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>boyfriend is 27 years old >dating for 3 months >ready
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>boyfriend is 27 years old
>dating for 3 months
>ready for sex
>passionately make out one night
>begin to undress
>he stops, tells me he's nervous because he's a virgin

Should I dump him? I'm 20.
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yes, huge red flag
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Fembot here dump that loser

he probably has a tiny dick thats why hes still a virgin
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>>27471830
>Fembot here
Every time
You and >>27471769
Need to get the fuck out.
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>>27471830
t. male robot
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>>27471769

if he's a virgin he has 0 experience with women. he won't know how to please you or act correctly around other people. plus do you really want to be dating a virgin? i would dump him and find someone with more experience.
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>>27471864

okay, what the fuck does t. mean
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No, if you liked him enough to date him for 3 months he's pretty much your definition of normie

Just fuck him, accept there'll be a couple of bad fucks, and then like... mould him in to what you want. it'll come out well for you.
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I don't see a problem. If you like him then be patient, if you don't end it.
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>>27471861
baited so fucking hard

there are no women on this board unless they post timestamped tits
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>>27471953
Get gud faget

t.moonspeak
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>>27471769
>men being nervous about having sex
I don't get it
what the fuck is he nervous about?
hasn't he jacked off enough, he should be fuckign excited and horny

I can fully understand how much of a turn off it is to get stopped while being completely horny because "i'm nervous i wanna take it slow" just stick your fucking dick in you faggot
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>waiting 90 days to engage in sexual intercourse

you're both faggots
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>>27471769
he will either be too nervous and not be able to get it up, or he will hump you once or twice, cum and that will be it. Just dump him, it's not worth the hassle and he will be terrible in bed anyways.
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>>27472045
>not waiting until marriage
degenerates you mean
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>>27472022

i have been bested

desu
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>>27471769
Did you save that picture today? I'm flattered.

Also shit thread, check my 5
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Posting in epic bait thread
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>>27472110

background story?
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>>27471769

Most people are just joking about the whole virginity thing. It's impossible to not have had sex past your teens, society just doesn't work like that. Just imagine yourself, virgin nearing your thirties. How would that work? Yes. Exactly.


If he's not some sort of compulsive liar there is something very, very broken about him so assuming you aren't shitposting, then you've struck some sort of gold mine of issues that you shouldn't bother dealing with.
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>>27472188
I posted that exact pic in another thread.

That's it
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>>27471769
This is not a drill


Titta or gtfo my /r9k/ you fucking poser
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>>27472218

>It's impossible to not have had sex past your teens, society just doesn't work like that.

Oh wow, top-tier bait. Not very discreet, but it hits home.
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Posting in the best bait thread I've seen.
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This is bait desu.

If not then just fuck him. In worst case he has micro dick and you dump him after a week. If not just take lead.
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If you really like him then there should be no problem. Hes only nervous because he cares about you and doesn't want to disappoint you.

Honestly guys should just keep that to themselves and pretend they know what they're doing.
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>>27471769
I want to die
I was muted for this...this board is fucked
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>>27471769
G-girls don't really think like this, do they?
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>>27473592
Bump desu senpie
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET OFF OF MY FUCKING BOARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE. WHY DO YOU COME HERE, YOU ATTENTION CRAVING SLUT? THIS IS A BOARD FOR LONELY MEN, NOT FOR ROASTIES TO PEDDLE STORIES WHICH CAUSE ROBOTS MISERY. I HOPE YOU RELIZE WHEN YOU TURN 50 THAT YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING OTHER THAN BEING AN NEEDY FUCKING PILE OF HUMAN WASTE. DON'T EVEN TRY WITH THE
>fembot
MEME YOU FUCKING SKANK. YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HAVING A LOSER BETA BOYFRIEND. I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE DAY ALL THE ROASTIES ARE FORCED OUT OF THIS BOARD BY THE MODS.
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>>27474033
shit, i fucked up spelling realize. i was smashing my keyboard IN RIGHTEOUS FUCKING ANGER AT OP, EITHER A REAL LIFE WHORE, OR SOME JERK PRETENDING TO BE ONE.
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>>27474033
Continue to rage as you realize that banming all wimmins is actually impossible.

Rage and rage more, loser. The blood pressure spike brought on by it will help kill you faster.
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>>27473592
No we fucking don't. OP is just a selfish cunt.
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>>27472498
fuck this thread and post more gj-bus
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K. Another male trying to make women look like shit.

not sjw here, I hate women as much as the next guy
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>>27474326
>referring to men as males
Kill yourself anytime roastie
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>>27473592
don't worry anon, some girls are into pure men.
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>mfw people wait 3 months into a relationship for sex

What even. I try to hit it on the 3rd date at most.
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>>27474395
I think 3 months is just right.
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>>27472076
>believing in no sex before marriage

Why would you choose to inherit your parants normie religioun and values
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>>27472076
Not taking a vow of celibacy.

Straight blasphemy
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>>27474874
Those people are indoctrinated into it. It's hard to resist when literally everyone you know in your entire community spews that bullshit at you for the first eighteen years of your life.
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>>27474563
because you are 13
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Is there a single post in this thread that is not bait?
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>>27475124
It's even harder to resist the urge when everyone around you make fun of your virginity.
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Don't dump him immediately but you need to show him how sex works, find a big black guy to fuck in front of him to demonstrate some techniques to him.
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>>27476357

Because you are desperate and have loose morals
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>>27474373

>Only woman I slept with was my wife.
>She cheated on me and divorced.
>Now no longer pure and no woman will definitely not want me.

What about used goods...? It really wasn't my fault. I did everything I could.
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>>27472146
tfw no cerebral palsy anime gf blowjobs
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I fucking love that gif
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>>27476799
I'm pretty sure >>27472146 is from when some anon masturbated in front of their webcam and had Facerig on
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>>27471769
And you come to the board full of virgins because...? Two possible answers, you expect us to say how virgin man are using us an research material, or we are just gonna answer fuck him, just to expect to help a virgin out and make you take hus v card away. Anyway, die
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>>27472076
>That's right anon, sex is for procreation between two people that love each other.
>Giving into lustful temptations is a sin!
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>>27476645
You can find a dumped woman and be happy together.
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>>27477097
>white lies from when people couldn't point out why saving sex for you soul mate would make both of you happier
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>>27471868
>virgins need experience before getting sex
>can't get sex without experience

>applicants need work experience before getting a job
>can't get a job without work experience

Funny how this works.
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The fuck is wrong with you? Put out ho bag, because that's all you are.

Fuck that guy good and show him the ropes god dammit! He's gotta learn-- FUCK! Give the dude a chance.
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Just fuck the poor guy. Can you imagine what it's like to not have sex your entire life for 27 years? That's about 15 years after most people start wanting to have sex. I'm at 8 years and I'm already going crazy. Fuck the guy and leave him if you will but by God give that man sex
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>>27478108
pt. 2

Yeah, it'll be fucking awkward. Wasn't your first time awkward? Imagine having your first time at 27. Every year it gets worse. Less and less females are inexperienced, none are virgins at this point... You really want to have sex, all day every day, but at this point you're so insecure and awkward and uncomfortable and nervous about it that it basically stops you from actually getting it over in the first place... which just then makes things worse
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>27
>virgin
>stupid enough to admit it

A guy like that is never gonna amount to anything.

Christ, you're dating a guy 7 years older than you are. You shouldn't have to put up with virgins at that point.

If you're going to deal with virgins, you might as well get an 18 year old boy toy who'll be at your beck and call whenever you want him.
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>>27471769
>grill
>dating an older chad

as Stacy as it gets
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>>27471769
dump him, he deserves a virgin qt not a loosy doosy
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>>27471953
Triggered I think
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>>27471769
27 & 20
you two shouldnt be dating to begin with

im 23 and my dad's best friend's daughter is 16
she was super into me and our families pushed us together
only lasted a month, i never let it go past kissing, i felt like a creep the whole time
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>>27471769
HAHAHAHAHAHA, fucking rekt. I love seeing women getting their egos blown the fuck out
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