't be around long though, it's only so long till the janitors wake up
>>27476356
John is the cock fag who said he missed you. Can you post your nudes for us? ;)
>>27476347
Pepperjack
>>27476317
>>27476248
I was having some mixed greens with lime juice, olive oil, salt and tinned tuna
>>27476374
That sounds really good, Anon.
>>27476372
Niicee. I had turkey and mashed potatoes with some garlic powder added. The shit was good.
Circumsision stole my foreskin so she should loose her roastie
>>27476017
moar foar the boar boy biguns
>>27476371
no. they're archived somewhere on the interwebs anyway, find them yourself
>>27476408
it was, though I would probably have added dijon mustard, thin sliced onion and maybe black pepper. my mum prefers to keep things simple
>>27476422
I always had a half circumcision, so because i had what i thought was a normal foreskin, and didn't look at pictures of other dicks, i thought i was fine. when i realized that my dick had been mutilated as a baby, it made me extremely fearful, paranoid, and depressed for months. I'd always been insecure about my penis as i was going through puberty at the time, and I'd just become comfortable with it when i found out it was a mutilation. It bothered me so much, and it was only coming here and meeting all kinds of people that allowed me to realize that people all have differences in their bodies, and that i wasn't a freak.
>>27476561
Most definitely.
I kind of wish I grilled it a little bit to melt the cheese a little.
Post a picture of the newly trimmed roast.
>you will never be murdered by shy robot serial killer
Fembot feels?
>>27476761
that can be really nice, though it means one has to have the salad on the side, heat is bad for delicate greens
