Who /secretly gay/ here?
People are starting to suspect that I'm gay because I don't hit on girls and I'm effeminate
Feels bad man
>>27474296
iktf bro. I try to socially isolate myself as much as possible so no one has a chance of figuring out I'm gay.
Right here. Not sure how much longer I can keep it up considering I'm getting close to 3rd year of college and have literally never had a gf
>>27474254
>Spend holidays with family
>Anon do you have a gf yet?
![0d4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QP0dpu3.png "0d4[1].png")
>tfw I'm straight but everyone thinks I'm gay because I'm effeminate and conform to a few gay stereotypes
>mfw my mom tried to set me up with her boss's son.
>>27474522
>his mom isn't homophobic
you have no idea how lucky you are anon
>>27474522
I'm so lonely I probably would've rolled with it even though I'm not gay honestly
>>27474254
I'm bi and in the closet if that counts.
>>27474549
Same. My parents are the reason i stay in the closet.
>>27474550
you are a nice person
>>27474573
Doesn't really count. You can still get a hard on for girls and live the normie life. Gays who are attracted to masculinity don't even have the choice.
>>27474593
Iktf. Ironically my mom is far more homophobic than my dad.
>>27474593
>tfw they still actually think being gay is a choice
>tfw mom gives me the "we'll still love you even if you're gay" speech every month
>tfw tell her I'm not gay even though I probably am
Am not gay, I just have a fetish for futanari.
been alone so long I would probably have a relationship with a guy if it meant feeling worthwhile and cared-about again.
I'm setting up a date on sunday with a cute boy.
If dad found out he'd probably kick me out of the house and beat the shit out of me.
I want to stop but it just feels so nice. I feel safe and cared for and it eliminates the nerves of having to keep up an act for women and we share more hobbies.
>>27474601
It doesn't work so well when you fall in love with friends constantly and they can never know.
>>27474745
That's pretty sad, anon. I'm just pretty envious of bi guys because they can get it up with a woman.
I couldn't even get hard when a girl tried to give me a blowjob...
>>27474835
>I couldn't even get hard when a girl tried to give me a blowjob...
kek your brain is just broken. Bi really is masterrace.
/closetfag/ here, parents don't know, friends don't know.
I've thought about coming out but it would just put a strain on my few relationships. It doesn't really matter anyway. I'm a KV for life
>>27474729
>again
It's the worst, isn't it?
Now you know what you're missing and it makes the lack of it so much more horrible.
Why be secretly gay? You fags should just come out of the closet already. Society accepts you now, you mainstream motherfuckers.
I'm not gay, but i wish i was. Please someone tell me i'm being very retarded by saying this and that gays can have the same issues as heterossexual males regarding having trouble into finding a partner.
I have a best friend, i really like spending time with him, we rarely disagree on something, we talk about everything, we just don't have sex with each other and i don't feel sexually attrated to him. Oh wait maybe that's it right? fuck i'm lonely....carry on. May all of you find happiness.
>>27474859
I know. I was so ashamed that I lied and told her I just masturbated and that's why I couldn't get it up.
>>27474890
The few friends that I have are smart enough to realize being gay is a mental illness so those relationships would be awkward and wouldn't have the same level of closeness if I came out of the closet
>>27474835
That's unfortunate but just who you are. I have more in common with men and spend more time with them than the ones i date so i suppose it just makes me more likely not to care about girls that much.
>>27474890
A lot of us have families and communities where it's still unaccepted.
Hell, people still get put to death for it in Muslim countries.
>>27474859
>Bi really is masterrace.
It's not the master race when you don't know if you are going to wake up the next morning and lose your attraction to women.
>>27474593
I came out as trans to my parents and they were both cool with it. Luck of the draw I guess. I'm actually not gay but I can relate to what everyone else here is saying about being mistaken for a homo due to never having a gf and being effeminate.
>>27474888
>fetish for futanari.
yh bro. going from being indulged by a girl who adores you to spending day in day out alone for year after year... can't see anyway out atm lol
>>27474896
Its much more difficult being gay. Imagine having 1/10th your potential partners.
>>27474987
Uh.. Trans but not gay? What?
>>27474943
Regardless of what causes it, have you even tested the waters? Either you must be so full of self-hatred you can't see past what you only believe is a shortcoming, or you live somewhere so backwater they're still homophobic in which case it's probably time to move.
>>27474890
There's a difference between being politically correct and acceptance.
Japan can be degenerate as fuck, but being gay in real life is still not mainstream. They push them into one small area where they can freely express themselves. Out of sight, out of mind.
Im gay. Kinda wish I wasnt.
I'm /secretly bi/
Sometimes I'm almost 100% gay, sometimes I'm almost 100% straight, most of the time I'm in the middle. It's really weird to switch like that constantly but hey that's just how my brain works
I just wish some gay guy would hit on me so we could go out/have sex
Being a virgin fucking sucks but I'm sure you all know that
>>27475037
Transbians senpai.
They have the hardest time fitting in with other trans people.
>>27475040
My friends think it's weird but fine and my parents support gays but I think gays are weird so I'd just rather stay in the closet and die lonely
>>27475073
>Egoraptor+in+drag+is+this+legit.jpg
Yes, it's legit. He was in drag in Jontron's Malkovich video too
He needs to come out already
>>27475037
well I do like dicks but men no, I have no feelings for men so I consider myself straight.
>>27475073
Why did you post a man in a wig? You are not helping my cause?
>>27475073
What's the point of living like a woman as a male if you don't like men?
>>27475162
>You are not helping my cause?
Sorry senpai, but egoraptor is pretty well known and he's the first that came to mind. Posting Narcissa Wright would be more insulting.
>>27474296
im not gay just beta and people think im gay because of it.
>>27474965
I'm so sorry for you Britanons
>>27475187
Specifically going all the way with looks and hormones...
>>27475080
I understand that mentality, probably more than you know. You might feel that way now, but at some point, you'll have to stop giving a shit what people think and just be as kinky as you want. It may be a double edged sword where your rep is concerned, but it's also the only way you'll ever really be happy.
I sometimes feel that men could give me more affection than women ever did
>>27475187
They fell for the transbian 4chan meme
That shit is only popular on this site because straight guys fall for transitioning because people talk about HRT like it's a miracle drug then 6 months later they end up looking like Bruce Jenner
>>27475252
right? damn...i'm a guy ffs, i know how guys think. I can talk with random guys easily and tell the story of mylife if i'm in the mood for it.
Talking to women and especially women i find sexually attracted to i get all nervous and awkward and it will take months of social interaction before i can finally be myself.
>>27475265
It's a big meme, like bachelors degrees and women rights.
>>27475351
maybe we should just 'go gay', but im afraid that is not even possible... im simply not attracted to men.. i will be alone forever
>>27475252
lol wat
faggots don't even love they just fuck each other like dumb animals.
>>27475511
Why do you generalize all gay people?
That's simply not true.
>super young looking pedobait
>install grindr and old rich (some even good looking) guys all wanna do stuff
not sure what if I should take advantage of this or not.
Anyone who is into trap threads is either openly gay or secretly gay.
>>27474981
Mine changes all the time
Months I can't get it up for women
Months later and I can't get it up for men
I clearly like both but my brain won't stay in that mode
>>27475757
I'm not into trap threads but I am definitely gay
We need less trap threads and more muscle man threads.
>>27474745
Anon I'm a twink and I would totally date you.
>>27474721
WHO
Serial Number 2308
>>27476192
If you're into bara then yeah you're definitely gay.
I definitely don't think liking traps makes you gay though.
>>27476211
>tfw no twink to date
>>27475728
That's a good way to end up abducted, murdered, or infected with HIV.
Don't do it.
>>27476313
This.
Find someone trustworthy. Older gay men have the highest rate of HIV. Go for someone younger fuck.
>>27475187
>What's the point of living like a woman as a male if you don't like men?
I just don't like looking or acting like a man. Transsexuals aren't all fetishists out for cock you know.
>>27475265
Bruce Jenner is like 80 years old HRT usually works well on 20 somethings.
>>27476300
>tfw no bear to date
>>27474254
Me. "Gay life is easy' they said.
>Almost everyone in my town hates gays
>My family hates gays
>Tried to find a bf in secret but I'll never be good enough for anyone
>Will never be able to leave or have a happy life because I'm an incapable robot
>>27476628
I know this feel.
It's like the entire world is out to get you whenever you go outside too.
Gays can also be really superficial about looks. Not as bad as women at least.
>>27474254
I guess I am.My friends know. ___My family doesn't know.
>>27476628
Move out of Missouri.
>>27476628
Fucking hate this "being gay is easy" bullshit
Yea, it might be if you're a normie in your 20s, or a chad in your 30s
>>27476467
Tfw no average boy to date
>>27476684
>Gays can also be really superficial about looks. Not as bad as women at least.
I'd say they're as bad. Everyone, even robots, wants that perfect qt twink, or the handsome chad with a huge income
>>27476760
Not in Missouri.
>>27476778
Me too, anon.
There's no winning if you're a robot and being gay only introduces more problems.
>tfw no robot bf
I'm a gay guy.
That pepe has a nice butt
>>27476829
>Tfw you aren't my bf
it probably wouldn't work out.
>>27476821
Well whatever hick state you're in, move out.
>the only time men are attracted to you are is if they live far away
>>27476849
Probably. You could be an 8+/10 and would find somebody more handsome than me.
>>27476864
I can't. I'm an incapable robot with no means to leave.
>>27476829
Actual robot, or just "le nerdy normie"
Because everyone I met who wanted a robot hated that I didn't want to go out and socialize with their normie friends at a pub/bar.
Just want to stay inside and cuddle whilst watching tv/playing vidya and maybe walk around at night when the streets are empty holding hands
>>27476874
I'm a 5-6/10. I'm also a big weirdo. It comes with being a robot
>>27475486
It's not a choice.. can't change your sexual preferences unfortunately..
>>27474254
Literally I'll date any guy as long as he looks something close to this
>>27476874
>>27476917
You two should hook up
I would. I've been single for so long ;_;
>>27476955
You can desensitize yourself and make it tolerable though
>>27474254
>finally get a friend
>fall in love with him
Fuck
>>27476968
>any guy
>as long as he looks like this
You wut?
>>27476968
As long as he'd handsome, and tall, and bear mode?
Yea, good fucking luck.
>>27476970
>hook up
But I don't want to "hook up" immediately. I want to take it slow because I'm scared of intimacy
>>27477056
>>27477023
Honestly I don't think I'm being too picky. I see these kind of guys every day in America.
>>27477067
pls b in uk
>>27476731
I only told my friends too but I wouldn't say I'm secretly gay, I just haven't had a reason to tell anyone else yet. Just don't see the point in suddenly announcing I like cock out of the blue.
I guess I can see why some people might need to treat it with that kind of gravitas when they come out, because maybe it'd be a big deal to their families, but I'll just wait until they ask why I don't have a GF or something.
>>27476968
>yes.jpg
>>27477114
I'm in Murica. I'm sorry, anon.
>>27477176
I was born in the wrong country :(
>don't want to be a faggot
>have an easier and more satisfying fap fapping to degenerate gay shit
>gay thoughts and fantasies arouse me more
>don't want to live
>all i want is a wife and kids
>can't do this if faggot
>>27477224
>I was born
That's all I had to read to feel feels
I'm not 100% sure if I talk to no one because I don't want anyone to know I'm gay, or I'm just an antisocial weirdo.
>>27477263
>repressing yourself
Literally why? Don't tell me you drank the /pol/ kool-aid.
>>27477310
/pol/ is such fucking cancer. Their memes are shit-tier too.
I swear every one there is an edgy teenager.
>>27477176
>>27476917
I guess I'm a weirdo, too. H-how tall are you?
>>27477620
>asking about height
REEEEEEEEEE
>>27477638
I'm just asking. I'm6'3"if anybody really cares.
>thought I was straight for years
>had gay thoughts but repressed the shit out of them
>checked out guys but thought that was admiration or some shit
>eventually realize that I like guys
>fell for the "bisexuals don't exist meme" so thought I was gay
>really weird for the first 6ish months because I started repressing straight thoughts for some stupid fucking reason
>tried to force myself to like all guys similar to how I wanted to fuck all girls pre-realization
>eventually fall in love with girl and concede bisexuality
>comfortable with it for the most part
>realized the other day that I have maybe 20% straight thoughts now and the other 80% are gay as fuck
>pretty much all romantic thoughts are of men
>most sexual thoughts are of men but still have some thoughts of women
>straightness is wearing off
Am I just gonna go full homo or does this shit run in a cycle?
>>27477658
Nice6'0" here
>tfw girls check you out but no boys do
>>27477833
I'd probably check you out, fampai.If that's okay.
>>27477658
>5'6
You'd destroy me
>>27477681
Mine cycles between homo and straight. It's weird and will make relationships impossible.
>>27477847
Would that be so bad, Anon?
>>27477902
piggybacks would be fun!
>>27477844
That's completely ok [spoilers]as long as I can check you out too~[/spoilers]
>>27477943
You can. Please do!
>>27477943
How did I possibly fuck that up
>>27477938
Didn't notice the reply, sorry.
I-I'd give you piggyback rides, sure.
>>27474254
I'm bi and haven told anyone. I know i'm lucky i can pass as straight but, i don't know if i should tell my parents because they are Mormon.
>>27477658
>tfw the 6'3 chads take all the qts again
Straight or gay we never stood a fucking chance
>>27478087
I like small guys!
>>27474296
I'm not gay, but I sound gay, don't hit on girls, and never comment on their appearance. I've had relatives try to get me to come out, ask me if I'm gay etc...When you're socially awkward and come across as gay it really limits your pool of friends. Guys assume you like them, and any attempts at making friends is assumed to be a come on.
>>27478147
Th-thank you. Now I can sleep easy
>>27478195
Sleep tight cutie!
>>27474254
I think my friends percieve me as a sort of voracious omnivorous sexual opportunist.
This is not too far from the truth.
I'll basically fuck anything in a vain attempt to momentarily abate the sheer loneliness of being alive in a world I don't understand.
I have no concrete sexual identity at all, it's just not there, along with a bunch of other junk most people feel some affinity for, like romance or nationality or faith in shared values.
Is this alienation?
>>27478221
I will anon. Just because you said that
>>27474729
Bi here. Guys are even worse than girls for not actually caring. They just want sex 95% of the time, and even if not will eventually cheat on you or sneak out to get some black dick to make a change or something.
When did you all realize you liked penises and butts and stuff?
I don't get it. Men are so... menly
>>27478688
It's sort of like the excitement you get from foot fetishes. Feet are gross but the somehow makes it more arousing. That's the only way I can describe it...
>>27478688
Not until I was 22 and started getting into traps. It was a slippery slope from there
>>27478720
Wait, foot fetishes are about feet being gross? I thought they liked pretty feet.
So men actually gross you out and that turns you on?
I never understood the foot thing. I don't find feet gross and they're just sexually nothing. Ankles can do something for me tho
I've tried switching to gay and trap porn mid-fap when I'm high enough to think that's a good idea. It always ends in a limp dick. Men are just unappealing. Like fapping to a video of a lamp or a construction vehicle
How many of you were touched inappropriately as children
>>27478839
>So men actually gross you out and that turns you on?
After I cum I do feel like the gay porn I'm watching is gross so yeah. Idk, there are a lot of other gross fetishes that people like.
After about an hour the attraction comes back.
I'm really not sure you can switch from traps to literal gay porn. I've only fapped to gay porn my entire life. It was the easiest for me to get off to.
I got fucked in the ass by my boss who's secretly gay
>>27479189
DETAILS ANON DETAILS
>>27479189
Is he gonna give you a raise?
>>27474667
literally what???????????
not being a homoefoab, but the only thing that's not a choice is genetics, you aren't born that way.
>>27474254
>tfw when straightfag
>tfw no females will ever give me attention and kind positivity like gay bros
>tfw I am running on empty here
WHy cant a gril just say im cute, out of the blue and unwarranted
>>27479614
Some gay guy might be into you if you look manly. I honestly don't care if you look ugly as long as you're masculine, big, and hairy.
>>27479611
>>>/pol/
The containment board exists for a reason. It's to keep you in it.
>tfw social autist
>tfw crush at work makes a joke
>tfw you try to carry it but just make an ass out of yourself because you have no idea how to be anything but
>tfw forever a lonely asshole
>Accidently left some gay pawn on and didn't lock my computer
>A few days later my mom asks me if I'm a "bear or a twinky"
>laugh it off
Not even gay btw but when you fap as much as I do you need something new to get off.
>>27479791
This is hilarious. I love your mom (non-sexually of course)
>>27479679
> im 6'4, 190 pounds, white, and an ugly face
>tfw I only ever need to shave my face twice a month, besides legs and arms virtually hairless
Not gay but I see these two guys in my college class every day. One is a small tiny skinny efiminate guy with a soft voice. The other is a tall, muscular, blonde, blue eyes, good looking dude.
The short skinny guy is clearly gay and completely in love with the other guy and looks like he wants it in the ass. The tall guy is clearly straight and wants to fuck pussy but he's a big dumb nice guy and has no idea his friend is gay as fuck.
Breaks my heart every time
>>27478087
But I like guys that are shorter than me.
>tfw the shorter robotssometimes have hot af muscles
But as long as you're a nice robot, and for sure robot, none of that failed normie stuff, I'll probably like them.
My parents aren't homophobic, theyd just either tease the fuck out of me for it or get all super serious and give me the WE WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT speech that makes me want to rip my face off
I also live in Alabama so PDA with my boyfriend is out of the question
>>27476983
Story if you're still here?
>>27480482
Also, it really doesn't bother me because o really don't care about them that much since I play vidya all day
They gave me stuff and raised me and I respect that but I just can't connect with either on a personal level
Just lost virginity last week. Best friend and guy I fucked are the only people who know I'm a fag. Not even scared of people knowing I'm gay, just uncomfortable with people knowing the details of my sex life. I'd hide it if I had banged a girl too
Anyone else see Batman v Superman for him?
>>27480482
>WE WILL LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHAT speech
Motherfuck, I hate that shit. Not even gay and my parents tried to preemptively get me with that shit one time. I wanted to fucking shoot them. No you fuckwits, I don't have a girlfriend because between you and the church, I didn't stand a goddamn chance until I moved out and started to try figure things out on my own.
Yeah, triggered
>>27481040
Except I'm actually gay and my parents ALWAYS ask me about girls when I see them during the holidays/break.
You're LUCKY.
>>27481040
I understand completely, I hate thinking about that shit too
>>27481064
Yeah, i figured from your remark about boyfriends. Sucks you gotta hide it man.
But that speech tho
>>27480660
Fucking same. I really don't get the obsession with people asking 20 questions about where your dick has been, that's my business alone. (not gay)
>>27481075
for real. They're starting to get on my ass about wanting grandkids. They'll be lucky as hell if I manage to kick off some bastards with a practice gf at this rate. The nice-guy meme kills and church morals make it even worse
>>27474254
You may think it's a secret but trust me. Anyone who is close to you or knows you, very likely knows you're gay.
>>27481691
nah they just think i'm antisocial
I don't want to come out because I'm afraid people will see me differently. Me and a friend of mine like to call each other fags but I feel like if he knew then he'd stop doing it.
Also I know too many fag hags who would take advantage of it to do the shit they do with gay men.
dicks are extremely cool
shame about everything else
>>27481691
How? I'm straight acting as fuck. Ok, I've never had a gf but they chalk that up to my asocial behavior, right?
>mfw I did a little twirl today and someone saw
>mfw I wasn't feeling whimsical at all, it just happened
HOW
TO
STOP
LOVE
WITH
STRAIGHT
BEST
FRIEND
PLEASE
>>27481782
You're. Just. Like. Me.
>Straight since I had my first sexual thought
>Straight all the way through high-school
>Rejected by every girl I ever show interested in, I'm not social awkward, just ugly I guess
>School finishes head to UNI
>Fail UNI hard in the first semester
>Dropout, my life is in fucking shambles, become NEET, suicidal thought everyday
>Turn to a friend who was a girl for help/comfort whatever
>She Publically humiliates me my posting my facebook messages to her online and telling everyone how she would never consider an ugly failure like me
>Slash my wrists in the bath
>Obviously doesn't kill me
>Spend 3 months in a psych ward
>Come home broken and hollow, head feels empty, Can't focus on anything, sleep 16 hours a day
>Browsing the internet one day, see some porn and start watching, the woman talking in it triggers me really hard, Start having a panic attack, first one I've ever had in my entire life
>Happens again when I'm jerking off in bed
>Literally can't think of women without getting triggered
>Become more and more sexually frustrated since I can't jerk off at all
>See some stupid trap thread here and get hornier than I have ever been before
>Cum for like 2 minuets straight and enter some weird mental state without any of my anxieties or mental illnesses
>Feel guilty and disgusting afterwards
>Can't jerk off to anything but gay porn anymore but always feel dirty and ashamed afterwards
Anyone else turned prison gay here?
>>27481907
All you know about me is
1.) I act straight
2.) I have never had a gf
3.) I accidentally did a tiny twirl and someone saw me
I mean ,we could be way different people if you take other things into account.
>>27481888
Fucking fags. This is why I don't want to hang out with guys anymore.
I hate you all. I wish they'd bring back lynching, or make it legal to throw you fags off building rooftops.....ISIS did one thing right.
>>27481973
/POL/
O
L
/
>>27481973
First of all: rood
Second of all: I heard the best way to scare off homos is to kiss them really hard and when they have boners you knee them in the balls with your mouth
>>27474254
>tfw since turning 18 more and more homosexuals hit on me in public
>Literally one older bearded dude stared at me for 20+ minutes across the bar when I was with my family
>scared to go out in public now
>>27480064
That's the saddest thing I've read all night. It upsets me when qt boys are in love with chads who won't give them the D or kiss them or cuddle with them under warm blankets during a cold winter's night...
I wish I could make everyone happy.
>>27482042
>qt boys
>>>/lgbt/
>>27482042
How do you know the big guy doesn't fuck his qt boybutt on the side?
I can fap to women and femboys(only if there's no dick in the image)
What does that make me?
>>27482084
Slightly bicurious
>>27482042
>I wish I could make everyone happy.
>Billions suffer
>Their suffering can never be properly conceptualized. As the human mind is not fit to understand such pain
>You will never save them, you can't even save yourself
>>27480064
Ahh shit son. I dealt with this one time. It was fucking awful
>First year in uni
>Straight
>I befriend some kid in my Calc class
>Over anime, no surprise
>He's a skinny twig, and I'm in decent shape
>I'm extremely introverted and don't really like people so I spend four months avoiding him for no reason
>Yet I still enjoy uni
>second semester I start to open up a little more with the aid of alcomohol
>Not healthy but whatever
>Him and I reconnect
>Invites me to hang at his dorm
>Hanging with his friends, sharing a bottle of Jack around (nasty shit)
>Slowly his friends all start to filter out
>I'm pretty God damn drunk
>It's down to just me and him
>Staring off into space when I notice he's getting closer
>Practically throws himself on me, making out
>Freak out and push him off me
>He starts crying and apologizing a bunch
>didn't know he was gay, but it should have been obvious
>Drunkenly tells me he's had a huge crush on me since we met
>Awww shit son
>He walks me back to my dorm
That was my first ever gay experience
Would not repeat. We're still good buddies now, but I did not like that. Made me feel molested
>>27482036
>tfw faggots hit on you unsolicitedly in public because you look like a qt twink
>consider myself straight for years
>have gay thoughts once in a while but repress them
>during all this time I wanted to be tall, muscular and grow a beard
>actually be 5'4", skinnyfat and unable to grow a beard
>eventually give up and embrace the gay feelings
>consider myself bi now
>now I want to be small, qt and effeminate
>realize I'm into crossdressing
>porn with girls on it doesn't work anymore
>constantly fantasize about cuddling and having sex with men
>tfw went from no-homo to full homo in less than a year
>tfw parents would hate me for it
>tfw still a kv
>tfw will probably die a kv because of my own faggotry and autism
Kill me already
>>27482082
That's too kinky for me. Dominant partner should always be taller imo.
>>27482370
>tfw submissive twink and 5'11"
JUST
U
S
T
>>27482396
In that case, find a 5'4" homo with a Napoleon complex.
Question for the homofags:
Why is it the top/bottom thing such a huge part of your identities? I mean, it seems like it would only be practical to take turns since the bottoms outnumber the tops 10 to 1.
>>27482532
In practice I would be a switch but I'm a kv robot. `
>>27482532
It isn't for most people but the dynamic is totally different for us homos. Imagine if girls and guys had both sets of genitals. The only thing that would differentiate the two is which one gets to fuck the other.
That's why some people really dig the top/bottom dichotomy.
>>27482116
I didn't ask for this feeling...
I just like dudes, its not a part of my identity and honestly I hate the "gay community". I just wanna find a slightly autistic robot type like myself to spend my life with.
>>27482581
That is the dream
>>27482581
>I just wanna find a slightly autistic robot type like myself to spend my life with.
Me too but they all want 10/10 traps or gay Chad who's making six figures.
>>27482608
That's completely untrue. The chad could make 5 figures.
>>27474254
I knew this board was gay when the Pepe x Wojak meme happened.
>>27482581
>I just wanna find a slightly autistic robot type
Same here. I don't want to deal with "muh gay pride" or whatever.
>>27482637
Maybe I can pick one up at the airsoft field, the autism per capita is pretty dense there.
>>27482666
>finding a robot in a social situation
Wrong type of autism!
Does any one know how to look less gay in public? Tired of normies finding out I'm gay just by looking at me.
>>27482739
Don't dress so fancy or don't have some hipster-y hairstyle. I don't really know, since people never just assume I'm gay.
>>27482532
It's fun and games, basically.
I've become more of a top as I've gotten older, but I'm also a kv, so it doesn't really matter. I'm a sad lonely control freak.
>tfw get told i'm really qt a lot
>tfw 23 but still get carded at movie theaters
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw borderline aspie
>tfw depression
>tfw no bf
>tfw wasting my youth and supposed good looks because i'm socially retarded
>>27482753
I do none of that. I try to act as masc as possible. I even wear the same clothes some days. PEOPLE STILL FUCKING KNOW I'M GAY.
>>27474254
>everyone thinks you are gay
>your conservative as fuck parents are okay with it
>meanwhile you are into lolis
>you heard your parents talking about how those disgusting 2D fetishist should be gutted like a pig especially if they are into children
>>27482874
Is it your voice? Do you walk a certain way? How could they possibly know if your appearance doesn't show it?
Do they say out loud that they know, or assume, you're gay?
>>27482936
>girl likes me
>are you gay? No...
>are you gay? No.
>are you gay? No!!!
I think it's my face. Srsly. My lips look too big.
Secretly?
>>27482982
Haven't came out yet.
>not sure if gay or not
>go to gay bar sometimes as its easy to get into
>cause chicks hangout there
>gay guys buy me drinks (don't worry i tell them im not gay before they do)
>sometimes have really enjoyable convos with gay guys where they always try to kiss me and ive even contenplated doing it back but never have
>one guy even wanted to pay me 3000$ just to massage me and i almost went through it
>cause i lift weights im always admiring guys physiques and sometime sit through the /fit/ rate my body posts mirin all the ripped dudes
Feelsweirdman.jpg
>>27483042
Nice, pics? you must be hot.
>>27483112
bumping for this desuu
>>27483112
Umm, probably not of my face. Let's just say I've been told I'm pretty attractive quite a lot and have nice eyes and I've got a athletic body. Not ripped but more of a built look
>>27474254
Being secretly gay makes it so much hotter. Once you're out in the open, you don't have to sneak around anymore. Part of the fun is having to fuck in stairwells and back alleys and along the side of a dirt road.
If you're in the closet, stay in there. The grass isn't greener outside of the closet. You'll lose your superlust and sex becomes humdrum. You can still have fun but it's like a music artist going mainstream after being underground for a while.
Being a homophobe then allows you to get off on the thrill of contradicting your words, it becomes irresistible to go on a gang bang spree after you just spoke disapprovingly of gay people, knowing that you're one of them.
>>27483112
>>27483216
That's all I'm willing to show
>>27483267
That's okay. Just wondering are you into femboys or masc guys?
>>27483293
Goddamnit, /pol/, I knew it
>>27483301
Not really sure if I'm even in to guys, just confused. Like I never really think about being intimate with guys. I just had a few close incidents when I've been to the local gay bar which I go to cause girls are easy to pull
>>27483310
Knew what? Blacks have big dicks? I only go for black guys
>>27483352
The joke was that /pol/ is full of closeted homos who go "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" at homos in public
>>27483352
This is super hot. Would never let them fuck me though because aids and I like not wearing diapers.
>>27483352
I-it's beckoning us...
>>27482506
>tfw bi and dom
>tfw 5'5
Literally me senpaitachi
>>27482532
That's because the majority of fags are literally size queens who only want 8+ inch cocks.
>>27481920
I like this description. I'm prison bi.
homosexuals are fucking degenerateand i am one of them
I kinda dislike gays, if it weren't for them, aids wouldn't have been created and they wouldn't have infected other people. So yeah.. : /
>>27483493
>So yeah.. : /
faggot
>>27481920
>Publically humiliates me
why do people do this
>tfw girlfriend but want to crossdress and suck cock
I would if I didn't feel bad about cheating
>>27483493
No niggers did by having sex like animals
>>27483507
egoraptor? that you?
>>27483507
It is not cheating when you are the one taking cock
Completely emotionally attracted to guys. Only sexually attracted to feminine men like traps, femboys and the rare qt twink. Just not attracted to muscles. Why cant i just be a normal gay.
>>27483505
Try publicly humiliating someone and see if you can stop.
>>27483538
stuff like this actually proves that being gay is not normal. there is so much inconistency
>>27483538
Are you a qt bear? Would bf and let you dress me up all qt like.
>>27483548
Nope. He's prolly just biscum. The real gays are attracted to muscles and hairiness.
>>27483538
>tfw emotionally attracted to guys
>tfw sexuall attracted to guys
>tfw attracted to muscles
>tfw attracted torobots most of the time
>tfw no robot bf
JUST
>>27482532
>the bottoms outnumber the tops 10 to 1
My assumption it's the opposite is what saved me from even trying gay stuff as I have zero interest in bottoming, only toppingmainly because my reason for being curious about it was probably desperation. Good thing that didn't happen before meeting mygf, as chances are I would've regretted it. Not to mention it would've been unfair to the gay dude on the receiving end as I'd have no interest in a relationship with him what so ever.
>>27483560
why are bis scum?
>>27483550
Not even. Just your average slightly chub guy. With hard work i could make bear status but even then my penis is disappointingly average
>>27483591
bi scum newfaggot
>>27483560
Jokes on you im not attracted to women either.
>>27483600
I'd still prolly let you fug me
>>27474254
I don't think I'm fully gay but I'm definitely bi.
I'd say most of the time I was straight porn but occasionally I will go on chaturbate and watch some guy wank while I edge. I like to cum at the same time as the guy.
>tfw 6'7" 330lbs and hairy
no guy will ever want me ;_;
>>27474254
Yes. I have not come 'out' to my family. And I have no friends, so there's no worries there.
>>27483659
Is this fake? You could get so many twinks.
>>27474254
Watch this great dance video of a gay man dancing.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5XIY5xWUpOk
It looks so fun to be gay
>tfw super tall
>tfw like taller guys
>>27474254
I'm bi but mostly into guys, it's an awful feel
>>27479791
>Not even gay btw
You're bi at least, nobody faps to gay pr0n just for the hell of it
>>27474254
>tfw your face is too feminine and young looking
>creepy older men try to pick you up
JUST
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T
>>27479189
Please greentext now......
>>27474254
I haven't come out but i'm sure someone has at least suspected by now...
>>27483565
>tfw still no clingy robot bf
>>27483659
Boipuss is boipuss
>>27483659
I'd go after you, Anon. A taller bf would be nice.
>6'3"
>>27483982
>tfw your face is creepy and old looking
>Guys your age wont go near you
JUST
U
S
T
>>27484376
would you treat me like a cute little girl? :3
>>27484425
It's definitely not as bad as wanting to be masculine looking but actually look like a cute femboy...
>>27484468
Nothing wrong with being a cute femboy
Worst is not being cute enough to be a femboy, but also too small to be a bear. Life is rough
>>27484440
Nah senpai, I'm tear up your butthole until I nut in it, not even gay :^)
