>arguing with boyfriend
>tell boyfriend that he's just like his father
>boyfriend goes silent
>>27469412
My mom used to do that to me. She would also say I'm just like his family or I have bad blood.
>>27469412
tbf im just like my father
>>27469412
>mom tells me I'm just like her dad when I advise her to not make a poor financial decision
>>27469412
You think this is a fucking joke?
>>27469475
Anon, stop. You're acting just like your father.
>she tells me I'm full of shit just like my father
>I slip more laxatives into her morning coffee
At least one of us won't be :^)
>arguing with boyfriend
>tell boyfriend he should just get fucked by his uncle again like the gay boy he is
>boyfriend goes silent
this is what makes men snap
>arguing with girlfriend
>she tells me im just like my father
>think "what did she mean by this?"
>go silent
>>27469412
Your neck would have been snapped the instant you said that to me
>>27469771
Sounds like something your father would say.
>tfw telling me im just like my father would be a compliment
>tfw im nothing like him but he still loves me
youre a cunt op
>>27469412
h-how come you know my father?
My mother says this sometimes and it's one of the only things that bothers me.
I hate my father, but I see so much genetic similarity. We look similar, and obviously think similarly on many levels. I'm still nothing like him though.
>>27469792
*teleports behind you*
Nothin personnel,
*unsheaths katana*
kid.
*slices you in half*
Think before you speak, hmph.
>>27469412
This is how people get killed, anon.
>arguing with boyfriend
>realize I have no boyfriend
>no girlfriend
>no one to love me
bi feels
>>27469771
Go home Clark, your latest movie is a flop.
Jokes on you my father was arrested and deported.
>>27469938
You have to go back as well
>>27469534
Man, that's embarrassing.
>>27469685
I wish that was the first time I've heard that
>>27469874
>bi faggot must mention they are bi for no reason
>tfw know that the argument has been won when I hear that instead of a counterargument
>tfw all my siblings are like my parents except for me cause I'm a special snowflake
>>27470345
you're delusional m80
>>27469412
This why women are murdered
>tfw Chad Dad
>being compared to father is a compliment
THE ROAST IS TOAST
>>27469859
Cringe: the post
>>27471067
you are way too new faggot
I'm gonna have to ask you to fuck off and lurk for at least another 3 months before you post again
>catch myself using same tone and mannerisms as father
>mfw you can't escape genetics
"How would you know? You've never met my father."
You're a horrible person op. I just came to say that, I'm being sincere.
Don't do that shit. It's like calling a Jew Hitler for his opinions against Zionism (modern use, was OK back then) during WW2. Obviously not the goals bf strives towards yet you're claiming he's his worst enemy, which is likely a major concern.
I'd break up that instant. Not gonna take an abusive relationship, fuck you op I hope he hits you before he leaves and gets away with it.
>arguing with gf
>tell her that [random girl we know in common] would never act like this
>she loses her shit
Every time.
>>27471067
Wew lad
You're retarded
>>27469412
This is bad...come back with you're A game troll. The point of trolling is to not see right through it and get a reaction out of people. /thread moving on.
That's more of a compliment really. His downsides aren't that bad. I disagree. I'm far worse personality-wise. It's like calling someone cute.
>>27471199
Roastie BTFO. Good shit anon.
Keep being you.
>>27471067
2 NEW 2 HANDLE
>>27471067
Newfag: The post
Oregano
>>27471103
>me or my daughter
Never got the meme. Is the dogs the original?
>>27471289
spike is the original one faggot
>>27471275
i think you're life is tumbling down. let it kill you inside anon.
>>27469412
>gf tells me I'm like my father
>I agree and say we both like fucking whores
>If I was like my father, I wouldn't be wasting my life with a hindrance like you
>Thanks for the ultimatum, now get the fuck out
If I was like my father I'd have a loving wife, 2 beautiful daughters, and one handsome fucking son.I'd also be dead.
Don't you fucking dare think you ever knew my father.
>>27469412
>dads a cool guy
>>27469685
>never got molested
>generally unphased by everything
hmmm
>>27469431
Are you me?
No. It's common. Women are simply retarded.
>don't argue with girlfriend because we get along well and have a good relationship
>she tells me I'm just like my father
>know it's a compliment because she likes my father
Really should not have dumped that girl, I've been alone for years now.
How do the fuck would she know about my father?
Wait.
No.
>>27469412
>Arguing with my mother
>"You have a really bad nasty streak in you. I think you inherited your grandfather's rage."
>I was conceived in the week of my grandfather's death.
>My parents are absolutely convinced that I'm his reincarnation because like him, I have an alcohol habit and get fucking furious really easily.
>My mother even went as far to say that because he had an unsatisfying life, he refused to die and just came back as me.
>Apparently I even look like him.
A-am I a spoopy ghost Anons?
>>27472714
But I'm pretty sure you also have an unsatisfying life...
>>27473101
He just can't catch a break.
>>27469412
My father is rad as fuck.
Your bf is a cuck that can't understand male friendship.
>>27469412
You are a horrible person of you pull shit like this.
How do you know what his father is like? Are you brother and sister? Is he your father too?
>>27471103
>>27471211
>>27471264
>>27471275
>mfw people are falling for my well laid trap
>>27474973
i didn't fall for your well laid trap
>>27471779
why'd you dump her you poo poo head
>>27474973
>I was just pretending to be retarded!
Oregano
>>27469832
I feel this feel that you're feeling man, if I can be half the man he is I can die happy
>>27475295
At least he was pretending. What's your excuse? Were your parents related before marriage? jej.
>>27475520
https://youtu.be/U6lDJb-0UVg?t=6m48sjust like your father
>>27475592
>dane cook
>tfw actually like father but we've never been very close
>tfw don't know what he actually thinks of me
>tfw we'll never be close
Feels awash
