When's the last time your mom saw your dick?
>pic unrelated
damn I'd love to hear some stories
>>27469179
>When's the last time your mom saw your dick?
maybe 12? the last time was when i would still take baths with my moms help
>>27469627
your mom gave you baths when you were 12?
last nite when i boned the living shit out of her
not really
I bet Scandinavians have a lot good sauna stories to share
>>27469706
my mom wiped my ass until i was 14.
>>27469179
Probably when I was 15 and wacking it.
2 years ago when I was 18.
She was drunk and walked into my room. I was naked. She looked at my dick and gave it a tight squeeze. Then she said "No wonder why you don't have a girlfriend" and then walked out.
>>27470547
how did that go? did she mention it afterwards?
>>27470619
why would you let her give it a tight squeeze???
>>27470626
No. Ebin original
>>27470705
did she get a clear view you jerking off?
>>27470619
ooooh shit you got rekt son
maybe your mom should be your gf
ITT: People in varying degrees of denial deny wanting to fuck their mothers
Show mommy how much you love her, brobots
>>27470835
theres nothing wrong with it tho. freud did research
>>27470835
I find my own mom gross lol, I only like other people's moms
Have any of your moms walked in on you peeing?
