Why don't you robots just convert to Islam and get yourself an arranged wife?
because I live in america and even the muslim chicks here are whores
I like beer, porn and bacon chicken sandwiches with mango curry dressing too much.
>>27471958
>Giving up eating bacon, drinking alcohol, and having dogs as pets.
Next you are going to tell me I can't go drive my truck and sit by the river late at night or go hunting with my guns.
>>27471958
What if she's ugly??? Dr rg
>>27472021
>>27472039
Some muslims mostly sunni muslims are very unorthodox and still partake in haram activities, but just not in public.
That's like thinking all christians do not sin.
Because robots want pure girls and muslim ones are just like westerners, but they get fucked in the anus instead of the pussy because 'muh virginity'.
Source: My Moroccan friend. Has been buttfucking her gf for over a year and is too stupid to realise his cock isn't the first one to go in there.
>>27472019
This. They suck a lot of dick.
>>27471958
blox blex blux
>>27472374
b-but it's haram. innit?
>>27471958
>be me
>24 yo khv
>4chan keeps talking up Islam
>"You get a free wife for joining, ha ha!"
>Convert
>Deal with two years of hostility at local mosque from towelheads thinking I'm an NSA spy
>Finally accepted as one of them though
>Local imam tells me, "we have hard time finding bride for white pig but we finally found one."
>tells me she's a traditional woman from Saudi Arabia
>takes me to see my bride-to-be...
>"Anon, meet Fatima"
>I see an immense angry woman close to 400 lbs oozing over a couch
>her face is set in a perpetual sneer accented by her filmy moustache
>in a quick scan, I took in her crumb-and-dandruff-laden headscarf, her stained sweatshirt reading "THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE", and pink sweatpants with a trail of chocolate fingerprints and the crusted remains of various unidentified spills.
>she snorts
>a man says he's her brother
>asks me when I could get him a big American job
>explain i have no money or job myself
>brother looks mad
>imam says this is ok, we can work this out
>"you will marry fatima"
>my stomach does a slow roll
>what do now 4chan?
>what do indeed.
>>27472455
Most Muslims are unorthodox. Go to any large city with a Muslim population
>>27471958
>tfw muslims get handed girls to fuck in Islam
>little girls are legal
I'm not sure how I feel about this..
>>27472159
>>27472616
this, I'm a 2nd generation Syrian that grew up in Canada. My mom and dad are muslims and I identify as muslim because I'm arab, but I'm actually technically atheist and don't don't believe in all that shit.
Thinking all muslims are radical like ISIS and shit is like thinking all christians are bat shit crazy like those mormons.
