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Ask a 5'10 210lbs(fat) failed normie that had gotten laid
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Ask a 5'10 210lbs(fat) failed normie that had gotten laid from OkCupid 4 times already anything
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>>27463426
Why cooler?
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GOODBYE, SUPER SAIYAN
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Will I have hope?
>5' 12"
>245 lbs (muscle and fat)
>glasses
>normie
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>>27464304

>5' 12"

Do you even know how inches and feet work?
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>>27464304
yes

but if you're self conscious about your looks surround yourself with hipster pragmatism bullshit in your pics
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>>27464331
My mistake, I do 5' 12" is 6 foot
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>>27463426
so... howd you do it! howd a fat thing like you actually seal the deal?!!?
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>>27464353
Sweet, thanks anon :^)
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>>27463426
But how big is ur dick
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How'd you set up your account. What'd you say
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>>27464437
5 1/2 inches

I've showed my penis to them with pics and such and honestly I think sex is more of a mental thing than anything else
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>>27464483
Always keep your bio short and focus more on your pictures. Not saying you shouldn't be concise but leave things in mystery
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What was your opening message like?
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>>27464770
usually find something on their bio i know about and mention iu as a message. i'm not saying this works effectively and i admit it does have a low success rate but it's my standard

really it's just a numbers game but also don't make it seem like an obvious copy and paste message and try not to sound creepy
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>>27464392
>find something to talk about in which even your horrendous looks will look past her bc she will be too amused talking about the subject

>get her number
>get pics
>flirt
>sext
>arrange meet up in between sexting

oh and if you're going to be getting laid this way then you better be a Jack Keuorac of sexting because women will automatically just see you as a creep if you use improper grammar and are devoid of using poetic devices such as imagery
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