Hope you enjoyed your easter, wagecucks. Now get back to earning my neetbucks.
>>27474420
Heh, jokes on you NEET i actually like my job
>>27474444
Wagecucks say the silliest of things to keep themselves sane and convincing themselves what is right for society.
So neet-fag what are you going to do in early 2017 when this man kills your way of life? Im looking forward to the future, can you say the same?
>>27474420
Oh...you're back.
>>27474420
Fuck you reeeeeeeejfieurjejejdjekfifkrkeieiekfkfufk
who else had a pretty neet day?
I woke up when I felt like it to find a cheque in my mailbox for doing nothing, so I went out to deposit it and decided on a nice little middle eastern place for lunch. I then browsed the local shops and picked up supper. when I got home I spent the rest of my afternoon reading comics and shitposting on /r9k/ until I felt like it was time to take a nap. when I woke up I had a message on skype from a qt and we chatted for a while. now Im sipping a coffee and eating a buttered tea biscuit while watching netflix, not knowing for sure when I'll go to sleep because it doesn't matter
I guess being stuck in the same office until 9-5 would've been a lot more fulfilling though, lol
>>27474420
jokes on you neet I quit my job at mr. shekelsteins today :,)
>>27475548
the jokes on wagies who still work their jobs, you've just joined the master race with the rest of us
>>27475513
This was a nice post my liege.
>>27475625
Thank you, my friendo.
>>27475513
What a pathetic life.
>>27475710
Keep telling yourself that :^)
I hope you didn't forget to clock out today, Mr. Shekelstein would be very upset.
>>27474420
I'd rather work ther hardest labour job than do fuck all all day everyday.
I want to end myself after a week off and actually want to go back to work.
>>27475774
>people like this exist
Humanity sure has a cursed existence. I can't wait for the singularity to hit and all of you wagies to find yourselves forced into our superior life style
meet up at piano lounge as usual my fellow Neets?
>>27475812
Think we could check out that new dessert bar that opened up recently? I hear they have really good cakes.
>>27475809
People like you exist
We should be fucking hunting shift and running about.
You would rather spend your life wanking 7 times a day, watching anime and playing with your my little ponies.
What kind of men are you people. Fucking man children.
Christ I can't wait for WW3 so I can die on a battle field and leave all you cross dressing Moutain dew drinking; tendie eating virgins behind.
>>27475928
>Christ I can't wait for WW3 so I can die on a battle field and leave all you cross dressing Moutain dew drinking; tendie eating virgins behind.
We can't wait either. Your wife won't have to be so secretive anymore.
>>27475928
the entire point of human evolution is to do less work and have more free time. fucking gorillas sit around chewing their food for half of their waking hours. we evolved the ability to cook food so we can spend less time eating and hunting. now we have taxes so the few smart humans can just relax all day every day.
NEETs are the future, my friend
>>27474420
The money that also pays for the roads, hospitals, emergency services and education? I'm glad to. In fact my old man is a firefighter, my brother is a state attorney and I drive a car. On the other hand criminal scum get free legal aid and access to better healthcare and accomodation in prison than the homeless. Paying taxes is a double-edged sword, the fact that as much as a cent goes toward people like you is a point of indifference
>>27475978
>implying anyone on here is married
How do neets make money? If they don't get some kinda bux, do they just ask their family for money all the time? Isn't that painfully awkward?
>>27474481
you live with your parents, we get it
>>27476100
they get paid royalties at the piano lounge
>>27476123
>not inheriting a house from your granny
Sucks to be you lol
>>27476042
notuing about that lifestyle is natural.
Can't believe how you can't see how sad the NEET life style is.
Thank fuck you sad acts can't reproduce.
Ironic you were talking Darwinism when natural selection makes you so pathetic you won't pass on your genes.
>>27476100
I'm guessing the social retards that comprise the majority of this board reached the point of indifference long ago
>>27476144
cooking isn't natural, anon. no other animal does it. at this point we may as well continue down our unnatural path of ease and luxury
>>27476169
reproduce means having sex, not making dinner
>>27476042
>fucking gorillas sit around chewing their food for half of their waking hours.
So do some of you fat ugly faggots
>>27476196
humanity is past the point of biological evolution. we're talking cultural evolution here. society exists to make our lives easier, not to break our backs for some false sense of accomplishment
>>27476100
I inherited 7 houses, I rent out 6 of them.
>>27476100
>get $41k college fund from family at 18(2011)
>don't go to college
>invest it wisely instead, utilizing my free time effectively
>it jumped to $98k(bitcoin was half the growth, I admit) by 2014
>put 80k into p2p lending with an interest rate of 8% after inflation
>live with parents so it's enough to do things, maintain my car, and buy books to read
>write erotica on the side for shits and giggles
>erotica catalog on Amazon makes me an extra $500 - $800 per month depending on how much I add
Living the life.
>>27474420
Wageboys, get in here! Let the good times rollll
>>27476169
You say it's easy but you have no money
No car
No house
Live of handouts
You are a dependant. When your folk die you're fucked .
You will have developed no character or any skills unless you count a four stroke orgasm a skill.
There's a high chance you're diet of soda and chips will cause you to die before your parents do so you'll inherit fuck all.
Meanwhile Chad I'll be making dime, going out, doing shit and banging broads. You'll be unloading all your jizz into a full sized anime pillow
>>27476249
We are society, there is a sense of accomplishment in doing meaningful work that benefits society as a whole
>>27476264
Haha so much bullshit in this comment I pissed myself
>>27476294
I live on my own, thank you :^)
And when my parents die I'll get an other house, one to live in and one to rent. Or maybe I'll finally decide to have kids. Thats the best thing about being a guy, is that Im fertile for way longer than a woman and can keep having a family on the backburner.
But honestly having kids and passing down a lineage is all garbage and I have no interest. Thats just more wagie propaganda.
>>27476266
>live with parents
>Living the life.
Yes, living that sweet life of having mommy make you dinner every night and then going downstairs to watch anime, beat off, shitpost on 4chan, and wonder what its like to have a real life.
Yeah... totally living the dream pal lol
>>27476321
>We are society, there is a sense of accomplishment in doing meaningful work that benefits society as a whole
Maybe when humanity lived in tiny villages where everyone had to contribute or they'd all starve. But with megafarms and metropolises thats all in the past.
>>27475928
Why don't you just enlist now you poser?
>>27475513
...this actually sounds possible. Like you could have posted some bullshit about bettering yourself but you just posted a realistic day. Good on you NEET.
>>27476419
he's just being ironic, no one here is actually a wagie slavecuck. why would someone like that ever post on /r9k/?
>>27476355
I love that you lie on the internet about your life and probably believe it all.
"Decide to have kids"
Haha like it would be your choice to have sex you fat cunt.
I bet you believe your lies about your life.
"I'll inherit the house"
Parent hate you
"Fertile"
400lbs and balls crushed
"Wage cucks"
I could get a job if I wasn't 400lbs
>>27476469
I think its funny you think I'm lying, because it being the truth would just shatter your fragile little mind :^)
>>27476349
It is not, I live in eastern european shithole so theres that but still
>both side of grandparents were single children
>both my mother and father were single children
I receive about 2500$ after taxes-maintenance. Maybe poor in US of A and definitely I don't live lavish here, but I'm pretty comfy.
But I understand where you are coming from, housing prices in western europe/usa are very high so it might look impossible to you.
>>27476487
Fragile little mind
> so euphoric
>>27476507
lol
these sort of posts from wagies just help to reaffirm how great my lifestyle is.
>>27475812
I>>27475835
>>27476487
Nigga. Stop
>>27476419
> actually taking that bait
>>27476379
>spending half of your life making money for Mr. Shekelstein to live alone in a shitty apartment is better than making money passively and living with mommy
Nope. You really don't know what you're missing. How do you even live? And no, I wouldn't be fucked if my parents died. I'd double my networth from the life insurance payout and make $20k - $25k passively from then on. I'd be able to live in a small studio apartment in a small city and still continue to live this lifestyle. Not to mention, I could just go to comm. college for a couple years, transfer to a state uni, and then come out debt free and still over $200k ahead of my peers.
So yeah. #winning
Continue thinking that you have such a great life, man. It makes NEETs like me laugh. We may not do much, but at least we don't waste our lives in wagecuckery.
>>27476583
SHUT UP, ITS NOT TRUE. YOURE JUST A FAT 400 POUND LOSER WHO HATES HIMSELF. MY LIFE IS GREAT, REALLY
>>27476542
Lifestyle
>being obese
>never leaving the house
>no physical contact with humans
>never washing
>only eating processed foods
>worst clothes ever
>no car
> haven't seen cock in 7 years
"Lifestyle"
>>27474420
But I worked during Easter. I'm off until Wednesday.
>>27476583
Haha I love the delusion
>>27476627
> haven't seen cock in 7 years
What, Mr. Shekelsteins every time he takes it out for you to polish? :^)
>WORK THAT SHAFT FASTER, ANON. I DONT PAY YOU TO SLACK
>>27476272
rolling with my dick :^)
>>27476663
Must have hit pretty close to home there.
Just lift your stomach up and get a mirror sadact
>NEETfag baiting people all over again
Jesus christ just dont reply to him and he will eventually stop
>>27476719
The only salty person here is you. You just can't accept people have better lives than you do. I don't blame you though, thats just what being a wagie does to an otherwise normal human being
>>27475513
Don't you plan on eventually looking for a job? You can't be a NEET forever friend.
>>27476770
>better lives
>being poor
Sorry no
>>27476719
>sadact
Is this a new British meme?
>>27476662
What have I said was delusional? I literally gave you my background and now you're crying because your assumption that "all neets are 500lb retards who do nothing but jerk off" isn't true. What about this do you not comprehend? That someone might want to fuck around, read books, play video games, lift, write erotica, and shitpost instead of work a soulsucking job? It's easy. And no, living with mommy isn't bad at all. Italian mommies are best mommies for a reason.
Like I said though, continue thinking your superior because you waste half your life doing something you'd rather not be. Not my problem.
>>27476812
You're such a sadact
>>27476487
... but the "truth" you've told us is still pathetic to anyone who leaves the house more than once a month.
>>27476784
>You can't be a NEET forever friend.
Why not? He is making 2500$ a month passively in Eastern Europe. That'd be like 10k$ a month in Burgerland
>>27476808
money only exists to provide and make you happy. I already have that. I think shekelstein's greed is rubbing off on you
>>27475928
[comment original, muting need not apply]
>>27476820
500lbs?
So you are 400lbs like I said
>>27476820
"Your superior"
You are
>>27476835
Samefagging this hard
>>27476900
>>27476835
I'm the eastern european neet, no I was not samefagging.
though I disagree with the poster that it would equal 10k in burgerland. Somethings are very expensive here for example I cant buy electronics as much as I like. But food is much cheaper.
I would say it puts me in a place just above middle class but below upper middle class professionals.
on the day of the rope worthless social parasites like you are gonna be hanged along niggers, jews, racemixers, "intellectuals", marxists, and kikes
>>27476758
>bait
But nothing he says is wrong.
>>27476900
>Samefagging this hard
That was my first post ITT, wagie ;)
>>27476857
I'm 153lbs as of 2 days ago. Continue trying to find excuses as to why my life is shittier than yours.
In all honesty, we NEETs are basically the less wealthier versions of rich trust fund kids. We might have to settle for jeans from macy's instead of designer, but that doesn't mean we're the bums you think we are. We do what we want within income constraints. That's all.
You know what the greatest part about being a NEET is though? No alarm clocks. Seriously. My friends all seem 10 years older than I am in energy levels just due to wagecuck sleeping habits. Hope you enjoy working on 4 hours of sleep.
And don't forget to grease Mr. Shekelstein's cock real well tomorrow too.
>>27476900
I should proofread posts. You still understand what I mean.
>people who aren't neets actually posting on /r9k/
For what purpose? You're just like the people you complain about by virtue of posting here. There's literally no way to claim moral superiority
>>27476946
very ironic that your rhetoric is very similar to communist rhetoric. Its just that they label the capitalist class as parasites.
They also glorify wagecuckery/labor.
>>27476972
Ugh my browser shows you were samefaggin
What a retard
>>27476583
lol... glad your life plan includes hoping your parents die. hilariously pathetic.
enjoy your life of non existence. your peak in life is probably this thread.
>>27476977
Stop taking bait
>>27477015
I don't hope my parents die. I love them and the income increase isn't really worth hoping for it.
But yeah, continue calling me pathetic. Just remember who's working the soulsucking job for the rest of his life.
>>27477015
if you aren't hoping for the same thing, I'm sure your kids are. assuming the wife who married you for your betabux didn't actually give birth to chad's kid
>>27476953
Can't confirm or deny if its wrong because I am not aiming for NEEThood
Its just that he keeps posting about how his life is "superior" because he is doing nothing
Jesus fucking christ just let the people live their goddamn lives and have their goddamn choices of living without having that stupid superiority complex
People dont get directly hurt, do they?
If his life is so superior, why can't he shut himself for damn good?
>>27476820
>waste half your life doing something you'd rather not be.
yeah why not be you and just waste your entire life.
>>27477050
He's encouraging wageslaves to leave their lives of suffering and false gifts, and embrace the NEET life.
>>27477015
/thread done
>>27477077
But thats not how the system fucking works
If no one works and everyone is a NEET,where is the money coming from?
How will production of things work? We are too far away from a fully automatized world.
How would economical relationship work when no one does anything?
>>27477046
Do you know how economics work?
Don't have to work rest of my life.
Solid pension, good investments.
Work 19 weeks a year.
Can retire at 50.
Congrats on that welfare thougj
>>27477046
what if i told you i actually love my job, have a bunch of friends that i work with, and make over six figures, and don't have to live with my mom and try to rationalize my pathetic lifestyle?
this is what being a real winner feels like. your lifestyle is only sustainable because someone else did all the work for you. you rip on work, but someone else did it for you, you're just mooching of their "soulsucking job"
bet that brings a lot of pride and reward. ripping on people that work, while mooching off of them at the same time.
yes... pathetic.
>>27477136
if you actually love your job then why are you so adamant about disproving anyone who has the opposite lifestyle? we NEETs just want to see you be as happy as we are, not contemplating suicide when you get your 20 overdue bills in the mail every month because you live an expected lifestyle of a wagie that most people can't afford, job or not
>>27477049
the betas in this thread are the people living with mommy and daddy. losers are probably still breastfeeding. thought that was supposed to make kids smarter. maybe the benefits stop after 2 years and have diminishing returns at 24.
>>27477129
>>27477136
Okay, guys. Whatever you say. You've chosen your way in life and I've chosen mine. God speed, hope you don't wear out your health before you can reach the Golden NEET Years of retirement.
>>27477128
A handful of 4chan browsers hardly constitutes the entire economy.
>>27477183
What, you think you're some sort of alpha because you work for the jew? If you were some top-level executive maybe you'd have some grounds for belittling others, but you're just as beta as anyone here. Hell, you post on /r9k/ for fuck's sake. What "successful" person does that?
This is the reality of NEET life
>life with a real adult
>own nothing
>play vidya all day
>man child
>awful diet
>man child
>ugly even if not fat
>hated by everyone
>no fashion
>anime
> belief of superior intellect
>sheltered from the world
>no friends
>delusional
>>27477182
>why are you so adamant about disproving anyone who has the opposite lifestyle?
because the losers who are living with mommy in this thread are the ones who are claiming the superior life. im here to remind you, like the rest of society, that you're a pathetic joke.
live your life, fine, but im not starting threads ripping on losers who live with their parents. that shits too easy.
>>27477237
Based god
>>27477184
>hope you don't wear out your health before you can reach the Golden NEET Years of retirement.
and i hope whoever you're mooching off of has enough money to sustain your parasitic lifestyle. so stupid. make fun of people that work, but are fucking living off one.
cheers dude.
NEETs
>I can learn music
>learn a language
>learn a trade
>learn to code
>learn a science
>go for a hike
> lift
Actually just spend all time wanking and sleeping
>>27477212
>What, you think you're some sort of alpha because you work for the jew?
lol
>Hell, you post on /r9k/ for fuck's sake. What "successful" person does that?
ive been here just a few times. like to stop in and check on what the parasites and bottom feeders are doing. because yeah, it makes me feel better. seeing threads like this where people brag about mooching off their parents and still living with mommy?
lol... those are the "alphas" around here right? shits just hilarious man.
>>27477237
Most of us don't live with mommy, you just want to believe we do.
>>27477345
Living with daddy is just the same mate
>>27477345
uhh the guy i was mainly talking to DOES live with mommy and said so and was bragging about it. im sure some of you have really nice shitty apartments filled with empty mountain dew cans and overflowing trash cans.
>>27477374
Why are you so desperate to believe that NEETs aren't happy and living on their own? It sounds like some deep rooted insecurities to me
People not realising there is browsers designed that show same fagging
>>27477232
>Live with a real adult providing essentials for you - happiness
>Own nothing, have nothing to answer for - happiness
>Play vidya all day - happiness
>awful diet, but tastes good - happiness
>man child - happiness
>ugly - who cares, you have a waifu - happiness
>hated by everyone - feels good being superior to jealous normies - happiness
>no fashion - no need to worry about it - happiness
>anime - happiness
>belief of superior intellect - proven by his happy, care-free lifestyle
>sheltered from the world - happiness
>no friends IRL, but plenty online - happiness
>delusional - happiness
Compared to the wagecuck life:
>wake up too early and when the system wants you to, not yourself - suffering
>commute for an hour or more - suffering
>work a shitty job with varying degrees of harshness, monotony, and boredom - suffering
>for 8 fucking hours (LOL)
>5 days of the fucking week (LMAO)
>for some fucking jew who looks down on you as the beta slave you are - suffering
>eat a shitty, hastily thrown together meal in the middle of that somewhere
>commute home for another hour in bad traffic and boredom - suffering
>have to quickly prepare your own meal and eat it, probably some slop
>have to take care of all your roastie's problems or even lose half of that wage you worked oh so hard for to her child support - suffering
>by the time you've been forced through everything, you can finally relax... for an hour (HAHAHA)
>go to sleep dreading the next day of almost literal slavery, remembering and fantasizing of the care-free NET life you used to live
>delusional and angry at NEETS who played the system and won, and thus enjoy a much happier and more fulfilling life than you ever will
>>27476946
>Thinking that is possible in the nearby 100 years
wew laddie
>tfw mom hates me for being lazy
>puts a lock on my room during daytime
>sometimes turns off internet at night(i have predownloaded shows)
Still a neet. I honestly feel miserable though when she gets mad at me. Still don't want to be a miserable wagecuck either, I remember that life, it was pure suffering. Now its just waiting to see if she have enough and kick me out, at which point I'll probably starve and die because I'm too much of a lazy piece of garbage to exist.
>tfw actually considering buying loterry tickets
M-maybe I'll win the .00000000000000009 chance and never have to be miserable again...
>>27477441
Good effort I actually laughed
>>27477441
>Unironically thinking life is only about "Muh happiness"
Happiness is a fucking meme, I say this as a temporary NEET
>>27477441
tl;dr you're proud of being a pathetic loser.
>>27477522
>the only reason to live is a meme
>>27477538
Happiness a shit
Life is not all happy and rosy how you would like to belive
It hits us hard, it takes away, it eventually destroys us, because it has to, a life full of happiness is far away from reality, just aswell as a life full of sadness is far away from reality
Both has to exist in life, and if one outweighs the other, a catastrophe, or at least really bad things are coming towards you
Self-Employment>GoodJob>NEETdom>WageCuck
Self employment is the best option. No jews or CEOs trying to take your money away and no working "for the man". An honest days pay for an honest days work.
I'd rather be NEET forever than be a mcwagecuck or work for a simolarly large organistation where you get treated like shit.
man wagecucks fall for the bait so easily
I bet the majority of the neetposters are wagies
>>27476213
Rekt
Beat me to it, these fat fucks eat all day too
>>27477651
depends what you consider self-employment. I rent rooms for a profit, but its not like it takes any effort.
>>27476272
I am rolling by replying
>>27476272
Bring on quads mannn
>>27477651
Self employment is putting the collar on your neck and hoping your clients yank the leash eventually.
>>27476272
Ill fuck her throat roll
