Chart thread? Chart thread
Desperate OP who tried to make that other thread edition.
I came as fast I could
first
>>27467391
How the fuck are you always on?
>>27467374
fedoralord tryhard
>>27467391
female equivalent of a fedoralord tryhard
you two should fuck
>>27467374
Narcissism general?
FUCK OFF BACK TO /SOC/
Anyone have the template?
>>27467410
I have no life obviously. I am listening to Radiohead
>>27467430
buzzwords
>>27467459
don't try to dodge the subject of you two fucking, this needs to happen
>>27467430
post yours, edgelord
>>27467485
right after you two fuck
>>27467536
I'm not one of them
>>27467374
>stirner
>matrix
>dawkins
>huxely
>QI
let me guess, migrated from r/physics to /lit/ and now here?
>>27467391
you again/10
I've posted this before, and I will likely post it again. Made a few minor changes. Not that anyone cares.
r8 m8s.
>>27467630
>>27467862
not single, not virgin, high confidence, high looks
GET THE FUCK OUT THIS BOARD FUCKING NORMIES GOD FUCKING DAMN REEEEEE
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>27468032
calm down mate, my "gf" and i are only together because both our families were embarrassed how we were both so alone. we dont even sleep together and have had sex once, which was awkward as hell
>>27468032
>tfw my gf is a transsexual with extreme self-image issues and has serious problems with being touched
>tfw my confidence is directly correlated to what other people tell me, I still absolutely hate myself
>arguably lost my virginity to a corpse
This little chart is a very poor reflection of a person's history and personality
>>27467374
POST THE EMPTY CHART WHEN YOU MAKE THESE THREADS FUCK
>>27467391
T H U R I N G I A
>>27467862
>tfw you were the gore-poster of /b/ lore almost ten years ago
I have admired alongside you for a decade. Good show, necro.
>>27468063
>>27468198
>m-my gf doesn't count though
That's mean, what would they say if they knew you said they don't count?
>>27468257
thanks familia, I couldn't have done it without you
>>27468288
she already knows how upset I am over our lack of intimacy, it would (hopefully) come as no surprise to her.
>>27467630
>let me guess, migrated from r/physics to /lit/ and now here?
Actually, I have never been to either of those.
>>27467484
OP here, Sounds good.
Pls don't bully too hard.
>>27468288
she would say the same, we're only ever vaguely romantic or cutesy when family come to visit. then
>>27468339
Well, your taste is shit anyway
Originalus Commentus.
Still not original.
>>27468416
>implying I am anything more than indifferent to your pleb tastes
It's much more fun on the patrician side, you should try it!
>>27467374
Here i go m8s
Here's an edited template. so you don't have to fill out all that garbage.
Pls judge me
these threads are retarded
>>27467374
Here's mine M8
Original
>>27467391
Your children.
One day I'll actually fill one of these out
What will it take to make senpai notice me?
>>27469480
who tf is senapai tho
pls no bully this time
>>27468613
That's actually some amazing taste, wouldn't have expected it as you're not a virgin.
Would hang out with
Thanks to the guy who complimented my music taste.
http://imgur.com/4gVIcOv for good quality, also I kind of want to replace God Hand with Deadly Premonition but I love them both so much. Maybe when I replay God Hand I'll just switch it again so fuck it.
>>27467630
>Joy of Painting
Oh man I'm so used to catching it on Twitch(fuck buying the box set it's overpriced as fuck) that I didn't even think of putting it for my chart.
>that bit about your Skype friendJesus christ, I know that feel.
here we go m8
>>27471923
[deus vult intensifies]
I don't get the country flag though, is it Canada? Is there a reference I don't get?
>>27472017
Yes. Canadians will get it. Its because Trudeau sits like a little bitch
i post it there and go to sleep, because nothing will happen, i didn't respond to the karate monkey http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_00KAacxtpEM/SPSO2nakaCI/AAAAAAAAE-o/FLzw79Do3kY/s400/007.jpg
>>27471785
I was a kissless virgin till 21 so...
Do you have your chart around here?
>>27472719
Currently in the process of making mine, but I gotta go to sleep right now as it's late here, so I'll post the unfinished one
Hope I can meet you in some other chart thread though
>>27467374
hello brothers no bullying today amirite ;__;
>>27471235
You're a worthless fat piece of shit. Go kill yourself, why are you clinging to the illusion of hope? You will never know what the text really means.
i think i suck
>>27472746
Your tastes are solid.
Would also love to hang out with you
ayy lmao im back fampais
>>27467391
Here's my thing, put an effort.
>>27473274
>filthy frank, donald trump, dan bilzerian, weed, league of legends, atheist book
bad choices, all of them
>ronald reagan, spotify, lesbian porn
good choices
>>27473316
>gf
>has a job
GET OUT FUCKING NORMIES THIS BOARD IS MY LAST PLACE OF RELIEF GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27473158
you seem upset friendo
also what exactly is "the text" in this context? have i missed yet another meme
trying to post every thread
>>27473477
Ask this pasty charlatan, you useless whore.
>want to make self with everybody else's waifus scantily clad and lazing about around me in a pile, playing an accordion with money raining down on me
>no desire whatsoever to fill out rest of chart
>>27467630
weird
>>27467862
Hey there, wanna play doctor?
>>27468384
Do u even lift
>>27468444
Nice trips, love that animal.
>>27469480
you want to be jesus kk
>>27471235
not aryan but would bang you till you reach your ideal weight, I'm a teacher btw
>>27472555
nice trips, just bought my sister animal crossing, omelete du fromage.
>>27473098
get a haircut bro
>>27473516
lurk /pol/ more, you're already the person you don't want to be.
>>27473691
I'm >>27473098
will do, making an appointment tomorrow
we're gonna make it brothers
>>27467391
If you teach me chess I can teach you better anime.
>>27473274
On one hand you like the best Death Grips album, but you like Neutral Meme Hotel and Cuckertale so eat horse smegma.
>>27467374
post template faglord.
Mine is outdated.
>>27473799
here you go (not OP)
>>27473691
>being on the left = liberal faggot
I want this meme to die
>>27473538
l m a o, apparently you will never understand it either, you useless meme poster ;)
>>27473691
idc about the 'aryan' thing, only my mom does. if "teacher" means k-12 though that's kind of a turnoff, sry
>>27473900
Did you even start with the greeks? French poststructuralism is what useless first year liberals lay their eyes and ears on because they use big words to say extremely moronic and boring things about ultimately meaningless subjects. Go read Hume, Kant, Nietzsche and Heidegger instead.
>>27473691
>Hey there, wanna play doctor?
Sure. Don't worry, this will only hurt a_____lot
>>27473896
Ridiculous assumptions keep discourse lively
>>27473900
I'm a college teacher, this is me. >>27473316
>>27473953
Th-th...That's kind of my thing.
>>27473896
Sorry but in today's world that's what it means. I used to respect the left, it all went to hell.
>>27473749
Cheers.
Jesus fuck these things take forever to make. Be gentle, friends.
>>27467374
Nice music tastes. Love gorillaz. What kind of EDM?
>>27467862
Science is actually quite robot-friendly, trust me. Also nice tastes; multiple. I used to run Scarf Chandelure back in 4th gen PO, and it fucked shit up.
>>27468613
Tastes a bit hipsterish but overall very comfy. Would hang out with.
>>27471235
>t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>Jezebel, top 40
>Literally types XDDDDD
Jesus fucking christ. I was trying to be positive or at least ignore the bait, but really? Fuck...
>>27473316
Fantastic movie director and literature tastes. Based Putin. Your music tastes could use work, but overall nice!
>>27474115
And of course I forget to upload
>>27474097
How can you be 1/2 virgin?
>>27474115
>>27474128
God-tier taste in alcohol, instruments and movies. I really hope science is robot-friendly, if I finally get into the field and it isn't I don't know what I'm going to do with myself. Mind if I ask what field you're in?
>>27474178
GF is Christian I'm his first, she's my first. I get oral and anything but penetration.
>>27474214
>>>27474178
>GF is Christian I'm his first, she's my first. I get oral and anything but penetration.
Nigga that doesn't count as anything, or else people who have at least kissed would be 1/4th a virgin.
>>27474178
Thanks!
>I really hope science is robot-friendly, if I finally get into the field and it isn't I don't know what I'm going to do with myself.
Many scientists basically sit in the lab, do work, go home, and act super antisocial because they have no energy left. That said, it depends on the specialty. What do you have in mind? Have you already done undergrad? If so, it's a bit harder; you'll need to do some "free labor" type lab work, where you basically function like a glorified undergrad. Get onto a paper, then start applying for Ph. D. programs (you'll need at least that much research experience to be competitive).
>Mind if I ask what field you're in?
Did 4 years of neuroscience research in undergrad. Basically became a professional small animal neurosurgeon/anesthetist/electrophysiologist, and got onto two papers in solid journals. Decided I loved STEM but hated academia because the politics, so applied to med school. Currently finishing up my 3rd year; plan on applying for anesthesiology.
Don't go to med school, though, seriously. It's massively unfriendly to robots; everyone is basically at least as smart as you but also perfect in every way. Trust me.
>>27474368
I want to get into forensic pathology. Working on undergrad ATM, but I've got a very long way to go still. Thanks for the advice, I'll definitely keep all of that in mind as I advance. I've got no interest in academia, I want to do practical work outside of a school. I don't think avoiding med school is an option for me, getting a doctorate is pretty much mandatory for this field. If you have any idea how to avoid it, I'd be all ears, though.
>>27474214
>I'm his first
ha ha, freudian slip!
>>27467862
It is always comforting to notice you, necrofag. I get the seagullbro comforting feels.
Shit man I'm late again
>>27474431
Yea, forensic path is an MD track. Just do your best, I guess. You will need to keep up with modern style and actually pay attention to how you dress, look, behave/come off.
Of course, that implies you get in. You will need to have some research experience (at least a year, and a publication helps massively). MCAT 32+ is absolutely required, and minimum 3.6 GPA. Then, do some volunteering; get an EMT degree, work as a CNA, help run a healthcare nonprofit, or other things like that. Try to pick doing something you actually like and taking it seriously (e.g. just shadowing a doc is not nearly enough). And remember, the weirdest things count here. Basically just do something that makes you stand out...
Hope this helps. Good luck, anon.
>>27474526
>comparing me to seagullbro
You're way too kind. Always nice to see you, too.
>>27474577
Thanks so much man.
>>27474557
>treasure planet
>folk metal
nice
>>27474871
So do you think we should be on the gold standard, that aids is perpetuated by the gay community, and that vaccines should be voluntary?
>>27475227
>gold standard
Yes
>Aids perpetuated by the gay community
idk. 50/50 on that.
>Vaccines should be voluntary
Yeh
>>27474871
>bislut
Gee whiz
>>27475298
Lol the gold standard is retarded, it's not viable but alright.
Seriously? How the fuck is the gay community perpetuating aids? There's some shadowy aids council that controls this shit?
Also enjoy plague coming back and killing everyone who isn't vaccinated.
>>27475816
>How the fuck is the gay community perpetuating aids?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo_n0IPsC7g
>yooooou guyyyyyth! Don't you underthand that the only way to prevent aidth is to give people with aidth more money!
>>27475941
Nigga. There are people apart of that that aren't gay, who still do stuff like that. Besides what good would giving aids do besides these people? To get money, for what? Risk dying, because? It's just dumb conspiratard bull-shit, tell me how the Illuminati perpetuated 9/11 and reads our brainwaves.
