What are some of your quirks
>have to take a shit
>sit down on the toilet and spread my cheeks
>suck in air through my asshole several times
>poop comes out smoother than just pushing it out
>>27466427
I used to line the toilet seat with paper.
poop on balls
>>27466463
I do that AND cover the water with a lyaer of paper that way toilet water don't launch itself up my anus and all over my ass
It takes balls to support shit like that
>taking a hard shit
>pretend I'm going Super Sayian