>Polyglot, one of my languages is Arabic
>Live in virtually all white town
>Refugees are going to be held in a disused gym near me
>Various newspaper and radio appeals
>"We urgently require Arabic speakers to help translate at the centre"
>Don't volunteer
>>27461241
dude its like going down to the pound. you'll get to pick out the cutest one there and take her home
>>27461269
Aren't most of the refugees young adult masculine males.
>>27461303
only one way to find out. its not like he'll be obligated to stay if thats the case. at the very least he'll probably be able to get a couple free sandwiches
>>27461241
i'm of the poopoo peepee school of mischief
>>27461269
>implying they'll be cute
They'll be ugly roasties who've already pumped out 10 kids due to being pumped without contraception since the age of 13 by the village Muhammad.
>>27461377
>not adopting a 12 year old to avoid that
shit son, you're as unimaginative as they come
>>27461391
She'll still have shit tier genetics though.
The refugees coming to the west are the brownest and ugliest that their nations have to offer. The qts and Chads look European and live in the safer major cities, so they don't have to flee to the west.
>>27461241
Why not go and tell them that they will all be arrested and deported? Cause some real mischeif?
>>27461438
>implying a robot can get a girl with superior genetics
stop dreaming
>>27461345
That actually made me laugh, I think it was the implication there are various schools of thought on this issue
>>27461501
there has actually been debate, i've had people call me a retard and shit like "hurrdurr this isn't mischief this is just being retarded" and i've also had people congratulate me for "taking the fight to the normies"
seems like mischief threads are dying, people are growing pussy and all their mischief is inside their own heads. in the coming weeks i plan to strike again and take a photo
>make neet threads and argue with wagies
>am actually a wagie who works 50 hours+ a week on average
>>27461538
wagies are like rats trapped in a cage, the only way they can vent their frustrations is by tearing into each other and gnashing their teeth at anyone walking by their little cage
>>27461486
Who do you think have superior genetics? Snowballs?
>>27461241
>Be geocacher
>Take trip to Northern Ireland
>Hide packages in various locations around Belfast and Derry
>Police erupt into a shitstorm of paranoia
>Mass evacuations, controlled explosions.
>>27461303
No they're women and children.
>>27461442
Because that's not how a mischief thread works.
>>27461501
>>27461531
That's an old washed up photo. You didn't take that shit, and you will never do anything like that in your life.
>>27462420
>mfw
oh boy, i've gotten so big that people don't believe it's me
i posted that picture here a few months back. i did that upper decker. mark my words, within 2 weeks there will be another thread that says "hey wagecuck, fuck you" and a different image of some shit
mark my words faggot
>>27461633
I wish NI wasn't such a shithole so we could have more caches.
>>27462453
When you "posted" that thread two months back it was debunked. In that "original" thread someone with a brain did a reverse image search, and you "original" image came up multiple times.
>>27462493
it came up multiple times because i have it saved and i've posted it multiple times
just wait. give me 2 weeks. i promise you.