FATE TELLER HERE.
Since everyone already got a love prediction lmao ill give random predictions if you post.
Give context if you want.
Today was like the worst day ever so ill destroy everyones futures in the name of FATE.
What will be my future drug addiction op?
how about some of them love predictions boss?
I'm about to move somewhere to live with my boyfriend, will we stay together for life?
Hope you feel better OP. Take care of yourself.
Hey Op. Just tell me what the next few months look like, if you'd please. Be as non-specific as you'd like, I just really can't take this unforeseeable nonsense any longer.
Broke up with my gf while shes away. Are we going to get back together?
what horrible fate will befall me op
>>27470228
Would i ever kiss her op ?
gimme a love prediction please Im ALWAYS too late for these
Will I be able to become a 2.5d qt OP?
>>27470247
your new drug will be LOVE
or solitude
CHOSE
>>27470268
but everyone got themm already didnt?
like i made two threads
maybe in a weak when fate changes again
cause fate always changes and predictions are just windows of hope
>>27470292
you will only if you are older than 25
if you are not, there is a 50 percent chance of a short-lived break up and a 25 percent chance of a permanent breakup
thank you! love ya
>>27470312
OK ILL BE VERY NON SPECIFIC
IN THE NEXT MORNINGS THE SUN MAY RISE UP
IT MIGHT RAIN
YOU WILL BE DEPRESSED, SOMEWHAT ANGRY, AND ALSO HAPPY (yes?)
I ALSO SEE A WIDE STREET AND PROBLEMS
oh wait that might be my life lmao
you know, to see the future is to kill it
>>27470324
seems likely, but not soon
i reccomend getting new girls
you wont love them but it will bend fate to make her return
>>27470326
I SEE A BLUE SKY
A BEAUTIFUL BLUE SKY
AND LAUGHS
AND I SEE SOMEONE YOU WILL LIKE
MAYBE NON ROMANTICALLY
but if i were you i would be scared because happy predictions are the worst
>>27470349
most likely not, sorry
>>27470488
I meant to give me a love prediction, I'd always join them as you fell asleep.
>>27470488
>>27470312
Too fucking true, Op.
Thanks. Best of luck with what's got you down. Know I (some stranger) is rootin' for you.
will I die from an approaching drug addiction or lack of sleep first?
Is there a "she" for me? Do I already know her?
One prediction this way please.
Tell me about my dreams and hopes bitte.
>>27470228
Do you do other than love predictions?
I'd like to know if I'll get a job, go to school or remain NEET this year.
I want the love prediction instead.
>>27470373
ok
i see a young girl with fluffy hair and a sheepish attitude
maybe you crossed paths with her on your childhood
to meet her: HELL IF I KNOW
>>27470393
yes but only if you kill 9981 people
i know it sounds as if im joking but im seriously not
>>27470514
OKAY
IN FIVE YEARS OR SO
YOU WILL BE HAVING SEX
AND SHE WILL MOAN A LOT
THATS ALL I CAN SEE
CONGRATS?
>>27470571
you will die from a heart failure like everybody
>>27470668
there is always one girl for you anon
it is unlikely you know her
but i feel she always wears long sleeves and has mid lenght brown hair
>>27470715
BEWARE OF THE PLACE WITH CROSSES
AND BEWARE OF THE PATH
also i see a 9/10 chance of something interesting happening to you in this next two weeks
>>27470885
>fluffy hair and a sheepish attitude
You give me hope
OP i need a love prediction please
Whats my future gonna be like?
>>27470734
I SEE A SCHOOL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
and i see someone shy
maybe you
i also see incoming money
money is nice
>>27470759
you will always be a neet
nothing wll change
you will live your entire existence in depression, sad, grieving over yourself and your life
no job
no girl
nothing
only darkness
love you!
pd: 5/10 chances of getting a job this or next year if you work for it
>>27470760
okay
your love always decorates her hair with something
she might have a hair fetish
and she might get pregnant easily
meet her on a town near where you live
to gain her heart, talk her about food first
>>27470885
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.
>>27471007
>I SEE A SCHOOL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Are you pic related?
How will I die?
>>27470228
Could I get a love prediction?
Will I find love? Or at the very least, a qt trap?
Thanks in advance op, papa bless
Give me whatever you want op.
>>27470969
right now, RIGHT now the love of your life is furiously masturbating, wondering why she never gets to find the person she can love
your chances of meeting her are zero
YES, A GIRL
>>27470980
well i think-
ZA WARUDO
TOKI WO TOMARE
SOSHITE DA UGOIDONTKNOWTHISPART
MUDA DA
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
ROADAROLLADAAAAA!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
if you go traveling, i see a happy life and a marvelous future
i also see you getting stabbed but surviving
no, not by a vampire
>>27471016
oh, sorry, i wasnt angry!
im never angry.
>>27471075
no im a qt girl lmao
>>27471127
asphyxiation of a sorts
>>27471144
yes!
you might find the love of your life near a place on which death has taken place recently
she is slim and elegant
she will die before you and after that your life will become very different
probably has black hair
>>27471197
YES
YES AND EVEN MORE
ON A BUS MAYBE EVEN
that or on /soc/
Will you find happiness op? I hope so
>>27471303
aw fuck that's not fair
Will i at least lose my virginity with someona that's not a cheap hooker
>>27470228
Does she like me, or should I abandon ship?
>>27471007
>you will always be a neet
>nothing wll change
>you will live your entire existence in depression, sad, grieving over yourself and your life
>no job
>no girl
>nothing
>only darkness
But you said there would be a girl:
>>27470885
>there is always one girl for you anon
>it is unlikely you know her
>but i feel she always wears long sleeves and has mid lenght brown hair
Why the sleeves though? Does she cut herself?
>>27471303
>i also see you getting stabbed but surviving
>no, not by a vampire
Holy shit why would i get stabbed? Im afraid people from my past wanna kill me lmao and how did you know i was gonna travel? Wtf
But OP I don't take buses. D': But thank you!
>>27471377
Anyway, thanks for the prediction.
Where do you see me working?
>>27470228
I did nothing all day long doing nothing and hearing music, now im masturbating. Nothing you say could destroy my confiness, but try on senpai.
Also thks for the pic
Will I ever live the glorious life of a NEET, or will I be subjected to being a wagecuck?
>>27470228
hows my first psych appointment going to be this week? Never been to one, whole family is very intent on making me go.
>>27471303
Thanks OP. I guess I'll just keep on keeping on for a while longer
Will that girl ever fuck off and want a relationship with me? Or will I just get tired and decide to leave? Thanks, Mr.Fate.
>>27470228
i tell you yours anon, you're sad, pathetic, no one will ever love you and anything you make won't mather in the next ten years.
>>27471246
beware of burglars
also you might have a daughter?
a very funny one
>>27471305
i already know happiness because i love destiny lmao
today i dropped an assignature basically because one of the girls from my group hates me
wait im blogging
ITS TIME TO STOP
>>27471360
JUMP OUT OF THAT SHIP
CAUSE ITS BURNING
then approach her
in a month or so
>>27471453
I SEE YOU WORKING FIRST AS SOME KIND OF ASSISTANT
and there depending on your will getting better and better
there is a chance of you living comfortably
>>27471481
ah, nice!
but do you want me to destroy your comfiness?
seems like a bad deal
i see unimportant events and an unimportant year until someone you love dies
>>27471512
WAGEKEK
YOU WILL BE FORCED TO WORK
but not much
BUT YOU WILL
>>27471553
mostly irk
eh
awkward but you wont hate it
will i ever get over my crippling paranoia op? and will i ever see the light of day again?
>>27471668
Will I get the fun drugs or the zombie drugs from my shrink
>>27470228
My goals for this year are
>make 30k $ (im from slavland so this is shitload of money for me)
>lose virginity
>fuck my oneitis
>get rid of approach anxiety and get semi-decent with girls
>buy a car
>travel somewhere (could be this or next year)
How likely am I to achieve my goals and which ones do you think i wont achieve?
>>27470228
I have a first date tomorrow with an OKC chick I met. Will it go good?
>>27470228
who am i op?
>>27471595
both mr wonderful man
that until you are 30 or more
then there is a chance
>>27471656
oh my that is like so hurtful
but DESTINY LOVES ME
>>27471697
yes, i see the inner strenght to attain such a thing, even by yourself
NO MORE NIGHT
WE HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT
LET IT SHINE ALL BRIGHT
HANG HIM HIGHER
>>27471900
oneitis are for definition unfuckable, sorry
you might get the money or the car, i see good chances on that
you will become semi decent with girls next year, granted
yeah, you will travel, although i dont need special powers for that
>>27471945
it will be better than you expect but you will stop caring about her after a while
the confidence tho
>>27471987
Zurvan, the forgotten God of Time.
>>27471481
>>27471668
Tough luck, I love no one for real. What happens after the unimportant shit?
Please, accept this rare pepe as an offer.
Will he ever get back with me or should I give up now?
Your answers seem rather vague, OP...
But I've got nothing better to do anyway, and neither do you so how about one of those love predictions?
What was my love prediction from last time?
Also what where you implying with that prediction?
i didn't get a love prediction
may i
Will it ever work out with this girl?
I mean I kinda like her but she told me she liked me too, but she's been kinda cold and I mean she outright told me she doesn't want to get closer to me emotionally because there's some distance between us.
I guess I should just move on but I just can't process it yet I guess.
bump4fateanon
>>27472293
Give up totally, sorry
but look at it this way:
--------------------->
>>27472651
of course im vague since destiny is vague
your girl is vague too
wait
i mean lazy
damn languages
she wears berets so it will be easy to pinpoint her
she might be on Tinder
>>27472983
the next statement is false
the above statement is true
>>27473766
YOUR GIRL IS BLONDE
AND KIND
AND HAS AN AMPLE BOSSOM
YES
YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE IT
SHE ALSO GOT HIT?
MAYBE HAD A BF
SORRY FOR THAT
BUT LIVE TRIUMPHS EVERYDAY
pd: love doesnt triumph everyday
>>27473839
that sounds like me lmao so ill answer assuming im her
YES GO WITH HER
then she will probably dump you without explaining why
to get her heart, use a knife or torture
I would like to request a divination.
Perhaps in particular dealing with a certain woman I'm quite fond of who is also fond of me.
>>27470228
Oneitis was asking about me but I've been avoiding her
>>27470228
Will I make any long-lasting friends on r9k?
>>27470228
how will my life go
im 19 going to be 20 and starting uni next year. My family is a really business oriented family and my dad wants me to do the same. what awaits me, will i make it and be successful
Do you think he's still willing to talk to me and be my friend?
>>27475385
I see a murder.
With an axe.
Get it?
Im not sure you get it.
I hope you get it.
I see romance lmao
>>27475457
OH NO MAN
YOU ARE DONE
SUPER DONE
I SEE
THE WORST FUTURE FOR YOU
your oneitis will have a boyfriend soon
>>27475458
no, maybe 6 years lasting at most
>>27475566
you will be sucessful enough but only if you remember this charm:
night of the red crown
dawn of the blood crows
stomp on my slumber
stomp on my slumber
and let me see
>>27475586
no he is sick of you sorry
might work but it will never be the same
Should I go with make-up or cooking? Or should I go for both?
AMOR FATI
>>27470228
What's going to happen after I die?
And will I die soon, or are these urges transient and stupid?
Thanks OPie
>>27470228
What will be my future this year?
>>27476588
I can imagine one or two references there.
Crime and Punishment?
I'm horrified of what the future holds for me and have no idea on what I should do with my life. Pls help me great voodoo priest.
>>27476642
Id go for both. I feel like you would make more money in cooking but feel more like yourself doing make-up.
>>27476757
YES THATS HOW ONE MUST ROLL
I PREDICT ETERNAL HAPPINESS
>>27476786
after you die you dissapear
no there is still a while until you die unless you do something stupid
all urges are transient, but no urge is stupid
YO WELCOME
>>27476797
YOU WILL START A NEW PROJECT AND WHILE IT WILL FAIL IN LONG TERM IT WILL TEACH YOU A LOT AND IMPROVE YOU AS A PERSON
so go on
>>27476942
thats the correct response to future
be excited!
wait
you said horrified
well, i see a life of melancholy in some years
also i see a dark desire
and good chances of living like an average person and finding your own path in the next five years
>>27477170
Thank you senpai. I'll aim for both then. I'll not disappoint.
>>27470228
Tell me about the next 5 years of my life
>>27477170
Thank you anon for your time. I hope that you have a nice day/night
>>27470228
Will I ever get my dream job?
Will I do good?
Will I ever get a gf, and if so, will she be a qt3.14?
I'm sorry about your day anon, you gave me a love prediction before and I really appreciated it. Any prediction you'd see for me would be wonderful
>>27477392
i see a break up
so if you are single then you will get with someone
i also see junk food
not sure what does that mean lmao
>>27477726
YES
but it will take a lot
that makes it a treasure
a fate treasure
a fasure
>>27477951
no, but you will do evil well
>>27478193
YES
BARELY
>>27478366
thaaanks!
under a blue sky with beautiful clouds, you might find what you were looking for
it looks like a dream
give me a love prediction (or a normal prediction, i am indifferent to it as i am indifferent to life)
tell me where i am going
Do I have any chance of getting a gf, or will I be a perma-virgin.
How well will I do in the future?
>>27470228
Will things be better for me this next semester OP?
>>27478646
you will meet -or did meet- an internet girl and she will love you
>>27478896
this is the story of anon
the loneliest boy in town
ugly and weak
they called him a freak
so he lived his own under ground
he lived his own underground
he lived his own underground
see?
everyone has an special love
EVEN ANON!
>>27479204
YOU HAVE A 80 PERCENT CHANCE OF GETTING A GF IN THE NEXT FIVE YEARS OR SO
>>27479579
as well as people think half their kids believe they will do in half the cases of a half family
>>27479632
yes, verily
you might also even get to know more people and make more friendss
>>27470228
I want to kill myself sometimes and I think I'm bipolar. I'm cripplingly lonely too and I don't think I'm ever going to get a GF. Never even had a girl express some sort of attraction to me for years.
>>27479810
>>>27479579
>as well as people think half their kids believe they will do in half the cases of a half family
What does that even mean
>>27470228
How do I get a girlfriend before the end of april. Grant me this boon, seer.
>>27470228
Tell my fate you awesome Muda fugga
Why am I alive, foul sorcerer? Why did I not perish on that hill two years ago? To what end do I live to suffer alone and empty?
>>27470228
>ill destroy everyones futures in the name of FATE
what does he mean by this?
>>27481183
if you expect a certain thing to happen you wouldn't have expected to happen otherwise, it'll affect what ends up really happening
I want to murder OP after a fit of passionate lovemaking.
>>27481183
>he
Original commentu
Will she be okay? :(
Original
>>27481367
b my gf pls respnd i hev food n a bed and desperately want a job related to my degree holy shit fucking aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>27481392
I'm autistic and forgot that I have to give context.
My gf is in the hospital.
>>27470228
Do me OP i need this
>>27470228
Tell me what you see for me in the next 2 years OP. Even if you don't reply back to me OP I hope you have a nice rest of the week
OP here im going to bed since tomorrow i foresee another bad day so if the thread is up ill answer all of them once i wake up, if not, oh well.
Love you all and suck tits and love fate
>>27481524
Love you too.
Still want to murder you <3
>>27481524
take care OP try and be optimistic for me please?
~luv dr. Drake
