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>almost get laid after talking to girl for 3 weeks on tinder
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>almost get laid after talking to girl for 3 weeks on tinder
>she invites me over, we lay in bed together watching TV
>tell her I'm a virgin
>she changes her mind, says she "doesn't want to be my first" and I should save it for "true love"

What the fuck?
Didn't even get to kiss her.
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why did you tell her you're a virgin baka?
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>>27474616

Why would you even tell her that. It's so much easier to lie and just say you're really fucking rusty at sex.
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>>27474616
Literally Why Would You Do That: The Post
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>>27474632
I don't know. I didn't want her to be disappointed when the sex turned out bad I guess.

She also kinda asked if I've ever been with anyone.
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>>27474616
>tell her I'm a virgin
you asked for it
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>>27474662
this

never tell the truth to women when you are close to getting it. they think your first time should be special. its absurd
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>>27474662
Do you people seriously think you can just lie and pretend that you've had sex before?

You can't fake experience. Girls, especially from Tinder, can tell if you don't know what you're doing.
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>>27474700
>they think your first time should be special. its absurd
lol no they don't they just find male virgins pathetic
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>>27474616
>"tell her I'm a virgin"
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>>27474706
I dunno I was 16 when I lost my virginity and it was a 18 year old girl and she sucked my dick and was hesitant to take my virginity. I just lied and we smashed.
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>>27474701
Who cares? By the time she finds out you'd already be balls deep. Much better than just her getting up and leaving once she finds out you a sperg virgin.
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>>27474616
why the fuck did you tell her
you dumbass
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>>27474616
you treated your virginity like it was a big deal. It's not that she minds you're a virgin. She minds the complex you have which is a massive turn off.
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Always lie and tell her your on a dry spell

T. 24 year old virgin
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>>27474616
I was in the same situation

laying on her bed talking about how many guys she has fucked "OH.. let me see.. I don't know maybe 30 guys.. how many girls have you slept with anon?"
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>>27474616
Why didn't you just lie and tell her you've only had sex once and it was a long time ago. That's better than telling her your a virgin you fucking cuck
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>>27474701
I've watch more porn in a week than others on a year.

I think I know what I'm doing.
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bro first time i got laid i told the girl i was a virgin

it was just some random chick after a night out and honeslty i didn't even care about fucking her

but i guess she wanted it anyway...
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